In the afternoon, in the conference room on the second floor of the company, the quarterly production analysis meeting stipulated by the head office (this is half a year) was held as scheduled.

The head of the office, a man with glasses in his 40s, opened with a shrill voice.

Forgive me, my readers, I can't take a liking to those voices that are too loud in decibels, and I'll try to keep them talking as little as possible in future works.

But today, I can't stop him from talking, because he is also one of the three members of the leadership team of our subsidiary (Mr. Wu and me) and the workers are commonly known as the "Big Three".

"Thank you very much President Fu for coming to my Pudu subsidiary in your busy schedule!" he stood up and waved his hand violently in the air, "Please allow me (Mr. Wu is still sitting, good fell) on behalf of the majority of the company's employees, to deal with the presence of the president, and say 120,000 points (what kind of mathematics is this? It is as profound and incomprehensible as Chen Jingrun's Goldbach conjecture. It would be easy to understand if the word "one" was added at the end. (note: it's gratitude and not thanks, that's a sign of loyalty!) and welcome. ”

According to the practice of the Chinese people, there should be applause here, and it is a huge applause that lasts for a long time, and the back waves of the Changjiang River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

Hua Jingyi, the sales beauty manager, happened to sit opposite me, and she tried to open her small eyes and looked at me in confusion.

In fact, beauties don't necessarily have big eyes, the key is to look at the outline of your jade face.

You are like the flower manager, she has a small orange face, if she has a pair of big eyes, she will become a character in the fireworks country cartoon, don't you think it's very kawaii (cartoon)?

I pretended not to see it, my eyes and nose looked at my nose, my nose looked at my heart, and the old god was there.

Although I was full of passion when I was younger, and I hated the feudal dross (such as the three obedience and four virtues), I still deeply agreed with the traditional virtues, such as respecting the old and the young, respecting the teacher, including the seating and ordering of the meeting.

Originally, the director and I sat on the left and right sides of the oval conference table near the boss's seat, commonly known as the right arm. Zuo is respectful, and my financial manager sits, but then the director feels that he has suffered a loss, so he has to squeeze me to sit on the left with a thick face.

Alas, didn't your mother teach you the rules? Fortunately, in this way, the buddy happens to be the sales manager opposite, and every time he has a meeting to see the beautiful woman, isn't it also eye-catching? Actually, "My C Country Heart" has already said it very bluntly:

"Although I wear a dress, my heart is still the heart of country C, and my ancestors have already branded everything I have with the seal of country C. ”

To put it mildly, probably we have already had Confucian culture and Han and Tang Dynasty relics (Chongwen and Wu) in our genes, but these two genes are displayed alternately. Only in the era when the two genes are comprehensively displayed, can we stand on top of the world's nations!

Therefore, I can only ignore this kind of disrespect for the leader Wu Zonghe and the practice of showing loyalty with a white face.

After a moment of embarrassment, President Fu (the company doesn't call him by his surname, but all call him president, because he is the chairman and president) said clearly: "Hahaha, the director, the big housekeeper, welcomes you, Mr. Wu, why is your family unhappy that I came?!"

"No, no, Mr. Wu told me, he is like a long-term drought and a rainy day, and he is eager for President Fu to come as soon as possible and make important instructions!"

The director also interjected very well, and according to Manager Hua's private statement, the president of the head office Zheng (executive deputy executive) was the director's own second uncle.

The director didn't see Mr. Wu's face like stir-fried pork liver, and the color of autumn eggplant. The originally handsome and handsome person has some distorted faces.

I shook my head gently at Mr. Hana. Her eyes flashed, and she looked at the director with some pity.

"How can it!" Mr. Wu adjusted his mood and said as calmly as possible: "On behalf of myself, I would like to express my great gratitude and welcome to the president!"

The applause of the backbone came as scheduled under my leadership.

Just kidding, Mr. Wu said that he was personally welcome, so let's really not express it, is it still a united and fighting team?

"Hahaha, good, good!" the president pressed his hand, "I only brought my ears and eyes today, and I didn't have any instructions." Mr. Wu, let's get started. ”

Some people say: what kind of general leads what kind of soldiers. The style and character of a leader determine to a large extent the style and character of the people around him.

We are facing the front line of the shopping mall like a battlefield, and we do not have all the powerful backers of state-owned enterprises.

Isn't the lesson of the continuous defeat of the Nationalist Army's War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression where cronyism and smuggling prevail not deep enough?

"Let me begin with the order of my remarks for today's report. The director hasn't seen the situation clearly (Donghai dialect is called "can't carry clearly"), and rushed to interject, buddy wondered if this benevolent brother was a pheasant from a university to learn acting?

"What kind of director is that!" the president was not calm, his face was angry, "Can you listen to your squad leader's opinion first?"

I'm almost 50 years old, very well maintained, looking in my early 40s.

The self-cultivation is also good.

"Yes, yes, yes, good. The director finally understood, sat down tremblingly, shook his hand, and the teacup looked like it was about to fall to the ground.

Sitting next to me, I suddenly leaned to the left side, leaned quickly in a penalty position, and caught the teacup with both hands. Shaking it again, he sat down steadily, and gently placed the cup on the director's table.

Mr. Wu, who was sitting opposite, nodded appreciatively, and Manager Hua witnessed the whole process, quietly raised his orchid finger at me, and smiled charmingly.

Alas. Though they are self-inflicted, they shall not live. But the director is unlucky enough, so let's help if I can. Otherwise, the broken teacup, who knows if it will attract the wrath of the president?

Haven't you heard? President, president, always laying off people; boss, boss, boss.

"Hello President", Mr. Wu stood up and said very democratically: "Let's ask Manager Liu to talk first." Oh, you may not know him yet, he's new here, about 1 month. When everyone is finished, I will summarize (the president is here, and Mr. Wu can't say the summary.) Otherwise, what should the president do if he wants to speak? I can't let the president say that Mr. Wu has already summarized just now, and the goose will summarize it in the end). ”

Hey, if my readers happen to be working hard in the workplace, buddy's decades of white-collar experience and lessons, I hope to happen to do you a small favor, and it is not in vain that my brother gets up early and is greedy for codewords!

"Hahaha!" The president's sharp eyes swept me, "Then listen to it!" I heard that Manager Xiao Liu is an expert in financial management, so our President Wu and the financial director of the head office are waiting for you for almost two months, is this considered a three-way house?"

The president's Mandarin is not very good, how can I hear the meaning of "three hired donkeys". It is said that the president once spoke before the company's art show, and if he didn't lick (listen, read tia) while sitting in the back braid, he could lick (listen) and lick (listen).

Anyway, the road is difficult, isn't the goose like a hard-working donkey?

"Okay. President, Mr. Wu, colleagues". I closed my notebook and stood up, "I'll give you a brief report on the work of the finance department." ”

Seeing that I don't look at the notebook, the flower manager and the engineering department (first the production department, then the maintenance department, and finally the name, because of the foreign atmosphere. The manager (a sturdy but very wise 38- or 9-year-old veteran from the jasper prairie of the northern country of Hanhai) was so anxious that he snapped his eyes at me, because later, their report also had data.

If my data goes wrong, it's not Coke, it's Coke!

The former financial manager read the data from his notebook because he did not verify the data with other departments, so he made a mistake and was taken down by the president on the spot at the first quarter production analysis meeting.