After I pass out, perhaps, it should be said "after I die", because the place where I go next is where only the dead are qualified to go.

As you guessed, I went to the Netherworld.

Coming to lead the way is a pair of sisters with different styles, the elder sister has a cold demeanor, takes the dark route, her hair covers half of her face, and the other half of her face is not covered with non-mainstream killing Matt smoky makeup, the facial features under the heavy makeup are quite good-looking, black tight leather jacket and leather pants, the figure is concave and convex, the heel of the black leather shoes is high and thin, about fifteen centimeters, hate the sky!

As for the image of my sister, how to say it, it is very much in line with my imagination of Snow White when I was a child, with a baby face, big eyes, a white tutu skirt to the ankles, revealing the lace edges on the socks, two shiny little hairpins on the head, and a bow on the small leather shoes.

When I saw them, I didn't know that I was already in the Netherworld, just a spring dream, and I was in a very comfortable mood.

Lori smiled shyly at me, I smiled back, and the royal sister said coldly, "Come with us." I obediently followed, not daring to slack off.

After walking for a while, I thought that little Lori was easier to talk to, so I leaned over and asked, "Where are you going to take me?"

I think whether her answer is Motai Hanting or Home Inns 8, that's excellent.

Little Lori didn't answer me, and turned to the royal sister: "It seems that he doesn't know yet." ”

The royal sister glanced at me disdainfully: "This is the Netherworld, the king of Hades wants to summon you, so we will ask for your soul." ”

I looked down at myself, but all I saw was a vague mist, I wasn't walking, I was drifting. The fear of facing the unknown is very frightening, I want to pinch my thigh, unfortunately, a cloud of gas can not complete the "pinch" action that requires at least two fingers to cooperate, my brain is blank for a few seconds, and then I think of a strange proposition: the part of the fog that represents my second child will just float to the back of my head at this moment? This is really a pain and headache proposition.

Whether in my dream or in reality, I have never seen such a beautiful girl, but unfortunately I am ...... at this moment

Little Lori seemed to be afraid that I would be sad, so she began to look for a topic and introduced herself: "Our sister is black and white, she is my sister Xiaohei, and I am my sister Xiaobai." ”

"It turns out that black and white impermanence is a woman. ”

"Otherwise?" asked Xiaobai.

"It is rumored that black and white impermanence are two men with facial paralysis whose tongues are longer than their belly buttons. ”

Xiaobai laughed, "Big Tongue Brothers, they retired yesterday, and our sisters took over." ”

"Co-author, this is your first day on the job. ”

Xiao Hei obviously didn't like others to doubt her professionalism, glared at me and said, "Do you have an opinion?"

I wanted to wave my hand, but I found that I couldn't do this action, so I quickly explained, "No, no, the future is terrifying, hehe, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves." ”

"Flim Flam. Although Xiao Hei was scolding me, the coldness on his face melted a little, after all, she was a young girl who liked to listen to soft words.

I remembered what was going on, and asked, "Do you know what Hades is asking me for? ”

Xiaobai covered his mouth and smiled, "I only know that there is something I want to ask you." ”

Lord Yama had such a big shelf, and I said with a crying voice: "Then can he send me back after asking? I haven't even had a girlfriend yet." ”

Xiaobai pointed to a gate not far in front of him and said, "You go in and ask yourself." You're quite interesting, and if you can't go back, our sisters are willing to make friends with you. ”

I was about to say something grateful, when a huge force was sucked into the door, and next to my ear was Xiao Hei's voice: "Her words don't represent me." ”

"Oh. ”

As soon as I entered the door, there was another girl who led the way, and as soon as she saw me, she urged, "Why is it so long? Hades has been waiting for a long time." ”

I can't control what I've been thinking about for a long time, so I didn't dare to talk back, after all, we are outsiders.

Turned a few small doors, entered a large hall, the main hall is really big, the height is not the top, in the center of the hall a seat like a dragon chair sits a man in his thirties, looking at the appearance, dragon eyebrows and phoenix eyes, handsome and majestic, two mustaches just right.

He chuckled at me and said, "Coming?"

I smiled wryly at him, "Here we are." ”

"Sit, you're welcome. As I spoke, a chair appeared out of thin air behind me, and I put my ass up a bit, and it was a real chair.

"He Shen has already told you the general situation, right?" he looked at me with a puzzled face, and prompted: "Regarding the fact that you should have entered the animal path in this life, but you entered the humane world. ”

The half-bald man did tell me something last night, and I took it as a joke, so I asked, "How do you prove that your words are true?"

Hades smiled and asked, "How do you want me to prove it?"

I thought for a moment and said, "You tell me what the first thing I saw when I woke up, and if I really saw it when I woke up, I would believe you." ”

The reason why I made this request was because I was afraid of the "what if", in case I was really dead, in case I was really in the Hades Palace, as long as he agreed to my request, it meant that I could wake up again and return to the world of dogs and horses in the rolling red dust.

I have lived for a long time, and I don't know how old Hades lived, anyway, he must be better than me, and this little Jiujiu in my heart was seen through by him at once. He said, "If I prove it in the way you say, can you do something for me?"

I was not afraid to ask the question, "What if I don't agree?"

"Well, I'll just send you into the beast path. As he spoke, two blue-faced and fanged imps ran out of nowhere, grabbed me one left and one right, and dragged me out while chanting: "Another reincarnation, No. 318 Animal Road!"

Even in a dream, this scene was terrifying enough, and I quickly shouted, "Don't don't, don't!

As soon as Hades waved his hand, the two imps disappeared, and I breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Then what do you want me to do?"

"That's the case, the red-faced ghost who was in charge of the fifth layer of hell a while ago was dumped by his girlfriend, and it was said that this was not a big deal, but I didn't expect him to be miserable and passive because of this, and some ghosts in the fifth layer who should have been reincarnated after their sentences were imprisoned for several more years. Speaking of this, the king of Hades actually sighed, "Those who can be imprisoned in the fifth layer of hell have done evil in their lives, and they are also fierce and evil after death, and they are very difficult to speak. ”

I smiled, it seems that the underworld and the yang world are similar.

Hades continued: "Those ghosts who have never seen the market, I promise them to be glorious and rich in the next life, but there are also some emperors and ministers, they have seen how big the pomp and circumstance of the world are, and the glory and wealth are like a cloud of smoke......"

I interrupted: "Then you can still promise them a good marriage, no matter how bad it is, it is not bad to have a good body and live a healthy life past the age of one hundred and thirty." ”

Hades waved his hand, "These are not what they want, they still have some unfulfilled wishes, as long as they go back and fulfill their wishes, they will obediently go to reincarnation and stop making trouble." ”

"Then you're going to let them do their thing. ”

Hades said: "Hey! Let me give you an example, take Heshen who was sent to you, his wish is to spend all the money that he has not spent when he is dying, I have heard that the silver copied from his house after his death is equivalent to the tax revenue of the Qing government for more than ten years, and the treasury is enriched because of his silver, if he is allowed to go back and spend the silver, what will the Jiaqing Emperor use to suppress the White Lotus Sect? What will he do to ban opium? Will your ancestors be forced to death by excesses and miscellaneous taxes? The chain reaction of all this may directly cause you to disappear, and that Cao Cao, in case he ......"

I finally understood, "You can't tamper with history, but you also want to fulfill the wishes of these people, so you plan to send them here to me, and I will fulfill their wishes?"

Hades nodded, "You finally guessed right." ”

I wailed, "Where did you ask me to find so much silver and half-bald flowers? My dad is not Jack Ma." ”

"And semi-bald?"

I explained in frustration, "It's Heshen." ”

Hades actually stepped out of his seat and patted me on the shoulder, as if the chief was comforting the little soldier, "Oh, I know I'm a little embarrassed for you, but as long as you promise that we will be in the same boat, of course I have to help you." ”

I thought about it, and I was expecting him to let me go back, so I patiently asked, "How can I help?"

Hades thought for a moment and said, "I will send Black and White Impermanence to assist you. ”

The little sisters of ice and fire?

To be honest, I was a little tempted at the time, but it wasn't enough to make me forget the task assigned by Lord Yama to overwhelm the mountain, "Are you sure they can help?"

"I ...... Are you sure...... bar. ”

The king of Hades no longer looked at my suspicious eyes, and simply said: "Either agree, or enter the beast path, you choose!"

The two blue-faced and fanged imps appeared again, I sighed, I thought that I was not scared to live for more than 20 years, how did I get to the Hades Palace and let people be bullied like this, how to face Jiangdong's father when I go back in the future, or don't go back, just go straight to the beast road......

"I promise...... I have one last question, though. ”

Hades is now very refreshed, waving his big hand, "Ask!"

"Should we discuss this kind of thing in advance? He Shen was sent over so casually, so you weren't afraid that he would get lost?"

Hades sneered, "There is a task to send him over first. ”

"What's the mission?"

"Send you here. ”

Closing his brick was deliberate!

Hades smiled and continued, "Now I'll prove it to you. When you wake up later, you will first see the doctor and nurse in white, by the way, and the one named Xu Xiaoman, who wants to put a lump of ...... Belch...... Something that looks like a bandage is placed on your head and is stopped by the nurse. ”

When I wanted to ask for more details, Hades waved his hand, and I was already outside the Hades Palace.

Xiaobai saw me come out and ran over and asked, "How is it?"

I looked at Xiao Hei, who was indifferent, and said mysteriously: "You'll know in two days." ”

Return the way you came.

Then, I woke up.

When I woke up, the ambulance had just arrived, and the chaotic situation had finally improved, the doctor and nurse were moving me to the stretcher, and several people in white surrounded me, followed by Xu Xiaoman's anxious expression, she shouted: "Hurry up and stop the bleeding for him......! Belch...... My aunt's towel was placed on my head, but fortunately it was blocked by a quick-eyed nurse.

Damn!