Chapter 136: Kiss Robbery!

In this way, several big men were in the fox fairy's house from early morning to dusk, Zhu Jianfeng struggled to speak, and Xiaozhi tried to persuade Xiaoying's wonderful aunt and grandmother to agree to the matter between them.

Why, these two people have always maintained their own views unwaveringly, refusing to let go even if his mouth is worn out, and they can't listen to what they say.

Everyone was so tired that they had to ask for a pause first, and ran outside to discuss countermeasures while smoking.

Zhu Jianfeng turned his eyes for help to his ancestor.

Dao Yan'er said happily: "What's the matter?

Zhu Jianfeng said: "Yes, I told you a long time ago, the two of us are together, and his family will definitely not agree!"

Master, you have to say that there is no problem, and you also said that you helped me divinate the marriage, and said that the two of us can definitely live nine lives!"

Me: "Why don't I know?"

Zhu Jianfeng: "That day, after I gave you the money to show you the Sansheng Stone, the ancestor took me out to help me make a hexagram." He also charged me more than 30,000 yuan for divination!"

Lao Li hurriedly stepped forward and blocked Zhu Jianfeng's mouth with his hand.

Zhang Zizai: "Okay, you are an old immortal! I will say why you suddenly have a kind heart to bring over to help your apprentice and grandson, it turns out that you have cheated people out of money, and you don't want to go!"

Dao Yan'er shook his head again and again, explaining: "How is it possible, Poor Dao has really started a hexagram! The hexagram said that the two of them are lovers of nine lives and nine generations, and it must be natural for us to come over this time!"

Zhu Jianfeng spread his hands: "But Master, I don't see where the water is at all!"

Lao Li smiled and said to Zhang Jianfeng, "Have you forgotten what I told you?"

Zhu Jianfeng: "I haven't forgotten, you said that we came to rob our relatives this time, it will definitely be a matter of course!"

Monk Dao Yan'er nodded, and smiled with a pretended profoundness.

Zhang Zizai: "Still nodding? Where is this going to be a matter of course? You old liar, you even cheated your own apprentices!"

"I didn't lie to him, what I said came naturally, not propose...... It's a kiss!"

"Kissing?"

"Exactly!"

Zhang Zizai instantly understood: "Rub, what nonsense is that, brothers, copy the guy and rob the daughter-in-law!"

After saying that, he rushed back to the hall first.

"Are you sure you want to rob you?" boy, have you forgotten what our place is?"

The chubby woman looked at Zhang Zizi playfully and asked.

Her words made Zhang Zizi wilt again.

When he shouted violently just now that he wanted to rob his relatives, he didn't feel anything about it.

These successive victories in battles also made him gradually swell, thinking that his group was already at the level where they could walk sideways on the street and eat stinky tofu without paying.

But he forgot that it was a very different place than anything they had ever been before.

Although the village looks like it is no different from the simple farmers who live facing the loess and facing the sky.

But after all, it is a gathering place for the fairies.

If nothing else, just look at the small advertisements posted on telephone poles and toilet doors, which are often immortals from all walks of life who have practiced for three to five hundred years, which shows how deep the water here is.

On his side, although he is invincible in peacetime, most of them are dealing with those scum who have zero spiritual power.

And if there is an opponent with spiritual power value on the opposite side, such as Tengu and Chu Renmei, there is a risk of being wiped out in a minute.

Thinking of this, Zhang Zizi couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

It's all to blame for this Dao Yan'er! In order to defraud the apprentice's grandson's hexagram money, he actually came up with such a bad idea of "robbing relatives"!

This still makes me ....... right, what are you afraid of, isn't there still a path on your side?

He is a relative of the legendary Jigong! He is a high-ranking official! To deal with these scattered immortals who can't even mix with the regular establishment of the May Day Gold, it is not easy to capture!

Zhang Zizai looked back at Monk Daoyan'er, and saw that he was not nervous at all, and he looked confident, and suddenly came to his senses again, so he turned his head and shouted at the slightly chubby woman

"That's right! We're here to rob our relatives! If you know each other, you can obediently hand over Xiaoying, otherwise, don't blame a few of us for bullying more and less, and our subordinates are ruthless!"

After that, he also learned from the bad guy in the movie, tried his best to squeeze out a few wicked laughs, picked up a metal photo frame on the table and held it in his hand, and was about to smash it towards the fox fairy family.

When the old woman saw Zhang Zizi's actions, she squinted her eyes and jumped up from the sofa, shouting at him: "Grab a kiss, grab a kiss, don't smash my things! That's an autographed photo of Kunkun in the house that I asked for after waiting in line for two days and two nights!"

Zhang Zizai: "Funny? You want me to let go? Unless you marry your granddaughter to him!"

Seeing this, the chubby woman on the side couldn't help laughing: "Whose child is this?

Zhang Zizai: "Why do you have to follow the rules for robbing relatives? Have you ever seen a bank robber who will draw a number to line up?"

Before he could finish speaking, the foreign Taoist priest suddenly stood up and snatched his picture frame, and explained to the old woman: "I'm sorry, this friend of mine is not from the Taoist sect, and he doesn't understand our rules. ”

The foreign Taoist priest respectfully handed the photo frame back to the grandmother, and then turned around and whispered to Zhang Zizi: "You melon peel! Let you popularize the knowledge of the Three Realms more often, but you just don't listen!

After speaking, he patiently explained to him the so-called "kiss-grabbing" rules.

It turned out that the "snatching relatives" mentioned by Daoyan'er was completely different from the bantam tiger Wang Ying who he knew about robbing Mrs. Zhai.

His so-called snatching relatives is actually a pattern of martial arts competition and recruiting relatives that has been circulating in the Earth Immortal Clan.

In the past, the earth immortals were looked down upon by the immortals, and they did not agree that they belonged to the immortal clan (in fact, they did not agree with it until now. I always feel that they are no different from those monsters in Journey to the West who are bent on eating Tang Seng or eating Tang Seng's little brother.

Therefore, the immortals induced the Taoist priests in the world to work together and implemented a strong suppression policy against the immortals.

In desperation, the Di Xian'er clan had no choice but to huddle together to keep warm and fight against foreign enemies together, which made the Di Xian'er different from others and formed a gathering of Di Xian'er Village.

With the long-term uninterrupted battle with the immortals and the human race, the earth immortals have formed the custom of advocating force and respecting martial arts.

In the circle of earth fairies, as long as they are the strongest warriors, they will be given the highest honor, and this honor includes a special benefit - the winner can choose a member of the clan as their partner.

Although with the development of society, the immortals gradually disappeared from the heavenly court, and rarely interfered in the human world, and the Taoist priests also changed from cultivating the Tao to accumulating merit by cultivating the Tao wholeheartedly.

Therefore, the relationship between the Earth Fairy Clan and them has also improved a lot, and there are very few battles.

However, the martial arts customs that have always been admired in Dixian'er Village have not changed, and it is because the monk Daoyan'er knows this, so he instigated Zhu Jianfeng to come to Dixian'er Village, wanting to "snatch" his beloved Xiaoying through the mode of martial arts competition.

After such an explanation by the foreign Taoist, Zhang Zizai suddenly realized.

co-authoring this kiss snatching is actually just a competition to recruit relatives.

So, his hanging heart finally fell, anyway, it was Zhu Jianfeng who wanted to rob his kiss, and at most he just stood next to him and applauded with soy sauce, and when necessary, threw a white towel on the stage and surrendered and admitted defeat.

After all, he knew that with Zhu Jianfeng's two brushes, let alone Di Xian'er, it was estimated that it would be enough to even clean himself up.

So, Zhang Zizai stood behind happily, watching Zhu Jianfeng stubbornly respond to this kissing competition.

Seeing that Zhu Jianfeng was determined to rob the relatives, the old woman walked to the offering table in the living room, took out a quaint black box from the drawer, and then asked everyone as if she wanted to make one last confirmation: "Young man, are you sure you want to rob the relatives?"

Zhu Jianfeng looked at Xiao Ying beside him, and nodded firmly: "I'm sure!"

"Okay, in that case, our Dixian'er Village has taken your challenge!"

With that, he took out a small white ball from the black box, walked to the yard and stood in the open area and twisted it violently.

The small white ball suddenly flew towards the sky with a long line, sending out a piercing remnant like a monkey, and then crackled and scattered in mid-air, forming the shape of a white fox.

"A cloud-piercing arrow! Thousands of troops are coming to meet each other! All the members of Dixian Village, I respectfully invite you to move to the martial arts platform!"