On this day, Li Teng and I completed the mortgage procedures, handed over the money to him, and drove back to the Internet café by myself. He Shen and Wang Xia are sitting at the cash register watching Korean dramas together, and the two of them also invented an extended way to play, betting on which episode the male protagonist suffered a car accident while watching, in which episode the female protagonist was terminally ill, how did the female 2 make the female protagonist and the male protagonist misunderstand, and in which episode did the male 2 seriously injure the male protagonist...... The winner receives a prize: no work for the day. The loser gets a penalty: complete the cashier job for the winner on the same day.

This is a gentleman's game, so when I said I wanted to join, the two of them looked me up and down, and said at the same time: "No, no, Xiaoyuan (the boss) will definitely read the rest of the content in advance." ”

I nodded, "That makes sense, not only did I read it in advance, but I also want to give you spoilers, that male protagonist, who is about to be framed and start fleeing incognito......"

The two jumped up, waved their fists and said, "Get out!"

"Wang Xia, you can't do this! How can I say that I am also your boss! If I am angry with you, then you will ......"

Wang Xia thought about it seriously, "Then I'll change my home to an Internet café." ”

He Shen: "Good idea. ”

Me: "Old traitor!"

Xu Xiaoman heard my voice, stood upstairs and said, "Li Yuan is here?"

I hurriedly said, "The little one is here, what does the king command?"

Xu Xiaoman sneered, "Let's go to the mountains." ”

Me: "Can you let the little one report it first?"

Xu Xiaoman: "No. ”

Me: "......"

Xu Xiaoman smiled slyly, "I don't talk nonsense with you, what's the matter?"

I stumbled upstairs, wrapped my arms around her waist, and buried my head in her shoulder.

Xu Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and also reached out to hug my head, "Who bullied you?"

Me: "Don't talk, let me hold for a while." ”

Xu Xiaoman really let me hug me honestly, but it was only for a while. With this girl's endless gossip heart and brain hole that can hold the entire universe, she soon began a series of speculations:

"Li Yuan, what are you doing to be sorry for me?...... You don't like someone else, do you?...... The other party is still a man?...... Got cancer?...... Advanced?...... You're actually married?...... And children?...... You are my long-lost brother?...... Your mother doesn't agree with the two of us?......"

In just half a minute, Xu Xiaoman compiled a TV series on urban family ethics sadomasochistic mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and it is the kind that can shoot hundreds of episodes. If she had been a screenwriter, we would have won the Oscar a long time ago.

Looking directly into her eyes, which were radiant with imagination, I asked, "If I were to become a poor bastard, would you still want to be with me?"

Xu Xiaoman glared at me disdainfully, "Bankrupt?"

Me: "Sort of. ”

Her eyes glanced through the back window, and with her gaze, I saw a three-handed Alto parked in the open space behind the Internet café, which was the car I used to drive, and it sounded everywhere except for the horn on the road, which supported air conditioning in winter and heating in summer.

"What kind of big-tailed wolf? You haven't given birth! You're still bankrupt!"

I was wronged, I was unwilling, I was dying and struggling: "How can I be so bad?

This was really a bit empty-hearted, but Xu Xiaoman grasped the point and said excitedly: "Then you sell the house and start over from scratch." ”

I gritted my teeth and said, "It's already sold." ”

Xu Xiaoman: "Oh. ”

Me: "You don't have anything to say?"

Xu Xiaoman: "Are you going to stay in a hotel next, or are you going to live in an Internet café first?" If you live in an Internet café, you are allowed to go to my house every other day to take a bath. ”

"That's not the point!" I corrected after sorting out the thoughts that she had led me astray, "If I degenerate into a poor bastard, will you still follow me?"

Xu Xiaoman glanced at the second-hand Alto again, "The word 'degenerate' is too exaggerated, and the space you can fall on is obviously insufficient, at most it is so high." Xu Xiaoman said as he stretched out a hand and gestured.

Downstairs, Daji shouted, "Come and see! There's a job advertisement here, and you can earn 300 a day! And such a good thing?"

Xu Xiaoman immediately echoed: "Li Yuan, aren't you short of money?

I yelled, "That's a lie!

Xu Xiaoman stabbed me with his elbow, and the thief smiled: "It's okay, not stupid, I didn't drill the horns." ”

She is testing me!