Life is sometimes a reversal drama. It's always an inadvertent moment to give you a whole big reversal.

Xiao Wai was playful, and when she was sitting on the sofa in the living room and I were very ambiguous, Qian Lanlan came to visit me with a large bag of supplements.

And so, this extremely embarrassing scene appeared.

At this moment, Xiao Wai is sitting on my lap, wrapping his arms around my waist, hugging my neck and lying at me. And I happened to press my hands below her head and above her waist.

I looked at Qian Lanlan and them with an embarrassed expression: "If, I said I just wanted to push her away, do you believe it?"

……

Ten minutes later, Qian Lanlan and I sat on the sofa, staring at each other with big eyes.

And my roommates, who didn't think much of a big deal to see the excitement, sat at the dining table not far away, looking at the two of us with a cheap smile.

Me: "Why are you here?"

Qian Lanlan grimaced: "I heard that you were in a coma, and I wanted to come and see you." Now it seems that I was overthinking. ”

Me: "Well, actually, I just woke up today. That scene just now is not what you think......"

Qian Lanlan interrupted me and said coldly, "Okay, you don't have to explain to me. ”

"Oh well. ”

"You really don't have anything to say to me"

"No, you won't let me explain. ”

"If I don't ask you to explain, you won't explain, will you?"

"I ...... Well, listen to me, we really don't have to do anything with each other, just ......"

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!"

"Then I won't say it. ”

"I knew you were such a person!" Qian Lanlan stared at Xiao Ai, who was eating fruit at the dining table with a look of indifference, and said viciously: "I won't go to class tomorrow, just squat downstairs at your house, and beat her up when she comes out!"

Me: "Why did you beat her?"

Qian Lanlan pouted, tears flowed down: "You really care about her more than me!"

Me: "Where?"

Qian Lanlan: "Then why don't you ask me why I didn't go to class, just why I beat her?"

Me: "......"

Qian Lanlan's crooked reasoning made me speechless.

In desperation, I had no choice but to sigh and say to her: "Don't make trouble, she is a child, what are you angry with her." ”

Qian Lanlan: "Beasts, you don't let go of children!"

Me: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm a virgin." ”

Qian Lanlan suddenly turned from sadness to joy: "Really?"

I pointed to the chandelier in the living room and said, "I swear by the lamp!"

There was a thud, and a light bulb overhead shattered.

I glared viciously at Xiao Ai at the dining table, who was holding an apple and nibbling on it as if nothing had happened.

"Hurry up and return the gun to me, it's a sterling silver bullet, it's very expensive!" Leon grabbed Xiao Ai, reached out and snatched the gun back from behind her, and said with pity: "This is the bullet I prepared for the third prince, engraved with the Bible, there are only 3 in total, you actually use it to hit the light bulb!"

Xiao Ai was caught, made a face at us, and slipped back into the room.

I smiled helplessly at Qian Lanlan: "She's just a child, don't mind." ”

Qian Lanlan looked at me with a serious face: "Brother Meng, I know that I am not worthy of you, and I don't ask for anything." ”

I hurriedly waved my hand: "It's me who doesn't deserve you." Any set of your costumes is enough for me to earn a lifetime. ”

I thought of Qian Lanlan's torn and tattered performance costume of hundreds of thousands, and I felt distressed.

I am now working as an idle worker in the bar where the daily flow of people does not exceed 10 people, with a monthly salary of 2,000, even if I don't eat or drink, and save all my monthly salary, it will take more than ten years to buy a piece of clothing for Qian Lanlan. How can I have a glimpse of her in such a disparity.

Me: "Actually, I know what you mean to me, and I think you're a good person." But, after all, we're so different, you know, I'm just an ordinary person. ”

Qian Lanlan: "Ordinary people will have pistols at home?"

Me: "Actually, it's a toy gun." With that, he walked up to Leon, snatched the gun, and struck the third prince in the chest.

The third prince covered the clothes that I had pierced a hole in, and said with a distressed face: "You have to reimburse the clothes money!"

Yes, this month's salary is gone.

Leon sat down in his chair and muttered, "It seems that it has no effect, but I borrowed a circle of money to ask the archbishop to open the bullet, and more than 20,000 dollars are in vain!"

Foreign Taoist: "Open the light, just look for me for this kind of work in the future, I will only charge you half of the money, and I will be much better by those priests who can only fool you!"

Leon pointed to the third prince on the side: "Does it work for him?"

The foreign Taoist priest pouted: "Forget it, when I didn't say it." ”

Me: "See, I didn't lie to you. ”

Qian Lanlan blinked her eyes: "Brother Meng, do I look stupid?"

Me: "Not stupid. ”

Qian Lanlan: "Don't be stupid, you still want to lie to me?"

I scratched my head: "That's still stupid." ”

Qian Lanlan: "Fool, you lie?"

Me: "......"

I finally believed in the life philosophy that our elementary school teacher taught me many years ago – never reason with a girl.

Qian Lanlan breathed a deep sigh of relief, looked around at us, and said firmly: "I know, you are not ordinary people, so it is normal for you to dislike me." It's just, I'm ......"

I covered her mouth: "Don't talk nonsense, you are such a good girl, how can anyone not like you? ”

Qian Lanlan was amused by me, covered her mouth and said, "Then are you gay?"

Me: "How is that possible? Gay as manly as me?"

Qian Lanlan: "So, do you like me?"

Me: "......"

Gotcha, I fell into the pit I dug myself.

Qian Lanlan stood up from the sofa and said with a relaxed face: "Okay, since that's the case, I'll forgive you!"

Me: "What?"

Qian Lanlan stuck out her tongue at me mischievously, leaned in my ear and said to me: "When you get better, I'll show you a word horse." With that, he got up and was about to leave.

At this time, Xiao Ai opened the door and shouted at Qian Lanlan's departing back: "Brother Meng, where did you throw my underwear?"

Qian Lanlan was stunned and looked at me: "You!"

Me: "Not ......"

Xiao Ai poked his head out, wearing the wide T-shirt I gave Qian Lanlan for emergency that day, and said to me: "Come in and sleep quickly, everyone is sleepy!"

Qian Lanlan listened, stomped her feet, and ran downstairs without looking back.

Me: "......"

Xiao Ai leaned against the door and made a triumphant gesture at me.

Me: "Can you not be foolish? It took me a lot of effort to coax her." ”

Xiao Ai: "What's the matter, I'm distressed?"

"Is it interesting for you to always slander me like that?"

Xiao Ai smiled happily: "Interesting!"

I sighed wordlessly and got up to go back to my room.

Xiao Ai stopped me: "What are you going to do?"

Me: "Go back to the house and sleep, what else can you do?"

Xiao Ai: "After soaking outside, do you want to come back to go to my aunt's bed?" After speaking, he closed the door and locked it.

I looked at the people behind me, looking helpless.

The foreign priest looked at me: "Don't look at me, I don't have a hobby of sleeping with men." With that, he quickly ran back to the room and locked the door.

Leon took out a dagger from his pocket: "If you are not afraid of death, come." ”

I turned my head to look at the third prince: "Good buddy?"

The third prince smiled and was about to nod.

The thirteenth princess on the side grabbed his ears: "Don't mix up the affairs of the two people, okay?"

Me: "Who am I two years younger?"

The third prince spread his hands to me helplessly, and followed the thirteenth princess back to the room.

I shook my head, it seems that I will have to sleep on the couch tonight. This group of beasts, no, it should be said that these beasts are not as good as the beasts, and there is not a single one who can be relied on at the critical moment! I still regard them as buddies.

……

The next day, I walked into the bar with my pillow around my neck.

A figure of Suo Suo was standing in the bar, rummaging through the counter.

When he saw me come in, he turned around and complained to me dissatisfiedly: "What a broken bar, there is not a bottle of good wine!"

After that, sit on the high stool in front of the bar, open a bottle of wine at random, and drink it all.

Me: "Old liar, why are you here?"

"How can you speak? I am also the benefactor who saved your life. ”

Me: "Okay, old liar, why are you here." ”

Xiangshi: "Can you get rid of those two words?"

Me: "Liar. ”

Xiangshi: "It's not those two words. ”

Me: "Old liar!"

Xiangshi: "Forget it, the poor monk is not as knowledgeable as you, hurry up and take out the good wine you have here." ”

Me: "Do you want mineral water in '82?"

Xiangshi: "......"

At this time, Xiao Ai and Yang Taoist priests also walked in, saw Lao Li in the store, and asked, "Why are you here?"

Xiangshi smiled lewdly at Xiao Ai: "The poor monk came to touch your bones for you!" After speaking, he reached out and grabbed Xiao Ai's chest.

Xiao Ai rolled her eyes and pushed him away: "You dare to take advantage of your aunt's and grandmother, you really have lived enough!"

Xiangshi waved his hand: "The poor monk came this time to give you a big gift. ”

Me: "No, I'm not interested in your consecrated cross. ”

Xiangshi: "It's all your own people, how can I fool you with those pretenses." What about the female doctor? Call her down. Let the poor monk touch her bones and heal her wounds and resolve her grievances. ”

Me: "You don't spare the dead?"

Xiangshi smiled: "Look, who I brought here." With that, he pointed to the corner of the bar.

I turned my head and saw a middle-aged man being tied behind his back in a peculiar position, with a black and white sock stuffed in his mouth, and the man looked at us with tears in his eyes and a whining sound in his mouth.

I hurriedly stepped forward, reached out and took out my socks, and said to Xiangshi, "Aren't you a liar?

Xiangshi shook his head: "You take a closer look at who he is!"

I looked closely, and it did look familiar.

After thinking about it seriously for a while, he slammed his head: "Isn't this the patient who died in the hospital before?"