In the messy living room, Xiao Wai happily held Teddy in his arms and played, and I sat on the sofa with a foreign priest smoking cigarettes, staring at each other with big eyes.

Not far away, a girl wearing a cute butterfly hairpin was bowing her head and weeping, while beside her, the wealthy merchant, sat there lamenting and sighing.

Unexpectedly, things would be like this, the rich businessman summoned so many "capable people" in one breath just to save his own young girl from the legendary teddy who was in the air every day, but in the end he found out that everything was just a farce directed and acted by the girl.

Time went back to a quarter of an hour ago, Xiao Ai grabbed the dog demon who wanted to abscond in fear of crime, and said happily: "Haha, little cheap dog, I'll let you sleep with my aunt and grandmother tonight!"

Seeing this, the dog demon begged for mercy repeatedly: "Don't, people are innocent little virgins!"

Xiao Wai: "I have already relied on my father-in-law's house, and I have been singing with other little girls every night, and I dare to pretend to be a virgin with my aunt and grandmother?"

"I'm not his father-in-law!" protested the wealthy merchant loudly.

Xiao Ai rolled her eyes and said to the dog demon, "Are you sure you don't sleep with my aunt?"

The dog demon replied with a firm face: "Although I am a teddy, I am different from their ordinary dogs who can only think with the fifth leg! I am a teddy with ideals, pursuits, persistence, and integrity!"

Xiao Ai: "Okay, since you don't want to, I won't force you." With that, he threw Teddy to the foreign priest. "Dog, this dog is not fun at all, so I'd better give it to you. ”

The foreign Taoist priest slipped the dog demon in his hand, looked at it over and over again, and slammed his mouth and said: "Although this dog demon is a little less fat and more fat than Tengu meat, it is also a demon anyway, and it is better to make up for the Tengu hot pot that was not eaten last time." ”

"Don't! Don't hurt Lassy!" Just then, there was a scream from upstairs, and a petite girl scurried towards us.

Hearing this name, I can't help but make people's stomachs tumble.

When the dog demon heard the familiar voice, he immediately broke free from the arms of the foreign Taoist priest with teary eyes, slipped into the girl's arms, and said with a look of grievance: "Master! They want to force me to sell myself! They also said that they would eat me and stew me into a hot pot! It was too cruel and terrible...... Hurry up and save me, master!" said as he kept rubbing his head against the girl's breasts, looking intoxicated.

"Lassi, don't be afraid, I won't let anyone bully you. The girl hugged the dog demon tightly in her arms, looked at us resentfully, and said resolutely.

Me: "I said girl......"

Girl: "Fuck off, who's your sister, I'm not going to be a girl like you who even wants to eat cute Lassy!"

Me: "Well, it's this foreign devil here who wants to eat it, it's not that I'm good or not, I've always liked small animals." ”

Dog Demon: "It's you! Don't pretend to be a good person here! You bully me the hardest!"

I waved my hand again and again: "Don't spew blood, I haven't even touched a single hair of yours from beginning to end!"

The dog demon covered his bruised and purple face and complained, "Did you beat me...... But...... You're singing!"

What's wrong with singing? Singing to find you and messing with you? Those people beat you so that your nose and face are swollen, and you don't hold a grudge, they just remember me singing? How ugly is my singing? How bad is my singing? Anyway, when I was a child, I was also in our orphanage singing team!

Xiao Ai looked at me, patted me on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, I think it's good that you sing not badly." After speaking, Xiao Ai put on a fearless expression and motioned for me to sing casually.

I excitedly said, "Really?"

Xiao Ai: "Huh?"

Me: "I said, are you telling the truth?"

Xiao Ai: "Can dog meat still be steamed and eaten?"

Me: "I didn't ask you if you eat dog meat, I said do you really think I sing well?"

Xiao Ai shook his head and took off the cotton in his ears: "What did you say, I didn't hear it clearly just now." ”

Me: "!"

The foreign Taoist priest held back a smile and said to the rich merchant with a sad face: "It seems that this girl has been bewitched by the dog demon, and the situation is not good." Even if you get rid of the dog demon now, your child may be resentful because of this, not only will they not thank you, but they will also develop hatred towards you, and for a long time, they may be complicated by various mental illnesses such as depression, mania, and even schizophrenia!"

After hearing this, the rich merchant nervously asked, "What should I do?"

Xiao Ai: "It's very simple, we also have a set of pure-hearted and wise talismans here, you can buy it and hang it on the child's body." Rest assured, these amulets are designed to follow the trend and are carefully dressed up with the most popular dung-digging boy photo frame, which is definitely the first choice for your daughter!"

The rich merchant frowned: "This, is it okay not to buy it?"

Xiao Wai: "Aren't you afraid that your daughter will leave sequelae?"

Wealthy businessman: "That's not what I meant, it's just ...... This manure boy ...... You know, depression is better than brain-dead powder. ”

When the girl heard our conversation, she shouted anxiously, "Dad, don't listen to their nonsense, I am not fooled!"

The rich merchant said angrily: "You still say no! Look at what you have become by this dog demon!

The girl stomped her feet in a hurry, and finally plucked up her courage and said, "It's not what you think......!" Actually, Lassi is not a bad person, I instructed all this!"

Rich Merchant: "What?"

The girl looked at her father, cried violently, and shouted hysterically: "This and this play played by Lassi is not all because of you!"

Me: "It seems that there is another bloody story to hear!"

......

After that, the girl sat on the sofa and cried her nose as she told her story.

This story is a bit familiar, just like many classic plots - the girl's father is also the same as the father of the thirteenth princess, because he is worried about his child's happy future, so he painstakingly paves her for the future.

However, just when the father was complacent about what he had done, thinking that he was the greatest good father in the world, his daughter was depressed because of it.

Because of her father's insistent arrangement, the daughter is about to be forced to leave her beloved music career for many years and go to the United States to study for the so-called "MBA" according to her father's instructions, in the hope that she can take over this huge family business after returning to China.

At first, the daughter refused, and also thought about resisting.

After all, Grandma Qiong Yao's book has told us countless times that in the face of this kind of false happiness of coercion, only resistance, resolute resistance, and resistance of running away from home can you achieve true happiness, meet a real prince, and live a life without shame.

It's just that reality is not a novel after all, her arms can't reach her thighs, and the girl raised objections several times, but after all, she didn't get any effect.

Running away from home? However, the real experience of her friends told her that running away from home is not as easy as it is on TV. Usually, the person you meet after running away from home will definitely not be a real person, but a scoundrel who is drooling and cutting through the hem of your skirt with a knife.

From this point of view, this woman is quite realistic, at least, he does not have the heart full of fairy tale romantic plots like the thirteenth princess.

Of course, as a fox demon who only appeared in fairy tales, Doom ...... The woman of the fox fairy doesn't believe in these episodes, it's really a bit unreasonable.

It wasn't until one day that the return of Lassy, who had been lost as a pet and suddenly became a monster, gave the woman real hope.

After hearing about her master's tragic experience, Lassy, as her most loyal pet, immediately volunteered to co-direct this absurd comedy with the girl.

According to the development of the plot, after Lassi confused everyone through the magic barrier of music, it should be the heroine who appeared on the stage, and made Lassi fall short through her singing voice, so that the rich businessman knew that the charm of music was far more important than money full of copper smell.

However, who knew that I came out at a critical moment to steal the scene, completely erasing the heroine's role, and making their plan completely ruined.

It's no wonder that this teddy doesn't hold a grudge against him, but he only blames me for singing.

I shook my head, walked up to the rich merchant, took out a cigarette from his pocket, took out one and handed it to him, put the rest in my pocket and said: "Look, this can't all be blamed on your daughter, everyone has the right to chase their dreams, you always pave the way for her like this, thinking that what you give her is the best, but have you ever thought that no matter how much you give her delicacies, all she wants is a bowl of dog broth?"

Teddy bared his teeth and said, "My master won't eat dog meat!"

Me: "Do you understand the analogy?

Teddy: "You can't use dogs as metaphors!

Me: "Okay, it's not dog broth, it's pork rib soup, right?"

Teddy: "It's pretty much the same, put more big bones, I love it!"

Me: "......"

The wealthy businessman sighed and said, "Actually, I also know that my daughter has always liked music and has dreamed of becoming a singer since she was a child. Why don't I want to help her fulfill her wishes......?

Me: "But if you're worried about your family business being inherited by no one, you don't have to. After speaking, he winked at him and said with a smile: "Godfather!"

"Poof!" The rich merchant squirted out all the tea, shook his head at me and said, "Little brother, don't scream, I won't take my son!" After speaking, he stretched out his hand and took the box of cigarettes back from my pocket: "You don't know, it's not that I don't want to help her, it's just that ...... She's really not this piece of material, you know, our nannies have already fired 13, just because they can't stand her crying wolf every night. ”

Xiao Ai: "Won't it, is it worse than Brother Meng's singing?"

The rich merchant nodded and shook his head again: "There is no comparison at all. ”

In this world, is there really a singing that is worse than mine? I suddenly became interested, pointed to the girl and said, "Sing a few words for me to hear!"

After hearing this, the girl said shyly, "Now, not very well?"

I encouraged her: "What's wrong, aren't you going to be a singer? I'm announcing now that I'm your fan!"

The girl smiled and said shyly, "Then I'll sing a few words?" After speaking, she cleared her throat, took out a guitar from the side, and began to play.

Ten seconds later, I covered my ears and shouted at the self-absorbed girl, "Sister, stop singing!"