Sirens blared in the air, and a bunch of police cars surrounded the warehouse.

The three of us escorted the four kidnappers and walked out with our heads held high. The police outside the warehouse and the onlookers gave us a round of applause.

We handed over the four kidnappers to the local police, and a pot-bellied chief stood up and shook hands tightly with the ragged Ao Bing, and said to us: "Thank you Officer Ao and a few righteous men for their help, these kidnappers have committed many crimes, and they have finally been brought to justice today." ”

I nodded and said, "It should be, it should be, but I don't know if this is a bonus for righteousness and bravery?"

The director looked at me embarrassedly and laughed, "This brother is really good at laughing!"

Ao Bing said: "There is no reward for these people, so there is no reward for assisting in solving the case." ”

I spread my hands and said, "Yes, it's another wasted effort." ”

At this time, a man with glasses rushed out of the crowd, ran to my side excitedly, held my hand and said, "Brother!

"You are?"

"You forgot, I took you back to the city this morning. ”

It dawned on me, "Ah! it's you." Why are you here again?"

Seeing that I remembered, the man with glasses hurriedly said excitedly: "After sending you back today, I had a meal in the city, and then I came back." As a result, I just saw a bunch of police cars surrounding here, so I came down to see the excitement. I heard from those policemen just now, those four are all gunmen, and they were actually conquered by the three of you with your bare hands, which is really amazing!"

I smiled and asked, "Didn't you still believe that there was a robbery here this morning?"

The man with glasses scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Don't bury me." I'm not clumsy, I don't see that you still have this ability. ”

I waved my hand and smiled at him, "Now you believe it?"

"Believe! I have read all kinds of novels since I was a child, and the male protagonists in them are all big heroes like you who look obscene but have unique skills. Didn't you suddenly comprehend the skills and then come back and beat these kidnappers to the ground? As I said, the male protagonist should be like this. ”

"You're obscene, your whole family is obscene, and the whole community is obscene. I shook off his hand speechlessly, got into the police car and drove away.

When we waited at the police station to finish the transcript, it was already night.

So we gave up on our plans to return today, and went back to the hotel together.

Once again, the old dragon king gave us a warm welcome.

The old lady of the thirteenth princess kept putting vegetables in the bowl of the third prince and said, "Eat more of this, this is good for the body." ”

Ao Bing's little face was flushed, he lowered his head and didn't speak, and he pulled the food vigorously.

And the thirteen princesses on the side also lowered their heads shyly.

I tugged at the sleeve of the foreign Taoist priest and asked cautiously, "Why did they cook their own turtle prime minister?"

Xiao Ai in his arms couldn't help but complain: "You are a dirt bun, that's a money turtle!"

"I haven't heard of it. ”

The foreign Taoist priest looked at me with disgust and said, "Don't you even read the newspapers? Last month, a money turtle of about 10 catties was sold for more than 500,000 yuan. ”

I asked, "What about this whole table-sized thing?"

The foreign Taoist priest shook his head and said, "I guess it's priceless." ”

I was pleasantly surprised and said, "This old dragon king is too much to give us face!"

Xiao Ai interjected: "What do you mean to give you face, people are for the little two to eat." The biggest effect of the turtle is to improve the ability to do things in bed. ”

No wonder the two of them blushed, it turned out that the old dragon king couldn't wait.

I asked suspiciously, "Old Dragon King, why are you only worried about the marriage of the thirteenth princess of your family, and don't take care of the fat prince?"

The old dragon king said embarrassedly: "This, Xiaoshuai, it's not that I don't worry about this matter. I just told him a lot, and the results were all yellow. ”

"It turns out that this is the case, too, with his stature, you have to consider whether you will be crushed to death when you fall in love with him. ”

When the fat mermaid heard this, she shouted at me angrily: "You hate it! Tell you, don't look down on fat people, every fat person is a potential stock!"

I pursed my lips and answered: "Come on, good-looking ones are potential stocks, even if you look thin, you can only be regarded as an ugly monster who has successfully lost weight." ”

The fat mermaid was speechless in anger, just pointed at me vigorously, and her little face was red.

At this time, the third prince on the side stretched out his hand to stop the old dragon king's harem beauties from continuing to add vegetables to his bowl that had been piled up. Tremblingly, he said, "I'm really full, don't add any more vegetables." ”

When the old dragon king heard this, he hurriedly said, "Young man, you have to eat more of this." Look at me, I've eaten it for so many years, and I'm still in good health at my age!"

Xiao Ai muttered, "But he won't need it if you give it to him." ”

"Why can't I use it?"

"He'll be back in City X tomorrow, and this is a standard long-distance relationship with your daughter. You still give him a hard bite to eat so much, isn't this an indirect encouragement for him to cheat? ”

When the old dragon king heard this, he looked remorseful.

The third prince took a long breath and gave us a grateful look.

Seeing this, I hurriedly sandwiched all the remaining money turtles on the plate into my own bowl.

But the foreign priest snatched my bowl and devoured it. He also said in a serious way: "It's a waste for you to eat this!"

I looked helpless, so I had to reply sourly: "It's okay, you should eat more, after all, in front of Yuanyuan's face, if you don't rely on this thing to make it up to me, I guess you will have to stop lifting it for life." ”

The foreign Taoist priest said anxiously: "Bao (don't) Hu Cheng (said), hungry (we) are pure and male and female relationships!"

As he spoke, he poured all the remaining juice from the plate into the bowl and soaked it in rice.

......

Early the next morning, the three of us left the hotel together and prepared to catch a flight back to City X.

Unexpectedly, at the door of the hotel, I once again saw a young girl carrying a big bag, twisting her steps, sneaking out of the door.

I stepped forward and took a closer look, and it was still the thirteenth princess!

"Ao Yun, where are you singing, why did you run away from home again?"

Thirteen was startled when he saw us, and hurriedly made a silent gesture and said, "What is running away from home, I am above board this time." With that, he shook the ticket in his hand.

I took it and saw that it was the same flight as us.

It turned out that after listening to our words yesterday, the old dragon king thought about it and always felt that there were too many temptations in the current society, and the long-distance relationship was really insecure, so he booked a plane ticket for the thirteenth princess and asked her to go to X city with us this morning.

The third prince said embarrassedly: "However, we are fake couples." ”

The thirteenth princess said helplessly: "I also know, but I can't tell my father that the two of us are fake to escape your forced marriage, right?"

The third prince thought about it and waved his hand speechlessly.

Xiao Wai gloated and said, "Yes, this time the fake has come true." ”

I asked suspiciously, "Since the old dragon king knows everything, why do you still sneak out?"

"It's not because of my third brother, he kept clamoring to be with me last night, so I sneaked out before he woke up. ”

I made up for the fat mermaid dragging the fat all over her body, and followed us with a sissy face, and suddenly I was excited. Then he shouted: "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up!"

And just like that, the four of us flew back to City X together.

And the devil girl was waiting for us at the airport early.

No, in fact, he just came to wait for the foreign Taoist priest, and the rest of the people just carried it.

The foreign Taoist priest and the devil girl were at the airport gate, ignoring the surprised eyes of passers-by, and they were taking care of themselves.

Suddenly, a voice behind shouted, "Dirty!, dirty!"

Everyone looked back.

In the distance, I heard the clatter of high heels on the ground, from far to near, and then I saw a little lady dressed in flowers waving at us and happily walking over.

I asked, "Which one are you?"

The little lady's eyes were seductive, and she pretended to be complaining and said, "It's dirty, you don't even know me anymore?" It's me, Lin Siqi. There was also a pungent fragrance in his words.

I remember, this Lin Siqi was my high school classmate, and she was the class flower of our class at that time, pure like a Gesang flower blooming on the top of a snowy mountain. It's the person I've had a crush on for three years in high school.

"Dirty, what are you doing here?"

Lin Siqi interrupted my remembrance of youth and asked with a frown.

I said helplessly: "I told you that my name is Zhang Shile, not dirty." Besides, I have changed my name to Zhang Meng now. ”

Lin Siqi burst out laughing. Then he waved his hand and asked, "What are you doing here?"

I stood next to the four of them who were smiling from ear to ear and said, "No, wait for the bus with these friends." I didn't expect to be able to meet you here, fate!"

Lin Siqi said leisurely: "Come on, I don't need to buy breakfast for me now." I'm waiting for my boyfriend, he's an overseas Chinese. ”

When it comes to her boyfriend, that proud look is unmistakable.

The foreign Taoist priest muttered: "What's wrong with overseas Chinese, I'm still a foreigner." ”

Lin Siqi glanced at the foreign Taoist priest, then looked at the devil girl beside him, and said, "It's really bad." ”

When the foreign Taoist priest heard this, he was about to get angry, so I hurriedly stretched out my hand to stop him.

"What about you, what are you doing now?"

I touched my nose and replied, "I'm working part-time at a white shop right now, and I'm on West Street, so I often come here to play when I have time." Anyway, I remember you had a single eyelid at the time? Why did you get double now? And how did the birthmark on your chin fall out? Your nose seems to be a lot taller, right? And this breast, is it also ......?"

After that, he glanced at his chest, shook his head, and then looked at the devil girl's breasts, swallowed his saliva uncontrollably, and said, "It's still natural!"

Lin Siqi looked angry, and the foreign Taoist priest quietly gave me a thumbs up.

Dare to look down on my brother, my title of the poor-mouthed joker in history is not for nothing!

Lin Siqi was obviously a step away from me, frowned and said, "When I was in high school, I thought you were quite courageous, and I thought you were a potential stock." Didn't expect ......"

The foreign Taoist priest interjected: "He is also a potential stock now, but he is still diving." ”

Lin Siqi said with a disgusted expression: "Fortunately, I pretended to be stupid at the time and didn't accept that you liked me." ”

She already knew that I had a crush on him?

The thirteenth princess couldn't see it, so she stepped forward and pulled us and said, "Let's go, we still have something!"

Lin Siqi stretched out his arm, stopped us with a strong smell of perfume, and said, "Don't worry, it's a good classmate, my husband is coming soon, I invite you to have a meal." ”

As soon as the words fell, a brand-new Audi Q7 stopped in front of us, and a polite man with glasses stepped down from it.

Lin Siqi hurriedly stepped forward and pounced, got into his arms, and said in a sweet and greasy tone: "Husband, I met my table today, let's treat them to a good meal in the evening." ”

The man only noticed us at this time, and immediately shook Lin Sisi away, and said excitedly at us: "Hero, we met again, it's really fate!"

Me: "?"

Third Prince: "?"

Foreign Taoist: "?"

Xiao Ai: "Glasses man." ”

With a reminder of Xiao Ai, we remembered that it was the glasses male driver we met before.

It dawned on me that I said, "Oh, it's you." ”

When the man with glasses saw that we recognized him, he was indescribably excited, and hurriedly said to us, "Where are you going?

The thirteenth princess refused: "No, we won't affect the two-person world between you and your girlfriend." With that, he pouted towards Lin Siqi's position.

Seeing this, the man with glasses hurriedly turned around and said to Lin Siqi: "Siqi, this is fifty yuan, you take a taxi back and have a good rest, I will go to you to play in two days, I have to be their driver today." ”

After that, ignoring Lin Siqi's nose and glare, he pulled the group of us into the car and drove away.