I have a grand plan for these visitors from the other world, the first step is to teach them to be self-taught and master basic life skills, and the second step is to make them aware of their interests. The third step is to give full play to the advantages of strong learning motivation that can improve learning efficiency, and carry out special learning and cultivation of personal interests and hobbies. The fourth step, and the most crucial, and most important step, !! to get a job with my excellent personal skills, and then pay my salary !! rent to me!!

Well, what a perfect evil conception of capitalist exploitation.

At present, after nearly a week of language learning, their text comprehension ability has been greatly strengthened, basically take off the hat of illiteracy, under their tireless consultation, and I really hate its annoyance, impatient teaching, this brother has initially learned the basic operation of my laptop, and will use Baidu, this will use the search engine to do much easier, once they will use the Internet, then they are not far from integrating into this new world, the important thing is - finally don't bother me, you can bother Baidu to go.

With the help of Baidu, their learning speed is not a day, even if it is not a thousand miles a day...... Fifty miles, Yao also asked me: "Big, what is Ah Fu stimulated, how did he learn junior high school textbooks and textbooks that day?"

"It's not that I didn't study hard at the beginning and suffered the loss of culture, but now I realize the importance of knowledge and make up for it. ”

Yao: "This learning momentum is really scary."

Me: "No, it's not good that people will take the college entrance examination in the second half of the year."

Yao was amused by me and said, "In case I take the Tsinghua University and Peking University exam"

I pretended to be serious: "I don't dare to say Tsinghua University and Peking University, but this posture must be the seedling of a key university." ”

Not to mention, watching the big man and Ah Fu study there every day full of curiosity, it is inexplicably gratifying, and I kind of understand why my old father watches me study every day.

That is, these two people belong to a black household in my country, no ID card, no household registration and no birth certificate, otherwise they will be enthusiastic about learning, and I will let them receive compulsory education if I say anything.

But look at Afu's learning direction is biased towards literature, a bit of a subject, in terms of subjects, the big one is more comprehensive in learning, after Yao went to work, the big one asked me to see his junior high school math problem, it was a difficult junior high school math problem, I can only sigh that the current children are really difficult to learn, I watched for a long time before I had a little idea, but I was too troublesome to tell the big one that I wouldn't, the big one smiled and began to ridicule: "Junior high school children will be the question, college students won't?"

As soon as he said this, my temper came up, when I was in college, I didn't hang up in high mathematics, and I was not afraid of the leading boss of high mathematics in high mathematics, and I would still be afraid of this junior high school math problem?

So I took my diploma and swore that if I couldn't figure it out, I would return it to my high math teacher. Blocking the dignity of a college graduate, the dignity of a well-educated native, I took out the moldy straw paper in the drawer, pulled out the gel pen that I had not used for a long time from the pen holder, and began to solve the junior high school math problem.

What is the matching method, factorization, commutation, discriminant and Vedic theorem, counterproof, function operation, composite function operation, primary function, vector operation, quadratic function, power function, exponential function, logarithmic function, higher order equation, space geometry operation, logical operation, vector operation, derivative calculus operation, inequality operation, limit operation, indefinite integral, multivariate function, ordinary differential equation, The infinite progression, which I had learned, seemed to be inspired by my heart, and they came alive, as if they were about to leap from the tip of the pen onto the paper.

But at this time, a book called mathematical formulas appeared in the depths of my brain and tied me tightly like a chain, I flipped through it horizontally and vertically, and read it carefully for a long time before I could see the words from the cracks, and there were three words written all over the book that were "I forgot"!, and after thinking for a while under the big ill-intentioned smile, I decided to check the phone number of my high math teacher in the mobile phone address book, and planned to give her my degree certificate, because I was not worthy!

And the first thing I saw after picking up the phone was a distress message sent to me by my wife, saying that there were people outside in the afternoon who were pestering her phone and WX number, she didn't give it, and now she is staying at the door of the supermarket, she doesn't dare to go out, let me come and save her.

Damn, I was in a hurry, and told the eldest and Ah Fu: "If something happens to your sister Yao, hurry up and follow me." Then I was so anxious that I put on my sneakers and was going to run downstairs, before I could run, Ah Fu picked me up, like parkour, from the handrail of the stairs directly to the next floor, these few times to the first floor, just to the first floor, I heard the sound of a heavy object falling outside, this big one is even more fierce, directly open the window and jump down, like an earthquake, forced on the concrete floor smashed a pit.

But I didn't have time to admire their athletic ability, so I quickly found two taxis, one for me and Ah Fu, and one for the big one to go straight to the supermarket, but I was in a hurry, and I didn't bring a guy, so I picked up half a brick on the side of the taxi road and put it in my pocket.

When I arrived at the entrance of the supermarket, I saw a group of colorful young people with dyed hair surrounding the entrance of the supermarket, and the passers-by around were afraid of getting into trouble, so they turned a blind eye, and no one helped or called the police.

A yellow-haired little miscellaneous hair grabbed my wife's hand and didn't let go, and said there: "Little sister~, it's okay, but it's just to make a friend, let's add a wx number." "Nima's I came up at once, what year has it been, how can there be such a little gangster, I went straight over and grabbed him and grabbed my wife's hand: "Little brother~, if you don't let go, I'll give you a scoop." ”

This little bastard may think that there are too many of them, and I don't dare to do anything to him, and provoke me: "Oh, I won't, what is it called letting go, you have the ability to teach me." ”

Then I am a person who does what he says, and he himself requires self-motivation and learning, so I can be regarded as an adult beauty. In order to let him learn to let go, I took out half a brick and threw it on his head, and slapped him down directly, but I felt that he didn't know the essentials yet, so I hit him on the head again.

The little yellow hair that was slapped down was stunned, and his head was full of blood, that is, he was in a hurry, so he gave orders to his rainbow boys (referring to the hair color) to kill me, and then the big one got out of the car, and the rainbow boys were frightened when they saw the big one.

One by one, no one dared to go up for a long time, and the big one began to be yin and yang;"Don't, are you seven people afraid that you can't beat me alone" Huang Mao, who covered his head, also encouraged: "We still can't kill them with so many people?" Under the provocation of the enemy and the encouragement of the friendly army, the rainbow boys finally had a surge of adrenaline, and launched a fearless charge towards the big one with their teeth and claws, I told the big one not to kill people, so I led my wife who was hiding behind me and Ah Fu, who was standing aside, to step back and wait to see the show.

I saw the big one smile disdainfully, standing in place and holding his arm motionless, and let them fight without fighting back, these seven people saw that the big one didn't fight back, and the fight was even harder, my wife hid behind me and didn't dare to look, so I quickly called the police to save the big one, I asked the big one loudly: "Why don't you fight back?" The big one said: "You said don't kill people, I didn't dare to move, so let them fight like this, and after a while they were bored, so they won't fight." Ah Fu laughed directly after hearing this, and I couldn't help laughing, "I mean just don't kill you!"

The big one: "Harm, say it earlier" Then he slapped the three people out four meters away, and the remaining four people, he threw them into the sky lightly with one hand, and when they fell, these four poor people all made a crisp clicking sound and screaming, which made me a little unbearable to watch.

The little yellow hair who covered his head saw that this situation was not right, and trembled to help up the rainbow boys who could get up, and then ran away with the rainbow boys who couldn't get up with them, and when he ran, he didn't forget to give me a cruel word: Count you ruthless, but you wait, I'll find someone to kill you!".

But the trail of water from his crotch to his trouser leg had revealed his true thoughts, and I shouted to him, "Then you can go home and change your pants first." Only to realize that he had lost an adult in front of my wife, Xiao Huang Mao yelled angrily: "Damn, you are dead" and then led his rainbow boy to flee the scene quickly.

I was very happy to clean up the little yellow hair, and asked the big one with a smile: "How did it feel to take a taxi for the first time." “

The big one: "It's a little crowded." “