Chapter 129: Inventory of the Top Ten Bad Movies of 2018

"Movie World" may really be good.

On the other end of the phone, Zhang Xiaodong was passing the latest information to Li Li: "Xiaoli, tell you, the latest issue of "Movie World" has just completed the re-editing and production. ”

"Huh? Why?"

"They just modified all the things in the show that have the characteristics of recruiting black, and their producers have one requirement for the fourth episode of the show, guess what?"

"What?"

"I'd rather be bland than conflict! And they deleted the part where the guests recommended their own movies! They were scared of being scolded!"

Li Li hit the nail on the head: "They are not scared of being scolded, they are scared of the sluggish ratings!"

"Eh, you are right, those who do the show are not afraid of scolding, but they are afraid that they will not pay attention to the confiscation of the ratings. Your PK with "Movie World" is almost the last hard blow! They should be almost unable to hold on, you come on. ”

……

Putting down Zhang Xiaodong's phone, Li Li was a little embarrassed.

A month has passed, who would have thought that in the competition with "Movie World", "Movie Guide" can always be in the lead?

Shanghai Satellite TV didn't expect it, Taili didn't expect it, it is estimated that no one dared to think that it would be the current situation at first.

It's always right to work hard and take your audience seriously.

Until the evening, the news about "Movie World" on the Internet is very routine, and there is no longer hype news with an official nature.

It's going to be 9 o'clock in the evening, and every Saturday at this time, the leaders of the station will go to the screening room to pay attention to the program of "Viewing Guide", but today's screening room is exceptionally quiet.

In the PK with "Movie World", and the ratings remained at about 1.4%, the program officially entered a stable period, these positive factors made the leaders' hanging hearts finally relaxed, and the focus of the leaders' New Year's work has shifted to the "I am an actor" project.

After looking at the time, Li Li went downstairs and walked to the "I Am an Actor" column group.

"Yo, Xiaoli, where are you going?" the editor-in-chief greeted him.

"Editor-in-chief, I'm going to the "I'm an Actor" column group. You're going upstairs to watch our show, right?"

"We don't need to keep an eye on your program, the crisis brought to us by the friendly station has basically been lifted, and your ratings have entered a stable period smoothly, so we don't have to worry about it!

You're good enough, and in 2019, keep it up!"

After a few laughs and chats with the editor-in-chief, Li Li walked into the office of "I Am an Actor", and his colleagues had just finished working overtime at this time.

The deputy station personally urged: "Everyone go home and have a good rest, come to the unit before 6 o'clock tomorrow morning, our work is too intense, I will personally follow you to work overtime! Okay, let's go home and rest! Yo, Xiaoli is here!"

"You're emaciated. ”

"Well, I'll go home and sleep!" the sub-desk yawned and left.

Li Li was stunned, you who have to go to the screening room every time, don't you go too?

Although this is the leaders' reassurance of the "Movie Guide", from another point of view, this is not that the leaders no longer have higher expectations for the ratings of the "Movie Guide"?

The flattening of the ratings of the past three episodes has given the "Movie Guide" a "stable period", basically everyone thinks that the potential of the "Movie Guide" has been squeezed out, and the upper limit of the program is like this.

However, Li Li feels that the ceiling of "Movie Viewing Guide" has not been touched yet.

"Xiaoli, let's go, go upstairs to watch the show!" Song Dong walked over with a smile.

Xia Xue also carried her bag and said, "Go back to our base camp, miss everyone!"

"I'll go too!" Lao Kong said again, "There is a girl named Cai Jiayan this week, and she has submitted her works 6 times, oh my God!"

Xia Xue: "Well, I'm also convinced, every time I change the registered work, I keep instructing, don't take this version as a reference, the work I sent before is not my best state." ”

Li Li was also surprised by this, "She is too unconfident in herself, and she attaches too much importance to this opportunity, and she always feels that she has not shown her best side." You have time to send me her submissions, and I'll take a look. ”

"Okay, no problem. ”

……

A few people chatted and chatted, and then walked into the screening room, colleagues were there, but none of the leaders came.

It wasn't until the online version of "Movie Viewing Guide" was about to be launched that Director Wang of the movie channel came.

He asked suspiciously, "Huh, what about Mr. Han, Taiyu, and them?"

Li Li smiled: "They are busy with other work, Director Wang, you are seated." ”

Director Wang sat down in the middle, and he smiled: "Eh, the feeling of being empty around me is really a little uncomfortable, your show, it should really be on our movie channel!"

Li Li smiled and went to serve tea to Wang Taichang.

The screening room, which was already full in the past, seemed a little "empty" tonight, and there were not as many people from other column groups as before.

Everyone has obviously taken the excellence of "Movie Guide" as a matter of course!

It wasn't until 9 p.m. that the screening room came alive.

It's not Xiao Wang who is responsible for refreshing the web page, he is Mr. Yu's royal assistant, and it is Mr. Yu who is serving, not "Movie Guide".

Cheng Juan walked to the computer next to the table to operate, and after refreshing the web page, the first episode of the new year's program of "Movie Viewing Guide" was launched.

As soon as the screen popped up, the atmosphere of the screening room, which was a little "dull" compared to before, was suddenly ignited.

Everyone's eyes focused on the data under the web page, and their bodies leaned forward one after another, and they were dumbfounded in an instant!

[Views]: 211,345;

[Barrage]: 11,353;

[forward]: 6103;

[Likes]: 32,353;

[Flower delivery]: 22,566;

[Shoot bricks]:——

At this time, the online time is only 1 minute! 1 minute!!

"Oh my God, it's only been 1 minute since it was launched, and there were 210,000 plays?

"There are too many [likes] and [sending flowers], the show hasn't started yet, so like and send flowers? netizens don't know the content!"

"How much improvement is this from previous shows?"

"yes, how much has it improved?"

Everyone's eyes instantly focused on Li Li, waiting for an answer.

Li Li's face was calm, and he said: "I wasn't in the screening room in the last program, I don't know, in the previous episode, the number of broadcasts in one minute was 126,342, and we increased by 85,003 this time, an increase of 67.2%. As for [likes] and [sending flowers], these two data have skyrocketed, with the former increasing by 211.2% and the latter increasing by 271.7%. ”

Lao Kong said: "Hey! This time I finally don't need to press the calculator." ”

Song Dong sighed: "It's good to have a small gift!"

"But the data in this 1 minute is too explosive, isn't it? Doubling is too ruthless, unreasonable!"

……

Everyone exclaimed, but the barrage that rushed out gave everyone the answer:

"The New Year's Eve party amazed me, it's the first time to pay attention to this host!"

"Greetings to the new audience!"

"Seeing that the show is online, I have a thumbs up in my left hand and a bouquet of flowers in my right hand!

"Send flowers and flowers!

……

There is no doubt that the wonderful performance of the New Year's Eve party has a positive impact on Li Li's popularity.

The opening song has passed, and the first episode of the new year's program of "Movie Viewing Guide" has begun.

In this episode, Li Li wore a difficult costume color - bright orange.

As the most angry host in the film review show, Li Li's clothes can never be tried.

The burly man can't wear it, the cream boy is too feminine to wear, but Li Li can control it well, very unique, very individual, very bright and handsome, but not frivolous.

Li Li entered the painting, his smile was quiet, and his voice was not hurried or slow:

"Audience friends, hello everyone, welcome to watch the "Movie Viewing Guide" exclusively titled and broadcast by Soyu Video, I am your good friend Li Li! In this episode, our theme is [2018 Top Ten Bad Movies Inventory]!

In order to avoid adding blockages to the audience on the occasion of bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new, we deliberately changed the broadcast time of [2018 Top Ten Bad Movies Inventory] from the end of 18 years to the beginning of 19 years.

In order to avoid favoritism, the review film in this issue refuses to rank, and the review film is as follows: "Ancestors of the Nineteenth Generation", "Jue Ji", "Three Lives and Three Worlds and Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms", "Proud Gate 3", "Fairy Ball War", "Demon Suppression", "Fuji Mountain Residence", "Li Lei and Han Meimei", "Best Friends 2", "Fierce Insects Crossing the River".

Tips: Loyal fans of the above videos should avoid it in time, and the editor is not responsible for the high discomfort that will be caused by watching the show. ”

Barrage flies:

"Don't add blockage at the end of the year, you are blocking the fans at the beginning of the year, fortunately, I am not a fan of anyone!"

"Mom, I'm a fan of Guo Jingming, the front is highly toxic, I'll withdraw first!"

""The Nineteenth Generation of Ancestors" is not a bad movie, it's quite interesting!"

If "The Nineteenth Generation of Ancestors" is not a bad movie, then "Fierce Insects Crossing the River" is not!"

"I'm so excited all of a sudden!

"It's been a long time since I've heard Li Li comment on bad movies, I thought Li Li had wilted!"

"Teacher Li, don't forget your original intention, don't forget why the audience supports you!"

……

In the show, Li Li faded out of the picture, and the performance screen of the Deyi Society Theater cut out.

Deyi Club, founded by cross talk master Guo Deyi, is a dominant family in today's cross talk industry.

During the program:

Li Li explained: "Before commenting on "The Nineteenth Generation of Ancestors", we first express our deep respect for the outstanding contributions made by Mr. Guo Deyi in the cross talk industry.

But Mr. Guo Deyi endured the humiliation and the grassroots counterattack and built the glory of 3/4 of the cross talk world, we have to put it aside and walk into the movie "Ancestors of the Nineteenth Generation" without emotion.

"Nineteen Generations of Ancestors" was released by the Spring Festival in 2018, the film tells the story of Bei Xiaobei, a frustrated and ugly-looking young writer, who wants to return to the dynasty of his ancestors to change his genes, and has traveled through the five dynasties of the Republic of China, the Qing Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty, the Jin Dynasty, and the Ancient Dynasty...... After a fantastic journey, regain self-confidence and bravely face the story of life.

The plot setting of the film is not new, all kinds of jokes are frantically put together, and all the actors are embarrassed throughout the whole process.

If you look at the film from a cinematic perspective, then all the elements related to the movie are basically zero!"

The screen of the program is black, and a large number of neat "0s" float across the screen!

Barrage:

"Poof!"

"It's too bad! This show is even more damaged than Li Li's comments in the later stage!"

"Kudos to the post!

"It's so naughty in the later stage!"

……

In the office:

Director Wang said: "You did a good job in the later stage of this episode, it was vivid and interesting. ”

Xia Xue pointed at Li Li, "Director, that was designed by him!"

Director Wang: "You...... You're meddling somewhere, kid?"

Li Li grinned.

In the TV picture:

Li Li commented: "For "Ancestors of the Nineteenth Generation", a movie that we want to greet our ancestors, we can actually find some highlights at the film level, for example, the director spent 95 minutes to show the audience his strong connections in the circle.

However, more than 30 star actors such as Wu Xiubo, Lin Zhiling, Wu Jing, Wang Baoqiang, Da Peng, Wu Junru, Du Chun, Fan Bingbing, Zhang Guoli and so on joined in, and they can't hide the fact that they are absolutely bad movies, let alone save the reputation of Deyi Society that has been seriously overdrawn in film and television over the years.

The director openly criticized the number of films scheduled too little, and frankly, about 2% of the films scheduled is indeed too little, and we would like to thank the major theaters for successfully alleviating our movie-going disaster.

Faced with the disadvantage of the film, the director began to save himself!"

Everything on the TV screen, the director's previous Weibo and remarks were shown on the screen, and the majestic and shocking BGM "The-Mass" sounded!

The first Weibo:

"I'm content...... Looking at the comments I laughed, at the moment there are mainly two extremes. Those who have seen the movie say that the movie is good, and those who have not seen it say that it is bad......"

The second Weibo:

"The bad movies in the past were not made by myself, they were all for others...... If I have the chance, I will really make one, it is a bad movie, and you will scold it again!"

……

The TV picture is everything again, and the screenshots of countless netizens' scolding are posted, and the background music "A Cut Plum" sounds-"Snowflakes flutter in the north wind and Xiaoxiao, the world is vast......"

Barrage:

"Kudos to the later part of this episode!"

"The soundtrack is so funny, add chicken legs to the post!"

"Well done!"

"Although I'm Tsuna, to be honest, I really resent his practice of telling nonsense to lure the audience into the theater in order to make money. ”

"Are you afraid that you will forget his endorsement of Sichuan Secret Oil Draining Diet Tea? He scolded his peers and listened to it, and he scolded the reporter and we were happy, but his attitude of not admitting it when he defended himself was really speechless. ”

"He is an outstanding cross talk performance artist, but this just shows that he has perfected the art of cross talk!"

"You are not allowed to talk about him, you don't know how difficult it was for him before, whether it is false endorsements, quibbles, or bad movies, it is understandable!

“……”

During the program:

We don't know why Mr. Guo Deyi is so self-confident, the editor guesses, either he lives in his own world, or he lives in the world of money.

When the hot money of capital poured into the film market, countless people wanted to take the opportunity to get a piece of the pie, and when eating this cup of soup, no one looked better than who!

Compared with films such as "Cross Talk Movie: I Want to Be Happy" and "Happy Comedian", this "Nineteenth Generation of Ancestors" has still made some progress, so one star is given to show encouragement!

Finally, I would like to remind the majority of netizens:

If you have a slightly higher laugh, it is not recommended to watch it;

If you want to watch a comedy, it is not recommended to watch it;

If you are pregnant, it is not recommended;

……”

Wang Taichang frowned: "What do you mean by pregnancy?"

Song Dong: "Spit, director!"

Director Wang smiled: "Xiaoli, aren't you afraid that people will reason with you?"

Li Li smiled lightly: "I'm afraid, I don't dare to reason with Mr. Guo Deyi, because he can always reason." ”

……

On the screen, the show continues:

"Finally, the editor would like to say sincerely: 'Mr. Guo Deyi, can we talk about cross talk well?' If you want to make a movie, can you not take back the word 'de'?!'

The second bad movie of 2018, "Jue Ji"!"

The barrage is surging:

"Don't take back the word 'de'......? Your mouth is too poisonous, isn't it?"

"If Mr. Guo Deyi doesn't scold you, my Sun Deqiang's 'de' word will be withdrawn!"

"Li Li is really bold, it's not good to pick someone to criticize, you have to pick someone who makes a living by his tongue!"

"I really like to watch Guo Deyi's cross talk, and I can watch TV shows, but to tell the truth, the movie is sparse, and it's clear that it's just to make money!"

"I grew up listening to Mr. Guo's cross talk, and Mr. Guo's cross talk accompanied me to sleep late at night, you criticized Mr. Guo so much!"

"Just on the facts, just because the cross talk is good, other bad deeds can be written off?"

"Virtue and art, artistic attainments are so high, virtue must be good!

"Haha, it turns out that the so-called old artists have all had accidents, and some of them have not had an accident because they have not been exposed!"

"Don't make any noise, everyone, "Jue Ji" is coming, I just offended Guo Deyi, and this is going to challenge Guo Jingming's fans again!"

……

Li Liyi criticized, and netizens were very happy, except for some brainless fans who were unhappy!

Program:

"Guo Jingming, the director of "Jue Ji", has presented the series of movies "Little Times" to avid fans for three consecutive years!

"Little Times" has opened up an unprecedented height in the history of bad Chinese films, and it is difficult for us to imagine that a bad film can derive a series of works and create a cumulative box office of nearly 2 billion.

If we look for the answer here, we seem to be able to find a plausible explanation:

Yang Mi fans: 103 million

Guo Jingming's fans: 41.3 million;

Ke Zhendong: 35 million;

Chen Xuedong: 32 million;

……

And my fans, 10.12 million, hey!"

The barrage responded:

"Poof!"

"Teacher Li, don't sigh, I'm going to pay attention to you!"

"Don't be so naughty, okay? I'll fall in love with you like this!"

"Watching Mr. Li's show, the melancholy mood of the day is swept away!"

……

Program: "The fourth part of the 17-year-17 "Little Times" series - "Little Times: The End of the Soul" was broadcast as scheduled, and we, who were ravaged by the first three films, no longer pay attention to whether there is an end to the soul, we just want to know if the director's filming career has an end.

The cruel reality shattered our little expectations, and in 18 years, "Jue Ji" walked into the theater openly, Director Guo used advanced CG technology to perfectly interpret to the audience the excellent acting skills of many fresh meat and vases in Guo's series of movies - facial paralysis!

I would like to warmly congratulate the director for finally making up his historical status in the history of domestic bad films with five-star praise with Jueji and the "Little Times" tetralogy.

In the applause, we walked into the facial paralysis animated movie: "Jue Ji"!

In the video of the program, the sound effect of "applause" sounded.