"Ahhhh!!h

Liang Lele roared angrily, holding a baseball bat in his hand and directing the two to clean up the living room.

Although he already knew that the handsome guy in front of him who was mopping the floor with a mop was really impermanent, he couldn't tolerate his wrong behavior of hurting people!

Wu Gang calmly cleaned up the living room and said: "So, are you and Comrade Zhang Xiaoya now swapping personalities with each other? Do you see that our Xiaoya is now more quiet and a standard cold girl, or is Zhang Xiaoya actually humbly accepting my guidance and preparing to be a qualified black impermanence?"

Shi Yuanhua muttered: "Shut up, you, since you started calling me Xiao Shi, there has been no affection between us!"

Wu Gang said sadly: "My son has grown up, has his own career and feelings, and is going to do it against his father, it's really sad, I want to raise you with a handful of and urine, but now you treat me like this, son, you are really too good! I am my biological father who grew up watching you wear diapers!"

Shi Yuanhua used a mop to perform a trick Qinglong swung his tail and said: "Son, shut up for me, I don't know if it was that little kid who tried to chat with the dog, but was chased alive for three streets?"

Wu Gang said calmly: "It's you, I saw you being chased by a dog and flying into the sky, and you didn't land for a day, I didn't know which way the immortal cultivator was in the catastrophe, but fortunately, I was the only one who could see you around at that time, otherwise, it is estimated that it will cause a lot of panic, and you have to apologize." ”

Liang Lele slapped the stick on his hand and said, "Work hard for the old lady." ”

Huang Meiling next to her covered her face and said, "I'm sorry, my child has caused you trouble." ”

Liang Lele hugged Huang Meiling and said, "It's okay, when they finish cleaning up, let's go out to eat, this black and impermanent girl doesn't seem to like to talk much." ”

Zhang Xiaoya smiled quietly at the two of them on the side, but still did not speak.

"Is it called Zhang Xiaoya?"

Liang Lele learned Zhang Xiaoya's name from Wu Gang and tried to communicate with him. After all, the person in front of him is the legendary black impermanence, and he has to communicate well to know how long he can live.

Wu Gang subconsciously took over the words and said: "Her name is Zhang Xiaoya, but this girl doesn't like to talk to strangers, so she looks very quiet, well, it should be like this, otherwise she is so quiet, I am really guilty, a lively girl actually really listened to my words, and became such a cold lady, it is completely unacceptable, what can I do if I can't marry in the future, I have to apologize." ”

Huang Meiling picked up her phone and entered her voice, and then turned the volume to the maximum.

"Wu Gang, hurry up and finish cleaning up for me, otherwise I won't give you food!"

Wu Gang's body trembled, sped up his speed, and said to himself: "I know, charter wife, you must know that I am a single person, and I have no object, so I can't skip meals, otherwise how can I have the strength to find a partner." ”

It took most of the day for the house to finally be cleaned up and shiny.

Wu Gang looked at such a clean room, and suddenly remembered something, he originally muttered in a low voice: "Why didn't you clean up directly with a spell just now, so that we can save physical labor, bastard, hurry up and give me hard money, if you don't use a spell, you have to use physical strength, apologize to me!"

Shi Yuanhua smashed a mop on Wu Gang and said, "Damn, I'm just a small clerk, don't you practice mana, bastard!"

Wu Gang pounced on Shi Yuanhua with a mosaic and said, "Ha, then let's die together!"

Liang Lele roared: "Stop the old lady! Comrade Mosaic, you have completely ruined the image of black and white impermanence in my mind!"

Then, she said softly to Huang Meiling: "It's okay, I'll go downstairs and wash them out the mosaic directly." ”

"So, you're dressed as a goth, and you finally can't stand it!"

Huang Meiling finally knew the range of Liang Lele's psychological endurance, it is worthy that the supernatural live broadcast has only completely exploded until now, and if it weren't for the disgusting because of her strong endurance, she would have beaten Bai Wuchang and Wu Gang like a great sage!

Downstairs, the two were tied up by Zhang Xiaoya with a hook chain, and then Liang Lele used a water hose for car washing to flush his body for nearly half an hour, and the most cared for was Wu Gang's mouth, because the water column sprayed directly on his mouth, making his voice all become a vague tone of unknown meaning.

Zhang Xiaoya finally spoke.

"Two sisters, today's meal is my child's ignorance, so I'll invite you to dinner. ”

She whistled, and a very cool black car appeared out of thin air.

"Oh my god, a limited edition Lamborghini!"

Huang Meiling shouted, is such a cute girl so rich?

Wu Gang hugged Zhang Xiaoya's thigh and said: "This fairy, do you lack any pendants at home?" I think I can fully handle this job, I don't have high requirements for work, just give me one million a month and a twenty-nine days off a month." Beautiful, cute, super invincible, supreme and cute goddess, give me a poor man!"

Zhang Xiaoya kicked Wu Gang into the air and said, "Didn't I tell you, we staff in the underworld can't help people in the underworld, we need it for official business!

Shi Yuanhua looked at Wu Gang with a sneer on the side and said: "This person who looks a little handsome, do you want to join our underworld ghosts, you can drive a limited sports car casually, and you can also have the best mobile phone that exceeds five hundred years of human technology for you to use casually." ”

Wu Gang turned his head and looked at Shi Yuanhua with an extremely contemptuous look, that look really looked like he was in a mosaic, and then a mosaic really appeared in his eyes.

Shi Yuanhua pounced on Wu Gang and grabbed Wu Gang's neck and said, "I'll strangle it, has my image in your eyes really materialized into a piece of!"

Despite this, Wu Gang still despised Shi Yuanhua with this kind of look.

"Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the poor young man! Go to your limited sports car and mobile phone, I, Wu Gang, disdain your kind of charity, one day, I will take back what belongs to me! You humble ant, when that time comes, be ready to kneel and lick the old man!"

Shi Yuanhua was stunned by Wu Gang's words, he looked at Wu Gang who was burning with majestic flames and said, "Ahhhh

Zhang Xiaoya seemed to have found her position, and she whispered to Huang Meiling: "This person has nothing, what can he get back?"

Huang Meili also whispered to Zhang Xiaoya: "Yes, it should be something like his temperament." ”

The three girls thought deeply together: "Oh·····"

Wu Gang gathered the flame of the heroic fighting spirit, lowered his head, drooped his hands, and sat on Zhang Xiaoya's Lamborghini Estoque with a very familiar car and said weakly: "Go, eat, you must eat enough to have the fighting spirit, I burned too fast just now, and now I feel hungry to explode, let's hurry up and eat, well, go to the place where all kinds of food can be eaten at will, yes, it's a buffet." ”

Zhang Xiaoya smiled: "So, are we going to drive the Estoque to the buffet?"

Wu Gang held his face and said: "Yes, this is called forced, the so-called invisible pretending to be the most deadly, even if you go to the public toilet for a super tyrant, it is also super forced, even if the background toilet is very LOW, you can support it as gorgeous as a heavenly palace!"

As soon as the words fell, a thin and narrow lightning bolt in the sky seemed to have been aimed at the whirl on Wu Gang's head for a long time, and it slashed at his head accurately.

Wu Gang only felt that his eyes were dark, as if someone had given him a brain meltdown, but this brain crash was played at Bruce Lee's level.

"So, why does Brother Xiaolong shoot people's brains!"

Wu Gang fell asleep in the car in a dazed state, and the lightning only stunned Wu Gang, but it did not affect the surrounding things, obviously a certain immortal was intent on doing something.

The two of them glanced at each other, and an extremely cheerful smile appeared on their faces.

Zhang Xiaoya shouted: "Everyone, let's go, I'll take you to a super luxurious meal today!"

Shi Yuanhua said calmly: "Well, I don't think we should make such a big deal in the yang world, in case someone finds out, it's a great thing." ”

Zhang Xiaoya glanced at him and said, "Now that three people have discovered our identity, are you going to kill you?"

Shi Yuanhua glanced at Liang Lele and Huang Meiling deeply, and looked at them with the same fear as a mouse seeing a cat.

"Fuck your uncle, go, you pay for today's meal!"

Zhang Xiaoya kicked Shi Yuanhua into the car with a domineering kick, and then instantly switched to gentle mode and said, "Two sisters, please." ”

The two sisters got into the car in a cold sweat, although this Lamborghini is a four-door model, it obviously can't seat five people, so so many people crowded on this luxury car seems extremely crowded.

Zhang Xiaoya smiled: "It's okay, I'll be there in a while." Bear with me. ”

She pushed Shi Yuanhua and said, "Turn me into a cat and squeeze a ghost to death." ”

Shi Yuanhua was speechless, and because of Zhang Xiaoya's obscenity, he became a white cat.

Zhang Xiaoya said to Huang Meiling, who had met twice: "Sister, come and sit in front." ”

Huang Meiling glanced at Liang Lele sweatingly, got out of the car and walked to the front door, she looked at the cold cat on the seat and swallowed her saliva, and just wanted to say something, she saw that Zhang Xiaoya really pushed Shi Yuanhua into Huang Meiling's arms like a cat.

"The place we're going to is in the city, and it's probably a little boring along the way, so my sister will pet the cat for the time being. ”

Huang Meiling looked at the big white cat in her arms in a cold sweat, who dares to stroke this cat, it is simply dying. She was very glad that she had painted waterproof makeup before going out today, otherwise the cold sweat from the car alone would have washed away her makeup.

Lamborghini Estoque brought up a road of smoke and dust from the community, attracting the amazed eyes of passers-by, I don't know which local tyrant will appear in such an old community.