The god-like "March for Rice", sung throughout, everything seems to be reasonable, when the tune comes to this natural conversion to other tunes, and unexpectedly, it seems to be sung randomly, in fact, every sentence has been carefully and skillfully arranged, every sentence is almost a divine turn, amusing the undead and not stopping.

And this is just a prelude, after the "March for Rice 2.5" is sung, continue to "March for Rice 3.5" to pick up!

In the burst of laughter at the scene, after a short funny and cute interlude, the farmer uncle who shouted "change rice" pushed his bicycle "passing by" again, and then,

"Love when you die~!"

"After that, you won't come back!"

"I exist in your existence~!"

......

Either don't show it, if you want to show it, show it until you fly, and keep walking!

No one will doubt that some of the lyrics are just randomly created by Su Luo to connect the songs?

Although I can't imagine how Su Luo did it, how many songs can he compose in a day? Su Luo's talent is a mystery that cannot be solved, who can know except himself, it is estimated that he can't be studied by slicing and studying, and the word genius is light on him, it can only be said that he is not a human, he is a demon!

But everyone believes that just one lyric means that there is a complete new song, because this scene is familiar.

Do you remember the classical piano skewers in Sulo am Rhein and Adelaide? At that time, many people didn't believe a few pieces in a paragraph, and what was the result?

After really filling in the pit and completing the fragments, break through everyone's imagination, waltzes, concertos, symphonies, marches, fantasias, serenades, sonatas, variations, minuets and ...... All-encompassing, a symphony can be dragged out of a few notes in the skewer song, a set of suites can be pulled, and the mountains are looking up, making the entire classical music industry tremble more than three times!

What you see in front of you is just that classical pure music has been replaced by popular pop songs, maybe you can't say that, popular pop is too one-sided, because this skewer is all-encompassing, classical, bel canto, rock, folk songs, red songs, children's songs...... The whole nine yards.

So, do you still need to talk about the rules of that welfare event? Guess how many songs there are!

Not even the prizes, last time I gave "Lovely Classical Piano Songs", this time it's not the full version of the skewered song, I eat three pounds!

The audience who knew it afterwards was still laughing and couldn't stop, and the audience who had the foresight had already started to count!

It's just, how can it be so easy, it's all told in advance that it's hell level, you know, most of the songs are unheard of by people here, once there are two songs that have not been heard but are extremely similar to each other in a sentence, the audience will be dumbfounded, if you sing another song with the accompaniment of one song, you will be directly confused, and the song is repeated, and more importantly, you can't help laughing!

It's basically like this,

"Sixty songs! Wait, was that one or two?"

I hesitated for a moment, and the next sentence came again,

"The campus is lined with large roads. ”

"Little cabbage!"

"There was a row of young aspens. ”

"The ground is yellow!"

"In the morning you are clothed in the rainbow. ”

"Two or three years old!"

"In the evening you kiss the sunset. ”

"No mother!"

Burst~!

Hey, how many have I counted?

"No matter, let's start counting 65!"

“65、66、67......”

But always at this time,

"I always hear sailors say when I am being bullied!"

"Oh, forget it, just forget about it!"

Poof~hahahaha~!

Forget it after God meows to be bullied.,Just forget about it.,Meow a mick is the sailor who persuaded you to bully you!

Belch?

How many songs did I just count?

As soon as I came back to my senses, I didn't know how many songs I sang during the live broadcast......

Go far, GG!

Flip the table!

"Lao Tzu doesn't count,"

......

On Weibo,

"You've counted the first songs, I just broke off in a big river!"

"If you insisted on going to "My Motherland", I would have broken it a long time ago!"

"Oh, this pit is too good at cheating people!"

"Don't play, don't play!"

"I'll just enter a random number and fill it in in a while!"

"Don't give up, brothers, unite, it's 23 songs to a big river, although I also broke it, but I started counting from "Defending the Yellow River", and I will integrate the information in a while, proper!"

"Proper wool, now I can type here, and I still type so many words, it is definitely broken ten thousand times, or I haven't counted it at all!"

"Hahahaha!"

Lots of fun!

On stage,

I really can't stop!

The 3.5 version is finished, then the 4.0 version, it's a short interlude, and the rice farmer uncle is here again,

"Beat the drums, beat the gongs, and push the cart to make the delivery!"

"Wildflowers on the side of the road, don't pick them~!"

"Poof~haha!"

......

"Who will defend the Motherland, who will defend the home, who will defend the home?"

"It's you, it's you, it's you who dreamed of you!"

"Oh~~!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The climax is repeated, the laughter continues, it's not as simple as laughing out of tears, it's tears that have to be laughed dry!

"Sister, how many songs have you counted?"

"Come on, give up, it doesn't matter how many songs he has, huh? The sea can dry rocks, the sky can rot, the sky can collapse, and the ground can crack, let's say goodbye to singles? hahahahaha!"

......

No one wants to count anymore, because they can't be counted at all, so it's better to listen to the song and have fun!

This song was originally used to be funny, and it was brought out at the Spring Festival Gala to make the audience happy for the New Year, and also to let the members who have been working hard behind the scenes to contribute silently show their faces in front of the people of the whole country and show off in front of their families, but here, it is destined to scare many people stupidly!

"Su Luo is eating fruit and showing off his muscles, is this the essence of DreamWorks?"

Speaking of which, how long has DreamWorks been established, where can we say what the background is, but what you see in front of you is not only the foundation, it is simply ...... Undescribeable!

The CEO of an entertainment company was dumbfounded, thinking about the singers who were waiting to be fed under his umbrella, and he had to work hard to get a good song, and then looked at this side and threw it out casually......

A certain star singer burst into tears: "Monster, dead pervert, singing for 30 seconds is enough for me to release two albums, one sentence and one song, you are all singing for 15 minutes, right?"

I think that the little anchor who attracted public anger as soon as he came out and made the gods and ghosts in the circle hate and disgusted at the beginning, is now an absolute boss who looks down on the world and is proud of the others.

I'm afraid that after this skewer show, this once recognized public enemy of the entertainment industry, the threshold of his home will be trampled by singers who come to the door to ask for songs......

Looking back now, I suddenly realize that it was really not called pretending to be forced and low-key, and it was ignorance that limited our imagination......

The songs are still continuing, the "army of pit goods" one after another, the songs one after another, it is really a rhythm that is not finished singing, and now the audience only has one focus left, that is,

"I'll see when Ni Meng can finish singing!"

Five minutes later,

"And yes!"

"Oh my God, I can't take it anymore!"

"A word lyrics is a big pit, endless, endless!"

"Crazy, crazy, I'm going to be crazy by the pit master, what to change the rice march, it's basically a big pit march!"

"Didn't people tell you, didn't you see that they were all wearing 'pit' clothes?"

"Hahahaha!!"

......

Ten minutes later,

"It's time to finish, right?"

"It's not over yet, they're still going on!"

"Oh my God, how many songs are hidden in the Dream Library!"

"I've already laid down, this big pit is a rhythm that I can't be afraid of for a lifetime!"

......

Fifteen minutes later,

“GG！”

“GG！”

“GG！”

The audience burst into tears and knelt down!

"You don't really want to sing all night, do you?"

"The pit master's favorite thing to say on stage before, do you really want me to continue? I can sing all night!

This is not just singing all night, he can do skewers and sing all night!"

"Oh my God, my earth, sister fairy, come and take this demon!"

......