I've seen it black, but I've never seen anything so dark.

Arresting a group of people to the death, and changing their identities and pretending to be strangers to blackmail them, this behavior is simply much more hateful than unreliable big liars like Dao Yan'er and Wang Two-Quarters Immortals.

Zhang Zizai looked at the obscene-looking old man in front of him, and the anger in his heart was still born, and he couldn't wait to go up and strangle him.

The second old man was still calmly shaking the keychain with one hand, and stretched out to a few people with the other, and that posture had a tendency that he would never stop without squeezing out the purses of several of them.

Zhang Zizi decided not to get used to this old man anymore.

So he shouted, and a pair of big hands stretched out.

......

Ten seconds later, several people's wallets were emptied.

Zhang Zizai smiled all over his face: "Uncle, do you think these documents are enough? If they are not enough, I still have a student ID, a driver's license, and a blood donation certificate here, if it really can't work...... This guy next to me has Alzheimer's!"

The old man took all the "documents" with satisfaction, and then nodded.

"Then we can stay in the hotel, right?"

"That's it. ”

The old man smiled and waved his hand, and a sound of kicking metal sounded, and dozens of old men in the corridor who looked exactly like him dropped their wrenches, hammers, kitchen knives and other weapons in their hands and scattered.

Zhang Zizai looked at the iron tools all over the ground, and couldn't cry or laugh for a while.

He has seen these twins and triplets or something, but this is the first time that there are dozens of twins in Wuyang and Wuyang!

Daoist Yang patted him on the shoulder and said, "Admit it, it is estimated that there are only rat spirits who can stand up so many siblings in one breath." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Rat spirit?"

The foreign Taoist nodded: "Yes, the rat spirit is very powerful among the earth immortals. Although they don't have a name on the combat power ranking of the Earth Immortal Clan, you must know that one male and one female, three hundred and five a year, is talking about the reproductive ability of mice, so although their individual combat ability is not in the stream, but with the strength of the crowd, the other great immortals also want to give them some face!"

Zhang Zizai listened, looked at the shriveled wallet in despair, shook his head and said, "Then you can't be so tricky, why have the old people become so bad now?"

Dao Yan smiled on the side: "You don't know about this." Actually, it's not that the old man has become bad, it's just that the bad guy has become old!"

......

In this way, several people lived in one room and one night in this old inn.

Living separately is not because Zhang Zizi wants to collect the small note from the crack in the door, mainly because this room is too small, and it smells clean when you fart all night.

Fortunately, in the middle of the night, the old man jumped out of the corner to check the room and ask for a single certificate, marriage certificate and the like.

Probably, he already knew that Zhang Zizai now had only one steel hammer left on his body.

This little money is not even enough for the cost of applying for a certificate, so I let him go.

No matter what, a few people finally survived the night.

In the early morning of the second day, a group of people got up early, left the rat nest, and went straight to the fox fairy's house.

On the way there, Zhu Jianfeng kept clenching his fists, and beads of sweat the size of beans oozed from his forehead from time to time.

Zhang Zizai patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Don't be nervous, the ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her in-laws!"

Zhu Jianfeng shook his head, pursed his lips and said, "I'm not nervous. ”

Zhang Zizai: "You also said that you are not nervous? Look at you...... Sweating all over my body, it's like taking a hot shower!"

Zhu Jianfeng smiled bitterly: "Well...... this"

Seeing this, Dao Yan'er came to Zhang Jianfeng and handed him a gray pill for him to eat.

Zhang Zizai: "What strange things are you giving him to eat?"

Dao Yan'er smiled: "You know a fart! This is a reassuring pill, after taking a pill, you can immediately calm down, whether it is taking your parents to a parent-teacher conference, or carrying a gift to meet your father-in-law, as long as a pill, you can overcome your nervousness! This is a standing medicine for home travel!"

Zhang Zizai watched Zhu Jianfeng swallow the whole pill as if he was swallowing a jujube.

Not to mention, this thing is amazing!

Within a minute of eating, Zhu Jianfeng didn't breathe, he didn't sweat, and the whole person immediately became mentally ill!

At this time, he raised his arms and shouted, "Go! Follow Lao Tzu to snatch his daughter-in-law back!"

Zhang Zizai looked at Zhu Jianfeng, who was in high spirits and drank fake wine, and sighed.

"It's worthy of being a relative of the Jigong family, and he really has two brushes!"

Hearing this, Dao Yan'er stroked his beard, and said proudly: "That's not it, you don't want to see who the old man is!"

Zhang Zizai licked his face and approached his side, rubbing his hands and flattering him: "That, old ...... Belch...... Uncle Li...... No, Li Daxian, is this medicine really so powerful?"

Dao Yan'er pretended to be profound: "Of course, this is the only magic medicine to revive a man's majesty, but it is much more powerful than Will Gang!"

Zhang Zizai listened, hurriedly stretched out his hands, rubbed his shoulders and beat his back for Dao Yan'er, and said flatteringly: "This, Li Daxian, you see that I am also the eldest person, but until now, as soon as I talk to the girl at the critical moment, I am stunned, and I always dare not break through the last home plate, until now I am still an old virgin, I don't know if you can give me another copy of this pill? Let me also fight chicken blood?"

Dao Yan'er scratched her head and said with a smile: "It can be, but there is no more today." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Don't be so picky, we have such a good relationship......"

Dao Yan'er: "Don't, I don't have a good relationship with you! I don't know who posted my photos all over the street, slandering me everywhere ......"

Zhang Zizai hurriedly interjected: "Who? It's so bad! I don't know if it's bad to post small advertisements indiscriminately! I don't pay too much attention to the appearance of the city! I'll help you tear them all up when I go back!"

Dao Yan'er smiled and nodded: "That's right...... But I really don't. ”

Zhang Zizai: "?"

Monk Daoyan'er: "You have also seen that the pill given to him just now has exhausted all my immortal qi, if you want it, it is estimated that you will have to wait for a while." When I recover, I'll get you one too!"

Zhang Zizai: "Really?"

Dao Yan'er stretched out his hand, drew a cross on his chest, looked at Zhang Zizai with a sincere face, and said, "Monks don't speak. ”

Zhang Zizai: "Then I don't know how long it will take for Li Daxian to recover his strength?"

Monk Daoyan'er thought for a while, and said thoughtfully: "This can be said, if you sweat a lot, it is estimated that you can save enough in a day or two, if it is less, it will take about a week." ”

Zhang Zizi looked puzzled: "Sweating?"

Daoyan monk Le pointed to his armpit and said, "Don't sweat, where did you let me rub so much mud out for you?"