This demon king didn't speak first when he saw me enter the room, he sat on the stool and looked at me standing condescendingly, and his gestures gave people the aura of a superior person, so can I be afraid of him, I have all died once, and it just so happens that he looks at me, and I look at him. This demon king is not only big, but also fierce, the two red eyes are as big as copper bells, and the red hair is very conspicuous, The hooked nose gives people the feeling that this person is arrogant, I feel that from the face alone, this is not a good guy to get along with, wearing a luxurious and domineering robe, and a flamboyant cloak behind him, if he goes to play the villain of the last hand-to-hand combat in an American action blockbuster, it must be suitable.

After I looked at the demon king for a while, I spoke first, "I said that you are not tired of holding your arms", as soon as this said, the demon king put down his arms and began to move his shoulders, "You're right, it's quite tired, but I'm used to doing this action." ”

I was surprised by the Demon King's answer and voice, I thought the Demon King's voice would be a very rough voice, but now it sounds a little thin, "Your place is too small, I thought you would be a palace, the first time we met, my name was Diablo Skulnovich," Hey, the name is long enough.

"My name is Wu Liao, you can call me Lao Wu or Liaozi, but your name is too long, I can't remember it, I will call you the Demon King in the future, what do you think." I had a lot of courage when I said that. After all, I remember that the temper of being able to call the Demon King is not good, but the Human Demon King doesn't seem to take the name seriously, "It's okay, you just think it's okay." ”

It seems that the demon king's shelf is not so big.,It seems to be to let go of the majesty of the king.,Come and enjoy life.,This demon king just finished talking and looked straight at the lamp.,It's worthy of a system with the brave.,The focus of this just came is exactly the same.,I don't understand.,What kind of obsession do they have with the fluorescent tube?,Is this the yearning for light?

Then he asked a familiar question, "How much did you pay for such a large crystal of light?"

Regarding the price of the lamp, before I could speak, Ah Fu, who is particularly good at studying, came out of the house and answered the question for me in the tone of an upstart: "It's okay, it's cheap, it's all a little money." "

Maybe it's the arrangement of fate, these two old enemies from different time and space met at this moment, and the eyes of the two sides met,

"You're the Demon King?"

"You're brave?"

The two of them just stood there motionless. The atmosphere became tense in an instant, I watched in horror on the side, and secretly glad that Yao was on the night shift today, my eyes looked directly at the preparation of the anti-theft door to escape as quickly as possible, if they fought, the police asked me afterwards, I said that I was attacked by terrorists and elements, and maybe ** can also give me subsidies.

But unexpectedly, after the eye contact, it was Ah Fu who took the initiative to stretch out a hand to the demon king with a smile on his face, and said, "Hello, just call me Ah Fu." The Demon King also grinned, and used his big hand to hold the hand of the brave man who was a little small in comparison, "Hello, I am the Demon King." ”

Later, I learned that the two of them looked at each other in sympathy for each other,These two people are tired of fighting,Now it's basically a pacifist,Come here just to experience a new life,After the two of them unbelievably established diplomatic relations,The demon king soon became interested in my LCD TV program,Compared with Ah Fu,It can be said that the starting point of the demon king is very high,Seeing the image broadcast on the TV, I sighed to myself, "I didn't expect this magic projection technology to be so advanced!"

can only be said to be worthy of being a big leader, and he can see through the essence at a glance. Then he stood staring at the TV all afternoon, and I watched him watch the emotional drama and was fascinated, so I told him to sit down and watch, but I felt a slight vibration on the ground when he sat down. Looking at the pressure on my sofa made me regret my decision.

Looking at Ah Fu, who is still studying mobile phones, and the demon king who is addicted to TV dramas, I feel that I need to tell my wife that there are guests again, and buy dozens of steamed buns, and then I will be busy cooking, until my wife comes back, as soon as Yao comes home, I see the demon king sitting on the sofa, addicted to TV dramas, thinking that I borrowed a loan shark and was asked for a debt, so I pretended to come over to help me serve vegetables and secretly asked me how much I borrowed.

I can only tell her that this is another friend of mine, and he is also a coser, Yao looked at the horns of the demon king and reluctantly believed it, but I also brought her a vaccination, and said to her while serving dinner, "These two are not from the same world as us." Yao asked puzzledly: "What do you say?" I said euphemistically, "Isn't it all that I knew from watching anime before, and at that time it was more middle two" As soon as I said this, Yao immediately understood.

After the meal was served, Yao asked the demon king curiously: "Big, what is your name, what did you do before?", the demon king replied flatly: "My name is Diablo Skulnovich, and I used to be a demon king. After she asked, I was covered in cold sweat, after all, there may not be many people in the world who dare to call the demon king big

After getting a strange answer, Yao looked at Ah Fu again, and witty Ah Fu came to a quick answer: "I used to be a brave man"

Yao was stunned for a moment, sneered, and said, "You guys are so dedicated."

When eating, the appearance of the demon king can be described as appalling, compared to him, Ah Fu is simply a lady when he eats, he eats 3 catties of pork ribs, 4 dishes and 8 bowls of rice, and then stares at my rice bowl with the eyes of the prey, I can't stand his eyes, so I bit the steamed bun and gave it to him, people don't dislike it, and I don't look at the two mouthfuls on the stomach, and after eating, the demon king is more determined This is the place of dreams.

After dinner, I went into the house with my wife, and whispered something between husband and wife, Ah Fu and the demon king sat on the sofa and watched TV, but the demon king and the brave sat on the sofa and watched "Focus on the Three Farmers" together It is really a rare thing, and then watched TV for a few days, the demon king already knows what to do when he arrives at the flag car, Ah Fu also because of watching TV, there has been a major breakthrough in the research of mobile phones - he can turn on and off the screen and turn on the screen!

I also taught the demon king how to use the toilet, because I taught Ah Fu before, so I already have some experience, tell him to just get it into this bucket, after listening to the principle of operation, this giant man is a little hesitant to sit on this little miniature thing. With the loud sound of the earth, I know that the demon king used the toilet to declare it successful, but I was very worried about the safety of the toilet before, after all, even if it is just the gluteus maximus of the demon king, the strength may be far more comparable to that of a very human being, but now it seems that the quality of this toilet is still excellent, and the demon king was shocked when he flushed the water, and looked at the yellow and white liquid that spiraled down in the toilet and was puzzled. Finally came to the conclusion "You enslaved the water spirits?!"

After another two days, I found out that in fact, the demon king is not difficult to get along with, I am already very familiar with Yao and the demon king and Ah Fu, so I am not the demon brother brother, the demon king brother is called the demon king, but use the down-to-earth and affectionate name that my daughter-in-law first invented - big one! Think about it is quite good, dare to call the demon king this world can't pick out the third, the two of them have also learned to use the toilet and shower head skillfully with my help and their own efforts, the demon king has already changed the channel, and Ah Fu finally lived up to the hard work, can already turn on the flashlight mode of the mobile phone, but I found a big problem, they are illiterate!

I asked them how they learned Chinese, and they said that they were used by people to use language magic, and they could understand and speak Chinese, but they couldn't understand Chinese characters, and then under Ah Fu's strong request, I bought books for kindergarten primary and secondary schools, and let them learn by themselves from scratch. "

I was not idle, I found a part-time job on the Internet, these two people stayed here for a few days, and my family's Engel coefficient (the proportion of total food expenditure to total personal consumption expenditure) has risen sharply this month.

I was busy from morning to afternoon, seeing that my brothers were still studying there, looking at their hands full of scars and thick calluses, I knew that there must be a lot of stories between the two of them, and it happened that I was also busy, idle, and I was curious about their past for a long time, so I interrupted their study. Interrupted from studying, both of them had a little unhappiness on their faces, so I had something to ask.

When I finished asking, Ah Fu first set an example, he thought for a while with a blank face, and then made a concise summary, " It's that when I was young, the monster burned the granary, and then the family gave me all the food, my dad starved to death, my mother let the monster kill in order to cover my escape, I went to join the army in order to live, and then grew up in the barracks, in order to be full, I went to participate in the competition to select the brave, won the other people and was selected as the brave, and then led the army to crusade against the demon king, but the strength of the enemy and me was very different, so I failed, we were basically wiped out, and the country was destroyed, and finally I died while resisting the monster.

Ah Fu finished speaking, and the big one also opened his mouth: " Then I am a more successful demon king compared to him, I was born in a demon civilian family, at that time, the human race invaded the demon race, the country was corrupt, the nobles bullied the common people, the demon king ignored the government, and it was a drought, many people were starved to death, including my parents, and then there was a riot in the country, I joined the rebel army and became the leader of the rebel army, overthrew the tyranny of the previous demon king, became the demon king, led the people to repel the human army, and then my own brother and the human should jointly launch a coup d'état, and then I was killed by the assassins he sent, and that's it。 After the two of them talked about their past concisely, they continued to devote themselves to the profound study of Chinese. You can see their enthusiasm for learning a new language.

First of all, I affirmed the two of them in the past few days, they will use idioms, which shows that the Chinese language has made great progress, and the learning effect is obvious, but it is difficult for me to imagine that they can say their very sad past so lightly, I never thought that Ah Fu would be a brave man who failed to defeat the demon king, I thought that his past would be a capital for him to pretend to be forced, and I never thought that in the eyes of the demon king, human beings are actually the invaders who destroy their homes, and I never thought that the big one actually started from scratch, and it must be uncomfortable to be betrayed by his relatives in the end。

I also understand why they eat so much. After all, food has always been a luxury for them.

But I also found out that they all died once, and I asked, "You all died once before crossing over?"

Ah Fu thought for a while and said, "When I was dying, I seemed to hear a voice asking me if there was still a wish that had not been fulfilled, and then I opened my eyes again and saw the immortal, and then he told me that this is the place where my wish can be fulfilled, and you can take me to fulfill my wish." ”

The big man pointed at Ah Fu and said, "My process is similar to his"

Then look at this face crossing is still equal to everyone, no matter which world people cross to the other side, they have to pay the price of their lives, if they don't die once, they are embarrassed to say that they have crossed over.

I, who had a lot of feelings about them in the past, patted them on the shoulder, "It's okay, since you're here, the failed brave and the successful demon king, the two of you have deigned to deal with me, an older young man who is waiting to be employed." ”

The big man and Ah Fu said in unison: "Cut~"