"Didn't I say that you are not allowed to do ghost catching anymore, this kind of thing should be left to us ghosts to do!

Black impermanence Zhang Xiaoya shouted at Wu Gang. Bai Wuchang Shi Yuanhua smoked helplessly on the side.

Still don't have a long memory, I don't know how many times I've quarreled with Wu Gang, and I've never won a quarrel.

Wu Gang said lazily: "Oh, I know, didn't I save you the link of going to the Hades Palace, if you don't thank me, forget it, and still quarrel with me here, is it interesting? And is it really good that you are so lively as a black impermanence? Believe it or not, I told you that the big guy complained about you, how did the black impermanence master Fan Wusu teach you, you should stand aside and say,' If you do this next time, you will bear the consequences' That's right, otherwise how can you deter those evil ghosts, oh, by the way, I helped you with these evil ghosts, is there any reward, don't want the currency of the underworld, I can't use it for the time being, just give me more soft sister coins in the yang world, I want to travel recently, and I have money on my body, and I will fund a little. ”

This guy doesn't know where he went, Zhang Xiaoya in front of him looked sluggish, why did the problem change from not being allowed to catch ghosts to funding him for a little travel expenses?

Shi Yuanhua said calmly: "You can earn the soft sister coins in the yang world yourself, we can't give it to you, as for this matter, I will tell Lord Hades to let him add a sum of yin virtue to your account, that's all." ”

Wu Gang smiled: "It's okay, but then again, have you found out my life experience, and actually said that you want to add a yin virtue to my account, what kind of awesome person am I? Tell me quickly, otherwise, believe it or not, I burn paper every day and ask you to come and reason with you." ”

Shi Yuanhua smiled at Wu Gang, grabbed Zhang Xiaoya and disappeared in an instant.

Damn, this person is not easy to fool, if I stay any longer, wouldn't I have to give him Shi Yuanhua's whole body belongings, and I was deceived by him last month into a soul hook chain, but I don't know what he did with the soul hook chain.

Wu Gang stretched out his hand tangledly, but only caught the cigarette fart, and the two of them ran quite fast.

Huang Meiling was stunned on the side, obviously extremely frightened by the two people who were black and white and suddenly appeared and disappeared.

The two just now, are they the legendary black and white impermanence, am I actually scared to death, but I don't know that I am dead?

Huang Xiaoling suddenly remembered a horror movie, in which the protagonist didn't know that he had become a ghost, and he was still working and living in the yang world like a normal person.

Syllable!

Huang Meiling covered her face and looked at Wu Gang angrily and said, "Fuck your uncle, you dare to smoke the old lady!"

Wu Gang stood far away and said: "It seems that you haven't been scared into a fool yet, you watch less horror movies, I really want to take a picture of your face just now and send it to the circle of friends, I don't know what kind of horror emoji it is, tsk, I said how long are we going to stay here, are you going to spend the night here?"

Huang Meiling took a look at the surrounding scenery, stood up and said, "Forget it, then let's just disperse, the live broadcast was unsuccessful, and there is no penny, bye." ”

Since those ghosts were fooling her just now, Huang Meiling also knew that her previous efforts were in vain, and it seemed that she had to find another way out, and the province couldn't even pay the rent.

She ran out of the hospital with an outrageous amount of speed.

Wu Gang looked at Huang Meiling's back and muttered to himself: "I ran like Wu Lao Er walking just now, but now I can run as fast as I am, what kind of amazing species are you, damn, I suddenly feel as if I have forgotten something, what is it······?"

He moved his steps slowly, every step was afraid of using too much strength, and he followed Huang Meiling from a distance unhurriedly.

At the station in the countryside, Huang Meiling looked at the sky, the sun was already a little drowsy, and it was obviously almost evening.

"So, why doesn't she use her phone to check the time?"

"Shut up, I'll love to. ”

Huang Meiling just wants to go home early to sleep at this time, and then play games and play in the dark, as a professional anchor, she still has some immunity to this kind of supernatural event happening to her, thanks to a friend of mine who specializes in supernatural live broadcasting.

A hand patted her shoulder, Huang Meiling screamed, and swept the selfie stick in her hand as a stick behind her.

With a snap, the touch coming from the stick was extremely soft, and it was obvious that someone had blocked the stick with their face.

Wu Gang said inarticulately: "This Lu shrimp is a good stick." ”

Huang Meiling retracted the selfie stick, which was already bent, and Wu Gang's face had an obvious stick mark.

Wu Gang rubbed his face and said: "So, you are so brave, in fact, you don't need me to accompany you, and the two of us don't know each other, you actually pulled me to a haunted abandoned hospital, but fortunately I am kind-hearted, innocent and cute, otherwise it is very likely that I will give you that, oh yes, didn't you promise to give me two hundred yuan? I am dying of hunger without money, although it has only been eight hours since I just finished eating noodles in the morning, but my digestion ability is still quite good, are you going to owe me the wages of this temporary worker?" Believe it or not, I'll call the police!"

Huang Meiling covered her ears and said pitifully: "I thought I could make a lot of money in this live broadcast, but I didn't expect it to be empty in the end, and now there is no much money to give you, little brother, or you ······ with me"

Wu Gang hugged his chest and said: "My God, you are too much, tell you, as a good young man, I promise you." ”

Huang Meiling said with black lines on her head: "Damn, I mean can you partner with me? I'll pay you my salary when I earn money." ”

She also suddenly thought of it, just now this person seems to be very familiar with black and white impermanence, very awesome, maybe he is a stranger, but his IQ is a little worrisome, and it is definitely not a big problem to make money or something after taking him as a little brother.

Wu Gang nodded and said: "It turns out that this is the case, let me refuse, I don't like to work with people, no, I don't want to work at all, my biggest dream is to have an income while lying in bed, of course, you may think I'm bragging, in fact, I'm bragging, but as a protagonist, how can I be low for money?"

Huang Meiling interrupted Wu Gang's words, which made him feel very uncomfortable.

"What the hell are you going to do? ”

Wu Gang's eyes became deep, and he said to Huang Meiling: "Good boss." ”

Huang Meiling smiled with satisfaction.

When she returned to her warm nest, Wu Gang began to comment on the warm cabin.

"Yes, brother die, your cottage is very warm, the living room and the bedroom are connected together, you don't need to push the door open and then open the toilet door through the corridor to go to the toilet or something, it's very convenient, it's fast, the computer layout is just right, you can turn on the computer at night and lie on the bed to play games and watch movies. It's a very delicate design, except that you can't exercise, all the arrangements are perfect, well, don't you usually cook? Where's the kitchen?"

Wu Gang looked at the unobstructed room, and was stunned that he couldn't find a place to cook.

Huang Meiling said: "Damn, I'm a salted fish anchor, it's already very good to be able to rent this kind of house, okay, cooking? I usually eat instant noodles, don't open the topic, tell me if those two people are black and white, what is your relationship with them, why do you feel like you are bigger than their identity?"

Wu Gang lay on Huang Meiling's bed and said: "I don't know, anyway, I can see spirits since I was a child, and naturally this kind of ghost fairy is also included, it is difficult for me to do this, but because I have seen it since I was a child, we are also friends." They always say that my identity is not ordinary, and that I cannot be found in the book of life and death in the underworld, of course, I suspect that their book of life and death used inferior ink, and it disappeared after a long time. ”

Huang Meiling's eyes lit up and said: "It's really them, you can count this as a special ability, it's okay, follow me in the future, we will become bigger and stronger and go to glory!"

A person who has been poor for so many years is actually very powerful in a way, because she is too poor, let alone a ghost, even if a Super Saiyan comes to attack the earth, she will not be too surprised, at most she will be surprised for an hour.

Huang Meiling didn't mind Wu Gang lying on her bed at all, anyway, she would kick Wu Gang down with the taekwondo she had trained for many years. This is the order, let's go to the bowl of noodles to eat first.

Wu Gang skillfully sat on the edge of the bed and turned on the computer and said, "Okay, but I'm only temporary, I'll leave when I earn the travel expenses." By the way, instant noodles give me a spicy taste. I like that flavor the most. ”

He started Huang Meiling's computer and began to search for various tourist attractions, although he couldn't go for the time being, but it was good to look cool.

When Huang Meiling put two bowls of instant noodles on the computer table, he naturally served the spicy instant noodles and began to call up a movie to watch while eating.

"Seriously, why are you talking so much? Is it a psychological problem or a physical problem? Have you seen a doctor?"

Huang Meiling endured her nausea and recalled what Wu Gang had said in the hospital before.

Wu Gang said vaguely: "No, there is always a voice in my brain that is noisy to me, I am very irritated by it, so I try to suppress this voice by talking, which is very effective, but most of the people around me can't stand it, so I have few friends, but anyway, I'm not very bored to entertain myself." ”

Huang Meiling looked at Wu Gang with moist eyes, this guy is so pitiful, of course, it may have something to do with the sad music.

However, the sad music that came from there, isn't it an action movie on the computer, although the protagonist is Hugh Jackman, but this big guy's movie is Wolverine!

Could it be that this is one of Wu Gang's abilities?

Wu Gang looked at Huang Meiling innocently: "Ah, I was discovered, hehe, but you have to believe me, what I said before is true." ”

Huang Meiling slapped Wu Gang's head and said gloomily: "Oh yes, then I'll be your friend, and by the way, I'll help you treat the voice in your head·····"

This night, Wu Gang was forced by Huang Meiling to do a lot of exercise in this small room, saying that this room could not be exercised, Wu Gang was chased by Huang Meiling and ran for nearly ten miles in this hut.