Tang Er first arrived, accompanied by his "noise", there were also a large number of traces left by different types of hidden weapons on the wall, in order to prevent the landlord from troublesome me, and in order to prevent Tang Er from hurting people, when he asked him to change his clothes, he made all kinds of hidden weapons confiscated by me.

Now his secret weapon is a toothpick, but even if he only has a toothpick, he can leave small traces on the wall, and he can see toothpicks on the wall every day, often with different kinds of insects, small aphids, worms, cockroaches, small spiders, tide insects, and mosquitoes, flies, different sizes, flying in the sky, crawling on the ground, so it can be seen that I think he is probably not because of "noise" , he should be idle, he thinks it's a live target when he sees insects, after all, some insects don't make a sound.

In terms of learning, it may be due to the fact that the science and technology trees between the two worlds are almost the same, Tang Er's learning efficiency is very high, and he has caught up with the diligent and studious big man and Ah Fu in a few days, especially in terms of language, and is currently trying to catch up with Ah Fu, and has shown a strong interest in mechanical and material science

Then there is the research on this yin and yang plastic bag, there is a manual on it, but the specific thing is similar to what Ma Lao said, I decided to actually let the big one hold the black plastic bag, I held the white plastic bag, and then I pulled the big one with a width of more than 1 meter on the empty plastic bag and let me pull it out.

The big man with half of his body made a sound: "Huh?", I looked back at the big one standing and the upper body was wrapped in a black plastic bag that suddenly expanded, and the exposed lower body can also be controlled by the upper body that was dragged out, the lower body ran around at will, the upper body was motionless in my hands, the scene was very weird, and the most important thing was that I didn't need to use much strength to pull out the big one, and I had an illusory sense of satisfaction that I was a strong man.

I also conducted other experiments, such as putting bricks into a black plastic bag, whether I could take out the bricks in the black plastic bag in the empty white plastic bag, the answer was yes, from which I came to the conclusion that there is a certain spatial connection between the two plastic bags, but no matter how they are loaded, inanimate objects can only fill the volume of an ordinary plastic bag. But the living creatures that are dragged out can be unlimited in size.

After mastering the mystery of the plastic bag, I have already fantasized about using this trick plastic bag to drag the living and magician to grab the job, just with this trick to eat all over the world, after all, what blank paper into money, human body cutting, escape magic in front of me are all scum, after all, magic has traces to follow, but I am really magic, no one knows how to do it.

As long as I start with street magic now, one day I will be able to reach the ...... of the world Well, I'll admit that I'm crazy about making money.

Because of the arrival of Tang Er, the accommodation of this small house has reached the limit, which is mainly reflected in the toilet, thinking that there is only one toilet for 5 people, and the use rate of the toilet has become extremely high. There is often a situation where one person goes to the toilet and 4 people line up.

Especially in the morning, it is the peak period of toilet use, queuing to go to the toilet, queuing to brush my teeth, queuing to wash my face, so that I have a feeling that I live in a dormitory and use a public toilet, especially this is a sweet and sweet love between the two of us...... Well, I can't, I didn't say anything.

Looking down at the downstairs at a melancholy 45-degree angle on the balcony, I saw the vendor pushing the snack cart walking towards the night market, I suddenly had a plan, "Ah Fu and the second brother, have you gone to the night market?", the two of them said in unison: "No!"

Then our brother went to the night market, as for why he didn't bring the poor big man, the reason was because of his clothes, and the body shape, the horns, and the face really didn't look like a good person, I didn't take him there, as soon as I arrived at the night market, there were piles of food stalls gathered everywhere, and they were lined up, and each stall was erected in the most conspicuous place where the fire was blazing, and the long table next to it, spices, dishes, and disposable dishes and chopsticks were placed in turn, and the dining table was in a simple plastic shed set up, facing the street, ordering, and eating at a glance。

The smell of barbecue around here, spicy hot, and the fragrance of all kinds of snacks is appetizing, Ah Fu smelled this, he couldn't walk, how to drag it and didn't go, I saw that if there was no blood, Ah Fu was afraid that it would take root and sprout, so I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet to give him a taste of the famous Chinese snacks, "Boss, give me 10 strings of fried stinky tofu!", after the frying, a large handful of stuffed to Ah Fu, and warned him sharply: "Eat slowly! Fine-chew-slow-swallow!" Then I led the two of them to the dart throwing stall, and I asked the boss: "How do you count this dart?" Boss: "Throw 10 pieces 10 times, 10 rings for 5 times, and 50 for 8 times 10 rings." I asked, "What about 10 times and 10 rings?"

The boss provoked and slightly mocked and said, "Then I'll give 100!" (so that more people can be hooked), I said to the boss, "That's what you said!" I started to build momentum and said to some onlookers: "You have all heard it, and he will have to testify to me when the time comes!"

Then he took out his mobile phone and handed over the mobile phone and paid the money: "Give me 100 yuan first!", and said to the second brother: "Second brother, I know that you have been eyeing my electric fan for a long time, if you help me tonight, it will be yours in the future, you can dismantle it casually." Tang Er looked at me coldly after hearing this, picked up the dart and weighed it, and began his first solo show, he first looked at it for a while, and then a dart hit the bull's-eye, the boss walked over and pulled the dart down, and then began to start to speed up the ruthless output of a dart to the bull's-eye, the boss's smile also gradually solidified in the dart again and again, no accident 10 darts were all hit, the onlookers exclaimed to attract more passers-by, I smiled at the boss: "100." "。

After that, the same thing was repeated 8 times, and half of the people in the night market had already come around! When the last time was about to be carried out, the boss suddenly played a trick: "Unless you shoot the dart in one go, you don't need me to pull out the dart, all 10 rings are hit, otherwise the front one doesn't count." As soon as the words fell, Tang Er directly threw 10 darts at a very fast speed, almost instantly, just look at the 10 darts all hit, each dart was stuck in a different position in the center, the crowd was boiling, the boss's face was green, and he gave me 1,000 yuan, and then I led Tang Er to throw trap money, darts and balloons and other stalls.

That day, a man named Tang Er, with the power of one person to let more than 10 night market stall owners leave this sad place forever, I held a doll taller than people, and earned thousands of yuan for a while The spring breeze was proud, and I was in a good mood, and I planned to bring dozens of skewers of mutton skewers to the big man and his wife, but the protagonist tonight was not Tang Er, nor me.

It was Ah Fu, while waiting for the lamb skewers to be grilled, accompanied by a sexy red-haired beauty exclaiming, a man with a helmet, holding a small satchel that did not belong to him, rode an old-fashioned motorcycle into our field of vision, at this time Ah Fu's eyes suddenly showed a fierce light! The eyes were fast, and he kicked a motorcycle over, and the car thief also realized his dream of flying car, and flew out directly with the car and people.

But fortunately, it didn't fly far, and people were fine. But before the car thief struggled to get up, Ah Fu grabbed his hand holding the satchel in a few arrow steps, only to hear Gaba's hand was broken by Ah Fu, and then Ah Fu directly grabbed the car thief's neck with one hand like the villain in the movie and picked him up, just when Ah Fu was about to pinch the neck of the car thief and become a murderer, I hugged Ah Fu with a handful of snot and tears, "Brother Fu, don't! Keep people under your hands! Brother Fu!" Ah Fu gasped and calmed down, and threw the speeder thief, who was already foaming at the mouth, to the ground.

The police car also followed, I asked Tang Er to go home by himself, I went to accompany Ah Fu to record a written confession, the police adjusted the surveillance, meaning Ah Fu This is definitely too defensive, deliberately injured and did not run, if you don't get it right, you will be sentenced to an attempted murder, this night the mattress wool is all in vain, and a person is also involved, and the police who recorded the confession asked after watching the monitoring: "Dude, you are very good at kung fu, come out of Shaolin Temple, but you are too heavy." "

I was also nervous in my heart, and when Ah Fu finished recording, he asked the police: "Comrade policeman, how do you think this is counted?" , the police said: "Let's detain here first, and then wait for the court summons, the lawyer is strong and not guilty, and the lawyer is a rookie within 15 years." "Hey, where are you?!

Just when I was sitting on the stairs at the door of the police station, the red-haired, sunglasses-clad and bold beauty drove a Lamborghini to the police station, I saw that this was a rich woman, and then I watched her walk in quickly as if she had said something to the police at the police station, and after a while, the police comrade came out and said to me: "It's okay, take the person away, pay attention in the future! Let him do it lightly!", it seems that the rich woman who is still powerful and powerful, after bringing Ah Fu out, I said to Ah Fu, "Thank you for not being able to thank others", rich woman:" No thanks, this is a righteous and courageous act, how can it be sentenced, but I should thank you for helping me get the bag back"

Then the rich woman looked at Ah Fu again: "My name is Qin Yan, what are your names??", Ah Fu said: "My name is Ah Fu", I: "Wu Liao, is his friend." The rich woman was obviously not interested in me, and her eyes looked directly at Ah Fu: "Wow, you speak Chinese so well, I almost thought you were a local, then you helped me, how should I repay you." Ah Fu said dumbfoundedly: "I want to eat fried stinky tofu."

The rich woman was happy, and then turned around and gave me a meaningful look: "Do you want to eat stinky tofu too?" "I'll understand this right away, this is interesting to our family Ah Fu, I: "No, no, no, I'm not hungry, I'm tired and go back first, Ah Fu, you can come back by yourself." ”

Ah Fu: "Totally ojbk", this sudden commotion, flashed my old waist

The rich woman pretended to be polite: "You don't need me to send you, right?"

Me: "No, no, it's close to home." "

Then I watched the innocent Ah Fu get on the rich woman's supercar, as if I saw the innocent child on the road of no return, leaving me alone to walk home, so not desolate.

After I got home, I watched TV for a while, and when I looked at the watch, it was 12 o'clock, but Ah Fu hadn't come home yet, I thought about it, Ah Fu had opened his mind? I knew that my family was now in a recession, and I was satisfied with the rich woman?

Just when I was puzzled, Ah Fu came back and I asked, "How's it going?"

Ah Fu: "I'm quite full", didn't I say: "Didn't that woman tell you anything, what did she do?"

Ah Fu suddenly realized: "Ah, she took out the lipstick and applied it to her lips, and asked me if I wanted to taste her lipstick." "

Oops, sultry, but, this is Bajiu really fell in love with Ah Fu, eating so much stinky tofu can still go to the mouth, not true love, what is it?!

"Have you tasted it?!!!"

"When I tasted it, I bit off half of her lipstick in one bite, and it tasted average. "