I'm so unlucky, really.

Maybe it's time for me to seriously think about whether the Eight Yin Bodies that Lao Xuan said really exists.

Everywhere I go, I encounter all sorts of strange things.

I was kidnapped for breakfast, I was beaten up by a group for eating a barbecue, and I almost died in Huangquan after a visit to a plastic surgery hospital.

I finally traveled abroad, drank a little wine in the evening, and almost used it as dog * food.

With such a tragic fate, I really feel that I have a fight with Conan, the first tragic character in the history of the dead man who went anywhere.

Even if you are bored today, you can meet robbers when you come here to see beautiful women.

Although, this robber only robs sex and not money.

The foreign priest told me that these robbers are not ordinary people, and they are different from the four kidnappers who were insane by us last time. These people have a lot of backgrounds.

Now the one standing on the stage staring at the people lying on the ground drooling is the legendary king of Japan's hundred ghosts, known as the first handsome perverted cannibal demon in the Japanese ghost world - the drunken boy.

The wine swallowing boy is the leader of the Japanese ghost clan, a monster with a small fresh meat appearance and a perverted uncle's heart.

The wine swallowing boy was originally a young monk who served in Echigo Temple. One heart to the Buddha, no distracting thoughts.

But because his appearance was too handsome, he attracted the jealousy and framing of others, and finally died unjustly. And all this experience also made his heart have great evil thoughts, but these evil thoughts accumulated too deeply, and finally made him turn into a monster wine swallowing boy, and entangled a group of ghosts and monsters entrenched in the mountains, burning and robbing everywhere, bullying women and bullies.

The most bizarre thing is that he, like foreign Taoists, has a hobby of eating people alive.

The favorite appetizer of the wine swallowing boy is the milk * room of a young woman with white skin and beautiful skin. So his raid on the beauty pageant this time must have come for the sake of these beauties in transmission.

On the other day, a group of us hid in the background, watching the drunken boy command his subordinates to move the godfathers off the stage and throw them in a pile at will. and put all the beauties in a row.

The drunken boy drooled, wandering back and forth among the beauties, and his eyes were like the thirteen princesses visiting the jewelry store, or the foreign Taoist priest visiting the vegetable market.

Of course, when the foreign Taoist priest visited the vegetable market, he played the role of being watched.

The drunken boy hesitated among the beauties, and after a while leaned down and began to smell them one by one.

"Come on, carry her down for me!" After sniffing the first person, the wine swallowing boy pinched his nose and said nervously: "Damn, this chest is full of silicone, trying to cause me food poisoning!"

After the big men threw the first woman off the stage, the drunken boy continued to pace, walked towards the second woman with a lewd smile, and leaned down.

"Yes, that's good...... I'm going to go! I've actually given birth! No, no, no. Throw her off the stage!", frowned and sighed: "What kind of world, I'm a child, and I still come to learn other people's beauty pageants, it's too bad." ”

"This won't work! There's no part of the whole body that hasn't been facelifted! Lift it down, lift it down!"

"Oh my God! Why is there a transsexual! Throw him in the toilet and lose his appetite when he sees it!"

After a while, 8 of the ten beauties on the field were thrown down, leaving only Zheng Zuoji and Qian Lanlan still lying on the ground.

The wine swallowing boy shook his head helplessly at the little brothers behind him, and said bitterly: "The current society really doesn't let people live, and the government is too, and it is not well managed, and this food safety problem is too serious!"

The masked men on the side all bowed their heads and said yes.

The wine-swallowing boy turned his head, lay on Zheng Zuoji's body again, and examined it carefully.

"This is good, that's it, take it away!"

We were overjoyed in the background, but fortunately it wasn't Qian Lanlan.

Just when the masked men were about to go out carrying Zheng Zuoji, the drunken boy stopped abruptly and shouted, "Slow!"

"Something is wrong, why do I smell a little weird, do you smell it?"

The masked man on the side shook his head and said flatteringly: "Boss, we don't have a nose like yours, how can we smell which woman is good?"

Drunken Boy: "You mean to say that I'm a dog?"

The masked man was frightened into a cold sweat, and hurriedly explained: "I didn't mean that, let alone a dog, even a tengu doesn't have this ability, this is your unique skill, boss!

The rest of the people shouted in unison: "Wine swallowing boy, unparalleled in the world!" Wine swallowing boy, unparalleled in the world!"

I complained backstage: "It's still an old immortal with stars, and the magic is boundless! Can these villains not make this one out of each one, is it interesting?"

The foreign Taoist priest scolded me: "Don't make a sound, you are very smart when you swallow your nose!"

Me: "Does the nose spirit have anything to do with the voice?"

The foreign Taoist priest rolled his eyes: "You have bad breath!"

Me: "......"

The drunken boy heard the praise of his subordinates, laughed proudly, and after everyone read for about a minute, he stretched out his hand with satisfaction and signaled everyone to stop: "I told you, it is not the past, human beings have developed too fast, and it is not the era when weak chickens were generally bullied by us, so everyone should come out to be low-key, low-key understand? Robbery will always only rob one, no more than three crimes in the same place, don't report my name after going out, I teach you every day, why don't you increase your memory?" After that, he put on an expression of pain and hatred.

Everyone shouted yes and shouted that the boss was wise.

The drunken boy waved his hand at everyone and said, "Don't shout slogans so loudly in the future, although I also know that I am unparalleled in the world, but we know this kind of thing, it is good that we know this kind of thing, there is no need to make such a big fanfare, so as not to be discovered and cause unnecessary casualties." ”

The masked man on the side muttered in a low voice: "I don't know who made us practice slogans every day, and even accused us of shouting unneatly, and punished us for not eating for three days." ”

"What did you say?"

"Boss, I said you are really thoughtful!"

After hearing this, the wine-swallowing boy nodded happily, and then continued to preach to everyone bitterly: "I think about it so much, it's not for your good. You know, as the king of a hundred ghosts, there's nothing in this world that I'm afraid of. It's you, the mana is still shallow, in case you are injured by others, how distressed the boss is!"

The masked man on the side whispered: "You feel sorry for your own pension." ”

Another short man beside him whispered: "Nonsense! Is the boss that kind of person? Last time, the ghost of Inoue was beaten to the ground, didn't the boss do a good job of dealing with the aftermath?"

The masked man: "Of course, he wiped out the whole family of Inoue, so there is no need for compensity." ”

The short man muttered, "Really?"

The masked man: "What do you think? I heard the ghosts in the village hear from the ghosts in the fields from the ghosts behind the house, and they said that they saw the ghosts by the pool!

Short man: "Didn't the ghost by the pool die the year before last?"

The masked man: "Oh, it's really true anyway!"

Short: "Well, I'm glad I don't have any family members, otherwise I would have to trouble them." ”

After the drunken boy asked everyone to stop, he put it on Zheng Zuoji's body again and checked it carefully.

"No problem, why do you always feel a strange smell, is it because I've had pollen allergies recently?"

In desperation, he had no choice but to reach out and touch Zheng Zuoji's body everywhere.

After a while, the wine swallowing boy took Zheng Zuoji's finger to his nose, sniffed it carefully, and then jumped out five meters away with a frightened face, and shouted at everyone: "Put it down!

After hearing this, the masked men threw Zheng Zuoji out and hid far away one by one.

Me: "This Miss Chicken is really a standard pit daddy!" I covered my mouth and laughed quietly, staring at the godfather judges who were thrown in the pile, and shook my head sympathetically.

"By the way, why are ghosts still afraid of AIDS?"

Foreign Taoist: "Are you afraid of leather shoes?"

Me: "I'm not afraid. ”

Foreign Taoist: "What if you knew that the spicy strips you ate yesterday were made of leather shoes?"

Me: "I already knew." ”

Foreign Taoist: "What if this leather shoe stepped on before?"