Unexpectedly, this man with a carved scar and a fierce face would actually say that I robbed his woman.

Moreover, the woman in his mouth is still a gentle, kind, beautiful and lovely woman.

Unexpectedly, the woman he was talking about was actually the old goblin who gave me a headache every day - Xiao Ai.

I clutched my stomach and collapsed on the ground laughing, I really couldn't imagine how he stubbornly crowned the three words that were gentle, kind and cute on her that they couldn't match Xiao Aibazi.

Scar Man: "What's the matter? You know you're scared, you're all laughing, right?"

I forced a smile, rubbed my belly that was throbbing with laughter, and straightened up: "Brother, I guess you're looking for the wrong person, right?"

Scar Man: "Impossible! Are you Zhang Meng? Is there a person named Xiao Ai with you?"

Me: "Yes, there is, but my little sorrow here is a person who loves the whole person, is stingy, and has a bad mouth, and is definitely not the same person as the gentle, kind and lovely girl you said, or you will go to other places to take a look?"

Zhang Jianfeng: "Brother Meng, are you sure that the person you are talking about is not Chen Ziying?"

Me: "What, she also fixes you every day?"

Zhang Jianfeng complained: "Don't mention it, changing the way to fix me every day, making me embarrassed is the only joy of her life." ”

I hurriedly stretched out my hand excitedly and shook it with him: "Comrade!"

Zhang Jianfeng: "But, I think she's still quite cute." ”

Me: "Cute? Are you the legendary Shake M?"

The thirteenth princess smiled and interjected: "This is called Xi Shi in the eyes of the lover." ”

In the eyes of the lover, there is a? The lover's chrysanthemum is almost the same!

Scar Man: "You deflated calves, there's no end! Don't talk to me about those useless things, hurry up and call Xiao Wai out, or Lao Tzu will cut you to death today!"

Me: "She's still asleep in my room, if you want to find her, go by yourself, go out and turn left, the second floor east house, the first room." I threw the key to him, got up and went to clean up the table that had been filled with grease stains by Lao Xuan and Lao Li just now.

Scar Man frowned, "What's that? in your room?"

Me: "yes, what's wrong?"

The scar man's face instantly fell, and his eyes seemed to eat me: "You...... You beast, you sleeping in a room with her, what the hell did you do to her?"

I complained, "Do you think I want to sleep with her?"

Scar Man: "Back pain? you, you, I'll kill you!" After speaking, he took off the big stick wrapped in strips of cloth from his back, and was about to rush forward.

Leon stood up and said with a cold look in his eyes: "No matter who you are, don't make trouble at my place of work, otherwise, I don't mind eating human char siu tonight." ”

Thirteenth Princess: "No, his tendon meat is too firewood and not delicious." Yuanyuan is also here tonight, why don't we eat scrambled eggs with leeks, sea cucumber tofu, and fried eel slices. How about another oyster soup?"

Me: "Aren't you giving these dishes to Yuanyuan, aren't they?"

The thirteenth princess smiled, and said with an expression that you don't understand: "The dog's is Yuanyuan's!"

Me: "......"

The man with the scar on the side saw that we didn't care about him, chatting with him without fear, and immediately became angry, while tearing the strip of cloth tied to the stick, while shouting: "You dare to look at no one, let you know how good I am today!"

Leon smiled disdainfully, casually took out three walnuts from the bar, and threw them at the scar man's head.

I have seen Leon's kung fu of throwing the hidden weapon, in the initial assassination of the third prince, Leon once threw a flying nail, a small nail, instantly changed through the third prince's body, and the strength did not decrease at all, and finally pierced into the wall more than half.

Until now, the nail is still nailed to the wall, and it has been used as a hook by foreign Taoist priests.

Although this time Leon did not use nails, but walnuts.

But with his amazing "Xiao Li's fucking flying knife", this scarred man can't run away with a few big bags on his head.

I seemed to have foreseen the appearance of the scar man covering his head and wailing in place, and I was snickering with joy.

Unexpectedly, the scarred man who was untangling the strip of cloth did not reply, but then took out a handful of petals from his pocket, and with a casual hand, the petals sprinkled slowly floated towards the walnuts that were coming quickly, and in an instant, the walnuts were wrapped and fell to the ground.

Seeing this, Zhang Jianfeng on the side shouted: "Good kung fu!"

Leon licked his lips, changed his numb expression, and leaked a long-lost crazy expression and said, "Interesting!" After speaking, he stepped up, took out a dagger and stabbed at the scar man.

The scar man didn't dodge or dodge, but just blocked him with one hand at random, still concentrating on untying his strip of cloth: "Who tied Lao Tzu in particular, and actually tied a dead knot!"

Leon couldn't strike a blow, and once again jumped high in the air, holding the dagger in both hands and pointing straight down the scar man's head.

The scar man bit the dead knot on the strip of cloth with his mouth, and at the same time exaggerated a dismount bridge, dodging Leon's killer blow: "Don't worry, wait for Lao Tzu to untie this, and then slowly kill you in a while." ”

When Leon heard this, he snorted coldly, shook his hand and threw the knife out as a flying knife.

The scar man took out a few petals from his pocket again, and took the flying knife hard, with a crisp sound, the flying knife turned into pieces like walnuts.

Leon looked at the debris that fell to the ground and said in pain: "This is a limited edition that I bought online for three thousand dollars!"

I patted him on the shoulder and comforted, "It's okay, I have super glue here, stick it up for a while, and make it a whole corpse." ”

Leon waved his hand, looked at the scar man with a look of resentment, and then turned his head to look at me: "Brother Meng, this guy is just like you, not a human, right?"

Me: "Don't talk nonsense, you're not human!"

Although I was scolding Leon, in fact, doubts began to rise in my heart.

After all, the petal blocking walnut can also be considered to be the work of a martial arts master with high internal strength. But the petal blocking knife, besides, it's still a hair-breaking, extremely sharp kind of knife, which is indeed a bit against physics.

There is only one explanation for this situation, he is not an ordinary person, just like the Third Prince Yang Taoist priest and even Zhang Jianfeng next to me.

Leon smiled helplessly: "I will never boast that I am the number one killer in history in the future, it's too embarrassing." After speaking, he took out two pistols from his pocket and said to the scar man: "I don't believe it, you are as invulnerable as the third prince!"

The man with the scar was sweating profusely (this sweating profusely, not because he saw the pistol Leon pulled out, but because he had untied the strip of cloth for a full minute, and he still hadn't untied it) said: "Deflated calf, you have a hard mouth now, don't beg for mercy when Lao Tzu cuts you for a while!"

Leon didn't talk anymore, just took on the pose of an old woman with two guns, and shot all the bullets at the scar man in ten seconds.

As a result, the roaring bullets were the same fate as the three walnuts that had happened before, all of which were stopped by the petals with a slight fragrance.

Me: "Big brother, where did you buy these petals?" Can you give me some self-defense?"

Scar Man looked at me, "You want to know?"

Me: "Yes!"

Scar Man: "Then you can lend me a pair of scissors first, and let me untie this strip of cloth!"

Me: "Big brother, you are so powerful, the ability to fly flowers to block bullets has come out, and you can't untie a rag?"

The scar man said embarrassedly: "You know a fart, I borrowed those petals from my aunt, and they can only be used for defense!"

With a black line on my face, I walked to the bar and rummaged through the cabinets.

"Well, nail clippers are okay?"

Scar Man: "It's okay, take it, I'll make do with it first." ”

I let out an "oh" and was about to step forward and hand the nail clippers to Scarman.

Zhang Jianfeng on the side jumped out and stretched out his hand to stop me: "Brother Meng, what are you going to do?"

Me: "Give him nail clippers, what's wrong?"

Zhang Jianfeng: "You are stupid, do you untie him and then let him beat you?"

I slapped my head suddenly, yes, this kid is here to beat me, I give him the nail clippers, isn't it boring to be self-inflicted? You know, the third prince and the foreign Taoist, the two only guys with combat effectiveness, are not at the scene at the moment. And Zhang Jianfeng, who claims to be a descendant of the Luohan Sect next to me, I didn't count on him at all.

After all, I had once learned the "power" of his master, who would not make him sleep without falling asleep, and I had no hope at all for this so-called Arhat Sect.

I hid my nail clippers behind my back, shook my head, and said, "Forget it, I still don't want petals." After speaking, he quietly glanced at the thirteenth princess, and asked him to quickly call the third prince and the foreign Taoist priest, so that they could come back quickly to save the scene.

The scar man frowned: "You are a big man, you are not happy to borrow a nail clipper, and there is no one to pick the door like this." ”

Me: "Am I stupid? lend it to you so that you can untie the strip of cloth and cut me with the ultimate nirvana?"

After hearing this, the scar man also felt reasonable, so he had to nod and say, "Okay, if you don't lend me, I'll come by myself!"

It's just that there are accidents in everything.

Now, for example, a huge tooth flew up with a string of bloodshots, cutting a perfect arc in the air, and it fell to the ground with a click—it was obvious that the scar man's mouth accidentally broke his teeth due to excessive force.

died before leaving the school, and the scar man was finally successfully injured.

When Leon's three walnuts, a dagger, and two shuttle bullets were ineffective, Scar Man actually lost to a dead knot, which is embarrassing.

At this moment, he covered his mouth, jumped to his feet in pain, and shouted at us: "Okay! I dare to knock out my teeth, I have to cut you to death today!"

I spread my hands: "Don't talk nonsense, you broke your teeth yourself, don't rely on our heads!"

Scar Man: "Lao Tzu doesn't care! Lao Tzu lost a tooth, you will have to look for teeth all over the ground in a while!" With that, he took out the ultimate weapon wrapped in the cloth strip and looked at us with bloodshot eyes.

I laughed when I saw the weapon that Scar Man was holding in his hand that sacrificed a tooth in exchange for it.

"You've wasted half a day, just to get this thing out?"