Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 11 Why is the system a banlangen!
Wu Gang hid in a classroom, silently watching those ghosts walk over, their expressions were all like nerds, but Wu Gang did not despise them because of this, how to say that, the combat effectiveness of fools is higher than that of ordinary people, because they have no scruples to shoot.
Wu Gang quietly looked at Jiang Yueying, who was walking last, and was ready to attack her.
Although he is the captain of the ghost mission, after all, he is a girl who is only 1.6 meters tall, even if he can fight again, under the pressure of Wu Gang's heavyweight, it is estimated that he will not be able to make much waves.
This is also an advantage for the ghosts and immortals to become fools, that is, they forget that they know how to spell, of course, even if they know that they can spell, it is estimated that they will not be able to use it, Wu Gang killed and did not believe that a fool would use such a high-end skill as a spell.
Wu Gang grabbed the bench, quietly walked to the back door of the classroom, grabbed the bench, saw the right time, and attacked fiercely.
Jiang Yueying, as a ghost, fainted very magically, perhaps because of the blow of intelligence reduction, which caused her physical fitness to deteriorate.
Wu Gang struck a blow, held it in his arms, and dragged it into the classroom.
And the few ghost immortals who were walking in front were indifferent, and seemed to be still looking for Wu Gang's whereabouts.
Who made this massive intelligence buff? These guys have become like NPCs!
Wu Gang gloated and watched Zhang Xiaoya walk in the middle of the line with a demented look, not knowing that he thought they were going to line up to go to Qingshan Hospital.
Quietly waiting for the remaining six ghost immortals to leave, Wu Gang tried to wake up Jiang Yueying, and the method of awakening was very simple, that is, the legendary physical therapy.
After pumping more than a dozen ears in a row, Jiang Yueying woke up leisurely, she looked at Wu Gang with a confused expression, and then her eyes gradually began to become fierce.
"Kill you..."
She said this sentence leisurely and threw herself at Wu Gang.
"Look at what strange spells this kid has suffered, and he has become so disrespectful and crazy!"
"I know that, I'm just a voice in your head, I can't help you, I think you should lie on the ground silently and wait for death. ”
Wu Gang shouted: "Shut up!"
Jiang Yueying was stunned for a moment and pounced on him again.
Wu Gang also had nowhere to run, after all, there were still six ghosts and immortals waiting outside, and it wasn't six walnuts.
He grabbed Jiang Yueying's hands and let her bite her shoulder and said: "Sister, calm down, even if your IQ is reduced, you won't be unable to recognize me, right? I'm your boyfriend, you're murdering your husband by doing this!
Then, after Jiang Yueying heard Wu Gang's words, she bit even harder, feeling like her shoulder was about to break.
A voice sounded in Wu Gang's head: "Hey, you're going to tamper with her memories at this time!"
Wu Gang himself pushed Jiang Yueying and said: "Damn, you are also a part of me, don't you know that I don't have a girlfriend? ”
"Hey, that's the case, I don't hide it anymore, in fact, I'm a banlan root in the depths of the mountains. ”
"Banlangen, your sister, what kind of Banlangen will speak in my head, hurry up, otherwise I feel that we are going to die together, what is the way, you hurry up!"
Wu Gang struggled to push Jiang Yueying away, bringing out a lot of blood flowers, and he looked at his shoulder, which seemed to be missing a piece of flesh, and was silent.
I'm sorry, Xiao Zuo!
"I think, it's useless, let's cut it. ”
The voice in his head sounded, and it spoke calmly.
Wu Gang said angrily: "You don't let go of your fart, you just talk about cool things, and you dare to touch my girlfriend, and the Sprinkle family will fight with you!"
Then he turned and ran······
"Wow, you also wrote such an old-fashioned episode, as a protagonist, you should add some BUFF or something to me, and you plan for Mao to let me stun Jiang Yueying? And how can Jiang Yueying be stunned by me as an ordinary person? As a hellish ghost, is it so easy to be knocked out by me? Isn't it too exaggerated!"
Wu Gang couldn't help but say his heart out loud while running wildly.
The six ghost immortals who were searching the school heard Wu Gang's voice and turned around and ran towards him, each time surpassing Bolt at a speed.
Wu Gang was also a ruthless man, he knew that he couldn't escape, so he jumped directly down the stairs. And the six ghosts who caught up behind him, plus one Jiang Yueying, were still stepping on the stairs·····
"So, you guys just keep your current IQ, at least it won't cause too much harm!"
Wu Gang ran to the open space of the school, turned his head and looked at the six ghost immortals who were still walking the stairs and laughed, the more excited he was, the more he liked to challenge the tolerance of others, I don't know what was going on.
As soon as he finished speaking, a bloody hand slapped him on the shoulder. It's the female ghost in red.
Wu Gang turned his head to look at the bloody handprint on his right shoulder, and said calmly: "This, you have to lose money." ”
The female ghost ignored it, opened her big mouth, and made a deafening runaway student, and she was about to eat Wu Gang.
She took a bite of it, and there was no plasma everywhere as the female ghost imagined, and it felt like she was eating gluten and pulling silk.
The female ghost in red took out the contents of her mouth, it was a piece of clothing, but it was already sparse.
Wu Gang patted his beating heart, and a long string of words erupted from his mouth.
"Oh my God, how long has that guy been brushing his teeth, even if he becomes a ghost, he won't be so sloppy, it's terrible, the smell inside is even fishier than the sea, this guy, he doesn't know how to take care of his teeth when he becomes a ghost? ”
Wu Gang felt the sound of the wind behind him, and crawled forward.
He remembered that there was a ghost car parked there, and although it was a ghost, it still hadn't moved, so it shouldn't have been controlled.
The female ghost grabbed the air and watched Wu Gang crawl on the ground quickly in the posture of a turtle, with a smile on the corner of her mouth.
"You... Didn't you smash me with a mosaic and smash it?
The female ghost in red said leisurely, and the contempt in her tone simply broke through the sky.
Wu Gang received this kind of insult, he stood up angrily, and said angrily: "Come on, your uncle, kill me, come, let's see who is more ruthless after becoming a ghost, believe it or not, I pressed you to the ground and rubbed it, and you, as a ghost fairy, were inexplicably controlled by a female ghost, did you run into the belly of a dog in the years of your cultivation? Or are you actually eating and waiting for death all these years, and you haven't cultivated at all?" No, you can't die, so why are you being controlled by a little female ghost! There are also the two of you, black and white impermanence Zhang Xiaoya, Shi Yuanhua, who said that they would protect me, but now they have been controlled to kill me, do you have the consciousness of bodyguards? It's too much, I must complain to the king of Hades!"
He put his hands on his knees and gasped for breath, after all, he ran so hard just now, and said so many words in one breath, who could stand this.
"Ding, congratulations on activating the Banlangen system, now your level is one, and you have obtained the passive skill, Golden Voice. ”
The voice in Wu Gang's head suddenly rang out, and he said such a sentence in his head.
"I'll you, you're really Banlangen! Although they are all used to treat my throat, I don't think what I need now is a golden voice, but if there is any way for me to escape! In the current situation, what can I do with a golden voice? Do you expect to stare at my neck and bite at the other side? I don't think so, I'm not an American team, they can't just stare at my throat, so what kind of system is this, it's for Mao to strengthen my throat!"
Wu Gang watched the female ghost slowly walk in with the seven ghost immortals, and began to babble nonsense for a while.
Jiang Yueying took his subordinate ghost messenger and grabbed Wu Gang's limbs with Shi Yuanhua, preparing to dismantle him in eight pieces. But Zhang Xiaoya stood quietly behind the female ghost and did not move.
"Damn, bastard, are you planning to make me a eunuch after I die? Shi Yuanhua, your uncle woke me up, the target of your protection is about to be torn apart by the ghost you called, you are still one of the murderers, I tell you, I am so dead, and my name is not in the book of life and death, even if you want to apologize to me, I guess I don't even know where the soul is, and I can't leave a QR code for you to tell me where it is, after all, the place where I die now is a ghost environment, and I don't know if the corpse will disappear with the illusion in the future." Ahh!!h
It seemed that under the intentional control of the female ghosts, those ghosts and Shi Yuanhua pulled extremely slowly, but Wu Gang's words before he died made her finally can't help but speed up.
"You're enough!!Because Mao, you're dying, and there are so many words, are you going to delay the time to return to the light by talking? Enough!"
Shi Yuanhua, who was originally stunned like a wooden man, suddenly screamed out as if he was out of control, and he angrily knocked the ghosts around Wu Gang away, as if to vent his anger.
He caught Wu Gang, and Wu Gang leaned on Shi Yuanhua's shoulder with tears in his eyes and said, "Ah, my general, you have finally woken up, come and save me, everything I have is yours!"
Shi Yuanhua put Wu Gang still on the ground and blocked his mouth with one foot. A long sword came out of his palm, pointed at the female ghost and said coldly: "I don't know what method you use to control so many ghosts, but you can't go to the underworld!"
The female ghost in red did not show any fear, she said gloomily: "Do you really think that I can change such a big ghost realm and control you? If I can really control you, then I did it before you entered the ghost realm." ”
"Yes, whoever it is, they have to die. ”
Shi Yuanhua narrowed his eyes, and the cold murderous aura froze the air around him, and said this sentence in a tone that was even more gloomy than that of a female ghost.
"Ah, it's so stylish, it's not my male general!"
Wu Gang praised Shi Yuanhua with tears in his eyes, and by the way, he began to communicate with the voice in his head that called himself Banlangen.