Lu Yifan is having a lot of fun playing the routine.

Just as I was about to stop......

Bite!

Fairy Chang'e: "Brother Yifan, !! (three crying expressions)"

Lu Yifan: "Sister Chang'e, who bullied you? Tell Brother!" (three angry expressions)

Bite!

Bite!

Bite!

A few pictures were sent.

The above is full of screenshots of Fairy Chang'e wanting to play a routine in the drifting bottle, but was molested.

"Pretty little sister, show me your grandma!"

"Damn, your are so big! I'll show me grandma'!!"

"Old girl, Da Mao 13 Youmu, give me a picture to see, I'll show you my big JJ!"

Similar teasing abounds.

Lu Yifan couldn't help but smile and sighed: "The psychology of the immortals is too fragile, so they can't hold it?"

Lu Yifan: "Sister Chang'e, don't panic, I'll help you teach you a lesson from this garbage!"

Fairy Chang'e: "Woo woo, then please leave it to Brother Yifan." Send you a heart (the expression of three hearts)"

Through the strongest immortal machine, Lu Yifan quickly locked up those hungry netizens who were outrageous.

Lu Yifan specially set up a drifting bottle that only these netizens can fish, and soon these buddies were fooled.

Momosake: "Wow, beauty, is the avatar me?"

Lu Yifan: "It's me, what's wrong?"

Momosa: "It's so sexy! I want to see you Xizao!"

Lu Yifan: "Okay, but you have to send me a red envelope first." ”

Momosake: "This ...... What if you lie to me?"

Bite!

Bite!

Bite!

Three photos of Yang Chan wearing swimsuits were sent in a row.

Although it's just an ordinary swimsuit, Yang Chan's milk is an explosion!

There is no man who can not be impressed by it.

Peach wine didn't say a word, and a big red envelope was sent over!

Lu Yifan clicked on it and took a look.

Ooh!

The young man is very rich, 200 oceans have thrown his face!

Lu Yifan: "Okay, big brother, we're not liars, since you want to see it, I'll send it to you, then!"

Bite!

Momojiu takes a closer look......

Nima!

It's actually a picture of jujube washing!

He just typed pinyin by mistake, but he was pitted!

Lu Yifan: "Thank you little brother for the red envelope, we will meet indefinitely!"

Without waiting for Peach Wine to reply, Lu Yifan directly threw the bottle into the sea and continued to the next target.

Lucas: "Little sister, I want to see grandma!

Lu Yifan: "Do you want to see it?"

Lucas: "I want to !! (three colored expressions)"

Bite!

A picture of an elderly grandmother with a middle finger was sent.

Lucas: "Poof...... I don't want to see you granny! I want to see your breasts!! do you know how to do it?"

Lu Yifan: "Little brother, it's itchy underneath!"

Lucas's eyes lit up!

Damn, you're seducing me!

Lucas: "Ahh!!hh

Bite!

A picture of rotten, smelly feet was posted.

Lu Yifan: "Come on, lick it!"

Lucas: "Nima!! I&*@*#¥......"

Another stupid X who dares to tease me Lu Yifan woman has been tricked, continue to the next one!

Top god: "Beauty, let's take a photo of the big black hair 13 and show it to my brother!"

Lu Yifan: "Okay!"

Bite!

A photo of a female chimpanzee exposed below was sent.

Top God: "?????"

Another routine!

Next, Lu Yifan was simply addicted to playing, it was the gods who blocked and killed the gods, and the Buddhas who blocked and killed the Buddhas, one after another, turned the faces of these stupid people who bullied the fairy Chang'e all green.

Only the last one remains.

Handsome Piggy: "Girl, can I touch your Mimi if I want?"

How big is your Mimi?"

Lu Yifan: "Of course you can! My Mimi is so big!"

Anyway......

Lu Yifan sent a picture of Mimi's shrimp crackers in the past!

Handsome Piggy: "...... Grandma !! grass"

It's easy to get it, kill a sling wire in three seconds!

sent these screenshots to Fairy Chang'e, and she couldn't close her legs happily when she saw it!

Fairy Chang'e: "Thank you Brother Yifan for helping others take revenge!"

Lu Yifan: "Hey, dare to bully my sister Chang'e, it's just looking for!

I promise that my mother doesn't know him anymore!"

Wow!

In an instant, Fairy Chang'e was made by Lu Yifan's domineering president-like words, and her breath became short.

His boyfriend's power is simply bursting!

I've been cultivating for tens of millions of years, and I've never had a man protect me like this!

After thinking about it, Fairy Chang'e went to the kitchen of the Moon Palace with a rosy face and carefully made a rabbit-shaped pastry, and then sent it to Lu Yifan.

Bite!

Fairy Chang'e will send you a private red envelope!

Fairy Chang'e: "I made a few more pastries, if I don't dislike the vulgar craftsmanship of the concubine, please take it to Brother Yifan and eat it!"

Lu Yifan: "How can you dislike it?!"

Bite!

"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Fairy Chang'e and getting a 'Beast Language Cake', which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used. ”

"Beast language pastry: After eating, you can understand the language of all the beasts in the world and communicate with it. ”

Wide and wide, my brother will be a master of beast language in the future!

A few hours after the routine competition, Lu Yifan sent a large number of pictures of his routines to the Jade Emperor.

Originally, the Jade Emperor sighed, half dead by these stupid immortals.

What the hell is this drifting bottle routine competition!

This is simply the Heavenly Court Immortal Routine Competition!

With the IQ of this group of immortals, they basically say goodbye to the drifting bottle?

However, when the screenshots of Lu Yifan's routines were sent, the Jade Emperor almost stopped laughing!

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was smiling so happily, the Queen Mother couldn't help asking, "Husband, why are you so happy?"

The Jade Emperor handed the phone to the Queen Mother and asked her to take a look.

The Queen Mother is also a laughing pair of explosive (harmonious) breasts trembling!

"Hahaha, this Lu Yifan is so funny!

The Jade Emperor couldn't wait to share these drifting bottle routines to the Heavenly Court chat group.

Once shared, the gods are all fried!

"Wang! Routine! This is the real routine!!"

Yang Jian: "Brother Yifan, your five-body operation that makes Ben Xian admire is !!"

Yue Lao: "Woo woo, tell me these routines earlier, I won't be scolded for being mentally retarded!"

Fairy Dress: "Wow, I can still play like this! I'll go to the drifting bottle now and reply to those hooligans!

Fairy Chang'e: "@鹿一凡, thank you Brother Yifan for helping my sister!"

Lu Yifan: "@嫦娥仙子, what do you say thank you?

(End of chapter)