Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 12 The Man Who Is Super Annoying
"The Banlangen system, a system built in the mind, has been inactive, and now it is activated by your words in a dangerous state, how about it, awesome?"
The Banlangen system is said.
"Fog grass, it's amazing, but put aside your name for now, why can you talk to me without activating it before? By the way, what is that golden throat skill for? Is it used to prevent throat cancer or something? I have to say, as a man who has been talking since childhood, I really need this kind of thing, but what is the use of this skill?"
"Then I'll tell you about the special effect of the Golden Throat skill, it's a passive skill, the main purpose is to protect your throat from injury, even if someone cuts it with a knife, there will be no scars, let's put it this way, your current throat is probably the same level as Superman, it's cool, it's very dazzling, of course, through the Golden Voice Speech, you can break all the magic barriers, but your current level can only crack Xiao Misan's illusion, well, that's it. ”
Ban Langen said very awesomely in Wu Gang's head, Wu Gang subconsciously made up a social uncle who smoked and hung a gold chain on his head, which made him chill.
"Cracking all illusions, it sounds awesome, what do you mean I can remove the spells related to the spirit? Tsk, am I in contact with Xiuzhen? Actually, I personally prefer to use flying swords and other things than using my mouth, can't your system give me a little awesome spells? Strengthen my throat and be on the same level as Superman, so I'm going to ask you, what do you mean, when I fight people in the future, I'll go up and perform a golden spear to stab the throat with people, right? Can that enemy's IQ be reduced to this extent?"
Wu Gang vigorously raised all kinds of sharp questions to Banlangen, causing the Banlangen system to temporarily fall into a state of death.
On the other side, Shi Yuanhua was holding a long sword, and all kinds of handsome and explosive moves were fighting with those controlled ghosts and Zhang Xiaoya, and his appearance of not speaking was super handsome.
Wu Gang looked a little dazed, and muttered to himself: "My God, this guy must have been a swordsman or something when he was not Bai Impermanence in his lifetime, I must have found an opportunity to learn a few tricks from him later, I have really been in vain all these years, and these two supernatural beings around me don't know how to use it to learn, come on, Shi Yuanhua, you are so handsome!"
He saw that Shi Yuanhua was accidentally beaten by Zhang Xiaoya's mourning stick, and began to cheer for Shi Yuanhua.
Wu Gang still hasn't figured out how this golden voice can break the illusion, could he say that if he breaks the illusion, he can break the illusion?
Shi Yuanhua heard Wu Gang's affectionate cheering, and goosebumps appeared on his body, and he had an urge to use Wu Gang as a shield.
Wu Gang's mouth didn't stop at all, and all kinds of emotional words collapsed.
"Bai Daxian has superb swordsmanship, perfect figure, and handsome, worthy of being the Bai Impermanent Great Immortal who fascinates thousands of girls, look at this elegant figure, chic moves, and the light and shadow special effects of Bling Bring, I think the author must want you to be the protagonist, right? For Mao, I feel like a passerby now? Shi Yuanhua Marshal, do you hear? I have already given you the aura of the protagonist, let these ghosts and fairies wake up for me, and take this female ghost away for me! Come on, Xiao Shi protagonist! You are the fattest!"
Wu Gang was full of emotion and shouted loudly, which seemed to mean that he did not stand idly by, at least cheering on the side.
The female ghost who was fighting against Shi Yuanhua heard Wu Gang's harsh voice, which felt like a fly was flying in her ears, which made people feel disgusting like never before.
"You take this Shi Yuanhua for me, and I'll kill that kid. ”
The female ghost in red withdrew from the battlefield and walked towards Wu Gang.
Wu Gang was shouting very happily, but he saw the female ghost in red floating over, screamed, turned around and walked in the direction of the ghost car.
Seriously, I was able to write such a cowardly protagonist, tsk, even I felt incredible.
"Enough of you, I'm not called cowardice, I'm called a tactical retreat, don't trouble our wise and martial arts, skilled swordsmanship Lord Bai Wuchang, and strive to be a supporting role that doesn't drag his feet and makes the audience like it, well, that's it, I'm Wu Gang, and I speak for myself. ”
Wu Gang said as he ran, and the Banlangen system in his head did not stop sounding, and for a while, Wu Gang's surroundings were extremely lively.
"Ahh ”
Ban Langen didn't know what to look at, and commanded Wu Gang to dodge the female ghost's attack, but he forgot that Wu Gang's physical fitness was there, and he actually flashed his waist·····
This is simply a shame in the protagonist's world, a protagonist who escapes for his life either leaves a handsome word, or runs away coldly, I haven't seen the protagonist who can flash his waist, are you an eighty-year-old man? No, even an old man is not as good as an old man, Jiang Ziya is eighty years old and still fights the Shang Dynasty!
"Oh, my dear Comrade Banlangen, you said that you are a system, and as a result, you gave me a golden voice, I think I used a golden voice with a female ghost who has no way to reason, and she is not controlled, so I say, what is the use of the golden voice? You are simply a shame of the system, and you are embarrassed to say me, what kind of system are you, you have been arguing in my head since you were a child, and now you tell me that it is activated, and you have given me a golden voice, just ask, do you expect me to go up and reason with a fierce ghost? I don't think so, ah, my back hurts, I'd better lie on the ground and wait to die. ”
Wu Gang lay on the ground very comfortably, quietly watching the female ghost come step by step.
His heart was panicked like an old dog, his pants were a little wet, and his face was a little blushing······ Wait, why is your face blushing?
On the ground shrouded in dense fog, the corners of Wu Gang's eyes were a little ruddy, although he was not very afraid of ghosts, but something really happened, in fact, he was cowardly to death, and he didn't know what method this ghost was planning to use to torture him, it was definitely not as simple as killing him in seconds.
Otherwise, why is everyone afraid of ghosts? The main reason is that they are afraid of the kind of torture before they die, otherwise, how can they embody the perversion of the evil ghosts.
"Well, can you let me say a last word?"
Wu Gang timidly discussed with the female ghost, and the female ghost waved her hand and said: "No, shut up, you, the old lady will strangle you today, let you experience the feeling of suffocation!"
"Huh, you're going to strangle me? I'm telling you, don't use your hands, don't use a rope, you find a faucet, hang me upside down, and then slowly release the water, let the water cover my nose, and then let me die in struggle and despair, this is the real feeling of suffocation!"
Wu Gang didn't know how to come to the spirit, and actually discussed with the female ghost how to toss himself to death.
The female ghost swallowed and didn't know what it was, anyway, she was very blindsided now, and the person who was going to kill was discussing with her how to torture and kill?
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Her mind went blank, and then she waved her hand irritably: "Impossible, you don't care how I kill you, I say I want to strangle you, I want to strangle you." ”
Forehead····· Why have my words become so much·····
The female ghost woke up, and she felt that her cold and terrifying female ghost image had disappeared.
Wu Gang stretched his neck and said, "Since you don't want to, come, strangle me." ”
The red-clothed female ghost let out a scream, reaching out her hand with long black nails and grabbing Wu Gang's neck.
Wu Gang was pushed to the wall by her, but there was no legendary sense of suffocation, and it seemed that the special effects of the golden voice came into play.
After pinching for a long time, Wu Gang opened his eyes and said, "Eh, isn't it sour?"
The female ghost stared at Wu Gang with eyes as big as a teacup and said, "Damn, the old lady still doesn't believe that she can't kill you." ”
Wu Gang shrugged his shoulders calmly and said, "Whatever you want, whatever you want, if you don't pinch me like an hourglass today, you don't deserve to be an evil ghost!"
The female ghost was angry, and the air around Wu Gang became cold, and he sneezed heavily. However, looking at this angry female ghost, Wu Gang's heart was inexplicably a little dark.
I just like the look you look at me and I can't be killed.
After such a stalemate, Wu Gang felt a little bored and said: "Ah, seriously, what kind of ghost are you? With such little strength, you are afraid that you are a fake evil ghost, you have not been exposed to the sun for so many years, right? Oh, I forgot that ghosts can't bask in the sun, ah, I remembered, when I was running around at school just now, I didn't find a single computer, and without a computer, how did you pass the time for so many years? Is it just a daze and sleep? By the way, can you sleep? Can ghosts also sleep? ···· It's so cold, ah, mom, I miss you, it's freezing me to death, oh my God, this female ghost is so terrible, she has been glaring at me for a long time. Hey, I didn't expect that I, Wu Gangzuo, had been dead for twenty-three years, and I actually died here today, it's really a trick, and I don't know if my body will disappear, by the way, why is Shi Yuanhua still fighting? Why has it not had any effect after fighting for so long, I'm about to be strangled to death. Ah, I'm dead, hehe, lie to you, I think you're quite suitable for a neck massage, pinched for so long, you don't change places, what a persistent ghost, worship below, oh, you let go, I'll worship you. ”
"I *****"
The female ghost angrily let go of Wu Gang's neck, and then smashed all the benches, tables and chairs in the classroom, and Wu Gang's heart trembled.
After the female ghost finished venting, she turned around and stared at Wu Gang's neck vigorously, as if her thought of strangling Wu Gang could not be erased.
Seeing this, Wu Gang had no choice but to stretch his neck over and say, "You are free to do so." ”
"Ahh
The female ghost in red took a deep breath, looked at Wu Gang in deep confusion and helplessness, and couldn't speak with her mouth open·······