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He looked back at me from time to time, and I flapped my arms again! About another hour later, he stopped, and I looked out the window, and damn it, he actually drove me to the airport!
Well, by this point, it's getting late, I haven't eaten dinner or anything, I'm so hungry, so I asked the driver to let me out when I passed a restaurant!
I handed him a stack of renminbi they gave me, and he gave me some, and drove away!
I walked into the restaurant and sat down, and it was like the moon!
The lady came over and looked at me with a funny look in her eyes, and handed me a menu, but it was written in Runiwen, and after a long time, I simply pointed to four or five different things, thinking that there was always one to eat!
Honestly, those dishes were delicious! When I was done, I paid the bill and walked out into the street to get my way back to the restaurant, but it took me about a few hours before they took me away!
The next thing I knew was that I was in prison!
Ms. Long led the group to the side of a huge machine that stood in the middle of this room!
This gleaming machine towers above the children and their parents like a mountain of metal!
Hundreds of slender crystal tubes stretched out from the machine, and the lower part of these swirling crystal tubes was joined together, and at the bottom was a round basin as big as a bathtub!
"Come here!" Ms. Long shouted, and as she spoke, she pressed the three buttons on the side of the machine, and a huge rumbling sound immediately came from the machine, and the whole machine shook violently and frighteningly, and the water vapor sizzled out, and the fog was filled, and the visitors suddenly saw that there were things running in the many fine crystal tubes, which sprayed out of the pipes and flowed into the huge round basin below!
The colors of the things flowing in each crystal tube are different, from the colors of the rainbow to many, many other colors, and these things splash in the pot, which is so beautiful!
When the basin was almost full, Ms. Long pressed another button, and the running thing disappeared immediately, replaced by a hissing sound, and then there was an astonishing hissing sound in the large bowl, and with this sound, all the different colored liquids were mixed together, and became almost like orange juice in a cone!
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The mixed liquid began to bubble again! The foam became more and more, and the color changed from blue to white, to green, to brown, to yellow, and finally to blue again.
"Look!" said Lady Long!
The machine clicked, the hissing stopped, and then there was a sucking sound, and after a while, all the blue bubbling mixed liquid in the large basin was sucked into the machine.
There was a moment of silence, followed by several strange rumblings.
There was another moment of silence, and suddenly, the machine made an astonishing noise, and at the same time slammed out a small drawer, and in the drawer lay a very small thing, this thing was very thin, white, and looked like a small strip of white cardboard, and everyone thought that something must have gone wrong.
The children and their parents were stunned to see this white cardboard lying in a drawer!
"Is that all?" The brain idiot asked in disgust!
"Yes, that's all," Ms. Long replied, staring proudly at the achievement!
"Don't you know what it is?"
There was silence for a while! The glutton, the stupid girl who always chewed gum, suddenly screamed in excitement!
"Oh my God, it's gum!" she screamed, "it's a piece of gum!"
"You're absolutely right!" said Lady Long, slapping the gluttonous man on the back, "it's a piece of chewing gum! the most amazing, the most legendary, and the most sensational chewing gum in the world!"
There was a tall man from the Kingdom of God, and he asked me all kinds of questions and invited me to smoke, just like the plot of an old movie!
It was not until the next afternoon that they finally got me out, and Mr. Mouse came to the cell and negotiated for about an hour before they released me!
Mr. Mouse jumped to his feet in anger!
"Do you understand, Zhou Bo, they think you're a spy?" he said, "Do you know how much damage this will do to our overall efforts? Are you crazy?"
I was about to say to him, "No, I'm just a brain-dead,"
But think about it!
Anyway, after that incident, Mr. Mouse bought a big balloon from a street stall and tied it to the buttons of my shirt so that he could know where I was "at all times"!
And, ever since, he's pinned a note under my dress stating who I am and where I live!
Our table tennis tournament is coming to an end, and I can't count who wins or loses! Now I'm a national hero of the Kingdom of God and something like that!
"Zhou Bo," said Mr. Mouse, "your stupidity seems to have turned into Xiang You! I have received a report! The envoy of the Kingdom of God is willing to start discussing the possibility of reopening diplomatic relations with us! Also, the people of the Kingdom of God want to hold a grand parade for you in the center of the Divine Palace, so I expect you to behave appropriately!"
The parade took place three days later and it was truly spectacular!
There were about 30,000 people from the Kingdom of the Gods on both sides of the street, and they all waved and bowed as I passed!
The parade is scheduled to end at the Great Hall of the People, which is considered the Capitol of God's country, and I will be personally received by the President!
When I got there, the priest was clean and glad to see me!
They had set up a large table for lunch, and I was seated next to the priest!
Halfway through lunch, he came to me and said, "I heard that you fought in the war! What do you think about the war?"
One of the translators translated his words to me, and thought for a while, but I thought to myself, if he didn't want to know, he wouldn't ask, so I said, "I think it's a cow dung war!"
The interpreter relayed it to him, and the priest looked at me with a look of astonishment on his face, but then his eyes lit up, he smiled widely, shook hands with me, and the person next to him hurriedly filmed this scene, and later it was published in the Heavenly Kingdom newspaper!
But before that, I never told anyone what I said to make him laugh so much!
On the day of departure, we walked out of the hotel, and a large group of people outside cheered and applauded, watching us!
I looked back and there was a little boy in the crowd who was carrying a little boy on her shoulder, and I could tell that he was a pure brain-dead - goose-eyed, tongue hanging outside, drooling, babbling, just like their brain-dead appearance!
Uh, I can't help it! Mr. Mouse had ordered us not to come into contact with anyone in the Kingdom of God without his permission, but I walked over anyway!
I had two ping-pong balls in my pocket, I took out a ball, took a pen and drew my logo "two" on the ball, and gave the ball to the little boy!
He immediately put it in his mouth, but, when the problem was settled, he reached out and grabbed my finger! Then he laughed—a big grin—and all of a sudden, I saw his mother with tears in her eyes, and she was chattering, and our interpreter told me that it was the first time in his life that the little one had laughed!
There are things I can tell her, I think, but we don't have time!
Anyway, I started and walked away, and the little boy threw a ping-pong ball, which just hit the back of my head, and I was so lucky!
Someone should have taken a picture at that moment, and it turned out, of course, in the newspaper!
"The children of the Kingdom of God show their hatred for the capitalists of the Kingdom of Heaven," reads the caption!
Then again, Mr. Mouse came and pulled me away, and before I knew what was going on, we were already on the plane!
Mr. Mouse was sitting next to me, and the plane just announced that we should not get up and fasten our seat belts!
Uh, I just turned my head to look at him after listening to him, and let out the biggest fart of my life!
That fart sounded like the sound of a chainsaw! Mr. Mouse's eyes bulged and he said, "Ahhhhh
Then clap your hands and fan the air while you hurriedly unbuckle your seat belts!
A beautiful stewardess came running to see what was going on, and Mr. Mouse was coughing and choking, and all of a sudden, I fanned the air, pinched my nose, pointed at Mr. Mouse, and yelled "Who's going to open the window!" or something like that!
Mr. Mouse, his whole face turned red, and he protested and pointed at me, but the stewardess just smiled and returned to her seat!
After he stopped stammering and waiting, Mr. Mouse adjusted his collar and said to me in a suppressed voice, "Zhou Bo, you are vulgar to the extreme!"
But I just grinned and looked straight ahead!
When I returned home, they said they wanted me to leave the army early!
After a day or so, I was discharged from the army! They gave me a diǎn of money for the trip home, and I had a diǎn of my own! Now I have to decide what to do in the future!
I knew I should go home to visit my mom because she is now living in a slum house and so on!
I thought I should start a seahorse breeding business and start making a name for myself in life, but in my heart I always thought about the cuckoo in the genius university!
I took the bus to the train station, and along the way I thought hard about what to do! But when it was time to buy the ticket, I told the conductor that I was going to Fat Cow Town!
Sometimes you can't let the right things get in your way!
"This chewing gum," Ms. Long continued,
"It's my newest and most amazing and fascinating creation!
That's chewing gum that you can eat as a meal!
It's, it's, it's that little gum stick in the drawer, it's a full meal with three dishes!"
"What kind of gibberish is this?" A father said!
"Dear Madam," said Ms. Long aloud, "when I first start selling this chewing gum in the store, a radical change will take place as soon as I get it!"
No more kitchen and cooking!
No more buying any food!
Don't buy meat and don't buy vegetables!
You don't need a knife or fork to eat!
I don't even want a plate!
Don't scrub the dishes!
No food waste!
A qiē has become organized!
One of Zhou Bo's wonderful chewing gum is enough to replace this qiē - it will satisfy your breakfast, lunch and dinner needs!
The gum I just made is tomato soup, roast beef, berry tart, but you can eat almost anything you want from this gum!"
"What does that mean? Can it be turned into tomato soup, roast beef, and berry tart?" asked the glutton!
'If you're going to chew on it,' said Lady Dragon, 'you'll get the same things you can eat in a good meal!'
It's absolutely amazing!
In fact, you can feel the food going straight through your throat and into your stomach!
You can fully enjoy its deliciousness!
It will make you well-fed, satisfied and comfortable!
It's amazing!'
"It's absolutely impossible," Peacock Bai said!
'As long as it's gum,' cried the glutton, "as long as it's a piece of gum, I can chew it, it looks like it's made for me!"
She immediately took out her piece of chewing gum, which set a world record, glued it behind her left ear, and said, "Come on, Ms. Long, give me your magical gum, and let's see if it's really that amazing!"
"Ah, glutton," said her mother's glutton's mother, "don't do anything stupid, glutton!"
"I want this piece of gum!" said the gluttonous stubbornly, "what's so stupid about this?"
"I wish you didn't eat it," Lady Long gently admonished, "you see, I haven't fully prepared it yet!
'Bah, to hell!'" said the glutton!
Suddenly, Ms. Long didn't have time to stop her, only to see her quickly stretch out a chubby hand, grab the sticky piece of chewing gum from the small drawer, and stuff it into her mouth!
Her large, well-trained cheeks immediately moved like a pair of pliers!
"Don't chew!" said Ms. Long!
"Wonderful!" exclaimed the glutton, 'it's tomato soup!' it's hot, creamy, so delicious, I can feel it sliding down my throat!'
"Don't chew it!" said Lady Long, "This gum hasn't been prepared yet, and there's something wrong with it!"
'No, it's wonderful!' said the glutton, 'and it works so well! Oh my God, this soup tastes so good!'
"Spit it out!" said Ms. Long!
'The taste has changed!' cried the glutton, 'and he kept chewing and having fun!'
"The second dish is here! That's roast beef! It's very tender, juicy and delicious!
Oh my God, it tastes great, the baked walnuts are delicious, and the skin is so crispy, and it's soaked in cream!"
"Ah, how funny, glutton," said the glutton's mother, "what a clever girl you are!"
"Chew, child," said the Gluttonous Lady, "keep chewing! What a happy day for the Gluttonous Family! Our little girl was the first in the world to eat chewing gum for a meal!"
Everyone looked at the glutton, and she just stood there munching on that delicious piece of gum!
Little Ben was completely fascinated, staring intently at her two big cement lips, watching them close and chew one by one, and Papa Bear stood beside her, looking at this girl dumbfounded!
Ms. Long kept waving her hand and said, "No, no, no, no, no! It can't eat it yet! It still has some problems! You can't eat it like that!"
"Berry tarts and cream!" cried the glutton,
"Another rai is coming up! Oh my God, it's so beautiful!
It's exactly like I'm swallowing a pie! I feel like I'm munching on a berry tart full of a big spoon, it's the most delicious berry tart in the world!" )