As a result, I drank dizzy, and the peanuts were eaten by me alone, and then my stomach churned, and I immediately ran to the bathroom and vomited.

Later, Wen Yu found out and said that he had missed such a good scene, so he had to let me talk about the situation again.

She said: "Secretly petty bourgeoisie, don't take me with you." ”

I said, "What kind of petty bourgeoisie is drinking, if you drink too much, it's not me who is unlucky." ”

She said, "Excuse, I want that kind of atmosphere, do you understand?"

I said, "I understand, I'll call you next time." ”

She said, "Okay, next time I'll get them all drunk and see what they look like when they're drunk?" Wen Yu laughed as she spoke.

Qingqing said: "I am a cup of pouring, and I will not give you a chance to see my foreign appearance." ”

Wen Yu said: "I have seen the state of other people when they are drunk. There is a person in my hometown who likes to drink, and when he is drunk, he cries and doesn't know what to cry about. ”

I said, "Maybe he drank tear gas." ”

She said, "Would you like to have a drink?"

I said, "I don't want to cry. ”

Pan Pan sang next to him: It is not a sin for a man to cry and cry. I'm devastated.

Wen Yu and I have been together for a long time and learned to quarrel with me, we often quarrel for a long time about some trivial things, she calls it a way to enhance the relationship, I don't know how she thinks so, every time after the quarrel, I am very angry, and she shook her legs and said, "Accept it or not?"

We often argue about sticking to our own opinions on one thing, such as: Do we want to earn it back if we lose money?

I said, "It is a blessing to suffer losses, and to eat a trench grows wisdom." ”

She said: "I don't agree with your point of view, you have to get it back if you suffer a loss, otherwise others will bully you next time." ”

I said, "There are things that you only know the essence of him if you are deceived, and you cannot make up for it, such as the betrayal of a friend." ”

She said: "Then I will find him out and let him see the fate of the betrayal, and I will not stop there." ”

I said, "You can't do anything that is lawless." ”

She said, "I'm going to do it when I'm in a hurry." ”

I said, "If it were me, I would bear it, who would let me make friends carelessly? ”

She said, "You're a sign of weakness. ”

I said, "I can't see you're so strong." ”

She said, "There are so many places you don't see?"

I said, "You're so good, why don't you go to heaven?"

She said, "Believe it or not, your mom doesn't know you when I hit me with my 4-inch little hand?"

I said, "Believe it or not, I kicked you all over the ground with my whirlwind shins." ”

She said, "I don't believe it, you dare to kick me and try." ”

I pretended to kick her, and this time she got excited, and she slapped me on the head with her arm, and I said, "Why are you really fighting?"

She said, "Who told you to kick me." ”

I said, "Where did I kick you?"

She pointed to her ass and said, "Kick this, it hurts me." ”

I said, "Why did it hurt me when you hit me?"

She said, "What's wrong with suffering a little loss? Didn't you say that suffering a loss is a blessing?"

I said, "You still say you're going to get it back?"

She said, "You are you, I am me, how can a man beat a woman." ”

I said, "Then you mean you're only allowed to hit me?"

She said, "I'll rub it for you." ”

I said, "No." ”

She said, "Don't pull it." ”

This is a woman, when she is good to you, she is delicate in every way, and when she is not good to you, you will only be abused.

In life, I hate people who follow the rules the most, do things rigidly, have a simple way to solve it, but have to do a test that people can't bear, saying that they do things according to the rules, but they are relieved of their hearts, usually do things in a proper manner, but secretly do unsightly things, this kind of people are extremely obscene and selfish, who meets who is unlucky.

I'm unlucky, I met this kind of person at KFC.

She is a group leader, as far as I know, no one in the whole store likes her, she looks average but loves self-expression, she wears clothes every day for half a month without heavy looks, walks twisted and pinched, cautious, for fear of falling or tripping, shawl curls are put down at every opportunity, looking at the whole one-forty-year-old aunt from behind, never thinking about other people's situations when doing things, there is never an exception in her, so others will not report anything to her.

I once came late, I went to the store to make a call, she was on duty, the phone said that I was half an hour late, and when I arrived, she said why did I come so late, there was no good word, saying that no one wanted to take my shift, and others would get off work at the point, saying that there was no next time, I was so angry that I almost vomited blood.

I often hear people say that being a person is a kind of learning, and I think, this sentence is not wrong, I have never learned how to behave and how to behave, and there are so many ways that I can't tell the difference between good and bad, which is really a big problem.

Whenever I talk to Wen Yu about this kind of question, she always has been mediocre to answer, in her life has never been as contradictory as me, she always lives very naturally, she said: be happy when you should be happy, be angry when you should be angry, be angry when you should be angry, do what you should do, don't be nervous, people live a lifetime, you have to show all your emotions, so that you can walk in the world in vain.

I can be really amazed by her sometimes.

But she didn't feel how different she was, she always said that the ink was black, she became lazy after being with me for a long time, she didn't want to wash her face when she slept, and she resolutely didn't go to do it on two legs when she said a few words, and sometimes she didn't want to say that it was enough with her eyes.

If she was hungry, she would look at me with her stomach in her hands, and I pretended not to see it.

She touched me and I said, "Wait a little longer, I don't want to move." ”

"I'm almost hungry for a piece of paper," she said. ”

I said, "How can there be such a thick piece of paper?" ”

When she saw that I had no intention of going, she fell asleep and ignored me again, so I had to go to the cafeteria to eat, and when she came back, she was full after only a little food.

She was coquettish, learning the tone of ancient romance dramas and saying: "I just want you to care about me, otherwise how can I live as a little woman!"

When I saw her appearance, I had *** for a while.

I said, "That little boy will care about you now." ”

She said, "Go and see that you don't have any self-control, can you have some interest?"

I said, "How many pounds and taels is there for 'excretion'?"

She said, "What if I'm not with you and you can't resist the temptation to make a mistake?"

I said, "Don't you look at me every day?" ”

She said, "No, I'm going to have to teach you self-control." ”

I said, "You're too ruthless, you don't want me to satisfy your desires." ”

She said, "You forgot the lessons of the past. ”

I remembered the awkwardness of the first meeting between the two of us, and I said, "Okay, Xiaosheng will leave you this time." ”

She smirked.

During that time, I lived a light life and was full of worries about the rest of my life.