"We can't afford to mess with this Wu Zetian, she is a relative of the Jade Emperor. ”

I can't turn a corner, the Jade Emperor still has relatives in our world? What is the situation? Weifu private visit to inspect the work, meet a girl in the world, fall in love, after several twists and turns, a lover finally became a ...... Ah, brother and sister.

"What kind of relatives?"

"She is the aunt of the Jade Emperor. ”

I sniffled, "Auntie Seven, Auntie Eight, Auntie?"

"Hmm. ”

All sorts of images came to my mind.

Picture 1: On the evening of the Chinese New Year's Eve, the Jade Emperor's family ate dumplings around a round table, one of the old ladies who looked like Wu Zetian asked the juniors present one by one if they had found a partner, and as soon as the people said no, this immediately took out a bunch of photos of the girl and the guy, and Zhang Luo wanted to introduce it, that is the Jade Emperor's aunt!

Picture 2: A bare-bottomed bear child hugged the Jade Emperor's thigh, jumping and shouting, "Uncle, buy me hawthorn chips!

Picture 3: The Queen Mother crossed her waist with one hand and twisted the Jade Emperor's ears with the other, "Let you not buy a donkey bag for the old lady!

One day, the mythical immortal suddenly squatted in front of you and held a bowl of fried noodles to eat, and the old king next door was still his cousin, hehe, this world is too small, right?

I gathered my thoughts and asked, "She's such a cow, why are you here with me?"

Xiao Hei said: "Originally, she would have been able to return to Heaven after Wu Zetian's life, but recently, there have been several heavy rains that have not been encountered in a century, and the Santu River has swelled, cutting off the road from hell to Heaven, and she is rushing to repair it, she can't go back now, so she can only stay with you for a few days first." ”

"Build a road, that should be pretty fast, right?"

Xiao Hei nodded, "It's only 2 or 3 days." ”

I breathed a sigh of relief, "It's easy to say." ”

Xiao Hei whispered: "But one day in the underworld, one month in the world." ”

I said angrily, "That's right, is it two months or two months?"

"It's just two months. Xiao Hei smiled rarely, and it was definitely a wicked smile, "You are content, fortunately, it is converted with the time of our underworld, if it is converted with the heavenly court, you have heard of one day in heaven and one year on earth, right?"

I asked weakly: "Sister Hei, you can show me a clear way, I haven't served the immortals of the heavenly court, in case the martial immortals have to eat peaches tomorrow, where can I go to give her a whole thing?"

There was a shouting voice from the corridor window: "Peach! The new peach on the market! It's not sweet and doesn't need money!"

"Then you can buy her some," Xiao Hei pointed out the window, "Actually, you don't have to be too nervous, she doesn't know that she is the Jade Emperor's aunt, this identity and related memories will only be opened after she returns to Heaven, and now she is Wu Zetian." ”

I asked, "She doesn't have any wishes, does she?"

"That's the point I'm going to tell you. Xiao Hei said: "After the old lady abdicated, she really saw it, and now her favorite thing to do is to introduce people to people." ”

I said: "That's a good thing, Ming'er will introduce me to the two princesses of the Tang Dynasty, one is for seeing, and the other is ...... Ah, still use it to see. ”

All in all, Wu's Mei Niang is a female, hobbies: to introduce people to people.

"Come on, I'll stand up for these two months. I poked my head out of the window and shouted to the vendor on the side of the road, "Peach seller, bring me some!"

"Well, how much do you want?"

"Three pounds! no! thirty pounds!"

When I returned to the room with the peach, several visitors from hell were chatting happily, and when I heard it, everyone talked about their children for the first time.

Cao Cao said sadly: "I love Chong'er the most, if it weren't for Chong'er dying early, how could it be Cao Pi's turn to kill his brother." ”

He Shen said: "I killed them all over the house!" Now I understand that no matter how much money there is, it is not as good as the family happiness of children and grandchildren around their knees. ”

Huang Chao said: "My two sons can be called the dragons among people, they have fought with me all the way, and they have few defeats, but it is a pity that they became kings and lost their crimes, and they did not end up with a good result in the end, alas!"

I thought that Zhao Gao, who was a eunuch in his previous life, had no say in this issue, but I didn't expect this old boy to scold his mother and say fiercely: "When I gained power, I don't know how many ministers rushed to recognize me as a godfather, and I didn't mention them less, and when I lost power, I didn't even have a person who was willing to say a word for me, people's hearts!"

Isn't that Wei Zhongxian, the national godfather? That is, my former and former ...... Generation. It seems that there is also a certain routine from extreme prosperity to extreme decline, for people who want to be on top, regardless of men and women, the method of recognizing godfathers is common throughout ancient and modern times.

At this time, our empress said something that shocked everyone present, "Brother Huangchao, quickly wipe away your tears, don't make people laugh at the manly husband, I said, I asked you how old your children are, just to see whose children have not found a partner, I will help find one, I didn't expect to arouse the sadness of several brothers, I will compensate you." ”

Everyone: "......"