In the afternoon, in the conference room on the second floor of the company, the quarterly production analysis meeting of the head office (this is half a year) was held as scheduled.

The head of the office, a man with glasses in his 40s, said sharply, forgive me, my reader, anyway, I can't have a good impression of those voices that are too loud, and in future works, try to make them say as little as possible, but today, I can't stop him from talking. Because he is also one of the three members of the leadership team of our subsidiary (Mr. Wu and I are too) and one of the three giants commonly known as the workers.

"Thank you very much President Fu, for coming to my Putuo subsidiary in your busy schedule" He stood up and waved his hand violently in the air, "Please allow me (Mr. Wu is still sitting, good to war) on behalf of the majority of the company's employees, to deal with the president's presence (is it okay for people to wear clothes?), and say 120,000 points (what kind of mathematics is this? It is as profound and incomprehensible as Chen Jingrun's Goldbach conjecture. However, if I add "one" at the end, I can see that some readers have nodded their heads, and the masters are among the people! Yes, then it is easy to understand. (note: it's gratitude and not thanks, that's a sign of loyalty!) and welcome. ”

According to the practice of the Chinese people, there should be applause here, and it is a huge applause that lasts for a long time, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

Hua Jingyi, the sales beauty manager, happened to sit opposite me, and she tried to open her small eyes and looked at me in confusion.

In fact, beauties don't necessarily have to have big eyes, the key is to look at the outline of your jade face, you are like a flower manager, her small orange face, if you have a pair of big eyes, it will become a character in an island cartoon, don't you think it's very kawaii (cartoon)?

I pretended not to see it, my eyes and nose looked at my nose, my nose looked at my heart, and the old god was there.

Although, when I was young, I was full of passion and hated those feudal dross (such as three from four virtues), but I still deeply agreed with the traditional virtues, such as respecting the old and loving the young, respecting the teacher, including the seating and ordering during the meeting (Originally, I and the director sat on the left and right sides of the oval conference table near the boss's seat, commonly known as the left arm, the left is respected, and I sat as the financial manager, but then the director felt that he had suffered a loss, so he had to squeeze to the left with a thick face and sit on my left. Alas, didn't your mother teach you the rules? Fortunately, in this way, the buddy is opposite the sales manager, every time you have a meeting, look at the beautiful women, isn't it also eye-catching?), in fact, (in 1982, when the Japanese Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, and Culture approved the textbooks for primary and secondary schools, it blatantly tampered with the history of aggression against China, which aroused the indignation of Huang Zhan (words), and he and Wang Fuling (song) co-created "My Chinese Heart", which was sung by Zhang Mingmin at the Spring Festival Gala in 1984) "My Chinese Heart" has been said very bluntly.

"Although I wear a foreign dress, my heart is still Chinese, and my ancestors have already branded everything I have with a Chinese seal."

To put it mildly, we probably have Confucian culture and Han and Tang Dynasty legacies (Chongwen and Shangwu) in our genes (only, these two genes are shown alternately. Only in the era when the two genes are comprehensively displayed, can we stand at the top of the world's nations)!

Therefore, I can only ignore this kind of disrespect for the leadership and the practice of showing loyalty with a white face.

After a moment of embarrassment, President Fu (the company doesn't call him by his surname, but is always called president, because he is the chairman and president) said clearly: "Hahaha, the director, the big housekeeper, welcomes me, what, Mr. Wu, are you unhappy that my family is coming?!"

"No, no, Mr. Wu told me, he is like a long-term drought and a rainy day, and he is eager for President Fu to come as soon as possible and make important instructions!"

The director also interjected very well, and according to Manager Hua's private statement, the president of the head office Zheng (executive deputy executive) was the director's own second uncle.

The director didn't see Mr. Wu's face like stir-fried pork liver, by the way, there was also the color of autumn eggplant. The originally handsome and handsome person has some distorted faces.

I shook my head gently at Manager Hua. Her eyes flashed, and she looked at the director with some pity.

"How can it," Mr. Wu adjusted his mood and said as calmly as possible. "On behalf of myself, I would like to express my great gratitude and welcome to the President!"

The applause of the backbones came as scheduled under my leadership.

Just kidding, Mr. Wu said that he was personally welcome, so let's really not express it, is it still a united and fighting team?

"Hahaha, okay, good," the president pressed his hand, "I only brought my ears and eyes today, and I didn't have any instructions, Mr. Wu, you guys should start." ”

Some people say: what kind of general, what kind of soldiers. The style and character of a leader determine to a large extent the style and character of the people around him.

We are facing the front line of the shopping malls like a battlefield, and we do not have all the powerful backers of state-owned enterprises, since we are fighting a war, winning is the right way!

Isn't the lesson of the continuous defeat of the national army in the War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, where cronyism and sloppiness prevail, not profound enough?

"Let me begin with the order of my remarks for today's report. The director hasn't seen the situation clearly (Donghai dialect is called unclear), and rushed to interject, buddy wonders if this benevolent brother is somewhere pheasant university to learn acting?

"What kind of director" The president was not calm, his face was angry, "Can you listen to your squad leader's opinion first?"

The self-cultivation is also good.

"Yes, yes, yes, okay" The director finally understood, sat down tremblingly, shook his hand, and saw the teacup fall to the ground. Sitting next to me, I suddenly leaned to the left side, leaned quickly in a penalty kick posture, caught the teacup with both hands, shook it again, sat down steadily, and gently placed the cup on the director's table.

Mr. Wu, who was sitting opposite, nodded appreciatively, and Manager Hua witnessed the whole process and quietly raised his orchid finger at me. And smiled charmingly.

Alas. Though they are self-inflicted, they shall not live. However, the director is unlucky enough, so he can help if he can. Otherwise, the broken teacup, who knows if it will attract the wrath of the president?

Haven't you heard? President, president, always laying off people; boss, boss, boss.

"President" Mr. Wu stood up and said very democratically, "Let's ask Manager Liu first, oh, you may not know him, he is new, about 1 month, and when everyone is finished, I will summarize (the president is here, and the boss can't say the summary.) Otherwise, in case the president wants to speak, what should I do? I can't let the president say that Mr. Wu has already summarized just now, and the goose will finally summarize)".

Hey, if my readers happen to be working hard in the workplace, buddy's decades of white-collar experience and lessons, I hope to happen to do you a small favor, and it's not in vain for my brother, get up early and code words greedily!

"Hahaha" The president's sharp eyes swept me, "Then listen to me!" I heard that Manager Xiao Liu is an expert in financial management, so our Mr. Wu and the financial director of the head office are waiting for you for almost 2 months, is this considered a three-way house?"

The president's Mandarin is not very good, how can I hear the meaning of "donkey". It is said that the president once spoke before the company's art show, and if he didn't lick (listen, read tia) while sitting in the back braid, he could lick (listen) and lick (listen).

Anyway, the road is difficult, isn't the goose like a hard-working donkey?

"Okay. President, Mr. Wu, colleagues" I closed the notebook and stood up, "I will report to you the work of the finance department." ”

See I don't look at the notebook, the flower manager and the engineering department (first the production department, then the maintenance department, and finally the name, because, foreign. The manager (a sturdy but very wise 38- or 9-year-old veteran from the Inner Mongolian prairie) was so anxious that he snapped his eyes at me, because later, their reports would have data. If my data goes wrong, it's not Coke, it's Coke!

The former financial manager read the data from his notebook without verifying the data with other departments, so he made a mistake and was taken down by the president on the spot at the first quarter analysis meeting.