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Anyway, she said she was going to sit down and think about what to do now, because, so far, so far, we're going well, and she doesn't want to go wrong with these monsters!

Seven or eight of the biggest of them jumped into the water and pushed our boat ashore!

Major Ugly was still sitting there, when suddenly someone knocked on the iron door of the space capsule!

We looked at each other, and Major Ugly said, "No one is allowed to move!"

I said, "If you don't let them in, maybe they'll be angry!"

"Don't make a sound," she said, "maybe they'll think there's no one in there and walk away!"

So we waited, but after a long time, someone knocked on the iron door of the space capsule again!

I said, "It is not rude to have an iron gate!"

The ugly major gritted his teeth and said to me, "Shut your stupid mouth - you don't see that these people are dangerous?"

Suddenly, the orangutan walked over and opened the iron door of the cabin!

Outside the iron gate stood the tallest black man I had ever seen!

He has a bone needle stuck in his nose, wears a grass skirt, holds a long thatch, hangs a lot of dates around his neck, and wears a "cape" wig!

This guy found the orangutan standing inside the iron gate staring at him!

Seems to have been taken aback!

In fact, he was so frightened that he fainted to death!

Major Ugly and I peeked out of the window again, and when the other men saw the big guy fall to the ground, they immediately fled to the bushes and hid - I guess they were waiting to see what else would happen!

The ugly major said, "Don't move—don't make any move!"

However, the orangutan grabs one of the bottles in the cabin, jumps to the ground, and pours the water from the bottle in the big guy's face to revive him!

Suddenly, the big guy stood up with a bone, and kept grunting, coughing, spitting!

He woke up, but the bottle in which the orangutan poured water on his face was the one I used to poop, and then the big guy recognized the orangutan again, and she immediately raised her hands and knelt on the ground, kowtowing like an Arab!

At this moment, the other natives came out of the bushes, moving slowly, as if frightened, with eyes as big as saucers, and ready to throw spears!

The big guy on the ground stopped kowtowing, and the light began to turn white, and as soon as he saw the other natives, he immediately scolded something, so they put down their spears and walked over to gather around the spaceship!

"They look friendly," said Major Ugly!

"I think we'd better go out and identify ourselves! Space Agency's entry will pick us up at any time!"

As it turned out, this sentence was the most I had ever heard in my life - unprecedented!

Anyway, Major Ugly and I stepped out of the spaceship, and all the natives immediately let out a "woo, ah!"

The big guy on the ground looked up at us in great confusion, but he quickly stood up and said, "Ha-I'm a good man! Who are you?"

He also stretched out his hand!

I shook his hand, but Major Chou explained who we were, saying that we were "members of the Paradise Nation Space Agency's Multiorbital Space Flight Training Program!"

The big guy stood there staring at us as if we were space visitors, and I said, "We are from Heaven!"

Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he said, "You can see it! Heaven Country! It's so good—it's true!"

"Do you speak your native language?" asked Major Ugly!

"Oh,," he said, "I've been to the kingdom of heaven! During the Great War, I was recruited by the Strategic Operations Agency to learn my native language, and then sent back here to organize our people to fight guerrilla warfare against the orcs!"

The orangutan listened with his eyes wide and bright!

Still, I think it's a little funny - there's a big savage in a place where birds don't!

So I said, "Where did you study?"

"Ah, I read this, man," he said, "poof, puff, learn some!"

As soon as he said "poof, puff", all the natives began to sing "puff, puff", and the drums began to beat again until the big black man waved his hand and ordered them to silence!

"My name is Wasp," he said, "and that's what they call me here anyway! My real name is awkward! Welcome to the city! Would you like a coffee?"

I looked at Major Ugly, and she was almost dumb, so I said, "Yes, yes!"

Only then did Major Ugly regain his ability to speak, and said in a somewhat high-pitched voice, "Do you have a phone that you can let us borrow?"

Bumblebee seemed a little upset, and with a wave of his hand, the drums began again, and we were sent into the jungle with a "poof!"

They had a little village in the middle of the jungle, and they built some grass huts and other things, just like in the movie, and Bumblebee's grass hut was a magnificent one, and he set up a chair in front of the house, like a throne, and four or five naked women!

He told them to get us some tea, and then pointed to two big rocks and asked Major Ugly and I to sit down!

The orangutan kept holding my hand and following us, and the hornet motioned for him to sit on the ground!

"This big monkey is not bad!" said the wasp, "where did you get it?"

"It works for NASA!" said Major Ugly, who seemed to think we weren't in a good position!

"Really?" said Bumblebee, "it gets a paycheck?",

"I think it wants to eat apples!" I said!

Bumblebee confessed something, and an indigenous woman took an apple and gave it to the orangutan!

"What a faux pas," said Bumblebee, "I haven't asked the names of the two yet!"

"Cuckoo, Ugly Major, Heaven Nation Air Force! I can only tell you so much!"

"Oh, dear lady," said Bumblebee, "you are not a prisoner with us! We are just poor backward tribes! Some say that we are not much better than the Stone Age! We have no intention of harming you!"

"Before I call, I have nothing else to say!" said Major Ugly!

"All right!" said Bumblebee, "what about you, young man?"

"My name is Zhou Bo!" I told him!

"Really," he said!

"Hmm!" I said!

"That's interesting! I said! Zhou Bo, where did you study?"

I was about to say that I had been to a university for a while, but on second thought, I decided that it would be better to be on the safe side, so I said that I had gone to a gifted university, and that was not entirely a lie!

"Ah--genius-red school flag," said Bumblebee, "well--I know everything about it! The teacher-student relationship is very good-even if they can't get in here," he laughed! "Honestly, you're a bit of a genius in this regard!" he said!

Somehow, I thought something was coming!

The Brain Idiot Family, as well as Ben Ben and Papa Bear, walked out of the cloud car and entered a room, the light in the room was extremely bright, and the white swaying pierced their eyes, stinging their eyes, and they all squinted and stopped!

Ms. Long handed everyone a pair of dark glasses and said, "Put them on! Don't take them off whatever you do here! The light here can blind your eyes!"

As soon as I put on my black glasses, I immediately felt very comfortable and could look around me!

What she saw was a long, narrow room, the walls were white, even the floor was white, and it was spotless!

Huge lamps hung from the ceiling and illuminated the room, giving it a bright blue and white glow!

The room was empty, except for something at the far end, and at one end of the room was a huge camera on wheels, around which a large group of elf mini-figures were busy working, refueling the connections, adjusting its regulators, and polishing the huge lens!

The elven mini-men were dressed in a very strange way! they were dressed in bright red spacesuits, helmets and goggles - at least the costumes looked like spacesuits - and they worked silently, staring at them awkwardly, experiencing a strange sense of danger!

There is some kind of danger hanging over the whole thing, and it seems that these elf mini-people also understand that there is danger!

Unable to hear them chattering or singing, they were dressed in red spacesuits, slowly but carefully busily busily around the giant beige camera!

At the other end of the room, about twenty meters away from the camera, an elf mini-figure also wearing a spacesuit was sitting at a dark table, staring at the screen of a very large computer on the table!

"We're here!" shouted Ms. Long, dancing excitedly, "this is the computer room, with my newest and greatest creation, computer cheese!"

"What is computer cheese?" Brain idiot asks!

"Oh my God, kid, don't interrupt me!" said Lady Long, "this cheese is delivered by computer! I don't like computers, I think a little look is enough, but children are not satisfied with a little look, they like to sit there all day and keep their eyes on the screen—"

"That's what I am!" said the brain idiot!

"Shut up!" said the brain idiot's mother!

"Thank you," said Ms. Long, "and now let me tell you how my computer works, that's amazing!"

But first, do you know how a normal computer works?

It's very simple, at one end, shoot the next picture, as long as you have a big computer camera, start shooting!

The footage breaks down into countless tiny, tiny particles that are indiscernible to the naked eye, which are emitted into the air through an electric charge, and they fly around in the air until they suddenly hit an antenna on someone's roof.

At this time, they quickly descended along the antenna and into the back of the computer, and they danced gently behind the computer, until finally so many fine particles were in place, and in the blink of an eye, all right!

"Not exactly. Said the brain idiot!

"My left ear is a little behind my ear," said Lady Long, "and I beg my pardon if I didn't hear you!"

"I said, exactly, that's not how computers work!" shouted the brain idiot in a loud voice!

"You're such a clever boy," said Ms. Long, "but you're talking too much! Listen! The first time I saw an ordinary computer, a wonderful idea flashed through my mind!

'Look!' I shouted, 'if people can break up a picture into countless tiny particles, send them into the air, and then put those little particles back together at the other end, why can't I do the same with a piece of cheese?'

Why can't I break all the cheese down into countless tiny particles, shoot them into the air, and then put them together on the other end for people to enjoy?"

"It's impossible!" said the brain idiot!

"Do you think so?" "All right, look here!" exclaimed, "Well, look here! I'll take one of my best pieces of cheese from one end of the room and deliver it to the other end of the room, and I'll get it on the computer!"

Immediately came six elven mini-figures, carrying on their shoulders a huge piece of cheese, which Clumsy had never seen before, and which was about the same size as the mattress she slept on at home!

"The cheese has to be big," Ms. Long explained, "because whenever you send something through your computer, it's always smaller when it appears on the screen than when it is fired!"

Let's talk about a normal computer, you shoot the next big woman, and when she shows up on your computer screen, she's only as tall as a pencil, isn't it?

Alright, let's get started!

Ready!No, no!Stop!Wait a minute!Brain idiot, brain idiot, stand back! You're too close to that camera!

There's dangerous radiation coming out there! It can break you down into countless tiny particles in a second!

That's why those elf miniature people wear spacesuits!

Okay! That's it! Ready! Open!"

An elf mini-man grabbed a large switch and flipped it downward!

A dazzling flash of light!

"That piece of cheese is gone!" shouted Papa Bear waving his arms.

She's right! Then a chunk of cheese disappeared in the air!

"It's following its trajectory!" cried Lady Dragon, "it's broken down into countless tiny particles flying over our heads!

She rushed to the other end of the room, where the big computer was located, and the rest of the group ran after her.

"Look at the screen," she exclaimed, "and voila, it's coming!"

The screen flickered a few times, lit up, and suddenly, a small piece of cheese appeared right in the middle of the screen!

"Take it!" shouted Lady Long, who became more and more excited!

"How do you go about getting it?" The brain idiot asked, laughing, "That's just a picture on a computer screen!"

"Stupid!" cried the dragon lady, "go get it! reach out and grab it!"

Clumsy reached out and touched the screen, and suddenly, unbelievably, the piece of cheese landed between her fingers, and she was so surprised that she almost let it fall to the ground!

"Eat it!" exclaimed the dragon lady, "eat it! it tastes great! it's the piece of cheese! it's just getting smaller in the teleportation process!"

"It's amazing, it's unimaginable!" stammered Papa Bear, "this-this-this is a miracle!"

"Think about it," Ms. Long exclaimed, "what it will be like when I start using this camera across the country?"

You're sitting at home looking at your computer, and suddenly an ad appears on the screen, and a voice says, 'Please eat Zhoubo cheese! That's the best cheese in the world! If you don't believe it, please try it!"

So you just have to reach out and get it, and you'll have a piece of cheese!

"Wonderful!" shouted Papa Bear, "this will change the world!"

Jungle World!

In the evening, Bumblebee ordered two men and women to take us to the place where we lived!

It was a thatched hut, with a dirt floor and a low iron door, reminiscent of the hut where the prince went! )