On the branches of the moon, a black figure squatted in the corner, looking left and right.

After a while, he took a few steps back, rushed violently, and with one hand, he jumped straight into the wall with a perfect Dongguan jump. The moonlight shone on his body, reflecting his bright posture and his big frightened eyes.

Poof, perfect into the water, a series of coherent movements are incomparably handsome, but the level of this water pressure splash is the same as that of the Vietnamese diving team.

"Liu You, you bastard!"

Two ghostly figures passed through the wall and came to him.

Ghost Lao Liu: "When did this become fish candy? I remember that it used to be a flower bed." ”

Zhang Zizai shuddered, today's feud is recorded, and he must mix the skin of this old immortal with squid shreds for him to eat later. Well, it seems that he shouldn't be called old and immortal, but old and dead.

Coming to the ghost Lao Liu's room, Zhang Zizi smoothly got the legendary iron box on his bedside table, and put half a pack of Chinese in the drawer into his pocket by the way, got up and prepared to go out. Who would have thought that there would suddenly be a roar from behind

"Leave the nest stuff hungry!" (Put that thing down for me!)

When he turned around, he found a handsome foreign guy with blond hair and blue eyes standing in front of him, glaring angrily at him. This handsome guy is angular, handsome and compelling, especially the pair of turquoise eyes, which is really an existence that flips everything.

Zhang Zizai tried hard to recall the little English he had learned, and beckoned to him with a smile: "Hello, sell the inside story Zhang Zizi, cut oil Spicchani to death?"

The foreigner didn't answer, but only looked at Zhang Zizai coldly.

Could it be that this foreigner's mother tongue is not English? But apart from those few English words, Zhang Zizi can only learn the self-taught island Chinese, and those languages are probably not suitable for this male and female occasion.

Just when Zhang Zizi was hesitating how to communicate with him, the foreigner spoke: "Hungry (I'll guess) how good you are, today I am staring at your baby at the door (there) The two ghosts are wandering in the nest, and sure enough, there are four (is) thieves!"

Isn't it a foreigner? Where did this fluent Shaanxi dialect come from!

The foreigner took out a peachwood sword from behind his back, pointed it at Zhang Zizai and said: "You are also a cultivator, you don't want to benefit the society, you actually drive ghosts and steal!

Exorcism and stealing? This foreigner can see ghosts? So he is the cultivator that Lao Yao said?

Lao Yao once said that in addition to the Yin Cha, there are some monks in the world, and they are the new force that really destroys the ghosts.

Because the ghost has been deprived of the right to enter the underworld, it basically does not belong to the jurisdiction of the underworld, except for Zhong Kui, who likes to take the mouse with a dog before retirement, most of the time it is the human world itself to solve these problems.

After all, the people of the underworld catch ghosts that do not belong to the underworld, which is a cross-border pursuit, and it is indeed easy to cause diplomatic contradictions.

It was the first time Zhang had met these living true Taoist priests since his life, of course, those street corners stopped people casually, and said I look at your eyes and the seal hall is black, and there will be a catastrophe in the near future. However, it is not uncommon to have a Taoist priest, but this Taoist priest in front of him is actually a foreign devil! This brought Zhang Zizi as shock and surprise as Lao Yao conjured a big long knife out of thin air that day.

"Handsome guy, don't be impulsive, your own people!"

"Who is with your own people, I am not as bad as you!" After the foreign Taoist priest finished speaking, he lifted the peachwood sword and stabbed at Zhang Zizai.

Zhang Zizai dodged again and again, dodging left and right, but he was still hit several times by the peachwood sword, grinning in pain. Seeing this, the tattooed brother on the side hurriedly stepped forward to help, and kicked towards Daoist Yang with a Bruce Lee-style flying kick.

"Good footwork!" Zhang Zizi looked at the figure of the tattooed brother and sighed sincerely. That kick, the speed was extremely fast, the angle was tricky, and it went straight to the front door of the foreign Taoist. It's a pity that the kick was kicked, but it didn't cause any substantial damage to the foreign Taoist. Due to the lack of ghost power, the tattooed brother can't have any contact with mortal things at all, so the handsome kick just passed through his body. The foreign Taoist sneered, turned back to the tattooed brother and said, "Hmph, just an ordinary ghost in white also wants to help the abuse! Go back and practice more!" After speaking, he took out a spirit talisman from his pocket and threw it towards the tattooed brother.

The spirit rune went straight to the tattooed brother's chest, and in an instant, he trembled as if he had been electrified, and he fell to the ground. Zhang Zizai saw that the tattooed brother was injured, and he was angry. At that time, he played a guarantee in front of Lao Yao and definitely arranged these ghosts properly, if he was beaten by this foreign Taoist priest who killed halfway here, Lao Yao's opportunity to run for outstanding employees this year would be gone, and if he was angry with himself, it was estimated that he would really have to go to the underworld to live in a tomb room.

"You foreign devil!" Zhang Zizai shouted, picked up his mobile phone, jumped away, and walked towards the door of the foreign Taoist. Seeing this, the foreign Taoist sneered disdainfully, and backhanded the peachwood sword in front of his forehead, wanting to put aside the blow. However, he miscalculated how hard the phone was.

This mobile phone, but it is a hard product that has fallen from more than a dozen floors without the slightest scar! Not to mention the peachwood sword, even Captain America's shield is estimated to be unable to block this one! So, with a crisp sound, the peachwood sword broke off in response, and the mobile phone fell on the head of the foreign Taoist, and a big bag bulged up in an instant. Zhang Zizai took the opportunity to hurriedly run to the tattooed brother and tore off the spirit talisman. At this time, the tattooed brother's face was pale, and his figure was much darker, but he tore it in time and picked up a ghost life.

The foreign Taoist priest looked at the broken sword in his hand and felt distressed. This is a magic weapon that I spent 20,000 yuan to ask the master to ask for from the Eight Immortals Nunnery, but it was broken by a mobile phone!

The foreign Taoist priest said to Zhang Zizi in pain: "Lose money!"

"Sorry for your sister! You foreign devil is still unreasonable! I made the first move, and I asked you to pay you money? What is it, do you really think that you are an eight-nation alliance, and you are still thinking about an unequal treaty?"

"I'm a standard Celestial Empire person!" "The foreign Taoist priest took out his ID card and shook it towards Zhang Zizi.

"Then I don't care, anyway, you found fault with yourself, besides, you hurt my friend like this, and I don't care about the medical expenses. ”

Foreign Taoist priest: "The medical expenses are right? Okay! I'll give it to you!" After that, he bit the tip of his tongue, dipped his fingers in blood and drew a thunder talisman in the palm of his hand, pinched and recited a mantra, and then shook his hand, and a palm thunder blasted towards Zhang Zizai.

Zhang Zizai saw that the foreign Taoist priest was furious, and hurriedly grabbed a bottle to resist his firepower.

"Don't take that block! That's Yuan Qinghua!" the ghost old Liu on the side shouted anxiously, and the bottle in Zhang Zizai's hand also shattered. When the foreign Taoist priest saw that he was blocked, he was even more angry, so he shook his hand again and again, and there were words in his mouth

"Let you ask for medical bills!"

"Let you destroy my magic weapon!"

"Let you scold me for being a foreign devil!"

Zhang Zizai even dodged and blocked, embarrassed.

"Ouch, that bottle is Qianlong's enamel color, little ancestor!"

"No, no, no!

Zhang Zizai: "This thing is also an antique?"

Ghost Lao Liu: "It's not an antique, but it's a spittoon!"

Zhang Zizai "......"

Just when the two were fighting, there was a loud shout at the door, and the short and fat security guard rushed in with everyone, and threw Zhang Zizi to the ground without saying anything.

Humpty Dumpty took out plastic wrap from his arms and wrapped Zhang Zizi up. Then he said to the foreign Taoist: "Master Dog, is the ghost you are talking about?"

Foreign Taoist: "How many times have I said it, my name is Gordan, not a dog!"

"I'm not good at English, Master Egg Cutter!"

"It's Goldan, it's not cutting eggs!"

"Cut your eggs? Huh! Just practice cutting your own eggs, why do you want to cut your son? How is this more cruel than being undefeated in the East!"

Zhang Zizi was pressed under his body and couldn't move, and said with a smile: "Hahaha! cut his own eggs, where can he still have a son." ”

The short and fat security guard scratched his head: "It's also oh, you can't give birth to a child if you cut the egg!

The foreign Taoist priest's face was full of black lines: "How many times have I said it, my name is Gordan!

Humpty Dumpty Security Guard: "Oh, who the hell did you cut?"

Foreign Taoist: "Cut ...... Forget it, you might as well call me a. ”

Humpty Dumpty Security Guard: "Okay, Master Dog, look, I've already subdued this terrible ghost!" After speaking, he took out a box of chocolates from his mouth, stuffed it into Zhang Zizi's mouth, and swore that "I will let your soul fly away now!"

Zhang Zizai frowned while chewing: "Why is it still sandwiched! Can you stuff some pure, I like to eat pure." ”

Humpty Dumpty Security Guard: "Huh, why doesn't it work? Impossible, I also bought the Golden Emperor's!"

Foreign Taoist: "What are you talking about?"

Humpty Dumpty Security Guard: "Isn't it said in the movie, use plastic wrap to catch ghosts, and use chocolate to fight ghosts!"

The foreign Taoist priest was really speechless with this security guard, and decided not to talk nonsense with him anymore, so he said: "Okay, okay, I've already caught the person, hurry up and call your director, settle the money, I have to go back to sleep." ”

Although the short and fat security guard felt sorry for his Golden Emperor, the master had no choice but to agree again and again, and made a phone call to call the director over. After a while, an eldest sister timidly walked in, "Where is this ghost? What does it look like? I'm timid, don't scare me." ”

When Zhang Zizai saw the eldest sister, he was immediately overjoyed, this is an acquaintance! So he hurriedly shouted at the foreign Taoist priest: "You shameless dog! Steal my wife and bring someone to beat me! I must fight with you today!"

The eldest sister looked at her when she heard the voice, and her eyes lit up: "Yo! Isn't this the cuckold king in the hospital today!"