Major Ugly looked at me and shook his head!' "Yes, sir," she said, "but as long as the animal is with me in the cabin, I'll tie it up!"

Only two words came back from the ground control center:

"Received!"

In fact, once you get used to it, it's a lot of fun in outer space!

We don't have gravity, so we can float around in the capsule, and the scenery is amazing - the moon, the sun, the earth, and the stars!

I don't know where the cuckoo is on the planet and what it is doing!

We went round and round around the earth!

The change of day and night every hour or so makes one see things differently!

I mean, I'm in space right now, but what happens when I go back -- or should I say, if I go back?

To do my seahorse business, to find cuckoos, to participate in the "Dire" performance, to solve my mother's slum house?

Major Ugly tries to close her eyes and take a nap as much as possible, but as long as she doesn't sleep, she is there to annoy people!

Complaining about getting the orangutan wrong, criticizing the people in the ground control center for being stupid, finding fault with not having a place to put on makeup, and criticizing me for not eating at lunch and dinner time!

Hmph, we only have sugar to eat!

I don't want to complain too much, though, they seem to be able to pick a good-looking woman, or at least not be snarky all day long!

And, let me say: that orangutan isn't the coveted companion either!

I first gave it an apple - how?

It grabs the apple and peels it, but then puts it down again!

The apple immediately floated all over the capsule and I had to grab it!

When I handed the apple to him, it actually lifted it into a puree and threw mud crumbs everywhere, and I had to clean it up!

Every time it ignores it, it makes a loud noise, deliberately opening and closing its teeth up and down to make a loud noise!

Finally, I took out my flute and played a little song - it seemed to be "The Song of the Mystery Garden"!

The orangutans are getting quieter!

So, I made some more tunes, and the orangutan lay down and looked at me, as peaceful as a little baby!

I forgot that there was a TV in the capsule, and it turned out that the ground control center received everything!

When I woke up on the morning of the third day, someone took a newspaper and held it up in front of the video fax machine in the control center for us to read!

The title reads: "Brain-dead plays space music to appease the orangutans!"

I'm going to have to give this kind of!

All in all, the situation is quite smooth!

However, I've noticed that the orangutan looks weird at the ugly major!

Every time she approached it, the orangutan would get a little agitated and stretch out its claws as if to grab her or something!

She'd scold it—one—"Don't touch me, you disgusting brute!

But what are the orangutans up to!

At least I can see that!

It didn't take long for me to understand what the idea was!

"Get up, get up!" exclaimed Ms. Long, laughing out loud!

As they were staggering to their feet, the cloud cart changed direction again, made a sharp turn, and they fell again!

"Help!" exclaimed the brain-idiot mom!

"Hold my hand, ma'am," said Lady Long courteously, "here you go! Hold on to this strap! Everyone hold on to a strap, the trip is not over yet!"

Papa Bear staggered to his feet and grabbed a strap! Clumsy wasn't tall enough to grab the strap, so she hugged Papa Bear's leg tightly and clung to him!

The cloud car is like a rocket!

Now it began to rise again, and it rose rapidly and diagonally, as if it were climbing up a very steep mountain! Suddenly, it seemed to climb to the top, and over a cliff, and then it rolled down like a rock, and felt that its stomach was suddenly rising to its throat.

Papa Bear shouted, "Wow, let's go!"

The brain idiot's mother yelled, "The rope is broken!

Ms. Long said, "Calm down, dear lady!"

At the same time, he patted her arm comfortingly!

Papa Bear looked down at Stupid, who was standing tightly on his lap, and said, "Are you alright, Stupid?"

Clumsy said loudly, "I like this! It's like riding a sled!"

As they rushed downward, they saw some wonderful scenes flashing through the crystal wall of the cloud car:

A tall, steep mountain, the whole mountain is full of cream cheese, and there are many elf mini-people on it, all of whom have ropes tied to them for safety, and are chopping large chunks of cream cheese on the wall of this mountain-

A hot caramel pool, steaming with steam-

A village of elven mini-people, small houses and streets, and hundreds of elven mini-human children who are less than four decimeters tall are playing in the streets.

At this moment the cloud cart began to move flat, but it seemed to be faster, and as it rushed forward, the clumsy could hear the whirring of the wind—the cloud cart spun—turned—went up—and went down—

"I'm going to vomit!" the brain idiot's mother screamed, her face turning blue.

"Please don't vomit. Ms. Long said!

"Help me stop!" said the brain-idiot mother!

"You'd better hold on to this," said Lady Long, as she took her wonderfully beige big conical hat from her head, bottom-up, and handed it to the brain-idiot mother's mouth!

"Stop this horrible thing!" ordered the brain-idiot mother.

"No," said Ms. Long, "I won't stop until I get there! I just hope no one is using another cloud cart at this point!"

"Another cloud car that is traveling opposite this cloud car on the same track. Ms. Long said!

"Oh my God!" exclaimed the brain-idiot mother, "you're saying we could have a collision?"

"I've been lucky so far. Ms. Long said!

"I'm going to faint!" the brain idiot's mother screamed.

"No, no!" said the dragon lady, "not now! We're almost there! Don't stain my hat!"

Immediately after, a sharp brake sound was heard, and the cloud car began to slow down, and then stopped!

"It's scary!" said the brain-idiot mother, wiping her sweaty face with a handkerchief!

"Don't ride this kind of cloud car again!" said the brain-idiot mother breathlessly.

At this moment, the door of the cloud car slid open, and Ms. Long said, "Wait a minute!

There's something very dangerous here, please don't touch it!"

At that time, I went to the back of that small partition to defecate with a bottle, and suddenly I heard a commotion!

I poked my head out of the partition, and it turned out that the orangutan had somehow grabbed Major Ugly, and the claws reached into her space suit!

She shouted again and tapped the orangutan on the head with a radiophone!

That's when I realized what the problem was!

We've been in space for almost three days, and the orangutans have been strapped to their seats, looking for a chance to poop or something!

Of course I remember what it was like!

It must be so swollen that it's about to explode!

Anyway, I went over and pulled it away from Major Ugly, and she's still yelling at it and calling it "filthy beast" or something!

After she got out, she immediately walked to the front cockpit and buried her head in crying!

I untie the orangutan and take it behind the partition!

I found an empty bottle to pee on, but when it finished peeing, it threw the bottle onto a lantern board, and the bottle shattered into pieces, and the urine started floating around the spaceship!

I thought to myself, whatever, but just as I was about to lead the orangutan back to its seat, I saw a large cloud of urine drifting towards the ugly major!

It looked like it was going to hit her in the back of the head, so I let go of the orangutans and tried to use the net they used to catch floaters for us to pull away the ball of pee!

But I was just about to catch the ball of when Major Ugly sat up straight, turned his head, and the ball of urine hit her face!

She roared again, and at the same time, the orangutan actually ran to the side and lowered the wires on the control board!

The ugly major screamed, "Stop it! stop it!"

But before he could come to his senses, Mars and things were already flying around in the capsule, and the orangutans were jumping up and down and pulling things!

A voice over the radio asked, "What's going on up there?"

However, it was too late!

The spaceship flipped and shook at 360 degrees, and I, the orangutan, and Major Ugly were tossed around like buoys!

I can't grasp anything, I can't turn anything off, I can't stand and I can't sit still!

The voice of the ground control center came over the radio again, saying: "We noticed that the spacecraft has a slight instability! Zhou Bo, can you manually input Formula S into the starboard computer?"

Damn - he must be joking!

I'm going around here in circles like a leaf, and there's a wild monkey messing around here! The Ugly Major howls so loud that I can't hear anything, I can't even think, but the gist of her roar seems like we're going to crash!

I barely looked out the window, and indeed, it wasn't good!

The Earth is rushing towards us!

I managed to move to the starboard computer, grabbed the control board with one hand, and entered the Equation S into the computer with the other!

The program was designed to land the spacecraft in the Atlantic Ocean in case something went wrong, and we were in trouble!

Major Ugly and the orangutan desperately clung to the fixture, but the Major yelled, "What are you doing over there?"

After I told her, she said, "No need, you idiot -- we've already passed through the Atlantic! When we get around again, try to see if you can let us land in the Nantong Sky!"

Believe it or not, it doesn't take much time to travel around the world on a spaceship!

Major Chou Chou has grabbed the wireless telephone and shouted at the ground control center that we are about to land or crash in the Nantong sky, and ask them to come and pick us up as soon as possible!

I'm slamming the button like a madman, but the big earth is approaching!

We flew over the rainforest-like ground, and then we saw an ocean again, with the South Pole on our left and the Tianjiao Kingdom in front of us!

Then, the whole capsule became hot, there was a strange sound outside the cabin, and the hull began to hiss and shake, and the earth was already looming, and the ugly major yelled at me: "Pull the pole and release the parachute!"

But I was stuck in my seat and couldn't move, and she was clinging to the ceiling of the capsule, so it looked like we were done, because we were hurtling for about 10,000 kilometers per hour, straight into a large green area in the ocean!

Crashing into land at this rate, we probably won't have a single bone left!

But at this moment, suddenly something made a "wave" sound, and at the same time the spacecraft slowed down!

When I looked, oh my god, it was the orangutan who pulled the parachute pole and saved our lives!

I told myself right now, when all the crisis passed, I must feed it an apple!

Anyway, the spaceship was rocking back and forth under the parachute, and it looked like we were going to hit the green – obviously not so good, because we should have to fall into the water and wait for the ship to pick us up!

But from the moment we stepped into this novel machine, nothing went smoothly, so why hope for that now?

Major Chou Chou said to the ground control center by radio: "We are about to land on a piece of land in the northern ocean of Tianjiao, however, I am not sure where we are!"

After a few seconds, a voice came back: "Since you're not sure where you are, why don't you look out the window, stupid girl?"

We're very close to Earth and the spaceship is still rocking under the parachute!

Below us was a jungle and mountains, and there was nothing but a small brown looking lake!

The three of us - me, the orangutan and Major Ugly - all looked down with our noses against the window, and suddenly Major Ugly shouted, "God! this is the damn New World, those weird guys on the ground must be praying or something!"

The orangutan and I scrambled to look down, and sure enough, there were about a thousand natives looking up at us next to the lake, all holding their arms up at us!

They wore little straw skirts, their hair was flying, and some were carrying shields and spears!

"Damn," I said, "what ritual did you say?"

"Prayer ritual," said Major Ugly, "during the Fifth War, we used to throw bags of candy and the like to these jungle natives lest they turn against them, and they never forgot it! They thought it was God or something, and they waited for us to go back ever since! They even built rough runways and so on -- did you see those things down there? They marked the landing zone with big round white stakes!"

"I think those things are like a big casserole," I said!

"Well, it's kind of like," said Major Ugly curiously!

"Aren't the Devourers from this area?" I asked!

"I think we'll find out soon," she said!

The spacecraft swayed gently towards the lake, and just before we were about to fall into the water, they began to beat the drum and squirm up and down with their mouths!

We can't hear anything inside the capsule, however, the imagination is very active!

The landing is not bad!

First the water splashed, then a few flicks, and we were back on Earth!

There was silence all around, and I peeked out the window with the orangutan and Major Ugly!

About ten meters away on the shore, a whole army of taxis stood there looking at us!

They looked fierce, but they were the best imaginary—frowning, leaning in to see what we were!

Major Ugly says that the reason for their upset may be that we didn't throw anything at them from the spaceship! )