Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 13 Behind the Scenes
The female ghost in red said that she was going to explode, this is the first time she has seen this kind of person, and she is simply mad.
There has never been a person who can be so cheap, and he doesn't take ghosts seriously.
She really wanted to scold Wu Gang regardless of the image of the evil ghost, she just felt so angry.
Banlangen system: "Hey, Wu Gang, I don't think you can do this, how can someone rush to stretch out their necks and ask others to pinch them, what if they annoy her and tear you apart? ”
Wu Gang said in his mind: "No, no, no, don't you think this is very exciting? I want to laugh when I see her like this, that kind of angry and helpless look, it's even cooler than spraying people in the game, hahaha." ”
The latter sentence hahaha, he laughed out loud. The female ghost in red only felt that Wu Gang was laughing at her when she saw her helpless appearance, and she decided to tear Wu Gang off.
"As an evil ghost, if you say you want to strangle him, you have to strangle him, otherwise where is your dignity as a demon? Even if you are a demon, you have to be dignified!"
The female ghost in red suddenly said such a sentence in her heart, she stopped her behavior and watched Wu Gang become more and more angry.
Then she fainted...
Wu Gang was stunned to see the female ghost fainting to the ground, and said to himself: "Will ghosts faint too?" ”
He didn't know where he took out the soul hook chain that he had forcibly asked for from Shi Yuanhua before, and tied up the female ghost.
Looking at the female ghost who was bundled like a zongzi, Wu Gang admired the awesomeness of this chain very much, can it be stretched infinitely?
He turned and walked out of the classroom, expertly jumping down the stairs and towards the school gate, where it was already a mess.
Shi Yuanhua was crying with a mourning stick in his left hand, and the long sword in his right hand was flying up and down, fighting with his colleagues, as if he was taking this opportunity to announce his personal vendetta.
Wu Gang looked at the panda eyes on Shi Yuanhua's face, and said in his heart that this person is now a standard national treasure, with snow-white skin and dark panda eyes, tsk, what a genius combination.
And Zhang Xiaoya also has the same panda eyes on her face, and she doesn't know how much resentment Shi Yuanhua usually has accumulated towards her black and impermanent colleagues.
Wu Gang swaggered to ten meters away from the place where they were fighting and said: "Hey, everyone is usually good brothers, good colleagues, you don't just want to be controlled, you can do whatever you want to vent your anger, but you are all ghosts and immortals, oh, and you five, what are the guns in your hands for? Sure enough, they are controlled, and even their IQ has dropped?"
It's good that he didn't say this, but as soon as he said it, the ghosts who were fighting with guns and daggers on their backs opened up and shot at Shi Yuanhua. Zhang Xiaoya threw stones obscenely on the side.
Shi Yuanhua glared at Wu Gang fiercely, this pig teammate couldn't take it at all!
Wu Gang was very embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry, I just took a person's head and it was a little floating." I'm flashing!"
He was very skillful and crawled on the ground to the wall of the school gate, watching the ghosts shoot a large number of bullets with the rifles in their hands.
Shi Yuanhua glanced at Wu Gang with resentment, and used the speed of a tadpole to wave the weapon in his hand to block these incoming bullets.
Wu Gang shouted on the side: "The live-action version of the bullet block, this is even more exciting than watching a movie, good, Comrade Xiao Shi, you are not a model of white impermanence, an elite talent valued by the general manager, you can definitely use it at this speed in the summer if the fan runs out of power, take the crying stick to blow the cool breeze, it is super cool and woody, and it can also kill mosquitoes, perfect!"
Shi Yuanhua roared angrily while blocking the bullets: "Your uncle, you can only fart waste, why does Lord Hades want me to protect you, oh my God! I'm so sad! Why are you so pitted!"
The stick and sword in his hand felt the resentment of his master, and a flash of fire flew towards these colleagues, and it seemed that he had also used remote means.
Wu Gang said helplessly: "Blame me, it's okay for you to let me fight with people, but I'm not good at dealing with ghosts at all, after all, my physical fitness is still an ordinary person, right, or I'll help you throw a brick!"
He literally pulled a brick out of the crack in the wall and threw it at the ghosts who were shooting.
is worthy of being the hero, his brick directly and accurately hit the head of a ghost captain Jiang Yueying, Jiang Yueying was hit in the head, and it seemed that he remembered the shame of being knocked out by the bench. She directly aimed her gun at Wu Gang, and the four ghosts under her command also aimed at Wu Gang.
Da-da-da-da!
The psionic bullet was also a bullet, hitting the wall where Wu Gang was lying on his stomach, splashing a lot of dust.
Seeing this, Wu Gang immediately shrank himself into a ball, he was not a soldier, and it was the first time he was shot with a gun, and the whole person stiffened with fright.
Seeing this, Shi Yuanhua seized the opportunity to rush towards the ghosts who shot at Wu Gang, these ghosts who had been hit by the blow of intelligence did not care about Shi Yuanhua rushing up, it seemed that they believed Zhang Xiaoya next to them.
Black impermanence Zhang Xiaoya saw Shi Yuanhua rushing up, no longer throwing stones, and rushed towards him to fight again.
Shi Yuanhua turned around and dodged Zhang Xiaoya, knocked down a ghost with a stick, and smashed a ghost poor head with the hilt of his sword, intending to knock him unconscious.
Zhang Xiaoya turned around in a daze, and rushed towards Shi Yuanhua again, but Shi Yuanhua just didn't like to fight her, so he dodged and ran towards the ghost.
Wu Gang hugged his head and whispered: "Damn, I just threw a piece and turned my head, you just hit me with a gun, as a ghost, you can't do this to me, I'm a living person, you're doing it too much! Who is the person controlling you, is it a pervert who has something like that?" hasn't appeared for so long, how much does he want to hide behind the scenes and be a little black man, this is not Conan, he is so useful as a little black wood, after all, the little black man will be torn off by the protagonist in the end, and once the little black man's strength is exposed, it will decline, this guy is mentally retarded, right? It should be? Or is he actually a timid coward, who will only use this strange spell to manipulate people to complete his timid desire to take action himself? It must be like this, otherwise there are so many chapters, he still hasn't appeared, and it's really a mentally retarded and timid coercion behind the scenes, phew, I really don't want Bilian. ”
"Who do you say don't want Bilian!"
A voice sounded from the sky of this ghost realm, and a man dressed in white, extremely dashing, slowly landed from the sky to the ground.
His dusty temperament is like that of an immortal in the sky, his eyes are as deep as the starry sky, and his IQ is as wise as a roe deer·····
The last paragraph was said by Wu Gang, not me.
The white-clothed handsome man waved his hand to remove the spell he had applied to the ghost, turned his head to look at Wu Gang and said, "You say that I am a cowardly and shameless mastermind?
Those ghosts almost came to their senses and looked at the scene in front of them in amazement, their brains were blank just now, and they just followed the voice in their heads.
Wu Gang said sourly: "Damn, as a villain, he is so handsome, looking at this height, he must be at least 1.9 meters, it's too much, I'm not so handsome, ah, it's so annoying, this guy must not be a virgin." It's too much.,I'm a protagonist.,I don't even have a partner.,This guy must be so handsome that a lot of girls like it.,If he goes on like this, he's going to steal my limelight.,And if I say a few more words, it's going to be like a jumping beam.,It's definitely going to be disliked.,Oops.,But I can't help the urge to speak.。 ”
All the ghosts and immortals who came to their senses gathered around Wu Gang, looking at the final boss of this ghost realm dungeon, Wu Gang finally felt the beautiful feeling of being surrounded by people again, but when he looked at the guy opposite, he was ashamed of himself.
This guy is so handsome, he can already ignore the laws of physics!
Wu Gang shouted in his heart, and began to call the Banlangen system if there are any good skills to provide at this time.
The Banlangen system in his brain took half a day to speak, and it seemed that he had just seen a handsome guy.
"Is there a mistake! Your voice is a man, what kind of handsome guy do you see! Hurry up and tell me if there are any skills that can make me pretend to be a force at this moment, this is the moment when everyone is sober and facing the villain, as the protagonist, I must say something on this occasion! However, this guy is so handsome, I am embarrassed to speak, I am almost about to overturn the character setting, hurry up and give me a skill!"
Banlangen said: "Uh... There is a skill, you just said that the value points can already be purchased, do you want it?The skill name is····· Charismatic speech. ”
Wu Gang said in his mind: "You must have just come up with it, charm speech, are you afraid that my appearance will make me ashamed and embarrassed to talk to him? And what the hell is the appearance points? Can I still make myself handsome through the points? Anyway, why hasn't this villain started yet, what is he waiting for? Is he accumulating pretending to be forced to accumulate a big move?"
There was a dinging in his head, as if it had been upgraded.
Banlangen prompted: "Congratulations on your charismatic speech, and I wish you a happy speech." ”
It seemed to ignore Wu Gang's question, and then continued to look at this super handsome villain on its own.
After Wu Gang obtained this skill, he suddenly felt a faint glimmer of light on his body, and he felt unprecedented confidence.
He jumped in front of the onicha and slammed his dashing ass to the ground.
Wu Gang rubbed his buttocks and stood up, covered his face with one hand, and pointed at this super handsome villain with the other: "Super handsome villain, bring your crimes to the truth, why do you want to control these ghosts, and what is your purpose in establishing a ghost realm in the school? What does that female ghost in red have to do with you! Let me tell you, as a righteous party, we will never allow an evil ghost like you to do it, and if you confess your sins now, we can still take it lightly and let you be reincarnated as a pig-headed person." ”
Zhang Xiaoya, who came to her senses, whispered to Wu Gang: "Although I don't know why you suddenly became such a hero, but, you are wrong, this is a demon, and are you jealous of his handsomeness?"
The other ghosts and immortals nodded together, and they all looked like they were facing a great enemy.
Wu Gang said to Zhang Xiaoya in a domineering presidential tone: "Shut up, woman, let's see how I get rid of the demon!"