For the next two days, Xiao Lizao made regular video calls to Jiang Zimu every morning, and Jiang Zimu would share the hot photos of the day as soon as he returned to the hotel every evening.

Every time the photo profile is extremely funny.

The front foot control welfare, the blue silk temptation is hot - this is the cute silly bird "bluefoot boobies" with blue big feet.

Ya Yihong doesn't know what her surname is, so she comes to see the bully robbing the people's "fish" - this is the "warship bird" that relies on the red throat sac to courtship and always loves to rob other birds of the fruits of their labor.

Mr. Tony's online styling will make you a party queen in seconds - this is a "hammerhead hammerhead shark" with a head in a "T" shape.

You see this mouth is big and round, you look at this beak is long and thick - this is a "pelican" that can be as big as the menu is as big as the beak.

Just this model, give me a dozen, and I can give it all bald - this is the healing cute "Galapagos sea lion" that sells cute regardless of the occasion.

......

Relying on these photos, Xiao Lizao not only did not get bored to the point of growing hair because Gu Suixin gave the order to confine himself to the hotel to recuperate, but instead spent several days of quiet time with peace of mind.

Finally, in the blink of an eye, it's Wednesday again, that is, the live broadcast time of the fruit TV draft, this time, it is Xiao Lizao's first public appearance since the last stage attack, thinking with his toes, it is not difficult to guess how high the national attention will be in this issue.

The senior management of Fruit TV watched the ratings of their own column break three, and they were caught off guard by allowing the majority of melon-eating people to praise their own column as "the first national draft", with the top ten free hot searches every day, this is because of the sweetness brought by Xiao Lizao's joining, which is enough for the high-level executives to take turns to urinate sugar. Therefore, after the attack and before the debut, in just three or four days, the stage had already changed the stage layout according to Gu Suixin's requirements, placed Xiao Lizao's special mentor seat further in the middle, and placed Fang Chengcheng's seat next to Xiao Lizao.

Not only that, on the second day of the Anti incident, the senior management of Fruit TV also went to the hotel where Xiao Li stayed early, compensating for it, paying for the smiling face, serving tea and pouring water, nodding and waisting, while the uncle put a cruel word that he would deal with the relevant dereliction of duty security personnel according to the regulations, remark that this person is a temporary worker, bracket laugh, and at the same time pretend to be a grandson's side knock on the side to try to clear all the responsibilities as management.

Xiao Lizao was not surprised by this kind of dumping pot that treats the symptoms but not the root cause, and hummed twice angrily, turned his head and said "put an end to lip-syncing" with a dark face, and then directly issued an eviction order.

In the face of the cold words of the peak idols, the high-level leaders not only did not feel humiliated, but were happy and honored, and they all felt that Xiao Lizao was simple and unpretentious, and he was very different from other bewitching sluts who hypocritically engaged in social politics, so they were even more inexplicably confident that the ratings of this latest live broadcast broke five.

The inner OS of the management like a human spirit: Xiao Da Idol, who is as upright as eating gunpowder, can foresee with the naked eye that the drama of "hammering everyone here online" should be staged again. Anyway, it's not a big deal for netizens to watch the excitement one by one, as long as someone watches it, there will be ratings, and as long as there are ratings, there will be money. How can we not understand such a simple truth? Child, who is used to being so angry, who makes the current world so ugly?

On the same day, in order not to appear in front of the public with a sick attitude, Xiao Li didn't care about the doctor's advice, gave up the dry cleaning spray, and spent three hours carefully washing his head. Because of the wound on the top of his head, Gu Suixin resolutely refused to let Xiao Li do his hairstyle again, and in the end, Xiao Lizao wore a fluffy black short straight, put on a loose T-shirt with jeans and flamingo-colored, and a pair of abstinent bookish gold wire glasses, simple and pollution-free like the school grass senior who will pass by you on the college campus and make you complain about your "side light" for three lifetimes because of this side.

In order to highlight Xiao Lizao's strong return and absolute C position, the program team also arranged the first five-minute solo show of Xiao Lizao.

"When I'm with you, I'm always in my pocket with one hand,

When I'm across from you, I'm always down to the dust.

I open my mouth to call your name,

only to understand,

Any language is pale when it is imposed. ”

Xiao Lizao had a smile on the corners of his lips and eyes, sat on the high stool, and sang a song "Your Name" to himself. In the studio at this time, there was nothing else except the beautiful guitar sound like a trickle and the gentle singing voice like the gentle breeze.

At the end of the song, the audience dared to take a breath, calm their minds, and then came back to their senses and immediately burst out into a wave of applause that could make the otolaryngology overcrowded.

"Jujube, jujube, you are the strongest, jujube, jujube, you are the best!"

"Come on, dates, we will always support you!"

"Dates love you! come on, come on, come on!"

“Fighting！”

......

can turn an independent men's group talent show into his own concert, looking at Huaguo, only Xiao Lizao is the only one.

"Shhh~ Stop arguing. ”

Xiao Lizao smiled and shook his head, twisted his face and handed the guitar to the on-site assistant, got up and pulled his hair, trying not to let the gauze on the top of his head be exposed.

"Come on, come on, what's the matter, you guys are here to advertise for Sinopec?"

Just the right little humor, as always, scares fans, and the majority of diehards on the scene and in front of the screen can't help but bow a handful of motherly tears: familiar formula, familiar taste, is our family's strong idol Xiao Li is already right, it is the one who can always make his fans hate to crowdfund to carry out the Didi beating business when the wind is calm, and after the storm, he tearfully soared "You dirty my idol wings, I will abolish your whole paradise" This kind of hardcore quotations that kill Matt are early!

"Everyone calm down first," Xiao Lizao raised his neck and crossed his waist unusually relaxed, "This is the scene of the talent show, our Zaozilin's family should not be too noisy." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, he heard a loud but broken overbearing confession in the audience sounding out of place, "Brother, I love you!"

Xiao Lizao stared at it, and suddenly felt that the crazy man who was taking care of himself with a banner and a chicken blood was a little familiar.

"Flower rub, this... Isn't that a promise?"

Uncle Choreographer: Camera, don't be stunned, hurry up and give the landlord's stupid son a shot!

"Brother, you're the best!

Xiao Lizao: Covering your face, it's so shameful.

At this time, the little fat man Shen Zhu finally came to the rescue at the right time.

"Hahaha, it's only been a few days since the last live broadcast, but I know that for the majority of viewers and friends, these days are like years. Shen Zhu narrowed his mung bean eyes and slowly stood beside Xiao Lizao.

As soon as Xiao Li saw Shen Zhu earlier, only one sentence appeared repeatedly in his mind: water, too watery, refuse!

Why didn't Gu's mother let the column team replace this pair of "three-point water"?

No, I have to stay away from him, and I can't let the "water army" extinguish my burning fire of life!

Xiao Li thought so and did so. In front of the public, he took a step with long legs, and took three steps to the side very firmly.

Shen Note: Forehead...... Is my appearance so persuasive? You Xiao Da Idol wrote two words on his face - ugly rejection!

Wronged, I want to go to Smecta to change my head.

"Keep an appropriate distance so as not to hurt the innocent. Whether this is a good sentence or not depends mainly on which one of the listeners defines as innocent.

"Ahem, dates, is your current physical condition okay?"

When Xiao Li heard this, he put away the various expressions on his face, straightened his back very seriously, and bowed to the camera.

"My injuries, as stated in the statement by my agent, are not serious. Thank you to the fans and artists who continue to send greetings and support on the Internet. ”

"I think what everyone is particularly concerned about now is not only your health, but also the follow-up of the attacker. Can you tell us about that?"

"I don't have anything to reveal, because there is nothing to hide, everything is handled according to the law. ”

As soon as these words came out, Shen Zhu's gossip soul who didn't know whether he was alive or dead rose again, "Because of the handling of the attacker, the Internet has continued to cause heated discussions recently." I think there have been many fans who have come forward to say that they want to kill the murderer and give you justice. ”

"My fans of Jujube Forest are not so ignorant. Xiao Li raised his jaw early and motioned to the audience, "I have made it clear several times that I ask the public not to be involved in this case." Since you mentioned human flesh, then I solemnly inform my fans once again - don't treat the Internet as a place outside the law, every word you say, every photo exposed, and every footprint left on the Internet are well-documented and proven. ”

"The attack has passed, I have received your concern, and I can understand your nervousness, but the follow-up results should be handed over to the judicial department, and everyone should not interfere without authorization. ”

"That's... So, what do you want to defend yourself from the comments on the Internet that say that you exaggerated your injuries and bullied the weak?"

Xiao Lizao: I gave you a chance, if you have to find death, then I can only fulfill it.

"First, when did you hear or see me 'exaggerating' my injury from which channel? If the description of 'it's not a big deal' is an exaggeration, is it possible that I still have to say 'a dog at the beginning, a knife 999', thank you black fans for giving me a treasure knife to make me become a Buddha at one time?"

"Second, I don't need to defend myself. Because the truth is never argued. ”

"Thirdly, even though I'm a star, for me, it's just work. I understand that attention is the magic weapon that celebrities rely on to survive. But as a person who is about to turn 30 and enter middle age, I would like to give a piece of advice to many young boys and girls who are crazy about or hate me - have time, read more books and study, and less addicted to the Internet. ”

"Imagine if it wasn't me Xiao Lizao who was injured this time, how many people in society could have attracted the attention of a simple case of intentionally injuring someone and causing minor injuries?"

"Don't let me always occupy the hot search, it's really not necessary. I hope that one day there will be more scientists and writers on the hot search list, instead of chicken and dog bits and pieces about me. ”

Shen Note: Xiao Da idol's sudden deepness, I can't resist it.

"That'...... When will we know the final outcome of the case?"

Xiao Lizao glanced at Shen Zhu unabashedly, "Otherwise, it is inconvenient for you to ask the Taiwan leadership to contact the Municipal Public Security Bureau and the Municipal Court to change this entertainment draft into a trial record?"

Without waiting for Shen Zhu to pick up, Xiao Li sighed early and began to break the news by himself, "It seems that what Master Zhou Yi said is really right. ”

Shen Note: Ouch, there is another gossip to dig up.

"Zhou Yi, I didn't expect you to believe this with dates?"

"The five elements of yin and yang are not the same as feudal superstition. ”

"Well, yes, yes. Excuse me, what did the master say?"

"Oh, she said, I have a fire and need to avoid water. ”

Shen Note: get. Tell the on-site assistant to take all the mineral water from your table in a moment.

"So, I'm sorry for you, the six... It's daunting, and you really have to keep a safe distance. "Even if you make me angry, you won't be able to inherit my locust flowers.

Shen Note: Poof~ Heart-piercing sound.

Shen Zhu's expression management failed, and he tried to use self-blackening to round the past with a smile, "Jujube, listen to me, I am not a water life, and a master has calculated it for me before, and it is clear that I am missing the five elements." ”

"Then you'd better believe my version. At least in my version, you have one more to be proud of. ”

Xiao Li is serious in the morning.

The audience reacted for a short while, and couldn't hold back the laughter.

Xu Xu shook the banner in his hand again, and whistled several times without hesitation.

"Brother, Super! Super!”

"Didn't you stop arguing?" Xiao Lizao pinched his waist with one hand, raised his arm, and pointed to the promise very manly, "Even if the five elements of others lack the five elements, it is better than your five elements are not beaten." ”

Xiao Lizao: Don't eat me, no result.

Promise: Hehe, the idol on the meal was very domineering cue in front of the public, so, excuse me, should I invite my idol to eat Chinese food or steak after the scene today?

At this time, on the real-time live broadcast app, all kinds of "hahahahahaha" poured up like a tide in Qiantang.

"My family Nuo Nuo has become the male fan leader of Zaozi Forest, and he also flirts with the handsome seniors who split the sky on the scene with hardcore, hey, I don't know who to envy. ”

"The soul wears a promise for a minute, I really want to be pointed at and scolded by the dates~~~"

"I'm sorry, I sprayed a mouthful of water straight on my iPad, which one should I find to report the repair cost?"

"Laughing like a chicken crowing. Do my dates have such a sense of humor?!"

"Sure enough, it's still the same society where I see who scolds and who goes straight to my brother Zao. ”

"Jin Zaomu, the host of Fruit TV, used to be known as Shen Note. ”

"Clams, clams, clams, golden stove wood, you are poisonous. ”

"Xu Ai (挨) Da (打), English name, Hello Hitty, a new generation of puppet practice, used to be known as Xu Hitty. ”

"The previous name change is too good, and it is recommended to graduate early. ”

......

Jiang Zimu was lying on the bed with his cheeks up, although his eyes were always glued to the phone screen, but now there was only one word hovering in his mind - master.

"Oh, me...... Am I a master?" Jiang Zimu hiccuped coldly, and for a moment felt that he was immortal and immortal, but with a roll of his eyes, he felt that Xiao Lizao might have called himself so much just to avenge his previous revenge.

Master Jiang: "Master, cursed me for losing my hair, attacked my age, and maliciously pointed out the fact that I couldn't get married. ”