The next day, I was called up by a female doctor with huge dark circles under my eyes. Of course, I wasn't the only one who was called.

When I opened my eyes, it was still foggy outside the window, and the breakfast shop downstairs had only opened for a short time, so I looked at my watch, and it was only a little past six o'clock.

A few of us sat at the dining table in a trance, and the thirteenth princess was making breakfast in the kitchen.

Xiao Wai yawned, lay on the table and fell asleep again.

The female doctor clapped her hands again and again: "Comrades, cheer up, today is very important! Now I have to ask Brother Amnesia to arrange today's battle plan for us!"

After hearing this, the amnesiac brother stood up with his hands behind his back, cleared his throat, and said to the map on the table: "Today, this is our target of attack. First of all, we had to divide our group into two groups, one group was responsible for finding the dean and investigating the records of the deceased's visit the night before through official channels, and the other group went to a male doctor in this hospital and asked him to help make an autopsy report. After that, he pointed to a smiling little fat man on the table and said, "That's him." ”

I wondered, "Isn't the autopsy report already done?"

Amnesia: "That report was from the hospital, and I doubt its credibility, so we need to do it all over again." This man had been courting a female doctor before, so it should be the most reliable to ask him for help. ”

I picked up the photo and looked at it, and it was written at the bottom of the photo - Gynecology Attending Physician, Qin Zhu.

Xiao Waile complained: "This man is blessed, he has done the profession that men all over the world dream of!"

The female doctor explained for him with a straight face: "In the eyes of doctors, there are only patients, no gender. ”

I barely opened my eyes: "Come on, are there still fewer doctors who molest patients? ”

Brother Amnesia: "Don't interrupt, let's start grouping now, Brother Meng, you can speak well, and Brother Goudaner, Xiao Ai took a group of female doctors to attack the male doctors, and the third prince has an official identity and is responsible for going to the hospital with me and the thirteenth princess." ”

The third prince looked at his watch: "Okay, now that the task has been issued, everyone will start to check the table now." ”

Everyone took out their mobile phones, and the third prince picked up everyone's mobile phones and adjusted the time one by one.

Third Prince: "Okay, now let's have breakfast right away, and after eating, we'll set off as soon as possible, and try to come back before lunch." ”

This plan is something I've never seen before, because all the time is based on meals.

Breakfast starts and lunch ends.

It's all secondary, though. The strangest thing is that the third prince has misadjusted my time.

My phone is in decimal time, but he changed it to 24 for me, and now, my phone shows 6 p.m.

At this time, the thirteenth princess came up with breakfast, and the third prince grabbed a bowl without saying a word, and ate a big bowl of soy milk as if there was no one next to it.

After breakfast, we took the car of the foreign Taoist priest and the third prince respectively to the hospital where the female doctor jumped off the building, and it was already crowded early in the morning.

There is an endless stream of people coming in and out to see or visit the doctor.

Various breakfast stalls at the entrance of the hospital have also covered the entire alleyway, and there are even many fortune-telling and photo-reading stalls next to it.

It took the boss's strength to find a parking space, and a few of us got out of the car and walked to the hospital with sleepy eyes.

At the gate of the hospital, an acquaintance stood at the door, and when he saw the patient with a haggard face, he rushed forward: "This brother, I see that your Yin Hall is black, and the heavenly court is dim, there will be a catastrophe today!"

I was happy, this Xiangshi would pick a place, and if he could get up so early and run to the big hospital, it would definitely not be a small illness such as a cold, fever, cough, beriberi, etc., and most of them stopped to listen to him flicker.

No, Xiangshi now caught a man with purple lips and a blue face, frowned and said: "Brother Tai, I look at your face, the red light dissipates, it must be the main star is abnormal, the disaster star enters the palace, it is very human can resolve it, if it is not lifted earlier, there will be a catastrophe in the near future!"

When the man heard this, he said excitedly: "Really? I have been to seven hospitals, but I have not been cured yet." ”

Xiangshi shook his head at him: "That's inevitable, if you don't want to make the disaster star displace, even if Bian Que is alive, it won't cure your stubborn disease!"

Man: "Calamity displacement?"

Xiangshi: "Exactly, your illness is destined to have this cut, so ordinary doctors can't solve it." But today you are lucky to have met a poor monk. ”

The man pointed to the monk's messy hair, and asked suspiciously, "Poor monk, monk also has hair?"

Xiangshi's face did not change, and his heart did not beat: "Who said that monks can't have hair? Haven't you heard of the monk washing his hair with reluctance? That advertisement is endorsed by a poor monk!" After that, Xiangshi took out a cross tied by a thin chain from his arms and said: "It is also considered that the two of us are fated, so let's do it, the poor monk will sell this open cross to you, and if you get this treasure, you will definitely keep the disaster star away within seven days, and then you can find an ordinary doctor at will, so that you can cure the disease and regain your health!"

Man: "Isn't the cross Christian?"

Xiangshi: "The world's martial arts are out of Shaolin, don't you know the source of all kinds of patriarchal Buddhas?"

Man: "This?"

Seeing this, Xiangshi sighed: "You and I are only one side, I can't bear to see you suffer this crime, so I came to the rescue, who knew that you didn't appreciate it." Alas, I would have turned my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the pit!"

Man: "Isn't it a ditch?"

Xiangshi looked embarrassed, waved his hand and said, "It's all the same, it's all the same." ”

The man snorted coldly, "It's good that I'm witty, otherwise I almost fell victim to you." With that, he turned around and walked into the hospital, ignoring him again.

Xiangshi sighed: "Alas, the world doesn't know the Buddha, and the Buddha can't be saved!"

At this time, another coolly dressed woman rushed towards the hospital.

Seeing this, Xiangshi's eyes widened, and he hurriedly wiped the saliva on the side of his mouth and pasted it.

"This young lady. ”

"How do you know I'm a young lady?" the woman asked, looking up and wrinkling her nose.

Xiangshi: "Uh...... I know 500 years before, 500 years later, through yin and yang, know ......"

The woman waved her hand, took out fifty yuan from her bag and handed it to the minister: "Okay, okay, I don't have time to talk to you, my mother is busy seeing a doctor." ”

Xiangshi stretched out his hand to stop the woman: "Miss, this is your mistake, I am not the kind of vulgar person who cheats people out of money on the street, you are looking at the wrong person by doing this." With that, he carefully folded the fifty dollars into three folds and stuffed them into his trouser pocket.

The woman stopped: "Then who are?"

Xiangshi: "I see that the woman's face is pale, it must be an intractable disease, today I meet a poor monk, if not, the poor monk can diagnose one or two for you." ”

Seeing that the woman was suspicious, Xiangshi hurriedly added: "Don't worry, there is no charge!"

After hearing this, the woman let down her guard and said, "You really know how to see a doctor? I've already been to several hospitals." ”

Xiangshi: "This, it depends on what illness you are suffering from, Miss." ”

Woman: "I ......"

Xiangshi stretched out his finger, blocked the woman's mouth and said, "Miss doesn't need to say much, and let the poor monk check it out for himself." With that, he rolled up his sleeves and stretched out his hand to the woman.

Woman: "What are you doing!

Xiangshi: "No, no, no, the poor monk's trick is called touching the bones to visit the sick, the young lady is panicking, and let the poor monk check it out for you." ”

After hearing this, the woman smiled and said, "You touch it, if you are not afraid of death, you can touch it." ”

After hearing this, the Xiangshi wondered, "How can you say this?"

Woman: "I got ...... It's AIDS!"