I was amazed, and I can only say that it is worthy of Ah Fu.

However, the red lip prints on Ah Fu's face show that the rich woman has not given up yet, in order to let Ah Fu completely capture the heart of the rich woman, so as to indirectly let us improve the quality of life plan is about to be born in my heart, but before learning how to please the rich woman, I think it is necessary to give Ah Fu them a legal education, tonight Ah Fu is too scary,

"Brother Fu, when you were righteous and brave, was there something wrong, I think you seem to be running directly to kill him. "

After I finished speaking, Ah Fu scratched his head and began to be embarrassed,

"In my previous life, our village was full of forests and was not suitable for farming, so when my dad was still alive, he often went to the mountains to chop firewood, and then made some furniture to sell in the city, but once when I came back, I found that the money bag was stolen by thieves, which was originally the money we used to buy rations, and then it didn't take a few days to catch up with ***, I remember very well that my family ate the bark for a month, but then the bark and grass were eaten up by the people in the village, and my dad starved to death. "

"When I grew up, I always wanted that if the money wasn't stolen, my dad might not starve to death, so I think all thieves in the world deserve to die. "

"So you didn't control your emotions when you saw the biker tonight?"

"Yes!"

"Ah Fu, I don't know how to comfort you in your last life, but in this life, there is a law in this world, if someone takes something that does not belong to him, there will be a law to judge him, except for the law, no one has the right to deprive others of their lives. "

Looking at the puzzled faces on their faces, I knew that they must all be legally blind.

In the daytime, I resolutely carried out compulsory law popularization for the police comrades, such as the concept of justifiable defense, which is very necessary for them to remember, and according to Article 20 of the Criminal Law, in order to protect the state, the public interest, the person, property and other rights of oneself or others from the ongoing unlawful infringement, and the act of stopping the unlawful infringement, and causing damage to the unlawful offender, is justified defense and does not bear criminal responsibility.

Where legitimate defense clearly exceeds the necessary limits and causes major harm, criminal responsibility shall be borne, but punishment shall be commuted or waived.

"Unlimited justifiable defense" refers to the act of defense against an ongoing assault, homicide, robbery, rape, kidnapping, or other violent crime that seriously endangers personal safety, resulting in injury or death to an unlawful offender, and is not considered excessive defense, but is still justified defense, and does not bear criminal responsibility.

After that, I let them know through the Internet what is attempted homicide, which is premeditated murder, and simply let them understand the civil law, criminal law, constitution, and economic law, and while educating them, I am also learning legal knowledge myself, and I deliberately emphasize in the justifiable defense: "Make a point! Take notes! This requirement is recited in full! I will take the test one by one later! Then I opened the history and planned to go back to the previous page, but found some pages that restrict minors under the age of 18.

"Who searched for this?!"

The big man bravely raised his hand, "I think you may be suspected of spreading silver and love!"

Big one: "But if you want to open it now, it's you who spreads it." ”

Me: "I'm popularizing the law! Do you understand, popularize the law! This is called case analysis!"

After that, I took a bench and clicked on the website with a critical eye, and as soon as I entered, I saw that the web page classification option was in the column of the alternative heavy mouth, and the page automatically played a video of the story that the bull and the herding man had to say.

"Big one, you ...... The taste is quite unique", the big old man blushed and didn't speak,

I'll tell you about this, in the last century, this society was called rape, and if it were in the United States, it might be convicted of animal cruelty. “

In order to better popularize the law, I then clicked on other categories (I won't go into details about what the specific classification is): "Look at this, this one is shaking very badly, no, this plot is suspected of the crime of strong shoulders, which is a very bad crime." “

In order to continue popularizing the law, I clicked on another one: "Look at this, this is quite white, no, this plot, if it commits a **crime in some states in the United States (such as Illinois), and it will face very strong moral condemnation." “

And then I ...... Just look at the cover is good, click on a few more, and finally the popular law education for 3 men has become a film appreciation of four men.

Aesthetically, even Tang Er, who has always been taciturn, spoke: "This one is sagging, no." ”

Me: 'Exactly, but you can see the legs are okay. “

Ah Fu: "I think it's still the big one just now." ”

Tang Er: "I don't think that's as thin as this." ”

Me: "But there's fat to this one."

But in the end, our discussion of beauty was brought to an end by a big and unique aesthetic theory comment,—— "I don't think it's as big as a cow's ass!"

The big man's good aesthetic attracted everyone's strange eyes, but the big man still argued for the cow: "Don't you think the cow's butt is bigger than theirs?" We were all touched by his vow to seek justice for the cow, and we went away as if nothing had happened or we had heard anything.

I was about to do push-ups, intending to change the trajectory of the blood flow that was surging downward, but I heard a fatal and impatient knock on the door, as soon as I said knock on the door, I had nightmares for the past two days, and the content of the dream was mainly a hateful ghost shouting outside: "Wu Liao, open the door, I'm Ma Lao Blind! I'll send you someone! At this time, I will be awakened by fright, and I will be shocked into a cold sweat."

I'm afraid it's a dream to hear the knock on the door again, but the difference is a dream, I can wake up, but the reality can only muster up the courage to face it, I was mentally prepared, opened the door, and saw that it was not Ma Lao Blind, it was the little yellow hair who scared the big man to pee his pants last week and his rainbow boys in plaster, and there were many people standing behind the rainbow boys who could line up to the next level, although it was not good at a glance, but I couldn't suppress my smile.

Because if things go far better than people expect, it will really make people happy, and I even laughed completely: "It's you, what? "I think in Huang Mao's eyes, I'm taunting him like crazy now, and sure enough, Huang Mao is very irritable: 'What about laughing Nima?!' Lao Tzu is here to do you today, you either go out and fight with me, or Lao Tzu will abolish you in your house, even if you can't beat you, he will smash your house!" , If you remove the last sentence, the previous words, I think what he said is still quite imposing, it seems that he is not too stupid, I understand that this position is easy to defend and difficult to attack, I just need to let the big one block the door, kick it with his foot every few seconds, and they will all go directly to the first floor in less than 1 minute - of course, it is the kind that rolls!

However, in order to make him realize that even the level of crowd tactics in the open area is useless to me, I agreed to their request, and then he gave me a relatively remote address, and told me for half an hour: "Don't come, I will throw bricks at your house every day, if you dare to call the police, I will find someone to line up and throw bricks at your house every day!". After speaking, he led his rainbow boys on crutches and the young people behind him to leave.

Hey, that's all there is to it, I know how to throw bricks, or how to say that I am just a gangster, and I have no interest. But I don't have the money to change the glass every day, and I still feel annoyed if he really throws it at me.

I said hello to the house, called the big one, Ah Fu, and Tang Er out, locked the door, and told my wife not to go home at night and wait for me in the supermarket, saying that I made some money yesterday and wanted to go to the restaurant.

Then I took two taxis (one big one really couldn't sit down) and went to this place. When I got to that place, I saw Huang Mao talking on the phone there, and used the traditional skill of the gangster - calling people, but after seeing the big one get out of the car, he still seemed to be a little stunned, so he made another call, and after the call, he began to talk to me in this Jianghu morality, "I'll give you thirty minutes to call someone, don't call you to pretend to be a calf there, and when the fight starts, you will blame me again Huang Rui didn't give you a chance to call someone." ”

Me: "Don't force it there, call someone." ”

Huang Mao trembled angrily: "Okay! Pretend to be with me here! See if I kill you later!"

Huang Mao continued to call people, and while looking at the surrounding environment and terrain, I thought about how to prevent the big one from winning without killing people. Although this place is remote, there are also cameras, and it is enough to fight a lawsuit for several years without killing people and maiming a few people.

There happened to be a convenience store nearby, I wanted to wait for him to be weird, I bought a bottle of Coke for my brothers, just let my brothers drink while waiting, I entered the store and saw my childhood memories on the shelves - yo-yo (that is, glass marbles), looking at these cheap glass spheres with beautiful shapes and patterns inside, they reminded me of my childhood and the two-pillar bullet next door with a snot every day, the happiness of childhood is so simple, it is so pure. Thinking of this, I waved my hand, "Boss, I bought all your glass marbles!"

I carried a few large glass jars of marbles, and began to teach this brother three bullets with a few bottles of Coke.

We've been digging holes and playing around for more than half an hour.

Finally came a dozen vans began to get off people, I was a large group of people who were worried and pressed, and it was estimated that there were more than 100 people, indicating that Xiao Huang Mao was still a little capable, and the people he called mainly had the "Kill Matt" group from the hairstyle, the mustache gang, the single ponytail youth group, the punk cockscomb head youth team, the bald guy, and the coolest tattoo BOY, I saw which gangsters I was fighting against, and it was half of the fashion trend circle in the city!

More than 100 people on the other side were each holding sticks, and they were very imposing. You ask me if I'm afraid, to be honest, I'm still a little scared, the last time I had such a large-scale fight was in junior high school, the main reason is that our school second and school boss are jealous of a little girl, I don't know which of them won, but that little girl is definitely not as beautiful as my wife.

This person is also here, and I am also right, Ah Fu and they do pre-game mobilization, "I will listen to my command later" I said to the second brother: "Second brother, the time has come to test your legitimate defense and not memorize it!"

The other party was also ready to fight, only to hear Huang Mao's order: "Kill them!"

A large group of people rushed towards me, and I immediately shouted: "Squat, hold your head, don't move!" The big man and Ah Fu immediately squatted down, but the few fashionable hipsters who rushed forward in front of me were probably also frequent visitors to the police station, and they also squatted down when I shouted. The air seemed to freeze, and the scene was very awkward for a while, and I cleared my throat to break the embarrassment?: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean you, you continued." The fashion group was stunned for a moment and continued to charge.

Tang Er saw that the group of people had surrounded the big man who was squatting, Ah Fu punched and kicked the two of them, and hit them a few times with a stick, and immediately began to grab marbles to carry out a ruthless long-range firepower output to the fashion celestial group, and the bullets were not missing, and even killed two birds with one stone!

Hit the legs and feet, only to use a can of marbles, half of the fashion group held their legs on the ground and wailed, and the rest of the people realized that something was wrong and began to look for cover and blockers, but Tang Er immediately sped up and began to throw five or six marbles at a time, and the smashed fashion group screamed, and soon used another can of marbles, and the fashion group was basically wiped out. If he still wanted to stand up and resist, Tang Er would give him two more

Look at this half of the fashion circle full of legs, I called the police, went to the police station to record a confession, and when the police called up the surveillance and saw Tang Er knocking down everyone with a few cans of marbles, his jaw was about to drop. Ask, "Where are you a hidden martial arts master?"

Tang Er arched his hand coldly: "Tang Gate, Tang Er."

Judging from this video, the number of opponents is much higher than ours, and we were beaten first, and the second brother is still very light, so we are definitely justified in defense, after all, we have just learned the law for a day, but it is a pity that the marbles of several hundred yuan were left as evidence.

After the writing was done, we took the bus to find my wife.

Yao: "Why did you go, why did you come here so late, I'm hungry." ”

Tang Er: 'Playing marbles went. ”