I have lamented countless times that God has been too unfair to me.

Everyone says that when God closes one door for you, He opens another window for you.

However, judging from my life experience of not being a single disaster, but also a blessing, farting and breaking my heel, falling and rubbing my nose, it is obvious that the windows of my room are specially equipped with anti-theft nets.

Therefore, I always think that God, the old immortal, must have an indelible hatred for my previous life.

You must know that in his previous life, he was a celestial master coaxed by Niu X, and maybe he really had a shocking story with God Lao'er in Bangju Mountain.

However, as an old man who is recognized by everyone as a savior, it is wrong for him to hold grudges like this.

However, all these complaints disappeared after meeting the third prince and disappeared without a trace.

God still favors me very much, after all, he didn't like he did with the third prince, when he closed the door, he also pinched his brain.

Compared to the lord of an elderly man like Zi whose head is just to show off his height, I am really a lot luckier.

At the very least, no one has ever treated me as a pig teammate.

And the third prince has a lot of tragedies, whenever he participates in this kind of game that requires the use of IQ, he can always give his teammates the most painful blow from time to time, and then lick his face innocently and smirk.

For example, a few days ago, when the devil girl and the foreign Taoist priest were overturning, they suddenly broke in, and shouted with a show off that they finally got the signed photo of Yui Hatano that the foreign Taoist dreamed of.

For example, when the thirteenth princess and him looked at each other affectionately, and they were about to have a deeper and deeper exchange, they said "Your nose hair should be cut." ”

For another example, today, holding a playing card in his hand, he looked at the angry foreign Taoist priest with a cute face.

The foreign Taoist shook his head helplessly, sighed, extinguished the cigarette and said: "Don't fight, no matter how you fight with him, you will lose, how can I meet such a stupid teammate, I really shouldn't be his home!" After speaking, he got up and walked back to the house.

The third prince threw the cards in his hand on the table blankly, and defended himself: "As a people's policeman, isn't it normal to not know this kind of gambling game?"

Xiao Ai on the sofa changed his posture, put his slender legs on the backrest, and smiled at the thirteenth princess: "What do you like about him?"

The thirteenth princess pursed her lips and smiled: "He is an honest man." ”

The word "honest person" doesn't seem to be a compliment, right? However, it seems that the popularity of honest people has indeed skyrocketed in recent years.

Under the leadership of a large number of beautiful gold diggers who have returned from Dongguan, honest men have returned with beauties in recent years and have become the most popular group in recent marriage matches.

Every time you walk on the street, you can see these so-called "honest people", wearing anti-style clothes that are completely out of place with their girlfriends, wearing green hats on their heads, and happily following behind these gold diggers, shopping with big bags and small bags.

However, why is the thirteenth princess, a master who can already drop gold slag everywhere without needing to dig it?

I think about it, I don't know.

In the end, it had to come down to the magical herd effect.

When all the women rushed to the arms of honest people, the thirteenth princess also made a mistake, and everyone followed the so-called trend.

When everyone thinks you're in demand, even if you're a piece of, it's coffee.

The thirteenth princess looked at the helpless expression of the third prince, smiled, turned off the TV casually, and said to us: "Okay, it's too late, let's go back to the room and sleep, we have to get up early tomorrow." After speaking, he pulled the third prince and got up and left.

Leon also stood up, took out a large package of spicy beef from the refrigerator, and went downstairs with a snap.

Xiao Ai stretched and winked at me: "Brother Meng, let's go, go back to the room and sleep." ”

I nodded, took two steps, but stopped again, pointed to Xiao Ai on the sofa, and asked, "That, where do you sleep?"

Xiao Ai pursed his lips: "Where else can I sleep, don't I sleep with you every day?"

I rubbed my nose in embarrassment: "You used to sleep with me every day, but now you ...... like this"

Xiao Ai got up from the couch, ignored me, and turned and walked into my room.

I followed, walked to Xiao Ai's side, and said, "Sister, I'll discuss something with you." ”

Xiao Ai brushed her hair back of her head: "Oba, what's the matter, do you want me to sleep today?"

With that, he stretched out one leg on the bed and hooked his toes at me.

I pointed to the door, "Why don't you go sleep with Thirteen tonight?"

"I don't want it, I recognize the bed. Xiao Ai moved into the bed, made a large area out, patted the open space, and said, "Come on, I'm sleepy." ”

I was dumbfounded, she had no choice but to take off her coat, turn off the light and go to bed.

Covered with the quilt, a girlish fragrance mixed with the freshness of the shower gel came to my nose, I tossed and turned, I couldn't fall asleep, my mind was full of mosaic pictures.

Seeing this, Xiao Wai on the side smiled happily, then dragged one of my hands under my neck, got into my arms, hugged my waist and said, "Oh, it's been a long time since I've slept so comfortably." ”

I smelled the smell of her hair and said embarrassedly, "Isn't that a little bad?" ”

"Can you not talk while sleeping?" Xiao Wai rolled her eyes at me, and rubbed her whole body into my arms again.

My whole body was stiff, although I usually babble, but to be honest, it was the first time I had slept with such a big living person in my arms.

"Well, it's really not appropriate for the two of us to do this, it will make others misunderstand. ”

Xiao Ai smiled: "What is the misunderstanding? Are you interested in a gas?"

Me: "Why do you still look like a gas?"

Xiao Ai listened, put his hand into his clothes and touched it, and there was a coquettish gasp.

Then he winked at me and said, "Okay, it's really not gas, I'm an inflatable doll now!" After speaking, he looked at me with an ambiguous face and said, "Do you want to try the special service of inflatable dolls?"

I blushed and my heart was beating, and the fawn was bumping, and I was about to lose my grip when the phone rang suddenly.

"The old wolf wants to eat chickens, and the old wolf wants to eat chickens*. ”

Xiao Ai snorted coldly: "Who, so blind, my aunt and grandmother are so happy!" After that, he turned his back to me, and pulled all the quilts to his side angrily, no longer paying attention to me.

Yes, turning your face is faster than turning a book.

I picked up the phone helplessly, and said angrily: "Who is this, I don't sleep in the middle of the night to disturb the people, and people have to go to work tomorrow!"

A sweet voice came from the other end of the phone: "Brother Meng, it's me!"

I suddenly softened my tone: "Lan Lan, why don't you sleep so late, what's the matter?"

Qian Lanlan: "It's okay, I can't sleep and want to talk to you." Don't you even know to call me? I'm looking for you every time. ”

I cramped, "I'm not busy." ”

Qian Lanlan: "I'm so busy that I don't have time to think about me, do you?"

Xiao Ai on the side interjected: "There are more people he wants to think about, I can't even line up, how can I get your turn." ”

Qian Lanlan said vigilantly: "Who is talking, you have a woman?"

I subconsciously replied, "Don't think about it, she's not a ...... woman."

Qian Lanlan: "I heard it all!"

I scratched my head in embarrassment, in this case, I had to eat coptis dumbly, and it was not to explain, nor was it to explain, and I really didn't know what to say.

"Why don't you tell me if you have a girlfriend?" Qian Lanlan's tone was obviously more angry.

Me: "No, I ......"

Xiao Ai suddenly raised his voice at this time, and shouted into the phone in an aggrieved tone: "I didn't know he had a woman outside, we were both deceived by him!"

Qian Lanlan paused for a moment and hung up the phone directly......

I held the phone in my hand, dumbfounded.

Xiao Ai gestured at me with a V-shaped gesture and smiled triumphantly.

I got angry and said, "You! you......"

Xiao Ai: "How am I?"

Well, you've won, and I'll admit I can't fight you, a thousand-year-old goblin.

I shook my head helplessly and smiled bitterly: "Forget it, go to sleep." With that, he stretched out his hand to wrap the quilt around Xiao Ai's body.

Xiao Ai glared at me and kicked me off the bed with a slam kick: "Sleep on the floor!"

Me: "What are you doing here?"

Xiao Ai pursed his lips: "I don't dare to sleep in the same bed with you, Ming'er, your Qian Lanlan is angry, what should I do if I take sulfuric acid to splash me in a rage?"

I was speechless and said, "What are you talking about, we haven't even written a word." ”

Xiao Ai: "You have the smell of her lipstick on your mouth, isn't it a handful?"

"It's my business to roll the sheets or not, I'm such an adult, can't I talk about girlfriends together?"

Xiao Ai: "You must know that you are now a yin with a heavy responsibility!"

"What's wrong with Yincha? Who says that Yincha can't fall in love? I'm not a monk!"

Xiao Ai listened, was speechless for a while, and suddenly jumped up from the bed and said: "You have to know the particularity of your work, you just find a girlfriend, do you tell her that the people who deal with you every day are some thousand-year-old female ghosts and 10,000-year-old demons?"

I spread my hands: "If I tell her this, she can still call me? I guess she would have sent me to Sogo Hospital a long time ago!"

Xiao Ai said proudly: "So, it is impossible for you and Qian Lanlan." ”

I shook my head and said helplessly: "I know without you saying it, otherwise I would have agreed to be with her a long time ago." ”

Xiao Ai: "You two are not together?"

Me: "Nonsense, definitely not. ”

After hearing this, Xiao Ai sat cross-legged on the bed again, looked at me happily and said, "You said it earlier! There are so many misunderstandings, it's true." ”

Me: "I say every day, do you believe it? Don't talk about the special nature of my work, even if I am an ordinary person, it is impossible for the two of us." The girl in the family has a net worth of billions at will, and she looks ...... How to describe it, it's just picking a picture of picking out the nose and posting it on the Internet, and it will immediately become popular, such a girl can take a fancy to me? At most, it's just to find excitement with me, I'm not a fool!"

Xiao Waile said: "You still have self-knowledge." ”

Me: ", that's all I have left." ”

Xiao Ai exhaled happily, turned over and lay down, opened the quilt and beckoned to me: "Okay, Brother Meng, don't be angry, let the little girl come to sleep for you tonight!"