Miss Zheng Zuoji, who is pregnant with AIDS, almost cheated the drinking boy after pit the godfather.

The drunken boy and his subordinates threw Zheng Zuoji down as if they had seen a dead star, and they scolded one by one and hid away from Zheng Zuoji.

The wine-swallowing boy hurriedly took out disinfectant wipes from his pocket and kept wiping his hands. In that way, there is a momentum that will never stop without rubbing the skin of your hand.

"Oh my God, where the hell have I offended you!

I was amazed, "I'll go! Isn't this stealing my lines?"

Foreign Taoist: "?"

Me: "That's what I said when I met Lao Rush in the park before!"

Foreign Taoist: "......"

The drunken boy had a look of deep hatred, beat his chest, and cried to his subordinates with a handful of snot and tears, complaining that today's girls don't know how to clean themselves, and they indulge themselves at a young age, and it is so difficult for him to eat a green and safe meal.

At this time, the masked man on the side pointed to Qian Lanlan, who was lying alone on the stage, and comforted the drunken boy: "Boss, don't be discouraged, isn't there another person there?"

The wine-swallowing boy sighed: "I guess I have to go home empty-handed again today." With that, he walked towards Qian Lanlan, lowered his head and sniffed.

"Wow! it's still a place!" the drunken boy shouted at the crowd with a happy face.

The masked men on the side had an incredible expression and said in surprise: "How is it possible?

The short man also shook his head desperately: "I remember the last time the boss wanted a place to eat on a whim, we searched all over Japan and couldn't find it, and finally had to run to the kindergarten to get one back." After that, he looked up at Qian Lanlan in the stands again, and said, "This girl must be seventeen or eighteen years old, how can she be so beautiful?"

The masked man seemed to have thought of something, and said with a shocked face: "It can't be gay, right?"

Short: "You're stupid, gay too, okay?"

The masked man: "You're stupid!

The short man pondered for a long time, but he couldn't think of a reason, so he had to scratch his head in embarrassment: "I don't know about this." Then, he looked at the masked man with a determined face: "Anyway, what I said is right! The gay boss who was caught last time pulled his stomach for a week, have you forgotten?"

Masked Man: "......"

The wine-swallowing boy carefully checked around Qian Lanlan for a long time. Then he stood up, and two lines of hot tears flowed uncontrollably from his eyes, and he drew a cross on his chest again and again, and prayed:

"Thank the Lord that we will be thankful that you have given me such a delicious meal. Thank you for giving you sunshine and rain and spreading pure light, so that there is still such abundant food in the world, and please let us cleanse our sinful hearts by cleansing this food, Amen!"

Seeing this, I was worried that Qian Lanlan would be taken away by them to make dinner, so I hurriedly rushed out of the backstage and shouted, "Slow!"

The drunken boy obviously didn't expect that someone was not fascinated by his Gu technique, and was startled by my sudden voice, so he hurriedly hid behind the masked man and shouted, "It's none of my business, I'm just passing by!"

The masked man stood in front of the drunk-swallowing boy in embarrassment, looked at me with wide eyes, and then turned around and poked the wine-swallowing boy behind him: "Boss, he is only one person." ”

After listening to this, the wine-swallowing boy slowly poked his head out from behind the masked man, stared at me, stretched out his nose and sniffed hard, and then laughed: "I thought I had met another Onmyoji family, and it turned out to be just an ordinary dick after a long time!"

The drunken boy put his mind at ease, stood up from behind the masked man, pointed his finger at me, and said arrogantly: "Boy, do you know who this king is? I am the most handsome ghost in Japan, known as the king of ghosts, and the wine-swallowing boy with boundless power and unparalleled in the world! Are you here to die?"

The masked man muttered in a low voice: "It's still unparalleled in the world, and I don't know who was scared to hide behind me just now." ”

I waved at them awkwardly and said, "Hello, do you believe me if I say I'm here to make soy sauce?"

The drunken boy suddenly floated to my side, sniffed around with his nose, and then said proudly to his subordinates: "Today is really evil, not only met an eighteen-year-old virgin, but also met a twenty-three-year-old boy chicken!"

After hearing this, everyone covered their stomachs and laughed, and laughed: "Haha, twenty-three boy chicken, this is the first time I have heard of it!"

Me: "I'm calling myself clean!"

The wine swallowing boy raised his eyebrows and looked at me playfully: "I smell that your sweat glands are thick, you must be weak and weak, but you are a virgin, you must have nowhere to vent, so you have to fight the five-fingered girl all day long!" After that, he shook his head with a regretful face: "Young man, pay attention to moderation, this is very hurtful!"

Me: "......"

The drunken boy looked at me for a while, sighed, and said, "Lucky for you, kid, fortunately I don't eat men, if you meet a guy like Tengu who is not a picky eater, it is estimated that there will not be even bones left now." After speaking, he waved at his subordinates: "Knock him unconscious and throw him into the pile." ”

The big men obeyed my orders and walked over with a wicked smile on their faces.

I stepped back again and again, looking backstage and shouting, "Damn, don't come and save me!"

At this moment, several spirit runes flew out from behind the scenes, and with a brilliant brilliance, they went straight towards the big men who besieged me. There was a burst of lightning, and all the big men were knocked away, and they fell to the ground in pieces, screaming again and again.

The foreign Taoist priest also jumped out from behind the curtain and shouted, "Gu Roar!"

I looked back and almost burst out laughing.

"Dog, are you going to play with the wine swallow? Why did you put it on?"

The foreign Taoist priest looked at me embarrassedly and explained: "I'm afraid that I'll eat it after a while, (I'm afraid that I can't help but eat him for a while) (so I found something to gag my mouth). ”

I looked at him with black lines on my face: "What's wrong with looking for something, you have to find this thing? Where did you get this?"

The foreign Taoist priest scratched his head in embarrassment: "Isn't this a momentary urgency, afraid that you will cry." (Isn't this a momentary hurry, afraid that something will happen to you). This thing still cried from the yellow room of the more than Ji (this thing still came out of Zheng Zuoji's room). ”

I looked meaningfully at Zheng Zuoji, who was left in the corner, and his godfather lying in the pile, and said with a smile: "There are many rich people." ”

Four Eyes hurriedly walked out from behind the curtain and said righteously: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't have this hobby." ”

Chen Siqi also followed out with a shy, and said: "Last time, you obviously bought a bunch of candles from a certain treasure, and you had to play exciting with others, but now you don't admit it." ”

The four eyes blushed to the base of his neck, and said with a bitter face: "Don't say it, it's a low-temperature candle that was clearly said to be good, but it gave me a scar that burned my whole body, and now I think about it, I feel panic." ”

"Who the hell are you!" shouted the drunken boy, hiding behind the masked man, pointing at us in panic.

I smiled at him knowingly, and pointed to the foreign Taoist priest beside me: "It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that this one next to me, he is the first handsome Taoist guy who ate tengu yesterday, and the reincarnation of Zhong Kui, who specializes in eating all kinds of powerful ghosts and demons, and the ladyboy is also a young master!" After speaking, he said to the shivering wine swallowing boy: "I don't know if you are the first handsome ghost, or the first handsome Taoist, or, you two stand up and have a good competition?"

The wine-swallowing boy hurriedly shrank his head behind the masked man, and said timidly: "I think, there is no need for this." ”

The foreign Taoist priest took out the peachwood sword from his arms, pointed at the wine-swallowing boy, and said with a disdainful face: "I'm embarrassed to be a ghost king, but I am so bold." (I'm embarrassed to say that I am the king of ghosts, but I am so timid)"

After hearing this, the wine-swallowing boy said angrily: "This king is unparalleled in the world!"

The foreign Taoist shook the peachwood sword in his hand and responded: "That's enough to cry and fight me for a hundred rounds!" (Then come out and fight me for three hundred rounds!)

The drunken boy quickly retracted his body behind the masked man, and said repeatedly: "No, no, I don't want to see blood today." ”

The masked man pushed the drunken boy to the front with a look of disgust, and complained: "Boss, everyone has challenged you, can you have a little backbone, don't lose the face of our Hundred Ghost Village!"

The drunken boy was pushed by the masked man, and in desperation, he had no choice but to step forward. shouted loudly: "Since you yourself are going to die, don't blame me for the ghost king who drank and killed him!" Suddenly, the air was filled with an enticing aroma of wine.

The drunken boy said to us proudly, "How is it? Have you been confused by this fragrance? Now you feel weak and drowsy?"

With my eyes half-squinted, I walked up to the drunken boy step by step, raised my right hand, rounded my arm, slapped him in the face, and shouted, "Faint your mother's head!"

The drunken boy looked at me with a surprised face: "You are not deceived?"

I stretched out my left hand and slapped it again: "Mini mom!"

The drunken boy covered his face, spat out a stream of blood, lost two teeth, and looked at me with a sad face: "Can you not scold my mother, you are very unqualified!"

I smiled and said, "Okay!" After saying that, I slapped you backhandedly: "Su your grandma!"

The drunken boy cried with a sad face: "You still scold my mother!"