Chapter 135: Expulsion from the Family
"No! you two can't be together!"
A wrinkled, gray-haired mother-in-law sat on the sofa, holding her mobile phone in her hand and crying.
Of course, this sentence was not said to Zhang Zizai, but to Zhu Jianfeng.
After Zhu Jianfeng ate the reassuring pill of the monk along the road, he finally overcame his nervousness, and came to the fox fairy's house with confidence and said a lot to his family.
It's a pity that this kind of thing is not just self-confidence, not to mention that the object of his marriage is not an ordinary person.
Therefore, when he made a high-spirited announcement, Zhang Zizai was almost moved to have sex reassignment surgery to marry him.
The old woman sitting on the sofa just stupidly held her mobile phone and rejected him crying.
Of course, the act of crying and crying was not aimed at Zhu Jianfeng, although Zhang Zizai admitted that his speech was not much worse than a letter from Gu Da Poet.
But obviously, it is obviously not that much strength to rely on it to move this weather-beaten and experienced old woman.
The reason why this mother-in-law cried was only because Wei Wuxian was in the mobile phone, and she was killed at the moment.
Zhang Zizai didn't expect that Xiao's lethality could already cover the old woman who had three thousand years of Taoism and saw the cold of the world.
Seeing the embarrassing scene, he had no choice but to stand up and mediate: "Grandma, I know, although it is cheap...... Little Crazy ...... Piglet...... Although he is only a mortal, it stands to reason that it is normal for humans and gods not to intermarry, but it is just ......"
The old woman raised her head, glanced at Zhang Zizi, and mocked at this dirt bun: "I didn't say that people and gods can't intermarry, Du Minjun can be with Qian Songyi, what else is impossible." ”
A slightly chubby middle-aged woman on the side also jumped out, and then said: "Yes, we don't have the rules of those so-called fairies of enterprises and institutions, you know, our earth fairy family is very fond of mortals, you look at the three daughters of the weasel family next door, aren't they married to mortals." ”
Foreign Taoist: "In that case, then why don't you agree to this marriage?"
The slightly chubby woman pursed her lips: "Can that be the same?" Miss Huang Jiasan is married to the young owner of the chicken farm owner, you know, since the family got married, the seat in her own house, the chickens on it have never been broken!"
After speaking, he blinked his eyes and drooled, looking envious, jealous and hateful.
Then, he glanced at Zhu Jianfeng, who was standing in the center of the living room, and said with a disgusted expression: "What about you? Do you have a car?"
Zhu Jianfeng: "No. ”
"Do you have a room?"
Zhu Jianfeng shook his head.
"No car and no house, why do you marry my niece!"
Zhang Zizai said speechlessly: "No, I'm also a fairy, can we not be so cheesy?"
Chubby woman: "God's fart! don't the gods need to eat?"
If you look at the little white snake on the street, that girl is far worse than our Xiaoying's appearance, but guess what?
Every time she came to my house, that vixen deliberately showed off her eight-carat diamond ring, and from time to time said that she went to Saipan for a vacation and went shopping in Dubai for a while, and she was so angry with my mother!"
Zhang Zizai muttered in a low voice: "The fox spirit is clearly you guys." ”
The heroine Xiao Ying on the side saw that the chubby woman was talking again, and she stood up dissatisfied and retorted: "Auntie, don't talk nonsense, Xiaobai can be called married?
You don't look at how old his husband is, if I am with that kind of man, in the future, when our family gathers, people must not treat him as my grandmother's concubine!"
After hearing this, the white-haired old woman shook her head again and again and said, "Fart! I don't want that kind of concubine, I just want Lan Zhan Oba!"
The chubby woman said disapprerovingly: "Silly nephew, you are really not deeply involved in the world, how long is the life span of human beings, early and late old, sooner or later there will be a day when you will grow old!"
Don't look at him as a mental guy now, he won't be urinating on his pants in a few decades!"
Xiao Ying was speechless for a while when asked by the chubby woman, and she didn't know how to refute it, so she finally had to come up with a killer idea: "The two of us are true love!"
The chubby woman snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "What kind of true love, in the end there is still no real money!"
Three women in one play, just standing naked in the living room arguing with each other, whether to marry an honest man like Zhu Jianfeng or to marry a good look like Professor Du, or to marry those wealthy local tyrants.
And the men next to them couldn't talk for a long time.
For a moment, Zhang Zizai even wondered if he had come to the wrong place.
Obviously, seeing that several of them did not give in to each other on this issue, and their faces were red-faced, Zhang Zizi suddenly felt that this was not at all like what an immortal with a pure heart and few desires and pursuing cultivation should look like.
Of course, it may also be true that as the foreign Taoist priest said, Zhang Zizai has always maintained a feudal superstitious vision to look at everything around him.
In fact, the real immortals may be like this themselves.
For example, Sister Jiu'er's father, such as the third prince boiling Bing, and then for example-these three wonderful women.
Although these guys are all called "immortals", what they do is really different from those or the immortals in the movie.
But that's good, at least there's a human touch on them.
Zhang Zizai watched the argument between the three of them, and he didn't think it was funny.
But Zhu Jianfeng couldn't laugh at all.
Obviously, whether it is Xiaoying's grandmother's "good looks" or her aunt's "full of money", these two points have nothing to do with him.
He, at best, is an honest man.
And the word honest man, in today's society, has completely degenerated into the biggest negation of a man.
Of course, it's not that honest people are bad, the honest people next door to their store are lucky, and last year they suddenly met the pursuit of a goddess who came back from doing a small business in a certain guan, and the two tied the knot.
This woman is said to have opened a barber shop in a certain Dongguan for two years, with a net worth of millions, and she is white and beautiful.
And the happiest thing is that in the fourth month of their marriage, the goddess gave birth to a handsome blonde baby!
The honest man was so moved that he almost fought hard with a foreign Taoist priest.
However, this matter really has nothing to do with the foreign Taoist, which Zhang Zizi can guarantee.
After all, with his aesthetics, this kind of beauty really can't get into his eyes.
He only likes Xia Xue like that, looking like him in his previous life.
The topic seems to be far away, but in fact, the meaning that Zhang Zizai wants to express is obvious, that is-Zhu Jianfeng is disliked.
Zhu Jianfeng took a deep breath, stood up and interrupted the argument between the three of them: "I know, although I look average and don't have a lot of money, I dare to guarantee that I am the person who loves Xiaoying the most in this world!"
I am willing to watch the rising sun with her, let the sunshine and rain fill her happy memories, and I am also willing to accompany her to watch the red sun sink in the west, and let Caixia and sunset warm her life's journey.
Grandma, aunt, people will eventually grow old, no matter how perfect the appearance is, there will be a day when it will be full of wrinkles, and no matter how many gold and silver mountains there are, there will be a day when they will be spent.
When the swallows go, there will be a time to come back, and when the willows are withered and green, only the true love between me and Xiaoying is difficult to have if you miss it!
So, please don't reject me, let's join hands and pursue our own true happiness!"
After speaking, he took Xiaoying's hand and looked at her affectionately.
And Xiao Ying also seemed to be moved by his words, and her head was nestled next to his shoulder with tears in her eyes, looking like a little bird.
The old woman sitting in the main hall couldn't help but get goosebumps when she saw their numb behavior: "How many times have I told you to follow dramas with me to make up for some knowledge, you have to listen! Now I am actually moved by this old-fashioned sensational drama! My face is about to be lost by you! I ...... I......
The old woman was indignant: "I want to expel you from the family!"
Zhang Zizai: "No, grandma, although what he said just now was a little disgusting, but it was also a true expression, even if you don't agree with them being together, it won't be so serious as expelling from the family, right?"
Xiao Ying pursed her lips: "The family my grandmother is talking about is not our fox fairy family. ”
Zhang Zizai: "That's?"
Xiao Ying: "Lan Zhan Oba is the first support family, she is the patriarch!"