In fact, I have always felt that those who do our job are no different from ordinary people, and sometimes they are even worse than ordinary people.

I also asked Lao Jian why as a senior civil servant in the prefecture, he still has to rely on many unreliable part-time jobs - such as rings, fortune telling, sewers, etc. to make money to survive, with his identity and ability, how can he make a good life. At this time, Lao Xuan would always raise his head, look at the starry sky in the sky, and sigh: "What are you doing, what is not dry, which loess does not bury people." ”

I am convinced of this sentence so far.

So, although I am also a prominent figure, there is also a group of hidden cattle people around me, a rich suitor, and I share a bed with the sister of the legendary most bullish Tiandao every day.

However, I still consider myself to be just a working boy in a bar that is about to go out of business.

Like me, there are a lot of people who have special skills but are a mess.

For example, if you have a good meal, you have to call me to fool me into paying for it.

For another example, as one of the most bullish ghosts in Chinese history, he was almost fooled by Ye Liangchen into losing his chastity (I don't know if she still has this thing) in order to open a plastic surgery hospital.

For another example, the golden body of Jigong in front of him, who can't fool others by relying on IQ, can only kidnap tickets - Lao Li.

I walked up to me and hurriedly took out the stinky socks in the mouth of the rich businessman patient who was tied up by Lao Li, and patted him on the shoulder again and again to comfort: "Don't cry, isn't it just kidnapping, I haven't come to save you, but you are also a celebrity in the business world, this little is scared to cry like this, it's too embarrassing." ”

The rich businessman squeezed his tears while spitting: "Who is scared to cry, it is obvious that the socks are too smelly and spicy eyes!"

Lao Li behind him walked over with a frown and picked up the socks from the ground: "Donor, you should feel lucky, this sock was washed by me two months ago." If I had taken off my panties at the time, you would have ascended by now. ”

I looked back at Lao Li and said, "You said that as the reincarnation of an Arhat, you don't think about Pudu everyone every day, why do you still do such a thing as kidnapping tickets and blackmailing?"

Lao Li smiled: "It's a six-eared macaque that is pressed under the mountain." ”

Me: "Isn't that Monkey King?"

Xiao Ai shook his head: "Sun Wukong is in the West Sky, that one is really six ears." ”

"How is it possible, don't think that I haven't watched Journey to the West, the six-eared macaque only appeared after listening to Oba's episode, and was beaten to death by Sun Wukong with a stick at that time. ”

Xiao Ai: "That's right, death is death, but the one who was killed was the one who was pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain." ”

I was confused, and I didn't understand what Xiao Wai was talking about.

Lao Li stepped forward and patted me on the shoulder: "You are still too young, too simple Tucson is broken! Didn't you find that since the real and false Monkey King, Monkey King is like a different person, and he will never quarrel with his master again?"

Oh, it seems to be true.

Xiao Ai continued: "So, it's just a top bag game. ”

So the Monkey King I always liked when I was a child is dead? And it was the six-eared macaque who really accompanied Tang Seng to the West Heaven to learn scriptures? How could it be! This is too ruining the three views!

Lao Li sighed: "The Buddha is also a human being, and he will also operate in the dark." There's a lot of inside story you don't know! That's why we chose to stay in the world with Xiao Wai. After all, it's more simple and straightforward here. ”

Me: "......"

Lao Li pointed to the sky and said, "It's useless to talk more, let's let the poor monk come and help the female ghost touch the bones first!"

Me: "If the immortals were all like you, I would indeed prefer to stay in the world." ”

......................

Xiao Ai used the iPad to let the female doctor appear in front of the rich businessman. When the rich merchant saw her, he was not surprised, but shook his head helplessly, and sighed deeply: "Alas, I'm sorry, I didn't expect to affect you." ”

Doctor: "You're not dead?"

The wealthy merchant nodded, looked at the female doctor and said, "Yes, I am not dead myself. ”

Female doctor: "No way, when I go to the hospital the next day, you are already ......"

"It's just fake death. The rich merchant smiled bitterly, sat on the ground, and muttered about what had happened.

It turned out that the wealthy businessman had suffered a financial crisis, and the company was about to collapse. In desperation, he had no choice but to go sideways, trying to defraud a high amount of compensation by faking his death. So, he found the woman from before, the Gu Technique Descendant of Miao Jiang, and after the two of them summed it up, on a dark and windy night in one month, Miao Nu went to the hospital and ordered a Gu that could make people temporarily stop their metabolism and produce a state of suspended animation. After a week, when the rumors fade away, Miao Nu will steal his corpse out, and after solving the Gu, she can return to Yang.

Originally, it was all planned seamlessly. Who knows, the female doctor who is good to die will not die but jump off the building and commit suicide because of self-blame. The amnesiac brother who couldn't die entered the hospital again and again to feel and inspect.

All this made Miao Nu nervous, for fear that her plan would be shattered. So, she hid in the shadows and began to investigate us.

In the end, Shun Teng found the third prince's Weibo, so as to know our overall plan.

Fearing that the matter would be exposed, Miao Nu had no choice but to enter the hospital before us, try everything to disrupt our plans, and steal the rich merchant's body to save us.

And at this moment, the thirteenth princess used a trick to lead the snake out of the hole, and made a false shot through the third prince's Weibo, making Miao Nu think that we once again had important evidence. After Miao Nu got the fake news, she wanted to come up to find the third prince to destroy the corpse. The wealthy businessman, on the other hand, had a clear conscience and felt that the female doctor who had been killed by his own affairs had died in vain, so he was unwilling to harm the innocent again, and suggested that he turn himself in. So, the two had a disagreement here, and Miao Nu poisoned the rich merchant in a fit of anger, and then turned around and went to find the third prince and them.

Fortunately, Lao Li had foreseen it, put a forbidden spell on the woman in advance, and appeared in time to save the life of the rich businessman, which prevented the tragedy from happening again.

Me: "So, you didn't kidnap him but saved him?"

Lao Li nodded and said proudly: "Am I like the kind of person who kidnaps and blackmails?"

Everyone replied in unison, "Like!"

Lao Li didn't mind, just smiled casually: "If I hadn't blocked his mouth with my own socks and fought poison with poison, he would have bled to death by now." ”

Me: "No wonder you have to tie him up, and he'd rather die than eat your stinky socks if he were anybody!"

Lao Li smiled: "What is this, I used the pills made of mud on my body to save Thirteen and her mother before." ”

The thirteenth princess frowned: "Impossible, my mother is not so disgusting." ”

Lao Li: "Of course, I didn't tell her what it was made of, I just said that the Liuwei Dihuang Pill was bought from Tongrentang, which cures kidney deficiency, does not contain sugar, is a big brand, and has quality!"

Me: "I've never seen such a disgusting fairy like you." ”

Lao Li: "How can you speak, I am also your savior." ”

I patted my chest happily: "Fortunately, you can save me by inputting aura, if it's the same as them, I might as well die." ”

Lao Li: "Reiki?"

Me: "Yes, wasn't it the aura you injected into my body at that time?" I remembered that day, Lao Li touched my arm and injected a cool breath into my body, suppressing my desolate power, so that my body was not able to withstand the danger of bursting due to that power.

Lao Li smiled and waved his hand: "What kind of aura, it's just a fart that I have eaten too many dried sweet potatoes." ”

He farts into my body through his hands to suppress the restless aura in my body?

Lao Li looked at me with an expression of disbelief and said with a smile: "Haven't you ever seen the ancient master of the inner family to force poison gas? This is the trick I use, if you want to learn it, I can teach you!"

I slammed the table, stood up, picked up the ipad on the table and was about to rush towards the old man: "Teach your sister! Don't stop me, he actually put his fart in my body! I must kill him today!"

Xiao Ai smiled and said, "You go, you have to find a smoke, no one will stop you." ”

I stood on the spot in embarrassment, looking at Lao Li with a cheap smile on his face, and I couldn't advance or retreat, so I had to ask for help from the audience outside the venue.

The foreign Taoist priest spread his hands: "Don't look at me, I can't beat him." ”

Leon shrugged: "I haven't finished my last list yet, and I can't kill anyone now." ”

I looked at Lao Li angrily and threw the iPad back on the table: "Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as you." ”

Lao Li: "Don't mind, no matter what kind of gas I use, isn't it okay if you are saved anyway? What is the difference between a gold cup filled with water and a paper cup filled with water? Whether it's a fart or a gas, it's useful to be able to save people. People in the world, they just can't understand the truth in this!" After speaking, he shook his head and sighed profoundly.

I pouted: "Don't make that useless, if I could beat you, you would have died ten million times." ”

When the wealthy businessman on the side heard this, he echoed: "Me too!"

......

In this way, the rich businessman was dragged by Lao Li to our bar, and in front of the female doctor, he bowed deeply to her and apologized.

The female doctor shook her head: "It's okay if you're okay, I've always been worried that I killed the patient because of my own negligence, and now it seems that I haven't done anything sorry for any patient, I'm right about my profession." After speaking, he raised his head and looked proud.

The rich merchant apologized: "However, I really regret killing you because of my own selfish desires." I knew ...... earlier."

The female doctor waved her hand: "It's okay, everyone has their own stubborn side, you are willing to do whatever it takes for your career, just like I am willing to die for my medical virtues, life is not important, what matters is the meaning of his existence." ”

After speaking, he turned his head to look at me: "Brother Meng, thank you, I have no regrets." ”

I gave her a thumbs up, and in this intricate and deceitful society, there can still be people who are so pure and chasing after their ideals, and I have to admire her, and after listening to her words, we all fell into deep thought.

Yes, everyone has their own side to try to stick to it at all costs.

The third prince adheres to the so-called justice, the foreign Taoist priest protects everyone around him who cares, the thirteenth princess abandons everything to pursue the happiness of free love, and even Leon knows that he can't do it, and tries every way to complete his mission as a killer from morning to night. And what am I, what am I protecting?

Xiao Wai pursed his lips: "It's the first time I've heard someone say that jumping off a building to commit suicide is so literary." It's not that he can't bear the pressure and can't accept failure, but if Edison wants to die once and after failing in an experiment like you, it's a big deal. ”

Me: "......"

Anyway, the female doctor's resentment has been resolved, and she can finally return to the underworld now.

At this moment, a faint halo has gradually lit up around her, and at this time, Xie Qiye also appeared in front of us in a timely manner.

A gust of wind came from the house, and Bai Wuchang Xie Bi'an appeared in front of us, covered his nose and said, "What kind of smell, is it swollen and spicy?

Lao Li scratched his head in embarrassment: "That, Lao Xie, you stepped on my socks." ”

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