The next night, at ten o'clock. Weather, fine.

I, the foreign Taoist priest, the four ghosts, carried a small bench and chattered to the rooftop together.

Our group laid out the melon seed drink popcorn early, and the flowers were looking forward to the reunion of the two.

After all, the live-action version of the live-action version of the ghost love is definitely 10,000 times more expected than the bad movies in the movie theater that only urge people to pee.

After less than twenty minutes, the male number one limped out of the door with his guitar on his back.

When the female ghost Xiaoli saw him, she immediately opened her arms and rushed over, and we all opened our eyes, for fear of missing this touching scene.

Who knows, the imaginary affectionate hug did not appear, and only Xiaoli was seen faintly passing through the body of the male number one.

I slapped my head and said in annoyance: "Ouch, my fault and my fault, I actually forgot that she has no obsession now, it's not a ghost, her boyfriend can't see him anymore." ”

Sure enough, the male number one ignored the female number one Xiaoli and walked straight towards us.

Xiao Li looked anxiously around the male number one, shouting his name loudly, but all these behaviors were always in the sea, and there was no response.

The man walked up to me and asked, "Where's Xiaoli, why didn't I see her?"

"Of course you can't see it, because you're human and she's a ghost, but she's standing behind you right now, stroking the guitar on your back. ”

The male No. 1 shook his head and said, "Impossible, I have already wiped the cow's tears before I came!"

The foreign Taoist priest laughed heartily on the side, and then said as if there was something to do: "Look, I said yesterday that feudal superstition kills people." It's a shame that you're still a people's teacher and actually believe in such false rumors. As a senior Taoist priest with rich experience in subduing demons and eliminating demons, I am going to give you a good lesson today, how to treat feudal superstition with correct scientific values. ”

I stopped the foreign Taoist priest and said helplessly: "Don't steal the show, we are here to see people's ghosts, not an education channel." ”

The old pervert couldn't help but interject: "What are you waiting for, hurry up and let Xiaoli appear!

I muttered quietly, "Isn't this the first debut novel, of course I'll be a little nervous, mistakes are inevitable, understand, understand." “

Brother Amnesia said anxiously: "Can you stop interrupting, hurry up and arrange for the female number one to play!

So, I took out my iPad, spent three hundred coins in pain, and chose the skill of appearing.

A faint light from the ipad hit Xiaoli's body, and then, her figure gradually appeared in front of the male number one.

"This special effect is not bad, right?" I turned back to the foreign Taoist priest and the other three ghosts and made a V-shaped gesture, showing off happily.

The three of them completely ignored me at the moment, just staring ahead with wide eyes and unblinking.

I turned around suddenly, only to find that the hero and heroine were just hugging each other at the moment and kissing affectionately.

So, I quickly snatched the popcorn from the foreign priest, sat on the small bench and began to watch the blockbuster.

Five minutes later, I had to stand up and shout a cut.

The three ghosts on the side erupted in strong boos at me.

There's no way, if you don't stop shouting, it is estimated that the ghost will become an island country action movie. As a young man with a social conscience, I still can't do the dirty thing of gathering people to watch restricted films on the rooftop.

The hero and heroine came back to their senses at this time, looked at us embarrassedly and giggled.

The foreign priest stood up and coughed lightly.

"Well, or, you two sit on the guardrail over there and talk slowly, and a few of us will avoid it. ”

The female number one instantly blushed to the root of her ears, while the male one smiled vigorously, took the female one's hand and limped to the guardrail by the rooftop. The two snuggled sweetly together, whispering to each other.

The old pervert ran to my side and complained loudly: "Brother Meng, do you say you can't spoil the fun? What a meaningful blockbuster was ruined by your cut!"

I scratched my head and explained with a smile: "Aren't I afraid that children are not suitable?" ”

"Do you think you're a radio and television broadcaster? What kind of airplane are you doing? You are strangling art! Strangling art, do you understand? It is because of people like you that "The Legend of Wu Meiniang" has been made into "A Plum Cut on the Chest"! Your practice of ignoring the feelings of the audience should be strongly condemned! You ......" The old pervert was angry, pointed his finger at me, and began a series of verbal attacks.

It wasn't until I took out my iPad from his arms that he closed his mouth and obediently sat on the bench to continue watching this abridged version of the romantic action movie.

At this time, the male number one had already taken out his guitar and gently hummed the songs they had heard and sang together with the female number one.

"Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, the grass is green

The evening breeze blows the willow flute

Sunset Mountain Outer Mountain

The end of the sky, the corner of the sea, half of the acquaintances

A pot of turbid wine is full of joy

Don't dream cold tonight. ”

The song was melodious and beautiful, and we all reveled in it, as if we had returned to our carefree school days.

Xiao Ran looked at them with a nymphomaniac face, and said enviously: "It's so sweet and happy, I used to be like this with my boyfriend." ”

The old pervert couldn't help but pursed his lips, and complained disapprovingly: "Don't see everything on you, isn't it! You are so incomplete, can you still sing love songs with your boyfriend? Your scene is not intoxicating at all, but makes people run away!"

Xiao Ran blushed and said, "I can listen to my boyfriend sing to me, my boyfriend sings much better than them!"

The old pervert snorted and said, "The ghost believes you!"

Xiao Ran muttered, "Are you originally a ghost?" ”

At this time, the amnesiac brother interrupted their conversation and said with a righteous face: "Don't talk when watching movies, do you have any quality!"

So the big guy stopped playing and watched intently again.

A few minutes later, I looked at my watch and said to the female number one, "Your appearance time is almost up, so skip this scene and have a beautiful ending." ”

When Xiaoli heard this, she looked at the male number one affectionately, and said to him: "I'm leaving, don't blame yourself anymore, I don't blame you, I just hope you can continue to live well, for you, and for me." ”

And the male one's performance at this time was also extremely in place, and he took Xiaoli in his arms and said affectionately:

"No, I don't want you to go, I've already lost you once, I can't lose you a second time!"

I interjected again, "Lines! Lines! Don't forget that classic line!"

When the male number one heard this, he immediately reacted and said, "God curses you." ”

Female No. 1 stood on the spot, not knowing how to answer.

I shouted in disappointment, "It's not that! You idiot!"

The man scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "I'm sorry, I just remember this most classic, and I was confused for a while." ”

Then, he took Xiaoli's hand and said affectionately: "I love you, I really love you, and I will always love you." ”

The heroine's cheeks flushed, and she lowered her head and replied softly, "Me too." ”

Then, the two looked at each other affectionately again, and then kissed together.

I hurried up to separate them. There is no way, in a harmonious society, if it is too explicit, the water meter will be checked.

Who would have thought that someone would slap me in the back of the head out of dissatisfaction.

I picked up my iPad: "You guys are endless......!

A line of cold sweat slid down my face.

After a second, I put away my angry expression, put on a sincere smile, and said

"Seventh Master, why are you here?"

"Nonsense, I'm not doing (here) who took Xiaoli to Dihu (Mansion)?"

After that, he pointed at my nose and began to scold

"Li (you) said that Li Su (is) not vegetarian is very annoying! I endured it the first time, and I actually stopped it twice! I also let the non-ronin watch a good show!"

I wondered, "Ah, the first time, so you just came, so why didn't you show up?"

After hearing this, Bai Wuchang's little face flushed slightly, waved his hand, and said: "I'm not a vegetarian (yes) just to peek at them kissing me! Don't think about it! Don't pour the filthy Su (Si) on me as a pure (young) year." ”

I nodded yes with an aggrieved look. Then he turned around and shouted at the female ghost, "Xiaoli! ”

The female ghost glanced at the male number one, and reluctantly floated to Bai Wuchang's side.

I pointed to Bai Wuchang, who was unhappy next to me, and said, "Let me introduce you, this handsome and dashing handsome guy with a jade tree in the wind is my leader, known as Bai Impermanence Xie Bi'an Xie Qiye." His old man came to pick you up today to report to the underworld, so you can pack up and go with him. ”

The female ghost stared at Bai Wuchang and said pleadingly, "Can you give us another five minutes?" ”

Bai Wuchang had a gloomy face and did not speak.

Seeing this, I said to the female ghost, "Don't get an inch into you. Xie Qiye is blessed to be able to come to guide you in his busy schedule. Why don't you hurry up and follow him, do you still have nostalgia for this earthly world?"

The female ghost nodded helplessly and stood behind Bai Wuchang.

I shook hands with Bai Wuchang courteously and said, "Seventh Master, please go down and do more, this female ghost is also pitiful, I hope he will have a good birth in the next life." ”

"Spicy (that) will play mahjong with horse noodles next week?"

I hurriedly responded: "Wrap it up on me, don't worry!"

Bai Wuchang nodded happily, but he still stood there, not moving for a long time.

I wondered, "Seventh Master, aren't you going to take her away?"

Bai Wuchang let out an evil smile: "Don't worry, there's another one!"

After that, I saw the male No. 1 open his hands and tried to pounce on Xiao Li: "Xiao Li, I don't want you to go!"

I only heard a long "Ahhhh

Male No. 1 lost his body and fell.

It was only after 10 seconds that he floated up and looked at us blankly.

Bai Wuchang said leisurely: "Do (this) Xia Lun (people) together!" After finishing speaking, he waved his big hand and summoned the soul attraction banner into his hand. casually drew a circle, and the two ghosts disappeared from our field of vision with him.

It all happened so suddenly, and it took a long time for the rest of us to react.

I sighed helplessly, perhaps, this is the so-called fate.

But it's okay like this, the two can be companions on the yin and yang road, and after all, they have become a pair again.

Of course, the foreign priest didn't think so.

He looked at the place where the male number one fell with a shocked expression, and in an instant, the consternation turned to chagrin, and the chagrin turned to anger.

Ten seconds later, the foreign priest shouted

"Zhang Meng! You old cub hammer (little rabbit cub)! You bag (don't) run! Let you take her and you won't accept it! Now it's another one! Hungry 100,000 yuan labor fee! You pay me for my hard-earned money!"

With that, he took out his peachwood sword and rushed towards me.