Scar Man finally took out his ultimate killer weapon after sacrificing a tooth, his eyes red and clamoring to cut us to death.

And at this moment, the rest of us were dumbfounded.

Originally, we were still a little nervous about Scar Man. After all, he easily took all kinds of hidden weapons thrown by Leon, and dodged Leon's various attacks like an acrobatic, and this kind of stretch of hand had to make us feel like a great enemy.

However, seeing this situation in front of me shocked me, and I couldn't raise my nervousness no matter what.

Because, this scar man, after a long time, the so-called ultimate killer weapon that escaped was actually a crutch.

Me: "You've been working hard for a long time just to get this thing out?"

The scar man snorted coldly: "Now you know that you're scared, right? Hurry up and hand over Xiao Ai, or you will all be cut into stupid roe deer!"

Me: "Cut us into roe deer? I think you're about the same as a roe deer, aren't you?"

The thirteenth princess covered her mouth and smiled: "This is a trick to come to Zhao Benshan to sell abduction." ”

Me: "Do I have to stomp my feet first and then take two more steps?"

Leon put the gun back in his pocket, shook his head helplessly, and said, "I don't do anything to the old, weak, sick, and pregnant. ”

Scar Man: "You are the old, weak, sick and pregnant! Lao Tzu uses a normal Bibi card for public transportation!"

Me: "You haven't got a free card for the disabled yet?" Do you want me to ask the third prince to take you there in a while?"

The thirteenth princess complained: "The third prince is a police officer, and he is not from the sixth bus company, where can I get a card for him." ”

The scarred man interrupted us, holding his cane high, and was about to rush at us: "Don't force it! Lao Tzu is not a cripple!"

"Why are you here?" Xiao Ai pushed the door in with his amnesiac brother, and said with a frown when he saw this scene.

I muttered quietly, "And say I'm not crippled." ”

The scar man ignored me, just reversed the fierce expression just now, turned around and happily looked like a pug, and flattered Xiao Ai: "I can be regarded as finding you, Xiao Ai, I want to kill you!"

Xiao Ai lowered his head, flashed out from under the armpit of the scarred man, and said slowly: "Don't move your hands and feet, my aunt is still a yellow flower girl!" After speaking, he ran to my side with a disgusted face, pulled my arm, and said to me with a wronged look: "Brother Meng, your woman was almost eaten tofu by this dead lame, don't you care?"

I broke free of Xiao Ai's hands, and hurriedly jumped out of five meters, standing where the scar man's crutches couldn't reach me, spread my hands and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm innocent!"

The scar man held his cane high and said angrily: "Don't lie to me, I know everything about you and this broken shoe!"

Xiao Wai raised his eyebrows and asked, "What do I have to do with him?"

Scar Man: "I've heard from the Taoist boy of the Tai Bai Xing family, when he sat down with Clairvoyant and drank with his clairvoyant that day, I heard them say that the last time your brother asked them to investigate your news, they saw you and him doing those dirty things in bed!"

Amnesia: "And what's the matter? Why didn't I find out?"

Why do you float into my room in the middle of the night every day silently, and shout at every turn: "Brother Meng, I seem to remember who I am!"

Do you really think of yourself as a detective? You have to find out everything?

No, no, it's like I really have something to do with Xiao Ai.

Well, in fact, the two of us are really innocent, as for what the so-called clairvoyant said that he saw with his own eyes, I guess it was because the haze was too big recently, causing him to look away!

I hurriedly waved my hand and explained to everyone: "Don't talk nonsense, we are very pure!"

Scar Man: "Pure? Pure can still stay until three or four o'clock in the middle of the night? Still have back pain?"

The thirteenth princess looked at me meaningfully: "Brother Meng, you are still powerful, it seems that tonight's dinner will have to let the foreign Taoist give you a little more." ”

Me: "You're mistaken, I'm not talking about the whole you imagined, but another one." ”

Scar Man: "?"

Thirteenth Princess: "?"

"Well, actually, we were playing guessing last night, and the loser did sit-ups. "As soon as I remembered that last night, I was forced to do more than 500 sit-ups by Xiao Ai's legs, and I couldn't help but have another muscle twitch.

After hearing this, the scar man said with relief: "Xiao Ai, I knew that you wouldn't give up and mess around with those wild men outside!" After speaking, he looked at Xiao Ai with a relieved expression, and the crazy man looked like a crazy man, and the fierce scar on his face looked extremely incompatible.

Xiao Ai: "Don't talk nonsense, you and I have never messed up at all, and we can't talk about giving up." ”

Scar Man: "But, everyone in the Heavenly Court knows that I like you!"

Xiao Wai: "I'm not from Heaven. ”

The scar man looked at Xiao Ai with an aggrieved face: "But your brother ......"

I stretched out my hand to interrupt them and interjected, "Wait, you're from Heaven, so you're an immortal?"

The scar man raised his head proudly and said, "Nonsense, how can you mortals have such a temperament as Lao Tzu?"

No wonder Xiao Wai has always been reluctant to admit his relationship with his brother, it turns out that these guys in Heavenly Court are not very good!

I shook my head and said with a disdainful expression: "I don't know if I have a temperament, I only know that among us mortals, anyone who takes the bus on crutches can be free!"

The thirteenth princess smiled and said, "It seems that the treatment of Heavenly Court is not as good as ours!"

Scar jumped straight to his feet in a manly manner: "Don't talk nonsense! Lao Tzu is not a cripple!"

Me: "Isn't it a cripple, what are you crutching on?"

After hearing this, the scar man danced his cane in the air and said, "You know a fart, who said that you have to be lame to use a cane? Zhu Bajie is not a farmer, he doesn't make a rake like this, a witch is not a cleaner, he doesn't use a broom the same way? What's wrong with Lao Tzu using a cane as a magic weapon? I haven't seen the world!"

I spread my hands: "What you said seems to have some truth, but I am speechless." ”

Xiao Ai, who was sitting at the bar eating watermelon, spit all the melon seeds in my face and said, "He uses crutches, it's really not because he's lame." ”

Me: "Then why do you still call him lame?"

Xiao Ai looked at me mischievously and said with a smile: "You want to know, let him cut you and you will understand!"

I looked at the crutches in Scar Man's hand: "Forget it, I've never been very curious. ”

Xiao Ai sneered, covered her mouth and said, "Okay, I won't tease you, after all, everyone is the same bed, how can I be embarrassed to let you suffer from flesh and skin?" After speaking, he threw a charming kiss at me.

Seeing this, the man with the scar suddenly became angry, and his eyes widened like Niu Ling.

This little mourning! Playing the cheapest at this time, isn't this deliberately trying to let me be beaten?

I waved my hand at the scar man and explained, "Don't listen to her nonsense, we really don't have to do anything!"

The scar man said angrily: "You deflated calf, and you still say that you have nothing to do with Xiao Ai!" After speaking, he shouted, one foot wrapped around the crutch, and suddenly, the crutch emitted a burst of bright golden light, and limped towards me!