"How can this be reasonable! It is too much to deceive people!" It was none other than the Jade Emperor who spoke.

"Where did the willow tree spirit go?" The Jade Emperor frowned, looked at Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Nezha lying on the ground, and the heavenly soldiers and generals who stood in a row and respectfully and had a straight waist.

"A bunch of trash!"

It just so happened that Emperor Zhenwu came from the south and killed violently. Hearing these words suddenly, thinking of the representative magic weapon Zixiao Demon Slashing Sword, which was easily lost, his face turned green and he felt a little embarrassed.

I was dissatisfied with this, thinking that you can do it, I'm afraid I forgot that Sun Wukong made a big fuss last time and you hid under the table. But on the surface, he did it respectfully, honestly afraid, "It's our incompetence." On this heavenly court, I am afraid that Taishang Laojun and the Buddha will be shocked!"

If you're unlucky, you'll have to pull a cushion. He didn't believe that these two immortals had any ability to withstand each other's magnet physique.

"Daddy, they all bullied me~" Nezha peeked at the angry face of King Tota Li, and knew that his father must have been distressed when he saw that he was beaten like this. Immediately the wailing intensified. "Daddy, my ass hurts. Sun Monkey beat me a few sticks, and Zhu Bajie also beat me a few nails and rakes. They bullied me at a young age and wanted to take the credit for Yang Mei Daxian. Beat me up. Daddy, you have to make decisions for me~~"

After speaking, he howled dryly, squeezed out a few tears, and secretly squinted a slit to peek at the reactions of the Jade Emperor, his uncle, and the immortals.

I saw that several fairies hiding behind had already covered their mouths and laughed, and the three heavenly kings except for their father all had strained their faces as if they were not smiling. In fact, they were all holding back a smile. The Queen Mother and Guanyin Bodhisattva all had a straight face, and their eyes were a little cold when they looked at him. There were also a few immortals who seemed to have sympathy in their eyes.

wc, when will I Tang Tang Nezha be sympathized. Suddenly I remembered the bastard things I had just said to please that good-looking little girl.

Oops! Offended the Queen Mother, Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the goddess of flowers, all the most powerful, popular, and beautiful goddesses. In particular, this flower god has been particularly valued by the Jade Emperor recently, and is often summoned to privately discuss some ways to raise flowers and plan some large-scale celebrations. It is rumored that the Queen Mother also fell out with the Jade Emperor for this reason, and made him kneel for a night of durian. It is also rumored that the god of flowers created a fairy water drink by himself, which made the Jade Emperor want to stop.

Nezha's face was also green.

Of course, Zhu Bajie's face was also green. hit the boss with a nail rake, and beat the first bear child in the heavenly court, and let Yang Mei Daxian go by mistake.

Sun Wukong didn't care, he carried the golden hoop stick, scratched his head and ears, looked around, and pretended to be very monkey. The gossip furnace and the demon slaying platform, these tortures have all been over, except for letting him be Bi Ma Wen, everything else doesn't matter......

"Stinky boy. Do you know if you're in trouble? Stay at home for a month starting today. Punish copying the Tao Te Ching a thousand times. ”

King Tota Li is the most protective and favorite immortal in the heavenly court. He has always adhered to one principle: my wife is the best, and I will give her the best. My son is the best, and I will give him the best. Be pretentious, make a level, make an attitude. Can a boy who doesn't make a fuss be called a boy? Can he be promising? Can he resist the "status and status" that this king has laid for him?

But today, neither he nor his son can be the culprit of this injustice. A group of immortals all want to get rid of this Yang Mei and stay away. He said yes and rushed up by himself. offended a group of the most awesome and face-saving fairies behind their backs. The eight-character lines on the faces of the Queen Mother and Guanyin Bodhisattva were deeper. really looks old, what his son said is also the truth, and it is not too wrong. But the stupidest thing is to be listened to on the spot, and there is still room to play on the topic.

In the future, how will he stand up in heaven, and how will he find a suitable fairy to be his daughter-in-law for this bear child? But the kid said that the god of flowers is not right, that appearance, that temperament, how beautiful and beautiful it is. Mo said that the Jade Emperor was tempted, and recently he went to the Wisteria Palace, where the God of Flowers lived, frequently, and almost collided with the Jade Emperor several times. It's going to ruin his good deeds.

When Nezha heard this, he almost fainted to the ground. He kicked his legs and feet, and rolled all over the ground.

"Obviously they bullied me. They beat me! They beat me! And they beat me up! What is the face of me as a deputy marshal? How can I lead my troops to fight in the future? I don't accept it~~I don't accept it~~"

Bear children are most afraid of doing homework. I even have to copy that "Tao Te Ching" a thousand times, can't my hands write sour, although I can indeed conjure up six arms. I have to be confined for another month, and this death is miserable.

Master Fu stood behind the Jade Emperor, Xiaodou's eyes lit up, and he said in a small voice: "Even the Queen Mother dares to scold." If you don't teach again, you will dare to sit in your position. ”

The Jade Emperor frowned, and this sentence poked at his most sensitive place. King Tota Li has always been proud of his achievements, and he often plays music in the heavenly court, and he is both jealous and unhappy. Today I found a handle for a seizure. This Fu Daren is really a roundworm in his stomach, and he likes it deeply. I couldn't help but nod my head again and again.

Guanyin Bodhisattva has always been gentle and loving, but today he is also a little annoyed: "Children are stubborn by nature, and if they are not taught well, they will easily make big mistakes." ”

After speaking, he smiled slightly and looked at Nezha.

"Well played! Well learned!" Cold sweat broke out on the forehead of King Tota Li, knowing that if Lord Hufu intervened, he would basically die. Suddenly I had a plan.

"Avalokiteshvara, I have long heard that you are a person who is compassionate, makes great wishes, teaches well, and is kind to the difficulty. Although my son is filial, he has been pampered and ignorant since he was a child, and I hope you can teach more stubborn children. Nezha, don't come soon, worship Guanyin Bodhisattva as the master. From now on, you will be disciplined by Avalokiteshvara. ”

King Tota Li conjured a small whip in his hand and presented it to Guanyin with both hands. Guanyin smiled faintly and did not take over.

King Tota Li was anxious in his heart, and yelled at the son of the Demon King of the Mixed World, who was still kneeling on the ground and stunned, "Don't meet Master yet!"

He turned his head and pleaded with Guanyin Bodhisattva in a flattering tone, "Guanyin Bodhisattva is known for his kindness and magnanimity, and Nezha will entrust it to you today." This soul whip is the sincerity of the apprentice. From now on, you will be beaten and punished, and you will be left to the Bodhisattva. ”

This son, not to mention that his mother was pregnant for three years, caused him to be a god who really cultivated his self-cultivation, and broke off his love and desire to be a god for three years. said that he was three years old and smoked the tendons of the Jiaolong prince, and Li Tianwang was afraid that he would be a scourge in the future and wanted to kill him. As a result, he was resurrected by Taiyi real lotus root and lotus leaves.

But after all, it's his own son. Mrs. has been pregnant for three years, and her relationship with other children is not the same, and it is very deep. As long as he disciplines Nezha on weekdays, even if he says something serious, his wife will make trouble with him. He's also distressed.

If someone can take the opportunity to discipline and discipline him from today onwards, the hardships he has endured today will not be in vain.

When Nezha heard that he wanted to go to Guanyin Bodhisattva to be a little boy, he was reluctant in every way. But I thought of the cute little girl just now, who pursed her lips and smiled. Nezha was moved again, and he decided to jump into the fire pit in order to find true love.

Just about to start the Hot Wheels and go to Guanyin Bodhisattva to bow down. Who knew that he suddenly fell off the Hot Wheels, twisted his foot, and grinned in pain.

Others don't know, but Nezha knows. This, this, this.

This Hot Wheels looks exactly the same, but it's definitely a fake. It went off as soon as it started.

It's really dumb to eat coptis, and I can't tell if I have bitterness. Nezha felt so entangled and depressed for the first time.