I smiled confidently and said, "I didn't take over for long, but I learned a lot." ”

Be humble when attending a meeting for the first time. Even if the company you join is in financial chaos, even if it is a relative of the boss, a small cashier makes accounts. With the development of the times, financial standards and tax laws require accounting to become more and more professional, and the financial industry is becoming more and more risky (tax evasion will bear criminal liability)!

Big Brother advises those friends who have no professional title and no professional study to take it easy, even if your relatives are the richest people in the Hulusi (I forgot what the ranking is, it will come out as soon as you type, it is it), you should also avoid relatives!

Otherwise, in the end, it's okay for your relative to kill his relatives in righteousness, but I'm afraid that he will go somewhere with you to write a memoir, and it will be troublesome, right?

So, when I first set foot in the precious land, I always dug deep to find the shining things in the financial management of the new company, praised them a few times (once is not enough), and then sincerely pointed out that if I could overcome a few of these small problems, it would be perfect.

It reminds me of two dark clouds over physics at the beginning of the 20th century.

The two dark clouds refer to the Michelson-Morey experiment and the blackbody radiation theory.

Because at that time, after the time of Archimedes, the foundation of the classical physics of Newton was laid, and until around 1900, the development of physics reached a fairly perfect level.

The three pillars of classical physics, namely classical mechanics, classical electromagnetism and classical thermodynamics, have built the edifice of physics with a solid foundation and grandeur. The people of that time believed that the mystery of God's creation was fully grasped by them, and nothing was left behind.

And it is these two dark clouds that have become the vanguard of the destruction of the edifice of physics, and the edifice of classical physics has been overturned in an instant, and physics has entered the gorgeous quantum era.

Philosophers say that nothing is the ultimate form and can be infinitely distinguished, that nothing in the universe is absolute, and that the speed of light is certainly not the limit of speed.

The buddy decided to use the wisdom of an accountant to weakly make a deflated speech. Novels, professional celebrities don't like it, don't spray! Besides, buddies are busy making money, so I don't have time to entangle with you.

You want to scold, find your buddy junior high school classmate Morrowind, who is said to be in a math lab in a foreign country. He also participated in the discussion, in the Moon City of Tianfu in Country C, on the top of the mountain by the Qiong Sea, the summer evening breeze coolly blew out the buddy's nonsense.

The philosopher, I, a small accountant from the East China Sea, agree with the second half of your sentence, but I do not agree with your previous statement!

Our universe is neither absolute nor relative, and the seemingly continuous matter (such as the road) is actually the smallest quantum "Daozi" that is discontinuous (Liu Dajun first named it Daozi, and the patent certificate has not yet been issued, and interested readers can also change the name. The constant transcendence and entanglement of each other are realized in an instant.

There is no concept of time anymore, it can only be said that it is super or infinitely short. Because in the world of "Daozi", time and space have no meaning.

Mr. Lusun said that there is no road in the world, and when there are many people walking, it becomes a road, and the army says: There is no time in the world, and the Swiss make clocks and watches, and there is time.

The entanglement between the Taoists constitutes our vast and boundless universe. Because of mass, we can see different speeds, we can feel different energies, and in extremely short times and at extremely high speeds, our eyes deceive us, we see "continuity".

The mass of the Dao is even smaller than you can imagine (mass is inversely proportional to the velocity, when the mass is infinitely close to 0, the velocity tends to infinity), and as a result, the speed of mutual induction or entanglement is extremely fast (each Daozi has at least one homologous Daozi corresponding).

Just like your consciousness (composed of Daozi), you can instantly move to the eight extremes and your mind wander.

How can we find the "Tao"?

Don't ask me, dude is a little accountant.

Far from it. In fact, just like these two dark clouds destroyed classical physics, a few small questions in the mouth of buddies can collapse a huge business empire that has been built so hard overnight.

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"Oh?" the president's wise eyes flashed, "Tell me about it!"

"First of all," I took a sip of water (smoking is strictly forbidden in meetings, so no matter how important the meetings I will preside over in the future, they will never exceed half an hour, because the addiction to smoking will come), "I would say that the people of China are rigorous." ”

When I was working in a bank, I was drawn to Spring City, a comfortable city with flowers all year round to audit the business of a professional bank.

It just so happened that the head office and Deguo Dazhong Group were going to hold a "Seminar on Auto Consumer Finance" in Spring City.

Yangtze Jiang's high school classmates, who were later a friend of the director (who was my big leader at that time), and the general representative of the country in country C were ordered to inspect the five-star hotel in Spring City.

Because of the opening of two top suites, the buddy can be regarded as stepping into the ranks of business elites in advance, staying in the most comfortable and luxurious bedroom for several days in a row.

This also cultivated my later temperament of not being shocked, prosperous and simple and meaningless.

When I proposed that there are more than 10 five-star hotels in Spring City, can we ignore a few and write a report, the general representative in his 30s who is polite and polite, first looked at me in surprise, and then smiled tolerantly (we can learn some good qualities by dealing with foreigners, but don't look down on Chinese people because of this) and said: No!

Because the Victors are notoriously serious. Half a month before the meeting, a team of the two countries will fly in to make a conclusive opinion on the software and hardware, environment and catering, service and transportation of each five-star hotel according to the report of the preliminary review team, and finally decide which one to choose.

If you find out that the general representative has not walked through all the hotels and has written nonsense, sorry, please go to the finance department (settlement, congratulations! you have been fired).

"In the state-owned or private enterprises I have visited, or even foreign-funded enterprises, I have not found such a complete and detailed budget, standard operating procedures, and matching materials and labor hour quotas. I sincerely admired: "The maintenance and testing process and process, the financial budget has thousands of lines, as large as standard parts, as small as a screw, and even with a few nuts, all of which are clearly reflected; this is not the end, in the details of management expenses and sales expenses, it is also tireless to list hundreds of lines, and even the disposable teacups used by customers every day have detailed records. ”

"Oh, what do you think is good?" the president asked coldly, regardless of my admiration for the rigorous work of the Chinese people and the high quality of the products.

"Okay, not good!" I'm not one of those fledgling accountants.

"Hey, what do you mean by that?" the president's face moved slightly.

"In the production process, we should indeed strictly control, and the Chinese people have not done enough, or we have not introduced their advanced ERP system. ”

Thinking about the extensive nut country enterprises have the equipment that can accurately distinguish the quantity, loss and responsible person of spare parts and semi-finished products passed between different processes, I believe that this coding and photoelectric recorder is difficult to defeat the more advanced and rigorous technology of the Chinese people.

"Let's talk about it in detail", the president may not have heard more different opinions, and the interest came.

Mr. Wu was a little on pins and needles on the other side, and he didn't dare to say anything, so he could only cough and cough.

"Because in large enough companies, especially multinationals, costs have to be kept down to the smallest unit, such as screws or nuts. Every day, companies around the world don't know whether to consume tens of millions or hundreds of millions of small parts. Each unit may not be worth much, it may be less than a dollar, but when it is worn out or wasted, it is a terrible number. ”

I didn't think about it so much at the time, and a few days later the earthquake at the top of the company made me regret it, I knew that some people were tired behind them, maybe I would have spoken and commented tactfully, alas, and a few colleagues lost their jobs!

"Therefore, I am in that nut country joint venture factory, each workshop, each process, each person has a number, all the materials and equipment out of the warehouse are responsible, only the workers in the next process scan the code, the person in the previous process can be relieved of responsibility. ”

It seems that the difficult environment can also train people, and the hard work of the first few years in the East China Sea has greatly helped me to form a complete idea of financial management!

"So what's the benefit? In addition to saving and controlling costs. The president continued to ask.

"The main advantage is that the responsibility can be fairly divided, and who caused the loss is deducted from the salary. ”

"And what about what the people don't do well?"

"The bad thing is: sales expenses and management expenses are too detailed, for some low-value consumables, we can use them in different departments, and count the balance of each department at the end of the month to calculate consumption, supplemented by customer registration forms and other details, so that there is no need to record and inventory every day.

It would be even better if comprehensive budget management was implemented, and a 10-20% reward could be given to the savings or costs. ”

Total budget management is a challenging task that I have always wanted to experiment with and host.

What I really didn't expect was that a few years later, I actually had a relative in the country, and it was still a kiss.