033. I've Been Kidnapped and You're Murdering Me
Xiao Li saw Jiang Zimu turn around to leave, and his heart was anxious, so he raised his hand and pinched Jiang Zimu's wrist.
Well, it's soft, fine, and slightly cool, like the half-melted strawberry-flavored crushed ice that I particularly liked when I was a kid.
"Hey!" Jiang Zimu's face turned red, his eyes were a little unhappy, and his other hand turned sideways and hit the back of Xiao Lizao's hand, and then turned his wrist to break out of the confinement, his eyebrows gathered, and he said angrily: "Dear, ugliness is contagious." Don't let me lower your appearance. β
"You sit down first, I'm not done yet. β
βWeβre done here.β
"If you don't listen to me, I will go from the first floor to the top floor, going door to door and shouting your 5001 Jiang Zimu's name. β
"Oh, I'm so grumpy! I'm ...... You're here to beg for a fight from all angles, aren't you?"
Jiang Zimu pretended to roll up his sleeves, crossed his waist, paused, glanced at Xiao Lizao, and then collapsed into the sofa in frustration, perfectly interpreting what it means to dry thunder and not rain, "I found that the popular phrase on the Internet 'appearance is justice' is completely fallacious." β
"Look at me, even if you look like you, you can't extinguish me...... ...... who want to strangle you Horny!"
Xiao Li looked at Jiang Zimu fixedly, seeing that her eyes flickered several times, looking left and right to dodge eye contact, like that, people inevitably began to worry about "sucking cats for a while, quitting cat crematoriums".
"Can you get me a cold drink first?" Xiao Lizao looked at the teacup in his hand with disgust, lowered his head, and saw a pair of small feet stretched out in front of Jiang Zimu's eyes, white and tender toes, well-trimmed toenails, lemon-colored nail polish and pink connie rabbit sandals are really made in heaven.
cough cough, how to break a dry mouth?
Jiang Zimu frowned, snorted angrily, and then obediently got up and took out a bottle of KIRIN Rich Green Tea from the refrigerator.
"Wow. "Knowing that you always have to go on a diet, I specially chose a bottle of sugar-free.
Xiao Li took the drink with one hand, and fanned it on the side of his cheek with the other.
"That...... Today I... Kidnapped......"
"Huh?" Jiang Zimu was stunned, subconsciously turned his head to look at the gate, his eyes rolled twice, and his first reaction was cautious and tentative, "Dear, it shouldn't be my turn to pay the ransom, right?"
Xiao Li glanced at Jiang Zimu early, and said in his heart Just like you, can I count on you to accurately alleviate poverty, or do I expect you to sweep away the evil and eliminate evil?
"What are you afraid of, it won't let you break the bank. β
Xiao Lizao shook his eyebrows, twisted the cap of the bottle and poured two sips of refreshing tea into his throat, and then raised his hand and pressed the stupid hair on the top of his head slightly to the side of the wound.
ended yesterday's live broadcast of the draft, Xiao Li took a red-eye flight to Xiangcheng non-stop. The reason why I am in such a hurry is not simply because I want to meet Jiang Zimu who has returned from my trip as soon as possible after work, but mainly because of the contract for a men's skin care product advertising platform in Xiangcheng today.
No, it was just six o'clock this morning, and Xiao Li, who had only been squinting at home for less than three hours, had already gotten up on time, practiced dancing and eating breakfast, and then drove to the company to do styling. Because the wound on the top of the head had not healed, it took more than three hours to take care of the hairstyle, and it was not until one o'clock in the afternoon that Xiao Lizao followed Gu Suixin to drive to Evergreen Plaza, the largest in Xiangcheng CBD.
Because of the previous experience of the previous attack by Fruit TV's black fans, Gu Suixin specially arranged six more professional bodyguards who are tall and tall, plus the original four, just enough to form a football team with Xiao Li. The bodyguards dressed in black are all tall and strong, and they are full of cold and murderous aura that no one can enter, but even among this group of people, the one with the greatest aura and the most powerful is still Xiao Lizao.
As soon as people arrived, they saw that the booth built on the first floor of the entire shopping mall was surrounded by people on the third floor and the outer three floors, not only that, but the second to tenth floors of the building were also full of onlookers and reporters who were looking forward to it.
As soon as everyone saw Xiao Lizao, who was surrounded by bodyguards, he appeared early, and groups of ghosts cried wolf as if they had lost their minds.
"Jujube, so handsome! Jujube, look here!"
"Mom, this black shirt and white suit is too handsome, is the elegant prince good!"
"I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm always there, brother~"
Of course, those who can shout slogans like the above are considered to be thick-skinned and knowledgeable enough, and the remaining large part is either so poor that they can only open their mouths "ahhhh
Xiao Li, under the guidance of the host, answered a number of questions about the product very cooperatively, and then walked a show with several models waiting for the scene, and finally came to the most exciting autograph handshake after the professional photo booth photo session.
This link is specially set up by the manufacturer in order to return (more) feed (fish) powder (point) silk (money) - since the opening of the cabinet on the same day, the first 50 people who bought 50,000 products, as well as the 10 on-site audiences who were qualified through the lucky lottery, can shake hands with Xiao Lizao in order and ask for autographs.
Because of this, many fans have lined up at the gate of Evergreen Plaza with tents since the first night, and even more, they have smashed more than a dozen or even hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy products, in order to let the organizers have a little eyesight and can use their hands and feet when lucky draw.
Because some Vloggers also participated in the event, Xiao Lizao's entire platform was broadcast live on the Internet in real time.
At this time, the little lemons on the Internet couldn't sit still, and one by two they came out and began to sour.
"55555~ Pity me, an intern social animal who has money and time, in order to earn milk tea money during the summer vacation, I can't even go to the scene to witness the beauty of Brother Zaozi's prosperous life!"
"My jujube is so appealing, my jujube is so concerned and market value! I hate only those idle and rich ladies, why don't I have my name kkkkk in the fan party~"
"UCCU, one day day, even the male pot friend is wooden, but he spends tens of thousands of yuan to buy men's skin care products for his idol! What kind of spirit is this?
"Don't be sour, I'm here. Now I am holding a gift box and waiting in line for my first intimate contact with dates. Don't say anything, my hands are all washed bald. β
"The one in front, wake up, it's time to move bricks. β
"I want to cry, I want to cry. The jet lag party said that it was far away and could not do anything. But Lao Tzu just wants to spend money on his brother! My brother's tickets for the Asian Tour in September have already been arranged. β
......
At this time, in the shopping mall, I only heard the cheers and exclamations around one after another, and the strange fancy confessions.
Xiao Lizao: When I was a child, my neighbors said that I was the most beautiful boy on this street, but I didn't believe it. When I grew up, I found out that they really lied to me, and I was obviously the most beautiful boy on the planet!
Everything was originally carried out in an orderly and unusually smooth manner, until a middle-aged fashionable aunt with an explosive head stood in front of Xiao Lizao with a product postcard.
"Ouch, this is really a mom fan. β
Xiao Lizao raised his eyes, took the postcard casually, waved his big hand, and signed his name very elegantly, and then raised his arm again, and was about to shake hands with his aunt, but saw that his hands were withdrawn, his knees were weak, and he knelt straight in front of the signing table.
Xiao Lizao's bodyguard brother behind him was not covered, his hands were quick and his eyes were quick, and as soon as he realized that something was wrong, Hula Hula turned over directly from the table, and stood beside the aunt, ready to control people at any time.
But the onlookers at the scene did not react so quickly, seeing the battle in front of them, they were stunned for a long time, and finally reacted, looked left and right, and all exclaimed: "Eh, is this the legendary - 'so handsome, kneel' live-action version?"
Xiao Lizao's eyes rolled a few times, and he gave Gu Suixin a glance not far away, then slowly got up, leaned forward, and said lightly: "Is it uncomfortable?"
When the middle-aged aunt heard this, she slowly raised her head, grinning and squeezing her eyes, and the makeup on her face was already crying, almost turning into a palette.
"I ...... Please, can you ...... Spare my daughter?"
All kinds of reporters and passers-by who don't think it's a big deal can't help but smile: as long as there is Xiao Lizao, you can make a big news anytime and anywhere!
Xiao Li was stunned, blinked, and went straight in, "This aunt, I don't know you, I'm afraid I don't know your daughter, okay?"
"You...... The wound on your head ......"
Xiao Li subconsciously protected his head in response, his brain turned, and his reaction was really not slow, "The little girl who committed the murder in the live broadcast room...... Is it your daughter?"
"I ...... I'm really, really... I'm sorry for you!" the middle-aged woman snorted and cried, howling like a pig that had been grabbed by the back of her neck by fate. "But, my daughter... She's young and ignorant. Why do you have to be like a child?"
"I ......"
didn't wait for Xiao Li to answer, and the woman didn't give up, "When you are old and a father in the future, you will know how difficult it is to pull and educate a child." β
"Now your injury is not too much of a problem, can you still come out to participate in the endorsement? β
"My daughter is only nineteen this year, and she has just entered college, and she hasn't even stepped into society. It takes a lifetime to raise a child, but it only takes a moment to ruin her. β
"You have a lot of adults, don't pursue it, okay? I'm an old man, and I flew here to kneel down and apologize to you just to see you with my own eyes!"
These words sound like a hard-working mother incoherently begging for forgiveness for her daughter's mistakes, but when you taste them carefully, the taste in the words is very fascinating.
You're a big star, and my daughter is a child. If children make mistakes, it's good to educate them. Besides, your injuries are not serious, won't you come out to make money in a few days? My daughter is still a college student, she has no money and no ability now, but there are infinite possibilities in the future, you can't bury a child's life because of a small matter with a big needle's eye, right? What's more, I'm so much older than you, and I have knelt down to apologize, what do you want?
To sum up, it is nothing more than holding on to so many points, "I am weak and I am reasonable", "three points of unreasonable argument", don't want Bilian's moral kidnapping.
Xiao Li snorted coldly, looked at the long guns and short cannons and mobile phone lenses around him, and then looked at Gu Suixin, who ran forward in a hurry, his nose was a little sour for no reason.
"You talk like that, as if you think I'm sorry for you, as if I'm deliberately targeting your daughter. β
"Isn't it a small matter that has scratched a little skin, and a small contradiction that can be resolved by an apology and reconciliation has to be done at the police station, and what legal procedures must be followed. The woman felt that Xiao Lizao's words were tingling, and when she pinched her waist, her tears disappeared in an instant, her face changed, and she only wanted to howl in a thin throat, "If you weren't a big-name star and have popularity, would this matter have dragged on so much now?"
"What do you say not to let your fans doxx murderers. I don't think you're admonishing fans at all, but deliberately incitement. Now, my daughter's name, our home address, and all kinds of information have been posted on the Internet by someone who cares. I get thousands of curse and abuse messages on my phone every day, and my daughter's phone has already been blown up!"
Gu Suixin, who was on the side, listened, and his heart was also angry, and while nodding to the bodyguards, asking them to pull people down so as not to affect the scene, he opened his mouth and was the first to complain to his cubs.
"This lady, what you just said is enough to cause serious consequences of smearing Mr. Xiao Lizao's reputation. β
"So, you're going to get me in there?"
"That's a good idea, my daughter and I are in prison as companions. β
Gu Suixin knew that the essence of the shrew who came was that he didn't intend to cover it up at all, so he simply waved his hand and responded indifferently: "If a person does something wrong, he should be punished." As for the level of punishment, it is not up to us victims to decide for ourselves. Therefore, please calm down and wait for the final decision of the relevant authorities, instead of hindering Mr. Xiao's normal business activities. β
"You are old and old-faced, how easy is it for me to kneel in public? If it weren't for the sake of the child, why would I be?"
"So, do you think that if you kneel, I must back down, and if you apologize, I must accept it?" Xiao Li tilted his head early, and he was not angry.
"If everyone cries, makes trouble, and hangs themselves when they encounter something, then what else do you need the police to do? What does the state do when it makes laws? Isn't it better than who screams louder and whose tear ducts are more developed?"
Xiao Li took a look at Gu Suixin, and then glanced at the mall security and organizer staff who had just come over, shook his head slightly, and said softly: "I don't know about the doxing incident you mentioned, whether the specific participants are my fans or not remains to be verified, and in a state where nothing is clear, you just count all the grievances suffered by doxing on my head, so you don't want to think about whether I have been wronged?"
Xiao Lizao raised his hand and carefully pressed the broken hair on his forehead, "Your daughter is nineteen years old, but to your mother, she still looks like a child who doesn't grow up and needs to hide behind her parents and eat candy." Your feelings, actually, I don't can't understand. Even if you are seventy or eighty, as long as your parents are still alive, you will always be a baby in the eyes of your parents. β
"But, I just want to ask, is it possible that you are the only mother in the world?"
"Have you ever wondered how my mother, who is twenty-eight years old, would feel if my mother was still alive and she saw me being attacked with a sharp weapon during a performance for no apparent reason?"
"That mom who can frown and cry out for me when I was a toddler, if she sees my bleeding wound and eight stitches, will she cry louder than you just now?"
As soon as he finished saying this, Xiao Lizao's eyes dimmed a lot. Gu Sui stepped forward intimately, patted Xiao Lizao on the shoulder, and then glanced at the accompanying bodyguard, signaling to pull the troublesome woman down.
The woman saw that she had appeared in vain but did not have anything good to do with Xiao Lizao, and her heart was naturally furious, and she made Lai cry and jump, shouting "killing" and "dying" in her mouth, and then turned her face to scratch and bite the bodyguard next to her, and when she was taken off the stage, she also shouted at Xiao Lizao with her teeth and claws, "Fortunately, your mother died early, otherwise seeing your cold-blooded and selfish virtue now, maybe she will regret giving birth to you!"
When Gu Sui heard this, the whole person immediately turned into an old hen who took care of her cubs, raised her eyebrows, raised her face and choked: "If you can say this kind of thing, it seems that your mother's education is not enough." Some people, even though they have a mother, have the same words and deeds as they do. After speaking, as soon as he stretched out his arms, the whole person stood in front of Xiao Lizao.
"It's fine. Xiao Lizao nodded at Gu Suixin, sat down slowly, looked around, there seemed to be some moisture in his eyes, but he shook his eyebrows, and smiled softly at Mai: "Sign on." β