Colonel Hook stood up and gave the speech that was supposed to be preached by me!

After speaking, he said: "Now, let's ask the hero who has just been awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor, soldier Zhou Bo, to say a few words!"

He motioned for me to come forward!

Some people applauded, and when they stopped, I leaned forward and said, "Join the army, fight for freedom!"

I think they thought it was going to be a tirade, but I was told to say that only -- so I just stood and everybody looked at me, and I looked at everybody!

Then, suddenly, someone in the front row shouted, "What do you think about this war?"

I blurted out the first thing that came into my head: "That's cow dung!"

Colonel Iron Hook stepped forward and grabbed the microphone and asked me to sit back, but all the reporters took note of it, and the photojournalists desperately beckoned to take pictures, and the audience went crazy and jumped and cheered!

Colonel Hook immediately took me out of the auditorium, got into the car, and left the city as fast as I could!

The Colonel didn't say a word to me, but he kept muttering to himself, and let out a strange, neurotic laugh!

Ms. Long shouted, "Stop the boat!"

The elf mini-man immediately plunged the oar into the water and paddled desperately, and the boat stopped!

The elf mini-man parked the boat next to the red door, and the door read: "Create a zào room, don't enter!"

Ms. Long pulled a key out of her pocket, leaned over the boat, and slipped it into the keyhole!

"This is the most important room in the whole Gongguang!" she said, "and one of my most secret new creations was developed here!"

If Old Banana could stay here for three minutes, she would be willing to knock out her front front teeth!

That's what pumpkin and red beans and all the lying cheesemakers are happy with!

But listen now!

You are not allowed to mess with things, you are not allowed to touch anything, you are not allowed to fiddle with anything, you are not allowed to taste anything!

"It can be done, it can be done!" the children cried, 'We're not going to touch anything!'

"Until now," said Lady Dragon, "not a single elven mini-human has ever been allowed in!"

≠∴dǐng≠∴diǎn≠∴小≠∴語,.♂.o+s_(); She opened the door and stepped out of the side of the boat into the room! Four children and their parents scrambled to follow her!

"Don't touch it!" shouted Lady Long, "and don't knock over anything!"

As soon as Stupid entered this huge room, his eyes widened and he looked around!

It's like a witch's kitchen!

Surrounded by all sorts of beige metal cans that were "popping" on the huge electric stove, there were steaming pans, fizzling pans, and strange crystal machines that made a crackling and crackling sound, and the ceiling and walls were covered with pipes, and the whole room was filled with smoke, water vapor, and the smell of rich aromas!

And at this time, Ms. Long became even more excited, and she could tell at a glance that this was her favorite room!

She kept jumping to the edge of the frying pan with the handle, and then ran to the machine, like a child dancing excitedly around her Christmas present, and she didn't know what to look at first!

She lifted the lid of a large jar and sniffed, then ran over and poked her fingers into a large vat of viscous yellow liquid, then took out her fingers and licked it, tasted it, and then she jumped in front of a machine, pinched this button, pressed that regulator, and tinkered with six or seven buttons, and then she couldn't wait to peek inside through the crystal door of a huge electric oven, rubbing her hands, and laughing happily!

Then she ran to another machine!

It was a tiny glittering machine, snapping and snapping, and with each sound, a large green bullet fell into a basket on the ground!

The next morning we were in the hotel, ready to give the second talk of the trip, when the phone rang!

It's looking for Colonel Hook!

No matter who the caller was, he was talking anyway, and the colonel just listened, and answered the "yes, sir" and glared at me from time to time!

He finally put down the phone, he stared at his shoes, and said, "Uh, Zhou Bo, you're messing up now! The tour has been canceled, I've been transferred to a weather station in Iceland, I don't know and I don't care what happens to you, the unlucky one!"

I asked the Colonel if I could order a Coke now, and he just looked at me for a long time, and then began to mumble to himself, with that strange, psychotic laugh!

Afterwards, they sent me to the Steam Company!

All day and half a night, I kept shoveling coal to heat the steamer and heat the barracks!

The company commander was an old fellow, who didn't seem to care about anything, and he said that I had only two years left after I got there before I could leave the army, and that everything would be fine as long as I was nosy!

I often think about my mom and the little frogs, as well as the seahorse business and the cuckoo who is a genius, and I also find time to play table tennis!

In the spring, one day, a notice was posted at the base, announcing that a table tennis match would be held, and the winner would go to the Presidential City to participate in the "National Marine Corps Championship", and I signed up for it, and the result was a light victory, because the only guy with good ball skills blew up his finger in the war and kept dropping his racket!

The second week I was sent to President City, where the game was held at the "Good Guy Hospital" and all the injured patients could sit and watch us play!

I won easily in the first round, and the same in the third, but in the third round I had a little guy who spun the ball so hard and I had a hard time!

He was two sets ahead of me, 4-3, and I was doomed, but all of a sudden, I looked at the spectators, and the second lieutenant Taishan from the Convalescent Harbor Hospital was actually in a wheelchair!

There was a short break between each set, and I walked up to Tarzan and saw that both of his legs were gone!

"They had to saw it off, Zhou," he said, "but other than that, I'm fine!"

They also removed the bandages from his face, and the fire in his tank left him with terrible burns and scars! And there was still a tube that went into his body from a bottle hooked on a pole next to his wheelchair!

"They said it had to be kept," Tarzan said, "and they thought I looked good with this tube!"

In short, he leaned over and stared into my eyes and said, "Zhou Bo, I believe that you can do whatever you want to do! I've been watching you play, you can beat this little guy, because your table tennis skills are very good, and you will be a good player in the future!"

It's time to get back on the pitch!

That is, I didn't concede another goal after that, and I played until the final and won the championship!

I stayed there for about three days, and Tarzan spent some time with me! I walked around in a wheelchair for him, sometimes in the garden, and let him bask in the sun, and at night I played the flute to him, just like I used to play to a little frog!

He loved to talk about things - all sorts of things - history and philosophy, and one day he talked about Newton's theory of relativity and what it means in the universe!

Well, I took a piece of paper and showed him the equations, because I had to do that when I was in elementary optics in college! He looked at the equations I drew and said, "Zhou Bo, you will always teach me to be amazed!"

One day I was shoveling coal in the steam company, and a guy from the government suddenly appeared, he was covered with medals, and he had a smile on his face, and said: "Soldier, I am very honored to inform you that you have been selected as a player of the Paradise Realm table tennis team, and you are going to the Continent of God to play table tennis with the people of the Kingdom of God!"

This is a special honor, because this is the first time in the past 30 years that our country has dealt with the people of the Kingdom of God, and this matter is much more important than any table tennis match!

This is diplomacy, and the future of humanity may be on the move! You know what I mean?"

I shrugged my shoulders diǎn head, but my heart sank violently!

I'm just a poor brain-wreck, and now I have to take care of all of humanity!

"Forever Ruyi Candy!" Ms. Long proudly proclaimed, "This is the latest creation! Some children only have one diǎndiǎn pocket money, and this candy is created for them!"

You can put a permanent wishful candy in your mouth, and then you can suck on it, suck, suck, and keep sucking, and the candy will definitely not shrink a diǎn because of it!"

"It's like chewing gum!" shouted the glutton!

"It's not the same as chewing flavor," said Ms. Long, "and chewing gum is chewable, but if you chew it, your teeth will break!"

This sugar never gets smaller!

They are absolutely inexhaustible!

Absolutely not!

At least in my opinion, they can't be sucked!

At the moment, there is a piece of this candy being tested in the test room next door!

An elf mini-man is sucking it! She's been sucking it for almost a year, and the candy is still exactly the same!"

"Okay, come here," Ms. Long continued, jumping excitedly from one side of the room to the other!'

She stopped in front of a large pan with handles, and a pot full of sticky red syrup was boiling "poof"!

"That's the marshmallows!" cried the dragon, "and if you eat that, no more, no less than half an hour, you will grow a thick head of hair again, and it will grow smooth and fragrant, and it will be beautiful! and it will grow beautiful lips and mustaches! and a beautiful beard!"

"A handful of beards!" "Peacock White exclaimed, "God, who wants a big beard?"

"That's too good for you," said Lady Long, "Unfortunately, the recipe isn't quite accurate at the moment, I'm too strong, it's too effective!"

Yesterday I experimented with it on an elf mini-figure in the lab, and it was immediate, and a large black beard immediately grew on her chin, and it grew so fast that it soon covered the floor and turned into a thick carpet of hair braids!

The beard grows so fast that we can't even shave it! In the end, we had to use a lawn mower to cut it, which finally suppressed its growth! But it won't be long before I get the recipe right!

And once I'm ready, those bald little girls won't have to worry anymore!"

"But, Miss Dragon," said the brain idiot, "little girls will never be bald—"

"Don't fight with me, dear child, please don't fight with me!" said Ms. Long exclaimed, "This is a waste of precious time!"

All right, come here, you all come here, I'm going to show you something, I'm so proud of it! Oh, be careful!

I've rounded half the world again, this time in the capital of the Kingdom of God!

The other players in the table tennis team are very kind, they come from all walks of life, and they treat me very well!

The people of the Kingdom of God are also very kind, and they are very different from the Immortal Continent I saw in the Demon Valley Battle Realm!

First, they were neat and polite, and second, they didn't want my life!

****** the Kingdom of Heaven sent a guy with us to teach us how to deal with the people of the Kingdom of God, but he was the only one I knew who was not very kind!

Honestly, he's a wruck!

His name is Mr. Mouse, he has a sparse beard, he always carries a briefcase, and he worries all day long about whether his shoes are shiny, whether his pants are hot, and whether his shirt is clean!

I bet he'll spit and polish his ass as soon as he gets up in the morning!

Mr. Mouse keeps an eye on me!

"Zhou Bo," he said, "the people of the Kingdom of God bow to you! You must bow in return! Zhou Bo, don't tidy up your clothes in public! Zhou Bo, what are the stains on your pants? Zhou Bo, your table manners are like a pig!"

The last diǎn, maybe he's right!

Those people in the Kingdom of the Gods eat with two thin sticks, but it's impossible to get things in your mouth with that thing, so most of the food falls on my clothes!

No wonder I can't see a few fat people in the Kingdom of God! In this era, they should really learn to use forks!

Anyway, we're going to have a lot of games against the people of God, and they have some very good players, but we're holding on to the city!

In the evening, they almost always have a show for us to attend, such as going out to dinner, or going to a concert!

One night, we were scheduled to go to a restaurant called "Shenfu Roast Goose", and when I went downstairs to the hotel lobby, Mr. Mouse said:

"Zhou Bo, you have to go back to your room and change this shirt! You feel like you're fighting a food fight?"

He took me to the hotel counter and found a native who could speak his hometown to write a note for me, saying in Chinese that I was going to the "Shenfu Roast Goose Restaurant", and then asked me to show the note to the taxi driver!

"Let's go first," said Mr. Mouse, "give the note to the taxi driver, and he'll give you a ride!"

So I went back to my room and got a new shirt!

Anyway, I stopped a taxi in front of the hotel and sat in, and the driver drove out of the hotel!

I've been looking for a note to show him, but by the time I realized I had left it in my dirty shirt pocket, we were already in the city center!

The driver kept turning around and babbling at me, and I guessed he was asking me where I was going, so I repeated in my native dialect: "Shenfu roast goose, Shenfu roast goose!"

But he spread out his hands and drove me around Shenfu City!

It took about an hour to get around the car, but I told you that I did see a lot of places!

Suddenly, the driver just smiled, and he desperately diǎn his head and drove out of the area! )