After solving the yellow hair, I bought a full 10 kilograms of beef and mutton, planning to cook a few good dishes, reward the heroic big one, and by the way give my daughter-in-law a little shock, after going home, Yao hugged me for a long time, saying that she was very scared at the time, afraid that I would be beaten by them, afraid that they would beat the big one to death, I comforted her, and said: "The big one is so powerful, it is impossible for anyone to beat him." ”

She asked me again, "Who the hell is the big one, why is he so powerful, and why don't you get new clothes for the big one?" "On the latter question, I wanted to give the big one, my clothes were too small for him to fit in. As for the previous question, why the big man is so powerful, I thought about it for a long time, and I could only explain to her that it was not a loss of strength.

Her face was full of doubts: "If you don't lose your strength, you can beat three people out several meters away with one hand?" and then carry two people in one hand and throw them to play?", I reluctantly replied: "Theoretically...... Yes, you can. General Yao was skeptical, but he didn't ask deeply.

Then I started cooking, and I made 8 points for this meal, and I was tired and paralyzed when I was done, and I used all 10 kilograms of beef and mutton. What pork ribs, fried lamb chops, persimmon beef stew, green onion fried mutton, braised lamb, meatball soup, fried steak, boiled beef life all the meat dishes I learned are basically placed here, I looked at the table full of meat dishes are dizzy, and finally made a cucumber to relieve greasy, the whole basin bigger than the basin filled 6 pots of rice, and bought 50 steamed buns, damn Lao Tzu didn't believe it, this is not enough for the two of you to eat?

After they were all served, I said to them proudly: "Come! let go of your belly and eat!" The big one asked tentatively: "Really?", he asked, my heartbeat was a little wrong, but I still didn't believe in evil: "Yes!", that day I finally remembered, this man's identity is the demon king, recalling the fear of being dominated by this black hole-like stomach bag, Ah Fu looked at this dish! This rice directly turned into a ruthless machine, without raising his head, there were only two movements in the whole process, one, put the food into his mouth, and two, stuff the rice into his mouth.

The big one is more terrifying, the chopsticks are not used, directly holding the bowl of rice in the right hand, holding the plate and basin containing the meat in the left hand, pour it directly into the mouth, a big mouth is like a bottomless pit, what goes in is the meat and what comes out is the bone, the whole meal, my daughter-in-law and I ate two bites of cucumbers, 6 pots of rice disappeared without a trace, 50 steamed buns also seem to have never existed in the world, looking at the empty plates, and then think about 10 kilograms of beef and mutton I did it for 8 hours, and the result was that I didn't even taste the fresh, my heartache, the key is that the big one eats nothing left, and give me a sentence: "That's it, I'm just half full?"

Me: "Shut up! Go and wash the dishes!" and Yao was completely convinced of the statement that I was not losing my strength, after all, she thought that it was reasonable to be able to eat so many people, and it was reasonable to have so much energy, and I was once again worried about my family's food expenses, and the amount of food of these two guys cast a shadow on the already not wealthy family, and if it continued like this, the rent would not be able to be paid, and the four of them would go to the road to make a bunk and drink the northwest wind on the side of the street.

And in order to make a living, during the day, I carefully searched for job recruitment on the Internet, and was looking for it, when a knock on the door sounded, and I saw that it was the source of the disaster standing outside - Ma Lao Blind, he was leading an ancient handsome guy next to him this time, I grabbed Ma Lao Blind, led him aside, and took out the bricks that had not been thrown away last time: "Nima's, the end of the month, what about the saying?"

Ma Lao Blind began to pretend to be stupid: "Well, what is the end of the month? What do you say? Is it a fever?", I said hideously: "Last time you came to tell me, as long as you survive until the end of the month, there will definitely be a statement, so where is the statement?!" Ma Lao Blind brazenly said: "What else is this? When did I say it? Why don't I remember?"

I threatened him, "Do you believe it or not, I'll use your immortal blood to open this brick today!" , Ma Lao Blind: "Whatever, you shoot, I'll just let it go today, I don't want money, I want a life, I have the ability to kill me!" "What kind of fairy is this, this is a fundamental laizi!" I picked up this hand with a brick several times, but finally put it down, after all, I estimate that it is useless to shoot, Ma Lao is blind: "Look at you little comrade, I saved your life, and you want to take revenge?"

Me: "Come on, I'll go back to bed and bleed now, I don't want to order me, you can take everyone away for me, I won't do the work for you!" Who wouldn't be playful, Ma Lao blindly heard this, and his tone softened: "Isn't this really a fund, so let's do it, in addition to money, if you want something else, maybe I can satisfy you, I can only say one!"

"Give me superpowers!"

"Impossible"

"Give me an unlimited supermarket card!"

"Want to eat fart?"

"Let me fly!"

"No way"

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, so what do you say you can give me in half a day?"

"It's outrageous, it's too exaggerated"

Based on the wish that had been denied in the above conversation, I fell into deep thought about my insistent and humble statement, and suddenly remembered that this old man had pulled Ah Fu out of the plastic bag.

"I want to learn how to pull people out of a clear plastic bag. ”

Ma Lao thought for a while and said: "This is okay, but I used mana to pull it directly, teach you, you can't, but I can give you a magic weapon with similar effect." “

Then he took his mobile phone to an unknown online shopping website, as if he had bought something, and then suddenly a person crawled out of the ground, dressed as a courier, and gave me a box and asked me to sign for the courier, which said Ghost Express, I opened the courier box and found that there were two plastic bags inside, one black and one white.

Ma Laoblind explained: "This is called the Yin and Yang Plastic Bag, the white is the mother bag, the black bag, you give this black plastic bag to the person you want to summon, and then you can use the white plastic bag to pull out the person holding the black plastic bag, and this plastic bag can not only pull out living things, but also pull out things that are not living things." "

For this yin and yang plastic bag, I can't complain, and the usage of what he said is also half-believed, in order to deal with the after-sales problem, I left Ma Lao's mobile phone number, Ma Laoblind whispered: "Let's talk for a long time, people are still standing here, it's not good, take him in, I can tell you that this temper is not very good, you should pay attention to what you say." Okay, I'm done explaining what should be explained, and it's time for me to go. "

After Ma Lao left blindly, I invited this ancient beautiful man into the house, this person's smooth and fair face, revealing the coldness of the water chestnut, dark and deep eyes, glowing with charming color, and the face was like frost, and the eyes revealed cold arrogance. If you take a few photos and post them on the Internet, it is guaranteed to cause a group of girls to scream, change their clothes and change their hairstyle, they are the best candidates to play the domineering president, and then cause a group of girls to scream, but their eyes seem to be full of disdain, as if everyone is saying - dish!, at first glance, you know that he is an arrogant and cool brother.

He glanced at me and said, "Tang Gate, Tang Er"

"Hello! My name is Wu ......."

"Noise!"

A plum blossom dart "whoosh" flew past my face, inserted on the wall, I held back my words, and then the uncle went straight to the dining table, looked at the toothpick box on the table, and said: "Shang Ke" put a box of toothpicks into his pocket, I turned my head to look at the plum blossom dart inserted into the wall, I pulled the dart down, the tip of the dart was inserted with the corpse of a mosquito, I breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out not to be coming at me, noisy, talking about mosquitoes. "

Hearing the movement, Ah Fu and the big man poked their heads out of the house, "New here?", but Tang Er did not answer them, but pointed to the electric fan: "What is this?", Ah Fu immediately jumped out and gave him an enthusiastic explanation, and then for a series of questions raised by Tang Er, Ah Fu, as a person who came over, also answered them one by one. And this Tang Er is obviously a streamlinist, if he can not speak, he will not speak, if he can say less, if necessary, he will say less, if he can say less, if he can use a few words, he will use a few words, and truly cherish words like gold.

And I guess he probably comes from a world similar to the ancient Chinese civilization on the earth, so because the technology tree is generally a direction, so the ability to accept things is relatively strong, the shower head introduced by Ah Fu, and the flushing toilet did not surprise him, and he saw the image on TV, and he didn't say it, why did I imprison other people's painful souls in this box, but after hearing the music played by the big man on the computer, and didn't see the person singing at the sound source, he still slipped out of his sleeve with a flying knife, and asked loudly"Who's pretending to be a ghost here!?"

After my wife came home, as soon as I entered the door, I found that there was another person in the room who was studying selflessly, and asked me, "This handsome guy is also preparing to participate in the comic exhibition?"

Me: "Yes, a high-priced male model." "

"How many days do you want to stay at our house for a while?"

"Ah......h

"Can we still live in our house?"

"Yes...... Right, I'll clean up and let him barely live on the floor."

During the meal, there happened to be a fly that also wanted to take the opportunity to rub us, and began to wander around with an impenetrable body method, looking for a foothold, Yao asked: "What is the name of this handsome guy......?"

Tang Er: "Noise!" A flying knife came out of his hand, and the fly, which was still rubbing his hands on its lunch just now, was directly fixed on the wall.

Then he arched his hand and said coldly, "Tang Gate, Tang Er." ”

Yao Zhan trembled and said, "Wow, cool!"

When I went to bed at night, Yao said to me, "Your friend is so cool, but does the current company have such high requirements for professional coser?"

At this time, I heard a "noise!" from the living room, followed by a knock on the wall.

Me: "I don't know if it's too demanding, but I know that in the future, our family will never be afraid of flies and mosquitoes coming in." ”