I smiled confidently and said, "I haven't been in charge for long, but I've learned a lot." ”

The first time you attend a meeting, you must be humble, even if the company you join is in a mess, even if it is a relative of the boss, a small cashier does the account (I don't look down on the cashier!With the development of the times, financial standards and tax laws require accounting to become more and more professional, and the risk of the financial industry is getting bigger and bigger! Big Brother advises those who do not have professional titles, Friends who have not studied professionally, take it easy, even if your relative is the richest man in the Hulusi (I forgot what the ranking is, it will come out as soon as you type, it is it), you should also avoid your relatives! Otherwise, in the end, it is okay for your relatives to kill their relatives in righteousness, but I am afraid that he will go somewhere with you to write memoirs, it will be troublesome, right? I'm also going to fight at night, dig into the ground, find the glittering stuff in it, praise it a few times (once is not enough), and then sincerely point out that if I can overcome a few of these small problems, then pe

Perfect for fect.

It reminds me of two dark clouds over physics at the beginning of the 20th century.

The two dark clouds inside refer to the Michael Earson-Morey experiment and the blackbody radiation theory.

Because at that time, after the time of Archimedes, the foundation of the classical physics of Newton was laid, and until around 1900, the development of physics reached a fairly perfect level. The three pillars of classical physics, namely classical mechanics, classical electromagnetism and classical thermodynamics, have built the edifice of physics with a solid foundation and grandeur. The people of that time believed that the mystery of God's creation was fully grasped by them, and nothing was left behind.

And it is these two dark clouds that have become the vanguard of the destruction of the edifice of physics, and the edifice of classical physics has been overturned in an instant, and physics has entered the gorgeous quantum era.

Philosophers say that nothing is the ultimate form and can be infinitely distinguished, that nothing in the universe is absolute, and that the speed of light is certainly not the limit of speed.

The buddy decided to use the wisdom of the accountant to say weakly (novel, oh, professional celebrities don't like it, don't spray!!), besides, buddy is busy, and he doesn't have time to entangle with you. You want to scold, find your buddy junior high school classmate Morrowind, who is said to be in a math lab in a foreign country. He also participated in the discussion, in the Moon City of Tianfu in Huaxia, on the top of the mountain by the Qionghai Sea, the summer evening breeze coolly blew out the buddy's nonsense):

The philosopher, I, a small accountant from the East China Sea, agree with the second half of your sentence, but I do not agree with your previous words!

Our universe is neither absolute nor relative, and the seemingly continuous objects are actually the smallest quantum "Daozi" that is discontinuous (Liu Dajun first named it Daozi, and the patent certificate has not yet been issued, and interested readers can also change the name. ) of constant transcendence and entanglement with each other, in an instant (there is no concept of time anymore, it can only be said to be super or infinitely short. Because, in the world of "Daozi", time and space have no meaning. Mr. Lu Xun said that there is no road in the world, and when there are more people walking, it becomes a road; the army said: there is no time in the world, and the Swiss make clocks and watches, and there is time) to achieve it.

The entanglement between the Taoists constitutes our vast and boundless universe. Because of mass, we can see different speeds, we can feel different energies, and in extremely short times and at extremely high speeds, our eyes deceive us, we see "continuity".

The mass of the Dao is even smaller than you can imagine (the mass is inversely proportional to the velocity, when the mass is infinitely close to 0, the velocity tends to infinity), therefore, the speed of mutual induction or entanglement is extremely fast (each Daozi has at least one homologous Daozi corresponding), just like your consciousness (composed of Daozi), you can instantly be the eight extremes of the eight poles, and the mind can wander ten thousand times.

How can we find the "Tao"?

Don't ask me, dude is a little accountant.

Far away, in fact, just like these two dark clouds destroyed classical physics, a few small problems in the mouth of buddies will make a huge business empire that has been built with great difficulty collapse overnight.

"Oh?" the president's wise gaze flashed, "Tell me about it!"

First of all, "I took a sip of water (the meeting was strictly forbidden to smoking, buddy had to overcome it, so the meetings I presided over in the future, no matter how important, would never exceed half an hour, because the addiction to smoking would come)," I would like to talk about the rigor of the Germans.

When I was working in the management of the bank, I was drawn to the Spring City, a comfortable city where the seasons are like spring and the flowers are in full bloom, to audit the business of a professional bank.

It just so happened that the head office and the German Volkswagen Group were going to hold a "Seminar on Automobile Consumer Finance" in Spring City. Yangtze River's high school classmates, who were later the director's friend (at that time, my big leader), and the German general representative in China were ordered to inspect the five-star hotel in Spring City, because of the opening of two top suites, the buddy can be regarded as entering the ranks of business elites in advance, staying in the most comfortable and luxurious bedroom for several days in a row.

This also cultivated the buddy's later honor and disgrace, prosperity and simple and senseless temperament.

When I proposed that there are more than 10 five-star hotels in Spring City, can we ignore a few and write a report, the general representative in his 30s who is polite and polite, first looked at me in surprise, and then smiled tolerantly (we can learn some good qualities by dealing with foreigners, but don't look down on Chinese people because of this), and said: No!

Because the Germans are notoriously serious. Half a month before the meeting, a German team will fly in to make a conclusive opinion on the software and hardware, environment and catering, service and transportation of each five-star hotel, based on the report of the preliminary review team, and finally decide which one to choose.

If you find that the general representative has not walked through all the hotels, you will write nonsense, sorry, please go to the finance department (settlement, congratulations! you have been fired).

"In the state-owned, private, or even foreign-funded enterprises I have visited, I have not found such a complete and detailed budget and standard operating procedures, as well as the supporting materials and labor hour quotas. "I really admired. "The maintenance and testing process and process, the financial budget has thousands of lines, as large as standard parts, as small as a screw, and even with a few nuts, all of which are clearly reflected; this is not the end, in the details of management expenses and sales expenses, it is also tireless to list hundreds of lines, and even the disposable teacups received by customers are consumed every day There are detailed records."

"Oh, what do you think is good?" asked the president, ignoring my admiration for the Germans' rigorous work and high quality products.

"Well, it's not good"! I'm not one of those fledgling accountants.

"Ah, what do you mean by that?" the president's face moved slightly.

"In the production process, we really need to be strictly controlled, and the Germans have not done enough, or rather, we have not introduced their advanced ERP system."

Think about the extensive rice enterprises have been able to accurately distinguish the number of spare parts and semi-finished products passed between different processes, loss and responsible person, I believe that this coding and photoelectric recorder is difficult to defeat the more advanced and rigorous Germans. I added one more sentence.

"Let's talk about it in detail", the president may not have heard more different opinions, and the interest came.

Mr. Wu was a little on pins and needles on the other side, and he didn't dare to say anything, so he could only cough and cough.

"Because, in a large enough company, especially in a multinational company, the cost has to be kept to the smallest unit, such as a screw, or a nut. Every day, enterprises around the world do not know whether to consume tens of millions or hundreds of millions of small parts, and the value of each unit may not be high, and may be less than yuan. But once it's lost or wasted, that's a terrible number. "At that time, I didn't expect so much, a few days later the company's high-level earthquake, only to make me regret it, I knew that some people behind the cat, perhaps, I spoke and commented a little tactfully, alas, let a few colleagues lose their jobs!

"Therefore, in that Sino-Mi joint venture factory, each workshop, each process, each person has a number, and all the materials and equipment out of the warehouse are responsible. ”

It seems that the difficult environment can also train people, and the hard work of the first four years in the East China Sea has helped me to form a complete idea of financial management!

"So, what's the benefit? In addition to saving and controlling costs. The president continued to ask.

"The main advantage is that the responsibility can be fairly divided, and who caused the loss is deducted from the salary. ”

"And what about what the Germans didn't do well?" asked the president again.

"The bad thing is that the sales expenses and management expenses are too detailed, for some low-value consumables, we can use them by department, and count the balance of each department at the end of the month to calculate the consumption, supplemented by customer registration forms and other details, so that there is no need to record and count every day. It would be even better if comprehensive budget management was implemented, and a 10-20% reward could be given to the savings or costs. ”

Total budget management is a challenging task that I have always wanted to experiment with and host.

What I really didn't expect was that a few years later, I actually had a German relative, and it was still a dear kind.