Chapter 1290: Difficult Brothers
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Works: "Difficult Brothers".
Performers: Cannon, Xu Qian
Editor: Xu Qian
Everyone was amazed:
"I'll go, it's Xu Qian again. β
"Is Xu Qian playing again?"
"I'm looking forward to it, I'm looking forward to it. β
"Sure enough, it is created by Xu Gan again, and it must be a high-quality product. β
"Don't say anything, Xu Qian's product must be a high-quality product. β
"Needless to say, Xu Gan's works are undoubtedly classics. β
"Xu Qian is about to become the Emperor of the Liver, burst the liver, burst the liver, burst the liver again, no one is invincible, no one can stop him. β
"Xu Qian is really interpreting life, and if he doesn't accept it, he can only say that he is a bull fork. β
"I just want to say three words, strong and invincible. β
When they saw the word "Xu Qian", everyone was excited, since there are these two words, it shows that the sketch of "Difficult Brothers" will not be bad, because Xu Qian is the guarantee of quality.
No one dared to question Xu Qian anymore at this time, because Xu Gan's previous performance in "Blind Date" was impeccable, and he almost single-handedly led Song Baobao's performance, and there are only a handful of people who can do this in this era.
The curtain opened, the sketch began, and the audience looked intently at the stage, the background of the stage was the prison cell, and there were three people at the moment, one was the cell leader, and there were two prisoners.
Cannon and Xu Qian were dressed in prison uniforms.
This look immediately won the applause of the house.
"I'll go, Xu Qian is really changeable!"
"Xu Qian is still so handsome in prison clothes, he can't accept it. β
"I can only say that Xu Qian is too hanging!"
"Haha, Xu Qian still feels very obscene in prison clothes. β
"Looks like this skit is good. β
"It's kind of interesting, I know it's good just by looking at it. β
"There are no defective products produced by Xu Qian. β
"Bang Bang!"
The audience applauded violently, and only Xu Qian had such treatment, other people's applause was sparse, and his applause was endless, many people clapped their hands and kept patting there, this is the gap, this is Xu Gan's charm, it can only be said that he is invincible.
The cell boss pushed Xu Qian and the cannon behind him: "Hurry up, you don't have long legs?"
The cannon straightened his clothes: "Push what you push, I will go myself." β
Xu Qian pushed behind him: "Hurry up, you don't have long legs."ββ
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed:
"Nima, Xu Qian is too cheap. β
"It's so cheap. β
"This is the so-called Dead Dao Friend Immortal Poor Dao. β
"I'm laughing to death, I'm really laughing. β
"Haha, this Xu Qian is so cheap. β
"Familiar taste, familiar recipe, cheap as always. β
"Xu Qian is still so cheap, I like Xu Qian's cheapness. β
Cannon: "Are you sick? We're both prisoners, what are you pushing me for?" β
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed.
Xu Qian: "Second brother, we're here to save my eldest brother." β
"Oh, could this be the main story?"
The audience can't see anything from the name of the sketch "Difficult Brothers", but now they finally see some famous names, maybe this sketch tells the story of two brothers who went to the prison cell to rescue their eldest brother: "It's really brotherly love!"
Cell boss: "Hurry up, you don't have long legs?"
Xu Qian: "Hurry up, you don't have long legs?"
Cell leader: "Hurry up, you don't have long legs?"
Xu Qian: "Hurry up, you don't have long legs?" Narrator: There are three brothers in southern China, known for their benevolence and righteousness, the eldest brother is in prison, and the second brother and the third brother start a story to rescue the eldest brother.
Everyone said, "Sure enough!"
This is the story of rescuing Big Brother.
The cell leader: "Hurry up, you don't have long legs?" I'll tell you both, the cell is here, don't look for trouble, stay in it well, otherwise, you won't have any good fruit to eat."ββ
Xu Qian stood straight aside: "Cell boss." β
The cell boss asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"
Xu Qian looked very dragged and said: "I don't understand a little, prisoners are also human beings, why should they treat us like this?"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed.
"Xu Qian, this is too special!"
Cell Boss: "Why do you do this to you, don't you understand?"
Xu Qian said very stiffly: "I don't understand. β
The cell boss looked at the cannon again: "What about you?
The cannon also looked very dragged: "I don't understand." β
Cell Boss: "Then I'll make you understand." β
The cell boss directly took the stick in his hand and hit the cannon.
"I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed:
"Let you drag!"
"I'm laughing to death. β
"It's the same drag, how can the gap between people be so big?"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
The cannon said pitifully: "He questioned, you hit me, understand!"
"Haha!"
The audience burst into laughter.
Master Feng was also stunned, Song Baobao's amazing performance surprised him, but now it seems that the performance of this cannon is not much worse than Song Baobao.
"Why is Xu Qian's vision so poisonous?"
"Where did he find all these people?"
Master Feng was shocked inexplicably, he felt that according to the level of these people, then becoming a generation of laughing craftsmen was just around the corner, and then in the future, Xu Qian would become a well-deserved sketch king because of these people, there was no doubt about this.
Cell Boss: "I'm telling you, here, this is the authority, do you understand?"
He took the stick in his hand and looked at the cannon and Xu Qian, his eyes were full of anger, obviously Wan established his authority.
Xu Qian didn't eat him at all, and still had a very dragging expression: Cut, I don't understand.
The cell boss looked a little angry, he looked at the cannon and said, "Oh, don't you understand?"
Cannon remembered his previous experience of being beaten and quickly admitted: "Understood."ββ
However, he performed very well, first stunned for a moment, and then rolled his eyes,
Cell boss: "Understand that you don't tell him, you don't tell him, you don't tell him, you don't tell him, you don't tell him"
The cell boss picked up the stick in his hand and beat him again.
"Haha!!!!!!"
The crowd laughed:
"Poor cannon"
"Why is it always me who gets hurt???"
"I'm laughing to death. β
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
"It's so funny. β
The cannon hurriedly begged for mercy: "Did I tell him that he can't do it?"ββ
The cell boss pointed at the two and said, "Don't make trouble for me."ββ
Xu Qian still had a very dragged expression: "Cell boss." β
The cell boss turned his head around: "What are you doing?"
Xu Qian said very tuggingly: "I still don't understand one thing. β
The cell boss's face changed, and he was about to pull out the stick in his hand.
The cannon hurriedly covered Xu Gan's mouth: "It's okay, it's okay, you're busy, you're busy, you're busy, you're busy."ββ
Xu Qian said: "Cowardice." β
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed.
"It's making me laugh. β
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
Cannon explained: "Just coax anything, let's not save the big brother." β
Xu Qian: "It's to save the eldest brother, we have to have a bottom line, you again!ββ
Suddenly, Xu Qian was stunned, his expression was a little weird, as if he had seen something terrible.
The cannon also looked a little nervous: "What's wrong?"
Xu Qian: "Why is the grass moving?"ββ
The cannon was also scared and said, "What's the matter, ah." β
At the same time, a person emerged from the grass, his back was very chic, and then he turned his head and pointed at Xu Qian and the others.
And Xu Qian and the cannon also looked like they were about to cry.
At this moment, the music sounded, it was "The Years of Friendship".
"The vanished time is scattered in the wind
As if I couldn't think of facing it again
Wandering days
You're accompanied
Fate to reunite
The naΓ―ve voice has waned
Distance from each other for the sake of the goal
Gaze at the night sky who used to be
Comprehend the tiredness of the heart
to forget what is wrong and what is wrong
Come and be nostalgic."
"Years of Friendship" is a Cantonese song originally sung by Ekin Cheng, written by Liu Zhuohui and composed by Chen Guangrong, included in the original soundtrack of the movie "Puzzle Boy" released in 1996, is the theme song of the movie "Puzzle Boy", which won the 19th Top Ten Chinese Golden Songs in 1996 and has multiple cover versions.
This song is about the friendship between people, which is just right for the atmosphere now.
There is no doubt about the classicism of this song, and in another world, this song has become the feelings of many people because of "Crazy Boy".
The "Crazy Boy Group" relied on this song to hold concerts to make money, and Ekin Cheng also participated in variety shows many times with this song to make money.
Aside from some emotional factors, there is no doubt about the classicism of this song.
Many people are intoxicated the moment they hear this song.
"Sounds good!"
"That's so good. β
"The sound of heaven. β
"Even though it's Cantonese, I can't understand it, but I feel very, very good. β
"Awesome,, this song is so good. β
"I was convinced, and I threw myself on the five bodies that Xu Qian admired. β
"Hanging bomb sky, I just want to say hang bomb sky. β
The audience in front of the TV was also shocked.
"What's this song?"
"Why haven't you heard of it?"
"I'll go, this Cantonese song is so good, I searched on the Internet, but I didn't find it. β
"yes, I'm really surprised that I didn't find it. β
Someone immediately explained.
"It's normal, this must be Xu Qian's original. β
"What? Xu Qian even has original songs? really fake?"
"You guys are lonely and unheard, Xu Qian is a master of the new generation who can compete with Saturday. β
"Xu Qian is known as a singer, how can he be famous. β
"Indeed, Xu Qian's hanging bombed the sky. β
"You can't imagine Xu Qian's ability at all, he is really awesome?"
"Invincible, he's an all-round genius. β
"There is no genius in the sky, and there will not be one in hundreds of years. β
"Epoch-making superstar, this is epoch-making superstar. β
Master Feng was already speechless: "How many times has this been?"
This "Happy Comedian" alone is the third time, "A Dance Missed in Those Years" Xu Qian created "I Only Care About You", "The Return of the Great Sage" Xu Qian created Wukong, and now this "Difficult Brothers" Xu Qian has created "Friendship Years"!
The most important thing is that this is still a Cantonese song.
Mr. Li Zongyou is also very shocked, since the new century, Cantonese songs have begun to decline with the general environment, and now it is extremely difficult to create a Cantonese masterpiece.
But this is for others, such a situation is not true for Xu Gan at all, because Xu Qian has created a number of Cantonese masterpieces, such as "Silence is Golden", such as "Rogue", such as the current "Friendship Years".
"What a genius!"
Although Li Zongyou is a great master in the music world, he also admires Xu Qian very much, and his creative ability is already comparable to him.
Xu Qian: "Who? big brother!"
Boss Liu: "Third brother!"
The two stared affectionately, and their eyes were full of affection.
Xu Qian: "Big brother!"
Boss Liu: "Third brother!"
The two of them ran fast and hugged each other, looking like a good brotherhood.
Xu Qian pointed to the cannon and said, "Look who's still here." β
The music continues:
"Come and forget what is wrong and what is right, and how to remember the past
It's always fun to go through the troubled days together
I don't believe it, I don't feel hopeless, I don't feel hesitant
Compete in your dreams and strive to forge ahead every day
Uninhibited wake-up and drunk in the wind and rain
All stories seem to have happened in the wandering years
The wind has calmed down, and who will return the heart"
The cannon was lying on the wall, and when he heard this, he immediately turned his head, with tears in his eyes, and then hugged Boss Liu, this scene looked so affectionate and harmonious.
The two let go.
Boss Liu looked at Xu Qian and said, "Third brother, quickly introduce who this is." β
"Haha!"
Everyone was about to burst into laughter, and the two of them had a touching appearance of "brothers recognizing each other" before, but in an instant, Boss Liu didn't even know the cannon.
Cannon's depressed look also makes people laugh.
"It's funny. β
"Cannon:"MMP !!!""
"What's the situation? Cannon, that looked confused. β
"You're going to laugh at me. β
"Hahahaha
"Forgive me for laughing again, Xu Qian's sketches are so funny. β
Xu Qian: "Big brother, this is the second child, the cannon."ββ
The cannon also looked at Liu Laodao: "I'm the second, the cannon." β
Boss Liu looked at Xu Qian curiously and said, "Second brother, why have you changed?"ββ
Cannon said, "I'm getting bigger." β
Boss Liu touched the head of the cannon: "It's really grown."ββ
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed:
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
Xu Qian added on the side: "It's not too long. β
Boss Liu looked at the two and sighed: "Oh, it's okay this time, you guys are finally here, and I am finally saved."
"Third brother, do you remember our slogan?
Boss Liu straightened his waist and looked very serious.
Xu Qian said very solemnly: "Remember." β
The cannon also said very seriously: "Of course I remember." β
The three of them said together: "Brothers together!"
Boss Liu: "No one is good.ββ
Cannon: "?@[β!#^O^""
Xu Qian: "*^O^*%:)β@"#." β
The words spoken by the three of them are not at all the same, the bull's head is not the horse's mouth.
"Haha!"
Everyone burst into laughter.
"Nima, this is the Splash Brothers. β
"The plastic brotherhood is taken to the extreme. β
"Haha, I'm laughing so much. β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
"Difficult Brothers" is already getting better here, people can't wait to look forward to the next plot, "Difficult Brothers and Brothers" has not broken Xu Gan's reputation, it proves that sentence, produced by Xu Qian, must be a high-quality product, this sentence is true.