Leon and I sat in the shop, staring at each other with bored eyes.

The foreign Taoist priest hummed a little song and walked in with a smug face.

"What, picking up money again?"

The foreign Taoist priest glanced at me and said excitedly: "I'm going to see my father-in-law!"

I pouted: "Congratulations, you are about to enter the grave of your life." ”

Xiao Ai complained on the side: "Every day against the Yaksha, he has entered hell, and the grave is nothing!"

The foreign Taoist snorted coldly: "You boy chicken, just envy, jealousy and hate!"

I said disdainfully, "I'd rather masturbate than look for your girlfriend." ”

The foreign Taoist priest glared at me and said, "If you want to find it, people are still not happy to follow you." ”

Later, while arranging his hair in the mirror, the foreign Taoist priest asked me: "Brother Meng, do you want to go together, today is Yuanyuan's birthday, and his father invited us to his house for dinner together." ”

I shook my head: "You go to celebrate your girlfriend's birthday, what kind of light bulb am I going to be." ”

The foreign Taoist priest begged: "I am a little nervous when I meet my parents for the first time, so you should accompany me to be brave?"

I refused: "Don't worry, just swing your face to that point, and the old man will throw the household registration book to you without saying a word." ”

Foreign Taoist: "You really don't go?"

Me: "If you don't go, you won't go!"

Yang Dao looked at me and said with a lewd smile: "It is said that Yuanyuan's sister will also come today!

I was speechless and said, "Come on, I've already learned your aesthetics." ”

The foreign Taoist priest took out a headshot from his pocket, handed it to me, and said, "I don't believe you can see it yourself." ”

I picked up the photo and my mouth watered.

Although the woman in the photo only has her head missing, just looking at this face already makes people think about it. This woman snuggled up to Yuanyuan's side, with a pair of big watery eyes, blown-breakable skin, and pouting lips, people couldn't help but want to kiss her.

This appearance is not lost to Qian Lanlan at all, and even has a more mature charm than the young Qian Lanlan.

I hurriedly stepped forward, handed the foreign Taoist priest a cigarette, and said flatteringly: "This is Yuanyuan's sister?"

The foreign priest nodded.

"Are you sure it's biological?"

Foreign Taoist: "Nonsense!"

I sighed: "You must have brought a lot of gifts when you went to my father-in-law's house today, right?"

The foreign priest pointed to the trunk and said, "That's a must." ”

Me: "Do you need me to carry your bag for you?"

Xiao Ai: "Seeing the color!"

I waved my hand again and again: "What nonsense, I'm helpful!"

......

In this way, I followed the foreign Taoist priest and drove to Yuanyuan's house.

In the car, the foreign Taoist priest introduced Yuanyuan's sister to me.

Yuanyuan's older sister is named Mingming, who is two years older than Yuanyuan, and is still single, and is said to work in a gym.

I made up Zheng Duoyan in my brain, the perfect lines, and the attractive vest line, plus the face that did not lose to any star on the headshot, suddenly came to the spirit, and hurriedly sorted out the appearance in the rearview mirror.

After a while, we came to Yuanyuan's house.

As soon as the doorbell rang, a young woman poked her head out and asked, "Who?"

It was Yuanyuan's sister who opened the door, and at first glance, I was shocked!

This face is far more cute and moving than in the photo, like a Barbie doll.

I hurriedly leaned on the wall and put on a posture that I thought was extremely handsome and could kill thousands of girls in seconds and said, "Hello, my name is Zhang Meng, fierce and fierce!"

"Brother Meng, I often hear my sister say that you get up, come in and sit!" Mingming listened, hurriedly opened the door, and warmly beckoned us in.

I looked at it and almost fell to the ground. Under that face as beautiful as a fairy, taking advantage of a strong muscle, the green tendons on his arms jumped and jumped, and he got rid of a live-action version of Nezha.

I swallowed my saliva and said with a look of horror: "It's really my own!"

The foreign Taoist priest raised an eyebrow at me: "How about it, I said she works in the gym!"

I frowned: "But you didn't say that she was in good shape! This muscle is almost catching up with Schwarsinger!"

Ming Ming tugged at my sleeve with a happy face and slipped me into the room.

At this time, the old man of the foreign Taoist priest was sitting in the living room drinking tea, and when he saw us, he stood up and greeted us happily: "Come on! Come and sit, come and sit!"

The foreign Taoist priest lowered his eyebrows and sat on the sofa with a nervous face.

Yuanyuan's voice came from the kitchen: "Brother Dog, don't worry, I'll come out after I finish the last dish!"

The foreign Taoist priest responded a few times in embarrassment, and sat on the sofa at a loss.

The old man coughed dryly twice and asked, "Why don't we play a game of chess first?"

Foreign Taoist: "Okay!"

So, the old man beckoned Ming Ming to set out the chessboard and stretched out his hand to the foreign Taoist.

The foreign Taoist priest looked nervous, thinking for a long time as if facing a great enemy, and finally took the first step.

The old man was silent for a while.

"You're a newbie, right?"

The foreign Taoist priest was surprised: "Uncle, how do you know?"

"I've been playing for so many years, and there aren't many people who are handsome at the first step......"

Xiao Ai complained: "The dog will live by being handsome!"

After a while, Yuanyuan came out of the kitchen with a table of dishes and motioned for us to start eating.

At the dinner table, the old man frequently served dishes to the foreign Taoist.

"What do you do at home?"

The foreign Taoist priest blushed, and he had not yet recovered from the chess game just now: "I am an orphan, and I have followed my master to learn art in the mountains since I was a child. ”

The old man smashed his mouth, and said with a distressed face: "It's pitiful." The two daughters in our family also lost their mothers since they were children, and I was a father and a mother, and I grew up with a handful of and urine. Do you know, when I was a child, Yuanyuan was very naughty, often fought with other boys, and often ran home crying with a blue nose and swollen face, which broke my heart. In the end, it was her sister who came forward to help her get revenge. ”

I looked at my sister, whose arms were as thick as my thighs, and said, "I can see that ordinary people really can't beat her." ”

After hearing this, Ming Ming laughed heartily and shouted the award.

The laughter was like a barbell.

The old man glared at Mingming, and the laughter stopped abruptly.

"Dog, we're all real people, so let's just say something, I heard that you have a store in the city, what kind of business do you have?"

The foreign Taoist priest replied tremblingly: "Do some white business, sell some paper binding utensils, and look at a tomb by the way, and set a feng shui or something." Then, he flattered and said: "Uncle, if you want to buy longevity materials in the future, just come to me......! Oops, what are you kicking me for!"

The old man had a gloomy face, lowered his head and stopped talking.

After the meal, we sat together on the sofa and the atmosphere was very awkward.

I poked the priest and motioned for him to take out the gift.

The foreign Taoist priest came to his senses and hurriedly carried the large bags and small bags of things to the table.

flatteringly: "Uncle, I came in a hurry, and I didn't bring anything, so my little meaning is not respectful." Then, he took out a bottle of wine from the bag, handed it forward and said, "I heard Yuanyuan say that you like to drink, so I specially brought you the medicinal wine that Uncle Shi has treasured for many years." This wine is carefully prepared with dozens of aphrodisiacs such as tiger whip, deer antler velvet, ginseng, wolfberry, etc., you and a small cup, ensure that the tiger is strong at night!"

The old man blushed and rebuked, "Why should I drink it?

The foreign Taoist priest looked embarrassed and hesitated: "This ...... This ......."

I hurriedly started the round: "Uncle, don't mind, he is a foreigner, and his culture is too different from ours, so he doesn't know how to do it." After speaking, he hurriedly took out the tea leaves on the side and handed them forward: "This is the Huangshan Maofeng specially carried by a friend, you can always taste it." ”

The old man waved his hand again and again and gave us a slap in the door: "Such a valuable thing, I am going to be a person who has to set longevity, and I will not be blessed." Take it back and drink it yourself. ”

Me: "Don't mind, we hairy boys, how can we know how to taste tea, or give it to a cultivated person like your old man to drink, is it worth the money." As the old saying goes, the sword is sent to the hero, and the good tea is given to the noble!"

After hearing this, the old man's face bloomed with joy, and he reached out to take the tea, and said, "You kid can still speak." After that, ignoring the foreign Taoist priest on the side, he took my hand and talked to me cordially.

A few hours later, my husband reluctantly let go of my hand, let me and Ming Ming leave each other's phone calls, and told us to come to play often in the future 21 times, and then sent us out.

When I went out, the foreign Taoist priest stared at me with an iron face and said, "What do you mean by kid?"

Me: "Won't I help you play the round and liven up the atmosphere?"

Foreign Taoist priest: "Do you want you to play a round?" Hungry (I) will first beat you into a circle this (today)!"