Chapter 4: Making Friends
At nine o'clock in the middle of the night, Yang Zhu sat in front of the computer with a sad face and used the "one-finger Zen input method" to code words with difficulty.
Well, that's right, for Yang Zhu, who is in the state of "overtime", it is already late at night at nine o'clock;
is willing to write with two fingers, and is already very worthy of Prince Lin.
Well, today's task is...... That's enough for 1,500 words!
Looking at the number "1237" displayed in the lower left corner of WORD, Salted Fish thought with confidence.
"Suzu...... Bell ......"
The angry salted fish picked up the phone and shouted in an octave of voice: "Who!!"
"Boss Yang...... Are you bothered?" Qin Xing's weak voice came.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it was selling insurance!" It is estimated that there is something serious to find himself, Yang Zhu slowed down his tone.
Who would believe that there are still people selling insurance at 9 o'clock in the evening?
Qin Xing, who was complaining about the value of MAX in his heart, said with some excitement:
"Xiangrui Technology has called just now, let's sign the contract tomorrow!"
Well, it's expected, but it's good news, and it's one step closer to eliminating the damn green word.
"So, Boss Yang, tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning, it's no problem for you to come over and sign the contract together, right?" Qin Xing asked cautiously, for fear that this master would have something to do.
"You can just go, what am I going to do?" For Salted Fish, it is a crime to let him move at will.
Qin Xing on the other side panicked: "When you sign the contract tomorrow, people will definitely come to ask you those questions about the pit buried today, if you are not present, who will answer the questions?
"I'll tell you the answer, you can just deal with it, is it possible that I have to be present for everything in the future?"
Hearing the impatience in Yang Zhu's tone, Qin Xing was aggrieved, and said in his heart, Is it easy for me? Both sides are masters, so he nodded tearfully: "Okay, you say, I will record, I must be familiar with all of them tonight." ”
Yang Zhu thought for a moment and said:
"What they are most concerned about is the terminal channel problem, [mid-to-high-end cosmetics counter], [luxury counter], [mid-to-high-end beauty salon] These are the first wave of Xiangrui technology products that need to focus on the efficient terminal of public relations."
"Imagine that when your wife came back from buying a bunch of thousands of yuan in a large bag, just when you wanted to get angry, she suddenly took out a box of [Xiangrui Hanyang] for you, and said to you tenderly: Husband, this is what I spent hundreds of dollars to buy for you, you usually work so hard, you must pay attention to take care of your body......"
"At this time, what else can you say as a man?"
Yang Zhu then spent more than half an hour telling Qin Xing about various follow-up publicity and promotion methods, and Qin Xing's mouth became "O"-shaped:
"Why do you have such a brain? But some of the methods are too damaging, right? Why do men bother with men? Hey......
Hanging up the phone, Yang Zhu looked at the empty room and thought viciously:
"Why should men be embarrassed by men? Hmph, married licking dogs can't die well!"
After licking the dog's hundred ways to die in his mind, Yang Zhu continued to code, but found that he couldn't write it anymore!
By the way, call the little white rabbit out, and it can be regarded as picking her up.
After more than forty minutes, Wan Jing, who decided to believe in his own boss once, looked at Yang Zhu who was eating and drinking at the roadside stall in amazement.
It's also called a roadside stall, but my "protagonist" hasn't arrived yet, what is the saying about the pile of iron sticks on the table? ?
Looking at the little white rabbit's aggrieved eyes, Yang Zhu felt a little guilty:
"Haha, I said...... These are the ones left by the previous guests, do you believe them?"
"Boss, hurry up and collect the signatures left by the guests in front of this table!"
Wan Jing looked at the oily mouth of her boss, and rolled her eyes in her heart, for you, do you believe it?
didn't say much, pulled a stool and sat down at random, and then picked a bunch of mushrooms and ate them.
Yang Zhu found out that this girl was wearing a white shirt with a lace collar tonight, a denim skirt on the lower body, and a light makeup on her face, looking like an urban beauty.
Yang Zhu, who is allergic to the image of "urban beauty", doesn't like it in his heart and doesn't say much;
Lifting the beer bottle, filling it for her, and then clinking glasses, the girl was also dry, and it seemed that she was also a wine field leader.
After eating a few strings of chicken butts, Yang Zhucai put down the iron skewer with a little satisfaction, thinking that it was time to settle accounts with his employees:
"Wan Jing, tonight is a reception banquet for you, it's a little shabby, and when the studio makes a lot of money in the future, let's change to a high-end place to masturbate!"
Wan Jing is powerless to complain, and you will only masturbate together?
"This afternoon, I talked about an advertising list, and it was done, and I will send you the TV script tomorrow, and I will think about how to play it well. ”
Wan Jing was a little surprised, she didn't expect her boss to be so fast, and there was an advertisement as soon as she signed it, so she hurriedly patted her chest and said that she would definitely work hard.
"What about you, from now on, you can be regarded as officially debuting in the entertainment industry, and you have to explain some things first, so that you don't have a place to cry when you cry. ”
The little white rabbit hurriedly sat upright and listened to the teachings of his boss.
"As a novice in the entertainment industry, don't talk about your business ability, but your level of dealing with people makes me very worried!"
The little white rabbit is stupid, I haven't been in contact with it yet, why is there a problem with the level of dealing with people?
…… Could it be that he is hinting at something??
Looking at the little white rabbit with a little pale face, his right hand covering his chest, and a vigilant face, Yang Zhu continued:
"Take tonight, for example. ”
"First, in the middle of the night, you go out to eat with a man, and someone else pours you wine, and you just do it stupidly, what do you want to do? Do you want to get yourself drunk and give me a chance? Or are you lonely and want to find a bed partner!?"
The little white rabbit was stunned, isn't this a reception banquet for himself?
Yang Zhu said with a look of regret: "You have to remember that after twelve o'clock at noon, as long as there is a man on the other side, don't drink if you can, even if you have to drink, you can't exceed half a glass of beer and a sip of liquor." ”
"As for five o'clock in the afternoon, as long as there is a man on the other side, don't drink a sip of wine! ”
"Of course, if you're lonely and want to solve your needs, take care of yourself!"
Wan Jing's face was flushed, what does it mean to solve needs? Why is this so ugly!? But thinking that the boss is also for his own good, he nodded and agreed.
"Second, what do you want to do on this big night, wearing such a beautiful outfit and wearing heavy makeup? Is this a meeting with friends and friends, or a blind date?"
Wan Jing has a black line, and it is wrong to wear it neatly?
Yang Zhu sneered: "With your current status in the rivers and lakes, dress like this all day long, let alone expand your network, I bet you won't be able to make a real friend in three years!"
"You have to remember, as long as it's not a formal occasion, when you go out to eat, if you're not here to catch a fish or show off, the more casual the dress, the better, don't touch anything like makeup, beautiful clothes, designer bags, etc. ”
"If one day, you are plain or even dusty, wearing a military coat, dragging flip-flops and still coming out to play with them without changing your face, congratulations, your ability to deal with people has become great!"
Wan Jing was dumbfounded, what kind of dog P theory is this? The more sloppy the co-authorship, the better, right?
Looking at the word "don't believe" written on the faces of their employees,
Yang Zhu said disdainfully: "Don't believe it, do you know where the best place to talk about customers or make friends is?"
Wan Jing shook her head.
"It's a bathhouse!"
"Have you studied psychology? When adults get along, the fewer disguised props they have, the easier it is to treat each other sincerely!"
"In the bathhouse, everyone is naked, and there are no basic camouflage props like clothes, as long as you two are not dumb, you can be friends for minutes!"
Wan Jing was frightened, it seemed to make some sense. But I always feel a little bit out of touch with my own situation.
Seeing her confusion, Yang Zhu continued:
"Of course, that was just an example;"
"What I want to say is that if you want to raise the level of dealing with people, the first step is to remove your disguise to the greatest extent!"
"Think about it, if there are five or six people who wear it all day, does it count as [human disguise]?"
"Wearing heavy makeup all day long, like wearing a mask shell, is it considered [expression disguise]?"
The little white rabbit immediately protested: "How can makeup become an expression disguise?"
Yang Zhu sneered: "Every day, I apply two taels of powder on my face like paint, and the skin collapses tightly." What else can there be a natural expression??"
"I want to laugh, I'm afraid I'll lose it;"
"I want to frown, but I can't bring up my muscles;"
"I want to be angry, and my skin is tense. ”
"That's it, do you dare to say that it's not [Emoji Disguise]?"
"Like a micro-expression management expert who doesn't enter the stream all day long, who rarely cares about you?"
Wan Jing thought about it, although the boss said it was too exaggerated, but it seemed that after putting on makeup, the muscles of her face were tense and a little stiff.
Yang Zhu finally concluded:
"Anyway, you don't care what other people look like, you reveal your [true self] first;"
"As long as there are no conflicts of interest, not many people will really hate a [unrestrained] person. ”
"You may not get used to it for the first time, once or twice a lot, others will look at you differently, be willing to get along with you, and even envy your lifestyle. ”
Wan Jing frowned and thought hard, always feeling that something was wrong, but she was said to yearn for that kind of life.
Straight to the heart.,Forget it.,I don't want to.,Anyway, I feel like the boss shouldn't pit me.。
Yang Zhu sneered in his heart on the side, hum, dare to offend your boss unintentionally??
Ignorant little white rabbit, get ready to accept the beating of life......