030. My perpetual calendar is not only perfect, but it also seduces me
In the next few days, Jiang Zimu still sent beautiful travel photos to Xiao Lizao every day, and said in the beautiful name, "Save Xiao Da idol's endangered worldview", and by the way, make a little money with a win-win situation, parentheses, the latter is not the point.
Not only that, Jiang Zimu also took advantage of the fragments of time he could spare every day to make a group of Xiao Lizao-related emojis, and said in a beautiful name, "curing all diseases", with wishes for Xiao Da idol's health, and shared them together.
Looking at those few black pictures of the peak of Yanyi with tricky shooting angles, coupled with the popular golden sentences that make people vomit blood and laugh until people cry, Xiao Lizao has already contributed a non-physical performance that is very compatible with his identity as an actor - it would be good to have a beating in the little sunflower father's class.
In addition to eating, sleeping, traveling and amusing Xiao Lizao, Jiang Zimu always has nothing to do and wanders around the hotel, and he hopes to meet Madame Ruiz again. It's a pity that this time the heavens did not fulfill people's wishes, and the wine friend has never shown up since the night they first met.
On the last night on the island of Ka, Ding Ding Ding Ding and Joseph finally triumphed after ten days of liveaboard.
When he opened the door and saw two "strangers", one black and one red, Jiang Zimu's refusal could not be more obvious.
"Uh...... Ding Ding, you did a spa with soy sauce for ten days?"
"And you, did you brush your body with chili oil?"
"Don't mention it, the sun on the sea can't stand the SPF500 sunscreen. Ding Ding Ding wiped his face with the back of his hand, looked at himself in the mirror, grinned, and his eyes and teeth shone at the same time.
Jiang Zimu paced two steps forward, and slapped his hand on the top of Ding Dingding's head twice, "Tired muscles and bones, hungry body, but my family Ding Ding, it looks more energetic." "The money for this liveaboard is well spent!
"A man can be destroyed, but not defeated. As soon as the words fell, Ding Dingding glanced at Ah Fu, the corners of her lips turned up, and she hurriedly pulled Jiang Zimu to sit aside.
"Jiang Jiang, we encountered a shark in our head dive this time, it's not too exciting. ”
"This Peruvian cold snap is really not covered. The moment I first entered the water, I felt like I had been hit by a bone-turning palm. ”
"Jiang Jiang, look, this is a photo of me and a sea iguana underwater, do you like it?
"And then, garden eels, batfish, and a storm of hammerhead sharks that are really close at hand!"
......
Jiang Zimu looked at the colorful photos on Ding Dingding's mobile phone, and wanted to spit out those strange creatures that were casually long on the bottom of the sea and didn't intend to fight for their appearance at all, and then looked at the blue to green and green to black sea, and always faintly felt that in the next second, there would be an octopus-headed old ruler whose red eyes flashed from the background.
It's good, it's very Cthulhu.
"I'm really not fit to stay at sea for a long time, but thanks to this time, I called Da Fu. Just thinking about it, Jiang Zimu glanced at Joseph, who was shrunk into the sofa and was satisfied, and then looked at Ding Dingding, who was unusually dancing with his eyebrows in front of him, and felt that his small money was spent on the blade.
It doesn't hurt, yes, it doesn't hurt at all.
"Jiang Jiang, how have you been these days? Have you seen a few well-known independent islands?"
"Well, these two days have been ...... Special...... Unforgettable. ”
A basket of troubles can be remembered for a lifetime.
"Huh?"
"It's simply a Buddha born, two Buddhas ascend to heaven, three upside down, four or five horses, six gods, no owner, seven up, eight down, smiling, nine springs, very difficult. ”
Ding Ding Ding: If you don't agree with each other, you will come to Duan Guankou, it is Jiang Zimu who has played with me since I was a child.
"Uh...... Amu, have you met a difficult suitor again?" Ah Fu held his cheeks on the side, and his smile was particularly meaningful.
"Cut. Jiang Zimu raised his hand and summed up his ups and downs in a calm tone, "Don't mention it, I'm ashamed when I think about it...... The face hurts. ”
Ding Ding Ding waited for a while, and when he saw that Jiang Zimu closed his mouth and said no more, he didn't force it, with a smile on his face, he shook his head and pulled out his mobile phone.
"In the past few days at sea, I have lived like a cave man on the top of the mountain, there is no WIFI and no network, which is really the biggest survival test for modern people. ”
"Oh Mo! Xiao Li was attacked by black powder and was admitted to the hospital?"
First, let's watch the news of my idol first, it's a pro-fan!
"Oh my God!" Ding Dingding's reaction was really not slow, his eyes rolled, his head twisted, pointed at Jiang Zimu, and said something, "Jiang Jiang, you won't be ...... He that...... You... Dates...... So...... Right?"
Let's immediately associate the attack on my idol with my little sister, it's my best friend!
Da Ah Fu: Is the Chinese I learned in bulk, or is the mother tongue of the two ladies plastic? I understand every word separately, how can it be combined to become a book?
"No, no, no, it's really not what you think!" How could Jiang Zimu not understand the meaning of Ding Ding Ding, with a wave of his little hand, the big man of the blue sky, Mingjian, the little one is really wronged.
"Dingding, it's really not. What kind of person I am, don't you know?"
"Even if it's not what I think, I'm afraid that your days of sitting on pins and needles these days are inseparable from dates, right?"
Jiang Zimu: Hehe, my brain hurts.
Early the next morning, the three of them rushed to the airport with their heels next to their heels.
After seeing Joseph's boarding pass, Jiang Zimu asked in hindsight, "I said Da Ah Fu, why do you also fly to China? When did you change your ticket?"
"Oh, Ah Fu said that he wanted to experience what Huaguo tasted like on the tip of his tongue, so I invited him to live in Nanshi for a few days, eat snacks, and try new things. ”
"Yes, yes, I will fly to HK first, and then apply for a visa, and I won't be able to delay for a few days. ”
Jiang Zimu frowned, "When you arrive in Nanshi, whose food, housing, travel, shopping, and entertainment are you?"
"Jiang Jiang," Ding Ding called Jiang Zimu, and then lowered his head, not daring to say more.
"My brother should also know whether it is good or not. ”
Adin said her apartment was big enough to put together a temporary room for me. ”
"Do you know that when you come to our territory in China, you have to obey the management of my family's Dingding? Don't worry, my Dingding will definitely take good care of you, this little guy. ”
Ah Fu listened to Jiang Zimu, who was two years younger than him, calling himself a little guy, and he always looked like the eldest sister was a mother, not to mention how aggrieved he was. However, according to the calculation of the time of entering UW for graduate school, Jiang Zimu's identity as a real senior sister is also something that Ah Fu cannot refute. As for how he was crooked by her three-inch tongue and became a loyal fan of the "generation theory" in the past few years with Jiang Zimu, Joseph felt that the whole process was comparable to the brainwashing of the Demon Sect Master, which was really full of absurdities and bitter tears.
Joseph: If it weren't for my uncle, I would have been too unprofessional before I was twenty years old, and with my strength, it would not have been a dream to enter UW at the age of twelve or thirteen!
Jiang Zimu: Anyway, I'm a senior sister. Mo Da oh junior brother~
Jiang Zimu poked a finger on the tall Joseph's cheek, rolled his eyes, but said to Ding Ding with a smile: "If he is not honest, do you have to tell me if you know?"
"Look at you, where the has gone. Ding Dingding's face flushed, and he felt that a good-looking hacker like Ah Fu and strong business ability was willing to call him a brother, which was really condescending. The orthodox worship of the industry masters who "can hang any of them with their appearance and talent" has nothing to do with gender at all. Just thinking about it, Ding Dong Ding Dong made a few sounds in succession, and the new WeChat information arrived.
"Give me a travel red envelope, thank you for taking my little pot friend out to play, hehe. "—five thousand.
"Da Afu people are very good, you have to grasp it (dog head dog head), fighting. But don't hold him up too high, he should be beaten and scolded, in case it breaks, depreciation and repair costs are all paid here. "—five thousand.
"Be sure to take him to the old fried skewer shop where we love fried skewers on the side of F big!" - 1,000 yuan.
Yes, but with two mouthfuls of matcha latte, Jiang Zimu gave Ding Ding Ding more than 10,000 turns.
What else can I say? Ding Dingding was almost accustomed to the routine operation of this kind of "old socialist sisterhood," squinted his eyes, casually threw back a few emojis of "kneeling and thanking the boss," and then secretly poked and poked the new and old accounts in his belly, and made up his mind to make a big news at Christmas.
"Do you want to stuff a Cartier pearl stud earring in your socks, or a Van Cleef & Arpels hedgehog brooch?"
Well, it's still a brooch, which is more in line with Jiang Jiang's character full of thorns and soft heart.
"By the way, when I go back to Nanshi, I will find a day to go to the fried skewer shop to buy some prepared meat skewers and hand them to Xiangcheng with the air fryer. Otherwise, Jiang Jiang always thinks about the taste, and it would be pitiful to think that he can't eat it. ”
Look, the real friendship is neither that I give you a piece and you pay me two and a half cents, nor that I have been unilaterally stuffing you with sweetness and you only know that you can eat and open your mouth. True friendship is a two-way equality that comes and goes, I can always think from your point of view, even if it is teasing, but it can save your face and take the corresponding responsibility, and even if you are accustomed to the good I give, you are always grateful for the ordinary kindness.
At this end, Xiao Li knocked on the side and finally asked for the exact flight information of Jiang Zimu's return to Xiangcheng, and then the ghost made a mistake, and the braincase was marked on the perpetual calendar of the mobile phone as soon as it was hot.
On this day, in the nanny car, Gu Sui's heart and body were bowed in front, his elbows were on his knees, and while reading the mail with a tablet, he cautiously glanced at Xiao Lizao on the side.
Yes, this bear kid is holding his phone and smiling weirdly again. I don't know what's wrong, my little cub has been exuberant lately, is it too much pressure to return to the light? The black powder attacked the smashed brain and was deprived of oxygen? Or is the residual anesthetic from the last stitch time diffusing and causing the facial muscles to be uncontrolled?
Gu Suixin smacked his lips, and with his understanding of Xiao Lizao's habits and hobbies, he carefully arranged the content of the mobile phone that Xiao Lizao was watching as follows from high to low in terms of possibility:
A.The Gundam figures are finally in a series, so let's take a commemorative photo.
B. I bid for an antique guitar signed by my idol and take a commemorative photo.
C. grabbed the co-branded limited edition AJ and took a commemorative photo.
D. Master's performance last time was really amazing, lick your prosperous beauty, and taste the classics.
E. The newcomer Xiaohuamei doesn't want it, is it to secretly ask her to cooperate with a MV, or to create an opportunity to shoot a scene together?
Gu Suixin pursed his lips, put the tablet in his hand into his arms, leaned back inadvertently, and slowly leaned back on the back of the chair.
"The last possibility is almost negligible. Silently muttering this sentence in her heart, the old mother's kind eyes flew, and she finally saw clearly what was displayed on Xiao Lizao's mobile phone.
"Poof~" At the moment when he saw it clearly, Gu Suixin's lips opened slightly, and there were thousands of words in his mind, but right now, the emotions of doubt, sighing, vomiting, etc., etc., couldn't be swallowed and couldn't be spit out like an early pregnancy reaction.
"I'd rather you, little cub, watch the photos of female celebrities and female Internet celebrities, okay?"
It's twenty-eight, I'm not asking you to get married tomorrow, but now you have to start cultivating your interest in girls, right?
Hey, you can't think about it, otherwise the old mother's heart will be stuffed with breath every minute.
"Come on, come on, let's get down to business, can you explain to me what does it mean that you are staring at the perpetual calendar on your phone with a smile on your face?"
Gu Sui secretly slandered in his heart, looking at the day on this month's calendar that was circled in big red: whose birthday?......?
Or is he looking at the essence through the phenomenon, reminding himself that his appearance is easy to age and youth is fleeting?
Gu Suixin has been milking for so long, and she has never been so lost and frightened as she is now.
"Look, a pair of fawn eyes are crammed into two rainbow bridges. Could it be that the 10,000-year-old calendar has become a spirit to hook the soul? It's like a fairy in a painting of Liaozhai?" Gu Sui scratched his head, feeling that it was necessary for Hin to contact Xia Jiang Zimu to see if she could use the additional skills of catching ghosts and catching demons and summoning spirits in addition to changing her luck, it was really not good, and it was good to recommend a few Yan Chixia Mao Xiaofang with the same style that was well-known in the industry.
At this time, Xiao Li, who was smiling lightly, didn't notice the strangeness of Gu Suixin on the side. He only felt that looking at the big red circle on the calendar was like concretizing sweet hope.
That kind of anticipation is like a diet maniac who has struggled to lose fifty pounds, waiting for the first bite of Angus beef to be rewarded to him, like rushing into the room in a stinking sweat on a 40-degree barbecue day, waiting for the first sound when he unscrews a cold Coke bottle.
It's not a great joy, but it's a real little happiness, so small that there is no need to elaborate on the reasons for feeling happy.