After listening to her, I subconsciously hugged myself, "You want to be beautiful, I won't go to it, men and women don't kiss, you want me to sleep in the same bed with you, there is no door!"

She looked at me with black lines on her face and said, "What do you think about this little rabbit cub, I am your sister, you dare to think of me differently!!"

"No! Absolutely not, you coveted my beauty and wanted me to go to your dormitory, I am a good student with good moral character. ”

"When did I tell you to sleep in my bed?" she said, poking her fingers around my arm, like a kindergarten teacher counting out the bedwetting kids during their lunch break.

"Then your dormitory is only one bedroom in addition to the bathroom and kitchen, there must be only one bed, if you don't sleep on the bed, will I sleep on the ground?"

I visited the faculty dormitory of our school once, and I was quite impressed, because the so-called faculty dormitory is no different from our students' dormitory except for an extra bathroom and a simple kitchen, and it is very bleak.

But except for individual dormitories, which are specially prepared for school leaders, I heard that the decoration is quite good, three bedrooms and one living room, complete furniture, and even the sanitation is cleaned by a special person, but I just heard about it, I don't know if it's true or not.

"Who told you that my dormitory only has one bed, and there is another in the second bedroom, and if it's really not good, you can sleep on the sofa in the living room, and you can't sleep in the same bed with me anyway!" she explained quite seriously, listening to her as if her dormitory was the kind of three-bedroom apartment.

I don't go to even if it's a luxury suite, the gold and silver nests are not as good as my own kennels, not to mention that my dormitory is much stronger than the kennels.

I was in no mood to continue discussing the dormitory with her, and now I just wanted to have a cold drink and get a good night's sleep, and I didn't want to do anything else, including the big meal she had said earlier, because I felt like I was collapsed after the warm wind.

"Hey, why don't you speak............ Either you and I promise you not to tell us what you just did, and then we'll go to dinner right away, and all the time we've been on the side of the road will be wasted. She said solemnly, holding the steering wheel.

"Then you won't drive???" I gave her a blank look. Now I seriously doubt that she is a fraud in her academic qualifications, otherwise how could she be admitted to 985 colleges and universities like this......

"Sit tight, my sister is taking you to dinner, hahaha............"

I fastened my seatbelt and ignored her, and began to pay attention to the small poplars flying by outside the window, the speed of the car was fast and slow, when we were fast, we were faster than the trees, and when we were slow, the trees were faster than us.

The temperature in the car was just right, I lazily leaned my head against the window, it was cool, quite comfortable, I was satisfied, it would be better if we could shut up our chemistry teacher.

"Zhong Keyu, don't fall asleep...... We'll be there right away. ”

"Zhong Keyu, what do you want to eat in a while, don't order too much, the dishes in this store are quite expensive." ”

"Zhong Keyu, you should say two words to me, I will be bored to death if I continue like this............"

"Zhong Keyu, wake me up quickly!!"

Let her scream, I don't move, I should sleep, I should cover my ears.

Eventually, she braked hard and woke me up, and if it weren't for my seat belt, I might have flown out of the car.

I said to her bitterly, "Are you going to eat or murder?" ”

"No way! get out of the car quickly, I'll take you to the mall when you're full. "I don't think if it hadn't been for her new car, she might have kicked me off the passenger seat because she had an ugly face.

The sun was shining outside the car, and I was just cool in the car, and I immediately felt like I had been thrown into a big stove, and the temperature on my face rose suddenly.

There are so many small shops here, I don't know which one she's going to?

"Red beans and mung beans, whoever you point to is a good bean...... It's you. "After making the choice, I immediately stood at the door of a small restaurant to enjoy the coolness, although it was at the door, but the coolness of the air conditioner in the room was still blowing in from the placket of my clothes, so cool...... I'm satisfied.

"Hello sir, welcome, do you have a reservation? "I just wanted to take a cool day, but I was misunderstood by the receptionist at the door of the store.

Seeing the exquisite smile on his face, I looked more and more embarrassed, after all, I came to rub the air conditioner, and my heart was a little weak, although I didn't know whether his smile was sincere or fake, but it seemed too rude if I didn't answer, "There should be a reservation, I'm waiting for my sister, I'll ask after she comes over and then go in, you are busy first, I'll stand here and wait for her for a while, thank you." ”

"Well, okay, you can call me again if you need to. "The little brother is really polite, and he speaks so nicely, judging from his countenance, he should not be much older than me, and he looks very white and pleasing to the eye.

I was standing next to him at the door, except that he was working to earn money, and I was waiting for my stupid chemistry teacher.

Through the glass at the door, I clearly watched the chemistry teacher toss and turn in front of a parking space, the body swayed left and right, but she didn't go to the parking space, this hot day, is she showing off her car skills and reversing into storage??? or is she indirectly showing off her luxury car???

The receptionist's little brother also seemed to feel a little uncomfortable because I was standing here, and he forgot to receive the two guests, so in order not to affect his work, I had to endure the strong heat and the extremely hot sun to walk out of the door of this small shop, and the target was the owner of the car that showed off his skills in the hot summer.

I knocked on the glass of her car and motioned for her to roll it down and say a few words to me, and when the window was rolled down, I saw a sweaty beauty who looked like she had been blistered in water. The coolness of the air conditioner in the car came out of the window and blew on my face, and the air conditioner was not turned off, how could she sweat so much?

"What are you doing, let's go to dinner after parking the car, I still have classes in the afternoon, big sister......"

"Shut up for me, didn't you see that I've been parking? But that parking space is too narrow, I can't get in, for fear of scratching my new car............" There was both grievance and helplessness in her tone, the latter accounting for the vast majority, because people are particularly prone to gaffes when they are in a hurry, just like she is now, there is no temperament that adults should have.

"Why don't I help you, you leave the window open, listen to my command, I let you play the steering wheel, you can hit the steering wheel, let you park, you stop...... But you must be careful, don't use the accelerator as a brake, although my little life is not very valuable, but I haven't lived enough........."

"OKOK, don't worry, I'm very good at driving, but I'm just not used to this new car. In such an embarrassing situation, she didn't forget to defend herself, our new head teacher is really good!

After several corrections, the car finally stopped where it should have been a few minutes ago, but it was really not easy.

"Ouch, I'm tired, this broken car is too hard to drive, the front is so long, the body is so wide, I have to replace it quickly when I get home, and next time I come out to change it to a smaller and more convenient one." After the chemistry teacher got out of the car, he first counted the "broken car" worth more than one million from beginning to end, and then showed off his wealth invisibly in front of me.

That's it, who told her that there was money in her family, but I really couldn't bear her next behavior, she took out a sun umbrella from the car and propped it up above her forehead, ignoring me and walking straight ahead, nagging how difficult it was to drive this car as she walked.

I'm petrified on the spot.

After walking out seven or eight meters, she finally noticed that I was not there, and glanced back, "Hey, Zhong Keyu, why don't you leave?"

If she's a boy, I'm going to slap her up. I stood under the sun and braved the threat of heat stroke to help her command the park, and after parking, she actually held up an umbrella and left without me, which was so hateful, it was a bastard behavior.

"I'm afraid of the sun!" I said to her.

"I'm afraid that if you don't hurry up and leave, are you stupid? "She held the umbrella and stood still, and even taught me a lesson, is my hint so inconspicuous!

"I'm afraid of the sun, but I don't have an umbrella, but you do. ”

After my very obvious hints, she finally came to her senses, and walked towards me with an umbrella, not in a hurry, and walked smoothly.

"Zhong Keyu, it's not that I'm stingy, this umbrella is too small, and you're so fat, if the two of us hold it together, then both of us will definitely be sunburned, it's better for me to hold it alone, right? You see you're a little boy anyway, it's okay to have a dark complexion, it looks healthier this way, let me tell you, the little girl now likes a boy with a dark complexion like you." ”

I was speechless about her nonsense, bowed my head and walked briskly towards the small shop where I used to take a cool day, air conditioning, air conditioning, I want air conditioning............

When the little brother saw me, he said very kindly, "I'm back, do you have a reservation, I'll take you there." ”

"Wait for that girl in the back, you can ask her when she comes over. ”

After talking to my little brother, I opened my school uniform jacket and began to blow the air conditioner openly.

"Zhong Keyu, you come out for me, you are in the wrong place!!" A sentence came from outside the door like a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and I was smoking.

I smiled at my little brother very embarrassed, "Hehehehe, I'm sorry, I seem to have gone to the wrong place, sorry ............"

The little brother smiled slightly, "It's okay, go ahead, your sister seems to be waiting for you, in fact, there is no place in our store, I was still worried about whether it was because we made a mistake in booking and arranged your place out." ”

"Bye bye............" waved at the little brother and then I rushed out with an arrow step, my wife was so embarrassed, I didn't go to someone's store to eat and I blew the air conditioner for so long in vain, uh............... For the first time in my life, it is quite memorable.

She walked very slowly with an umbrella, and she only walked out of the parking space a few steps after I went out.

"Which store?"

"The one on the left. ”

Following the instructions of my chemistry teacher, I immediately turned into the next store as soon as I left the house.

It turned out to be embarrassing again in less than five seconds............ It's 100,000 times more embarrassing than just now.

The thunderbolt slashed at me again and hit me steadily, "Zhong Keyu, you came out for me, you went wrong again!!"

Luckily, the shop I had just entered was crowded with people, so I didn't have time to take care of me, so I quit with lightning speed when they weren't paying attention.

This time I learned wisely, and instead of rushing to the store again, I came to my unconscionable chemistry teacher. It's definitely a good walk to follow her.

"Zhong Keyu, do you say you're stupid, you don't know which store you rush into, I just ask if you feel embarrassed?" The chemistry teacher fell into the well, and even shamelessly mocked me when I was depressed.

"You didn't make it clear which store it was, the left side of your eyes is different from the left side of my eyes, the location is relative, and the reference object we chose is different, so in a sense, I didn't go wrong, because we didn't make an appointment to choose the same reference system............" I explained to her little by little, trying to hide the embarrassment that I had just gone to the wrong place.

"Okay, okay, what you said is right, I know that you are good at physics, you should keep these words and go back and tell your physics teacher, I am a chemistry teacher who is used to dealing with bottles and cans, and I don't like the pulling and pulling in your physics. ”

This time, I finally didn't go to the wrong store, and under the guidance of the waiter, I and the chemistry teacher came to a two-person table. The environment is OK, not particularly noisy, and no one smokes.

"Waiter, it's still the same, but today the food has to be served a little faster, we are in a hurry. ”

From this sentence, I can tell that our chemistry teacher is a complete foodie, and only after a certain number of times can he be qualified to say to the waiter with confidence, "The same old look, hurry up and serve the food." ”

A long, long time ago, I thought that people who ordered food like this were very powerful, and I thought that they were so face-saving that they could even know what to eat, and what else they couldn't do, but now when I think about my former self, I was really stupid, stupidly bubbling.

Thinking about it, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Hey, what kind of style are you smoking, you haven't started serving food yet, are you so happy to be like this? It's a shame for me............" The chemistry teacher said to me with a sneer as she dismantled the dishes, as if I had really lost her a lot of money.

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