Chapter 1680 A tree, a hundred branches, and ten thousand knots, should be smoked and dyed

Which pot is not opened, which pot you mention, is it deliberately looking for trouble?

Looking at the wet man to the director now, this thing is like this.

Yaya rubbed it, let you win me once, you are still on it, aren't you?

I didn't use all my strength, I used all my strength...... I guess I can't win you, but this kind of thing just comes up from time to time? I don't know if it's good to see each other in the future?

How can the two of us become good friends after you do this?

The director went to the side angrily.

The wet man looked at the director and snorted for a moment's time.

He really didn't think too much about it at the beginning, he just wanted Director Xiang to make a poem about lilacs, and he thought too much about Director Xiang himself.

Ding Dingge came over and stabbed the wet man, and said in a blunt Chinese language: "The mud boy can't say anything back, you still shake your head and tail in front of others after defeating others, it's very hateful." ”

Wet man: "Brother Dingding, that's called showing off your might, not shaking your head and tail, the Chinese language is broad and profound, you still have to study hard." ”

"Oh, yes? You just asked the director to give a wet hand, do you have an idea of your own? Then you make a wet hand and let all of us listen, okay?"

Don't say it, Ding Dinge is really going to do something, his proposal has been unanimously approved by everyone.

The wet man grinned a little, and said that he meowed a pit and put himself in the pit.

"I ...... I just said to be playing, don't take it seriously, watch Ye Shen squeeze oil. ”

"No, no, no, you must have an idea, according to the words of your Huaxia people, you have a front wheel in your chest, right?"

"That's called having a good mind, you can't understand your Chinese language, even if I compose poetry, you can't understand it. ”

"Ye Sen can understand, Director Xiang can also understand, and this kind old man, they are all you Chinese people, they can all understand, wet brother, hurry up and make a song. ”

Ding Dingge is just fighting for the director, catching the wet man and not letting go, he has to make a song.

Ye Fei distilled his clove oil with a smile, he wouldn't stop this kind of atmosphere, as long as he didn't fight.

The superior also came to joke for a while, and said with a smile: "Comrade Ding Ping, since everyone wants you to make a song, then you can give everyone a song." ”

Wet Man: "......"

He didn't expect the superior to say the same, he could not listen to what others said, but he would never dare not listen to what the superior said.

He wanted to say that it was not well brewed, but after thinking about it, he couldn't say that the requirements of the superiors, even if they were not brewed, you had to implement them.

"Good...... Well, I'm just a beginner, so please don't laugh at it. ”

You see, in order to prevent it from collapsing, the wet man first set aside his own back road.

Director Xiang came back from the side and said: "Brother Shiren, don't be modest, everyone knows that you are only eight years old and rich and rich, and besides, the ancients used poetry to make music at the banquet, thus leaving countless praiseworthy poems and songs, it just so happens that today Ye Shen is also a banquet in the Tang Dynasty, if you can make a good poem at this banquet, you will also go down in history, and when the time comes, this poem will also be a good story." ”

Wet Man: "......"

This thing looked at Director Xiang with a painful face.

Xiang glanced at the director with a slanted glance at the wet man, and said in his heart Your sister's, do, do, do, you do, the superior is here, see if you are a poem or a death.

Didn't you just gossip?

You're going to give me back now, and I'm not going to fall into the well.

The wet man was forced to sweat for a while, and the more anxious he was, the more he couldn't find inspiration.

Director Xiang smiled and said, "Don't worry, we are all very patient, you can find inspiration, why don't we go to the beach again?"

Wet Man: "...... Roll the calves. ”

It's also a seaside, don't pull me if you want to eat seafood.

Wet man's depressed explosion.

Everyone looked at the wet man with a hippie smile.

The audience in the live broadcast room also looked at the wet man at this time, and they also wanted to hear what kind of poem this thing could make.

Those who like wet man works are also quite excited.

"Look at what great works have come out of the great poet Dingda. ”

"We have another masterpiece in the Chinese literary world. ”

"Come on, wet people. ”

At this time, he also smiled and said: "Wet man, if you can do a good job of wetting, I will give you a VIP card of our Tianxia Group, and you can eat all the food of our Tianxia Group for free, and the validity period is for a lifetime." ”

Rumble~~

As soon as the words of eating all over the world were finished, many people were lively.

The VIP of the Tianxia Group, all the food can be eaten casually, you must know that there are too many snacks produced by the Tianxia Group, if you can eat it for a lifetime, it will be absolutely crooked.

Many people looked at the wet man with envy, and they all shouted and cheered for him.

The wet man smiled a little bitterly, and said that this VIP card is not easy to get.

Ye Fei saw that the wet man had not moved for a long time, and the thing turned his head to look at it, and saw the wet man looking at him with blank eyes.

"Let you compose poems, what do you think I'm doing?" Ye Fei said with a smile.

The wet man suddenly smiled and said: "Ye Shen, I know you can do anything, my level in front of you is a class axe, or you make a poem about lilacs, I would rather give you the VIP card of the Tianxia Brother Group, how about it?"

Ye Fei: "......"

Your sister, what do you mean by your VIP card? Have you got it? That's the VIP card of the world's brother.

Seeing Ye Fei staring at him, Shirenguang was afraid that Ye Fei would not agree, so he hurriedly said loudly in the direction of the computer: "Everyone, in fact, I think it's inappropriate for you to keep me composing poems, and everyone has seen my level, it's very high, right? ”

Everyone: "......"

I'll go, wet man, is there a thick-skinned person like you? Is it so hard to get a little discipline? What does it mean that your level is high? How high are you?

Just when everyone wanted to refute him, Shiren hurriedly continued: "I just said, Ye Shen is an all-rounder, he can do anything, so I suggest that this poem of lilacs be written by Ye Shen, with Ye Shen's fame, if you make another quatrain for the ages, it will be the icing on the cake, everyone says right?"

Don't say it, what this thing said really brought the hearts of the audience to life, and even several guests at the scene all looked at Ye Fei.

Ye Fei: "......"

"What do you think I'm doing? I don't know how to write poetry, it's the work of noble people, and my job is to walk around the stove. ”

The superior said with a smile: "Comrade Ding Ping reminded us in one sentence just now, you are indeed an all-rounder, maybe your attainments in literature are not shallow, or you should compose a poem at everyone's request?"

Ye Fei looked at the superior with a twitch on his face, he felt that this old man was a little talkative today, what kind of fun are you doing about this, demeanor, you have to maintain your demeanor, don't you know?

Then he looked at the wet man again, he really wanted to pick up the freshly distilled clove oil paste on this guy's face, shit, your real identity is a football player, right? Look at the 6 that this ball kicked.

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room also coaxed, and the audience who grabbed the microphone from the world and the scattered flower fairy all shouted for Ye Fei to compose a poem.

Even the bend and the bend screamed for Ye Fei to come to a song.

Ye Fei cried and laughed: "Twist and turn, can you understand me when I make a song?"

Twisting and Twisting said with a smile: "I am learning about the Chinese culture of the earth, and I plan to settle in China in the future, of course I can understand it." ”

Ye Fei: "......"

Damn, this bastard.

Finally, Ye Fei looked at a few live broadcast guests, looked at the direction of the computer, and said: "Okay, everyone's fate is hard to disobey, since everyone asked me to make a song, then I will make a song, but let's say it first, my level is not as good as Brother Shiren, and even not as good as many friends in the scene and the live broadcast room, I am also making nonsense, everyone is happy, don't laugh." ”

Seeing Ye Fei's cautious appearance, people smiled one by one.

"Ye Shen, it's okay, we believe in you. ”

"That's right, you're an all-rounder, you can do anything, and a little poem is no problem for you. ”

"Ye Shen is the best. ”

"Love tiger oil, leaf god. ”

Ye Fei thought for a while while looking at the mixture of clove oil and water flowing out of the drainage tube.

Everyone waited quietly.

Suddenly, Ye Fei smiled and said, "Since we are using clove oil to make a seasoning today, I will make a poem about the fragrance of lilacs, it's not good, I hope you don't laugh." ”

"We don't laugh, Ye Shen just needs to make it. The wet man hurriedly said.

He was really afraid that Ye Fei would regret it, and then people would catch him again, so the sooner Ye Fei did it, the better.

Ye Fei nodded, closed his eyes and thought for a while, and said slowly: "The fragrance is humane and fragrant, who believes that cloves smell the same." A tree with 100 branches and 10,000 knots should be smoked and dyed. ”

A total of four sentences, after Ye Fei finished it, he found that there was no movement around.

He looked at it, and saw the superiors, Shiren and Director Xiang were all frowning and thinking, and Yimihua and Ding Dingge were also thinking, and the ghosts didn't know what they were thinking.

But at this time, Meng Jiuzhou, the president of the Huaxia Writers Association in the live broadcast room, issued a long list of frightened expressions, which made many people not know what it meant.

"Old Meng, what's wrong?" asked after eating all over the world.

Meng Jiuzhou sent a message: "Okay, good, good! Ye Shen's poem about cloves is really good." ”

Everyone was stunned, because many people did not fully understand the meaning of this poem, even including eating all over the world.

"Elder Meng, can you help us all explain?"

Meng Jiuzhou sent a message: " It is very easy to understand, the fragrance of humanity sleep is strong, it is said that people only know the fragrance of sleep fragrance in the fragrance of flowers, and sleep fragrance is also known as Ruixiang, if this name should be well understood, Ruixiang is rich, so that people can fall asleep for a long time, and the second sentence who believes in the smell of cloves, is to say that who can think of the aroma of cloves and Ruixiang is not bad up and down, the third sentence of a tree with a hundred branches and thousands of knots, is to say that the flower season is coming, lilacs are more gorgeous than Ruixiang, a tree is full of flowers, incomparable, the last sentence should be more fumigated Fei Chungong, according to my understanding it should be between cloves and Ruixiang, the spring god should spend more time to smoke lilacs, which also highlights the more noble and extraordinary lilacs, which is really good, a poem contrasts the two flowers, so as to highlight the lilacs are more precious and beautiful. ”

Meng Jiuzhou's news was very long, and he said all four sentences of a poem according to his own understanding.

After eating all over the world, he looked at it and read it out loud, and finally asked, "Ye Shen, is Meng Lao's explanation correct?"

Ye Fei laughed: " Yes, of course, yes, it is not a loss to be the president of the association, this is what it means, lilacs have begun to be cultivated in the period of the Northern and Southern Dynasties of China, and in the Tang Dynasty they began to be widely cultivated, and lilacs are indispensable in many private gardens, and it is precisely because of this that there will be this clove drench, the intelligent Tang people through continuous exploration, extracted the oil of the lilac as a condiment, so that this delicacy not only has the fresh flavor of fish, but also the elegant floral fragrance of cloves, which is also a very creative food. ”

Seeing that Ye Fei had admitted Meng Jiuzhou's translation, people pondered it carefully, and they were all excited.

The reason why people asked Ye Fei to compose poems just now is actually to coax, anyway, it is to enliven the atmosphere of the scene and the live broadcast room, but who would have thought that he would really make such a high-level poem, which is also a bit too surprising.

At the scene, he glanced at the wet man to the director, pouted and said: "Do you hear it?" This is a poem, and if you write a poem, let President Meng of the Huaxia Writers Association and many literati give a thumbs up, this is the master." ”

Wet Man: "......."

"Your sister, although Lao Tzu is not a master, but I have made two decent poems, what about you?ah~ The sea, mother...... Slapped you in the face and said that people are stepmothers, are you ashamed?"

"You ......"

"What are you, brother, you're going too far. ”

“...... You scolded me and said I was too much?"

"Uh-huh~"

“......”

The two of them saw that they were about to fight, and the superior laughed: "Forget it, both of you should calm down, after all, it's a live broadcast." ”

He shook his arm to the director, snorted, and glared at Shiren: "If it weren't for everyone's face, I would have crushed you to death." ”

"I ....."

The wet man wanted to say that you don't have that ability, but when he looked at the director's body of flesh of several hundred pounds, the thing shrunk his neck and said, "I'll sue you for murder." ”

Everyone was amused by the two guys' scolding, and the tears of laughter came out, these two people are two comics, and they can quarrel with each other.

Ye Fei was also amused by the two of them, and said, "Okay, okay, our clove oil is almost distilled, and we will eat delicious food in a while." ”

As soon as they heard about the delicious food, the two guys braked instantly, and they all turned their eyes to the plate of bluefin tuna meat and the bowl of distilled clove oil.

Under everyone's gaze, Ye Fei took out a separator made of crystal, poured the contents of the bowl into the separator, and then slowly clarified it.

Through the crystal separator, one can clearly see that the contents are divided into two layers, with clear water below and a yellowish liquid about a centimeter thick on top.

Ye Fei turned on a switch under the separator, released the water, and closed the switch when the pale yellow liquid was about to flow out.

I took a bowl and poured the pale yellow liquid left in the separator, then pointed to the bowl and said: "Clove oil, the normal color is elegant pale yellow or brown yellow, we extract light yellow, because the flowers we use are fresh lilacs, if it is dried lilac extraction, the color will be darker, clove oil is available, we can slightly match it with mustard, after all, some people like to eat like this, and there is also a seasoning in this dish." ”

Ye Feiyi stretched out his hand and picked up a bottle of balsamic vinegar on the table, and said: "Vinegar, in fact, this delicacy has another name, called clove fragrant vinegar, which means that you can dip it in clove flower oil when eating, or you can use vinegar to drizzle it before eating, of course, the way to eat in the East is to use soy sauce, vinegar and mustard, and now we will use all these four seasonings, after all, we have to take care of some guests who don't eat mustard and vinegar, and we won't go into detail about mustard, we have made a mustard duck paw before, and it has been said very clearly." ”

Ye Fei said as he took out a few small bowls, and then filled them with clove oil, balsamic vinegar, soy sauce and mustard sauce respectively, and placed them in the four corners of the long plate, and the dish was completed.