Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 4 First Meeting

"So, how are we going to make money? Actually, I think you can definitely be popular when you go to dance, why do you continue to do supernatural live broadcasts, aren't you scared?"

Wu Gang followed behind Huang Meiling and kept talking.

Huang Meiling is accustomed to it, in the past few days, she has watched more than a dozen comedies in one go to dilute the fear of being in the haunted hospital, and after the charge is over, she plans to take Wu Gang to find the anchor who specializes in supernatural live broadcasts.

When he came to a community, Wu Gang chattered endlessly, although his mouth was dry: "Are we already poor and don't even have four yuan? I said I would have drunk a few more mouthfuls of noodle soup if I had to walk for two hours." ”

Huang Meiling said: "Shut up, aren't you afraid of getting angry?"

Wu Gang said hoarsely: "Mu has a way, in fact, don't you think there is a good chance that something will happen to us? For example, the two of us have an adventure together and then fall in love, and then become a couple, earn a lot of money, live a super happy life, and go wherever we want." Since sooner or later we have to have a little story, why don't we go and get the certificate now? ”

"Ahhhh

Huang Meiling screamed, then calmed down and said, "I finally know why you don't have a girlfriend." ”

Wu Gang was puzzled: "Why, I don't think I'm a straight man, of course it's not a central air conditioner, although I talk a lot, but, in fact, my heart likes to be quiet, and ah, is the person we are looking for reliable? Is he a man or a woman? Although I use the word him, I still want this new person to be a cute girl." ”

Huang Meiling opened her mouth for a long time and said, "Damn, you still don't want a salary, if you want it, just shut your mouth for me." ”

I thought that Wu Gang would continue to speak, but who knew that he would really close it.

Huang Meiling glanced at Wu Gang strangely, turned around and pressed the fifth-floor button on the elevator.

The elevator door opened, and a girl in Gothic outfit hugged Huang Meiling and said, "Dear, it's really an honor that you want to cooperate with me in the live broadcast of the supernatural." Come and sit in the house. ”

She seemed to ignore Wu Gang on the side, but Wu Gang also seemed to ignore her, and the two of them went their separate ways.

When I came to the Goth Woman's house, her interior decoration was not dark at all, and the choice and layout of the furniture revealed a warm atmosphere.

The goth girl glanced at Wu Gang and said, "Meiling, who is this?"

Huang Meiling smiled: "My staff, Wu Gang. ”

The goth girl laughed and said, "Ah, I didn't expect you to be the boss, not bad." ”

Then, she looked at Wu Gang carefully, turned her head and asked Huang Meiling, "Why didn't he speak?"

Huang Meiling was also puzzled and said: "I don't know about this, he hasn't stopped talking since we met, but now he has become so silent, it's really strange." ”

The goth woman stretched out five hands with black nails and said to Wu Gang: "Hello, my name is Liang Lele, and my profession is a supernatural anchor, fortunately." ”

Then Wu Gang still didn't speak, his eyes were straight, and he seemed to be in a daze.

Huang Meiling smiled embarrassedly at Liang Lele, slapped Wu Gang's leg and said, "What's the matter, it's rude, say a few words." ”

Wu Gang remained motionless, as if he had fallen into some kind of magical state.

Huang Meiling knew that Wu Gang was an alien, but he suddenly fell into this situation and had nothing to do, and he should not have stopped talking if he knew it.

"From my professional point of view, your friend should be a psychic person, maybe he is communicating with spirits now. ”

Liang Lele said mysteriously.

Huang Meiling said in her heart, this Wu Gang can be called a brother and brother to black and white impermanence, what other spirit can make him speak unintentionally?

She suddenly thought that Wu Gang said that he had always had a voice in his head and couldn't stop, so he used speech to fight.

And now Wu Gang is silent, don't you talk to the voice in your head?

Huang Meiling panicked, she relied on a woman's sixth sense, she suddenly felt that this kind of thing was very possible, after all, the only one who could stop talking was another one who was more powerful than him, Wu Gang might really be talking to the voice in his head!

Bang Bang Bang!

Huang Meiling slapped Wu Gang constantly, trying to get him back to reality, after all, he is in someone else's house now, so it's not too good after all.

Liang Lele couldn't bear it, although Huang Meiling was her friend, she still treated her employees too much.

"Wait, I'll go get a bottle of mustard. ”

Huang Meiling stopped pulling Wu Gang back to reality, and watched Liang Lele smear mustard on the tip of Wu Gang's nose.

"Ahhhh

Wu Gang let out a weird sneeze, he rubbed his nose, the spicy taste kept impacting his sense of smell, very sour.

"Have you finished eating?"

Wu Gang asked the first question, and then he looked at Liang Lele and said, "Yo, gothic beauty! Sure enough, as a male protagonist, the girls around him just have to appear in a steady stream, is this mustard? It tastes pretty good, it's really fragrant." By the way, where's the rice?"

Liang Lele opened his mouth and said, "It's only eleven o'clock now, isn't it a little early to eat?"

"It's early, but I'm a little hungry, you know, my stomach feels a lot bigger from the mustard smell just now, I think I can definitely eat like a Super Saiyan now, and I was chatting so well just now, it's rude for you to suddenly interrupt me, you know? But I'm a good person, so I forgive you for your mistakes, but in order to compensate for my loss, please make me a meal, by the way, a few more spicy dishes, perverted and spicy, I really like that taste, after all, chili pepper is a good thing for detoxification, and it is also very good for the skin, you see that the skin of the Sichuan girl is more watery, and she eats chili peppers, so please, please be sure to make me a few more spicy dishes, thank you. ”

Liang Lele and Huang Meiling looked at him in shock, how did this guy brazenly make such a request, and when did they interrupt Wu Gang's chat? Could it really be a conversation with the voice in his head. Of course, the last sentence is what Huang Meiling thought.

Liang Lele got up sluggishly and said, "That's right, I'll go cook for you to eat." Let's talk about what will be broadcast live next while eating. ”

Wu Gang smiled and said: "Thank you, as a gothic beauty, you can still cook, you look like a person with a great taste for life, no wonder the place where you live is much bigger than someone, but boss, you don't have to panic, I am making you a lot of money, and ah, when did you promise to go with me to get a certificate." ”

There was a sound of wind in the kitchen, it was the gothic beauty Liang Lele who heard the extremely shocking news and did not grasp the bowl in her hand, and grabbed the bowl with super hand speed before breaking it.

Wu Gang showed a contemptuous smile on his face: "Ha, do you want to make up the number of words, bastard." ”

Liang Lele hugged the pillow blankly and said, "What are you making up the number of words?"

This person suddenly said a super strange thing, and he always felt that he looked like a snake spirit.

Wu Gang waved his hand and said: "It's okay, I just thought of the content of a novel, and I couldn't help but say it, anyway, do we really want to do a supernatural live broadcast with Liang Lele? If it doesn't make sense, I'll let black and white impermanence catch them. ”

Huang Meiling wondered: "GreeΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β· Actually, I think your bragging skills are comparable to abilities, but there shouldn't be so many ghosts. ”

Wu Gang said mysteriously: "Not necessarily, didn't you see ghosts in that horror hospital?" So, the world is unpredictable, you should be mentally prepared, maybe you will bump into a ghost again with her this time." ”

Liang Lele walked up with Sichuan food that choked her nose when she smelled it, she used to be a food anchor, but she didn't think it was enough to stimulate money so she changed her career to become a supernatural anchor.

Hearing the conversation between the two, she said with a smile on her face: "Don't panic, even if you really hit a ghost, I have a magic weapon." ”

Huang Meiling said strangely: "Magic weapon, Lele, when did you cultivate full-time?"

Liang Lele laughed and took out two golden charms from his satchel and said, "I'll go to the temple to get a talisman, it's absolutely safe, I'll give you one." ”

Wu Gang muttered: "Why is there such a Taoist talisman in the temple, is it the dual cultivation of Buddhism and Taoism, what kind of magical temple is it? And what is the sense of dΓ©jΓ  vu at the beginning of this full horror movie? Forget it, just call black and white impermanence now, just in case." ”

Liang Lele said strangely: "What is black and white impermanence? Is it cosplay? However, after all, we are going to broadcast supernatural events, and it is not bad to have two cos black and white impermanence to make some gimmicks." ”

Huang Meiling stretched out her hand to take Liang Lele's charm, and then said, "Lele, you have to be mentally prepared for the next thing." ”

Liang Lele said strangely: "What are you mentally prepared for? They will be terrible when they make up?"

Wu Gang looked sideways, although Huang Meiling didn't feel scared at the time, but after watching so many comedy movies, was it fake?

He dialed the phone number of the black and white impermanence in the yang world and said: "Hey, big guy, it's me, my Xiao Wu, what, you can't call it a big guy, okay, Xiao Shi, you come over with Zhang Xiaoya, we're going to a supernatural place to do a live broadcast, well, if you don't want me to rob you of your job, come over quickly, don't blame me if those ghosts are overtaken by me or become immortals." ”

Liang Lele said curiously: "Isn't black and white impermanence Fan Wusu and Xie Bi'an? Why do you have the surname Shi and Zhang? Why do I suddenly feel that the person you seem to be calling doesn't seem to be playing COS?"

Wu Gang explained: "Those two are the chief managers, after all, Huaxia is so big, and the two of them can't be busy, so they deliberately recruit a lot of souls to be black and white impermanence, as for the COS you said, it's unfortunate, it's really not, they are true, what my family Meiling said is right, you'll know later." ”

"What do you mean by your family Meiling! can you have a face?"

"What, it's horrible, it's against the law. ”

Wu Gang replied to Huang Meiling with a look of indebtedness.

There was a bang, and two people called out in the toilet.

"Wu Gang, take!"

A mosaic flew out of the toilet and hit Wu Gang's head with precision as if it had eyes.

"Fog grass, you actually heard it, it also hurts people, as a handsome black and white impermanence appearance, can you not be so disgusting!"

Wu Gang got up and roared, the mosaic on his head slowly slid down, and the two girls, Liang Lele and Huang Meiling, looked at him with an extremely disgusted look.

"Well, it seems that you are mentally prepared, or you have been distracted by this mosaic, so you are not panicked at all about the people coming out of the toilet. Then, take it, Shi Yuanhua, mouth cannon attack!"

Poof, a mosaic was sprayed out by Wu Gang, and it accurately hit Shi Yuanhua, who had just opened the toilet door and was about to come out.

", you're even more disgusting, you actually spew!"

Shi Yuanhua was furious and was about to use a spell to teach Wu Gang a lesson, while Zhang Xiaoya behind him was half-squatting helplessly, trying to pass through the gap.